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The Sword in the Stone

Merlin

• Did you hate the Middle Ages?

Did you hate the Middle Ages?

player Did you hate the Middle Ages? It's rather pleasant to be living in an era with so many modern conveniences. Magic is useful, but pales before the wonder of indoor plumbing. Tell me, Player, what is your favorite invention? →  Airplanes. Magnificent machines! Ahh, to fly through the sky like a bird without all those itchy feathers. →  I agree with you... indoor plumbing. TODOResponsetoAnswerPlumbing →  Cell phones. TODOResponsetoAnswerPhones

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Player, do you know the distinction between Dark and Light Magic? →  I do. TODOResponsetoAnswerIDo →  I don't. It's a simple difference, really. Light Magic is performed for others. / Dark Magic is performed for yourself. Dark Magic is not necessarily evil, but is more easily turned to evil. Now tell me: Which calls to you? Light Magic or Dark Magic? →  Light Magic. TODOResponsetoAnswerLight →  Dark Magic. Dark Magic can be powerful and compelling, but must be managed carefully. →  Both. TODOResponsetoAnswerBoth

• Do you have time to talk?

Do you have time to talk?

player Do you have time to talk? I can tell by the look on your face that you have a question for me, Player. Well, what is it? →  Why do you wear a blue robe and pointy hat? Why, it's what I've always worn since I was a young lad. And I do suppose it helps people understand that I'm a wizard. / Part of being a wizard is managing people's expectations, you know. / That may even be the most important part. →  How do you do magic? There's no simple answer to that. But I can say that it takes years of study. / One must understand the nature of...well, nature! And how to influence it. / That is the secret to true power...knowledge. →  How old are you? TODOResponsetoAnswerHowOld

• Have you ever time-traveled?

Have you ever time-traveled?

player Have you ever time-traveled? I have traveled extensively through time, Player. I've visited the past, and I remember a great deal of the future. →  That sounds confusing. TODOResponsetoAnswerConfusing →  That sounds useful. Well, it gives me a unique perspective. And makes me an extremely valuable advisor. →  Can I learn to time travel? TODOResponsetoAnswerCanILearn

• Let's do something fun!

Let's do something fun!

player Let's do something fun! Player... Now, I know you're not a wizard, but have you ever heard of a Wizards' Duel? →  Yes. Then you know how it works. / My last bout with Madam Mim... well, it... it was a bit of a grudge match, you might say. We needn't be so brutal. →  No. Well, it's a classic battle of wits, where each player takes turns changing into different things. / The goal is to defeat the other player's form! Since you can't change forms, we'll just say the names of what we WOULD change into. And let's stick to animals, shall we? Here, I'll start... I choose the form of a tortoise! →  Raccoon. A reasonable choice... A raccoon might be able to prey on a young tortoise. / But I assure you I am an old, venerable tortoise and quite immune to your raccoon attacks. / I win this duel. →  Rabbit. TODOResponsetoAnswerRabbit →  Elephant. Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise. Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise. Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise. Then I shall become a mouse and terrify your elephant. →  Cat. Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse. Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse. Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse. Then I will make the classic response in turn and transform into a dog. →  Wolf. TODOResponsetoAnswerWolf →  Human. Very clever! Humans are indeed animals. And they've domesticated almost every dog on the planet! / An astute response. I concede the game to you, Player. You win! →  Dragon. Ah! No creatures of legend! That is against the rules... I did tell you that part, didn't I? / Well either way, there is no rule-bound response to dragon, so our little contest is over. →  Dog. TODOResponsetoAnswerDog →  Robot. A robot is not an animal. I win by default!

• Time for another philosophical question!

Time for another philosophical question!

player Time for another philosophical question! Have you ever considered being a squirrel? →  Sounds fun! TODOResponsetoAnswerFun →  Sounds dangerous. TODOResponsetoAnswerDangerous →  Can you do that? I could. Though I won't; not now. We have other things to do. / But I still encourage you to CONSIDER being a squirrel. Think about it... The squirrel's life is hazardous. Downright dangerous! Almost all the world is larger than the creature, and a good portion wants to eat it! Now, what do you think we can learn from a squirrel? →  Empathy for the vulnerable. TODOResponsetoAnswerEmpathy →  How to survive. TODOResponsetoAnswerSurvive →  Walnuts are good. I suppose that's technically true, but not really what I was driving at.

• You had a question?

You had a question?

player You had a question? Tell me, Player... what do you think is the most important quality for being a good leader? →  Pulling a sword from a stone. TODOResponsetoAnswerSword →  Taking care of people. TODOResponsetoAnswerTakingCare →  Being awesome. Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"? Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"? Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"? →  To do good. TODOResponsetoAnswerToDoGood →  To feel awesome. You, my friend, have a lot to learn.

WALL-E

WALL-E

• Do you have a question?

• Got something to show me?

Got something to show me?

player Got something to show me? Oh! Oh! player WALL-E's showing me something. It's a... →  Sandwich. That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?! That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?! player That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?! Uhh... player A sandwich is... →  A kind of food. Like what Remy makes. TODOResponsetoAnswerKindofFood →  Not really relevant to you. TODOResponsetoAnswerNotRelevant →  Delicious! Is this pastrami? Huh...? Huh...? Huh...? player Right... you wouldn't know what pastrami is. Don't worry about it. →  Light Bulb. TODOResponsetoAnswerLightBulb →  Leaf. TODOResponsetoAnswerLeaf

• How are you?

How are you?

player How are you? WALL-E! →  I don't know what you're saying! TODOResponsetoAnswerIDK →  I'm gonna guess what you're saying! whistles* *whistles* whistles* →  You want to be best friends! TODOResponsetoAnswerBFFs →  You want to go swimming! TODOResponsetoAnswerSwimming →  It was Belle in the library with a candlestick! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! →  I got it! Whoopee! →  This could use more work at another time. TODOResponsetoAnswerMoreWork →  I understand completely. TODOResponsetoAnswer3

• Is there something you need?

Is there something you need?

player Is there something you need? Yoo-hoo! Uhh... player What is it, WALL-E? You have a question? player Hmm. He's pointing at a... →  Bird. player TODOResponsetoAnswerBird →  Squirrel. player That's a squirrel, WALL-E. That's a squirrel, WALL-E. player That's a squirrel, WALL-E. Huh?! player Well, a squirrel is... →  A small mammal that climbs trees. TODOResponsetoAnswerMammal →  A cute critter that eats nuts. TODOResponsetoAnswerCritter →  Like Remy but with a bushy tail and less cooking experience. Ooh! →  Tree. player TODOResponsetoAnswerTree

• Let's try to speak again!

Let's try to speak again!

player Let's try to speak again! WALL-E. player Let's try one WALL-E for yes and two WALL-E's for no. player Do you like the Village? WALL-E! player One WALL-E means "YES"! So, do you prefer... player Fishing? WALL-E, WALL-E! player Gardening? TODOResponsetoAnswerGardening player Meeting new people? Oh... WALL-E? player I finally understand you! Whoopee! →  Do you miss your world? EVE-ah... EVE-ah... EVE-ah... player Is EVE... →  Your friend? WALL-E! WALL-E! WALL-E! player She IS your friend! →  I finally understand you! Whoopee! →  Thank you for playing along! TODOResponsetoAnswerPlayingAlong →  Another robot? TODOResponsetoAnswerAnotherRobot →  Would you like to go on adventures with me? TODOResponsetoAnswerAdventures

• You look happy today!

You look happy today!

player You look happy today! Da dada...da da da! player WALL-E's singing and doing a little dance! I should... →  Join him! Da da dada da... Da da dada da... Da da dada da... →  Da de-da-da! TODOResponsetoAnswerDaDeDaDa →  Ba dum dum dum! Da de da do de-da dah doo-day! →  Nice moves, WALL-E! TODOResponsetoAnswerNiceMoves →  Applaud! TODOResponsetoAnswerApplaud →  Just watch. TODOResponsetoAnswerJustWatch

• You want to tell me something?

You want to tell me something?

player You want to tell me something? Yoo-hoo! WALL-E! player What's that, WALL-E? Oh, it's a toaster. Huh? ... Ooh! Ooh! player Yeah, those are the dials. You turn them to set how toasted you want your toast. player Wait. You probably don't know what toast is. Toast is bread that you cook and then eat. Uhh... player Bread is human food. It gives us energy. →  Like you get energy from the sun! TODOResponsetoAnswerEnergyFromSun →  It's great with jam or peanut butter. TODOResponsetoAnswerJamOrPB →  It's an essential part of any good sandwich. Whoa!

Lilo & Stitch

Stitch

• How are you feeling today?

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Player, you hula dance? →  Yes, I do! Oooh! Stitch too! We hula together soon! →  No, I don't. TODOResponseNo →  I don't, but I admire from afar. TODOResponseNoadmire

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Ooh! Ooh! Player, I have idea for cooking! You put food in stove to cook. Right? But if shoot food with LASERS, it cooks FASTER! →  That's an amazing idea. YES! Stitch go tell Remy! →  That's an extremely unsafe idea. TODOResponsetoAnswerUnsafeLaserCooking

• Stitch, I was just thinking...

• What are you up to today?

What are you up to today?

player What are you up to today? Stitch wants to surf but cannot swim. →  You could wear a life jacket? TODOResponsetoAnswerLifeJacket →  You should surf with someone. TODOResponsetoAnswerSurfWithSomeone →  Just be careful. Careful is hard, but I will try.

• What did you want to do today?

What did you want to do today?

player What did you want to do today? You take photos with camera. What are best things to photo? →  I like taking pictures of landscapes. TODOResponsetoAnswerLandscapes →  I like taking portraits. TODOResponsetoAnswerPortraits →  You, Stitch! Me? Okay! Ahem. Ready for my close-up!

• What do you like to do as a hobby?

What do you like to do as a hobby?

player What do you like to do as a hobby? Player, want to learn fire spinning with me? Very fun. →  Yes. Good! Here's how... Good! Here's how... Good! Here's how... First: Find something and set it on fire. Then: Spin it! player On second thought, I'll leave it to the professionals. →  No. TODOResponsetoAnswerNoFireSpinning →  That sounds dangerous. Yes. Dangerous... sometimes. / Want to learn?

• What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

player What's on your mind? He-he-he. Stitch have ideas for new prank on Donald Duck. Hide squirrel in his hat. OR! Put spicy pepper in lunch! But which to do first? Hmm... →  Squirrel in hat, definitely. TODOResponsetoAnswerSquirrel →  Pepper. Go with pepper. Okay! Yeah! Gotta go find pepper. Bye! →  Stitch, it's not very nice to prank Donald. TODOResponsetoAnswerNotNice

• What's on your mind, Stitch?

• What's your plan for today?

What's your plan for today?

player What's your plan for today? Hello, Player! Stitch making new hula dance! What should dance be about? →  Flowers. Yeah! Stitch's family likes flowers. / Flowers are good for hula. Flowers mean family! →  Family. TODOResponsetoAnswerFamily.

Moana

Maui

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Player, I need to ask you something VERY important. It's to settle a little disagreement with Moana. If you had to name one thing you like MOST about me, what would it be? →  Your tattoos. Great answer. My tattoos are kind of a chronicle of all my feats. / They show up when I earn them. →  Your heroics. They don't call me "hero to all" for nothing! / And I've got the tattoos to prove it. →  Your humbleness. Huh... Now that you mention it, I am INCREDIBLY humble for a demigod. I mean, NO ONE'S more humble than I am. Thanks, Player!

• How are you today?

How are you today?

player How are you today? I can tell what you're thinking. How does he have such great hair? It's kind of my thing. →  That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. TODOResponsetoAnswerEXACTLYGreatHair →  That's NOT what I was thinking. At. All. Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos. Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos. Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos. player I was thinking... →  Your hair's a bit flat today. TODOResponsetoAnswerHairFlat →  You're too full of yourself. Hey, it's hard being this perfect all the time. Maybe that's my flaw... I'm too perfect. →  Just keep doing what you're doing! TODOResponsetoAnswerKeepDoing

• I have a question...

I have a question...

player I have a question... Saw you eyeing my magical fishook. Nice, isn't it? →  Answer1 TODOResponsetoAnswerImpressive →  It's just a hook. TODOResponsetoAnswerJustHook →  Answer3 TODOResponsetoAnswer3

• So I have a few questions.

So I have a few questions.

player So I have a few questions. I know being face to face with a demigod is a lot. But you gotta relax! I'm just an ordinary guy who happens to be a demigod. Ask your questions. →  What's the biggest monster you've ever fought? TODOResponsetoAnswerBiggestMonster →  Tell me about your tattoos. TODOResponsetoAnswerTellTattoos →  How did you become a demigod? That is a sad and personal story. And I have a limit of only one sad personal story per year. / Moana used up this year's supply. Check in with me in a decade or so.

• Tell me something about yourself...

Tell me something about yourself...

player Tell me something about yourself... So one of the great things about being a shapeshifter is that I know what it's like to be a bunch of different animals. Ever wonder what it's like to be a shark? Tell me which of my animal forms is your favorite, and I'll tel you about it. →  Hawk. TODOResponsetoAnswerHawk →  Shark. TODOResponsetoAnswerShark →  Iguana. The iguana is a vastly underrated animal. It's small, sure, but it's a good climber. / And sometimes it helps to be small so you can wriggle through tiny spaces.

• You look like you have a question.

You look like you have a question.

player You look like you have a question. Player! Got a question for you. Which of these do you think is the BEST animal to turn into... Sneaky beetle? Fearsome shark? Or awesome, powerful, giant hawk? →  Definitely the hawk. Good choice! You have power, you have flight. There is literally no downside to being a hawk. →  I like the idea of sneaking around as a beetle. It has its uses. But you gotta be careful when you're tiny. A chicken might try to eat you. →  I personally like the shark head. You like... Oh great. Moana told you about that, didn't she? I make a mistake shape-shifting one time, and I never hear the end of it!

Moana

• Are you okay, Moana?

• Did you always want to sail away?

Did you always want to sail away?

player Did you always want to sail away? When I was young, my father wanted me to be happy where I was. To focus on my responsibility to our people. But there was something inside me that called me to the ocean. I found a way to bring those two things together. Our people are voyagers again. →  I'd like to voyage someday. TODOResponsetoAnswerVoyageSomeday →  I'm happy right where I am. No voyaging for me. I know a lot of people who feel that way. And I love Motunui. I'm always happy there. And in your Village, too. / But the ocean is always calling to me to sail and explore. →  I'm glad you found a way to bring those two things together. TODOResponsetoAnswerBringTogether

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Player, I'm curious. Have you ever sailed on the ocean? player I'm afraid of the water. That's understanable. The ocean can be frightening, especially in a storm. / But if you get to know the currents and learn to sail, it can be amazing! →  Never, but I want to! TODOResponsetoAnswerWantToSail →  Of course I have! The water calls me. Me too! / When I was little, I'd go to the shore every chance I got. And one day... the ocean introduced itself to me! / At least that's what Gramma Tala said. I was just a baby, so I don't really remember.

• Let's talk about nature.

Let's talk about nature.

player Let's talk about nature. Ever since I was a little girl, I could feel the ocean calling to me. Is there a place in nature that makes you happiest? →  It's hard to decide. I love nature! TODOResponsetoAnswerLoveNature →  I like the indoors best! Really? What do you like to do indoors? Really? What do you like to do indoors? Really? What do you like to do indoors? →  I like to read books. TODOResponsetoAnswerRead →  I like to cook. TODOResponsetoAnswerCook →  I play video games. I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. But it sounds interesting.

• Tell me about food on Motunui?

Tell me about food on Motunui?

player Tell me about food on Motunui? Do you ever think about coconuts? I mean, REALLY think about them? →  Yes. You do?! Oh... Well, what do you think of coconuts? You do?! Oh... Well, what do you think of coconuts? You do?! Oh... Well, what do you think of coconuts? →  They're useful. TODOResponsetoAnswerCoconutsUseful →  They're kind of boring. That's what I think! Don't get me wrong; I'm grateful for coconuts. But a person can't live on only coconuts. / A person needs to explore, and find out who she is! ... Wait, you know I was just using coconuts as a metaphor, right? →  No. TODOResponsetoAnswerNoCoconuts →  I'm allergic. TODOResponsetoAnswerAllergic

• What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

player What's on your mind? Now that we have coconuts in the Valley, I hope everyone gets a lot of use out of them. They're pretty good for just about anything. →  Coconut soup. TODOResponsetoAnswerSoup →  A coconut helmet. TODOResponsetoAnswerHelmet →  Nets out of the fibers! Yes! Wait -- I think I taught you that one.

• Will you go sailing today?

Will you go sailing today?

player Will you go sailing today? I'm not sure if I'll go sailing today. It depends on the weather. →  Have you sailed in storms? A few. It's dangerous. / ...and maybe a little bit exciting. →  What's the best weather for sailing? TODOResponsetoAnswerBestWeather

• You look a little down.

You look a little down.

player You look a little down. When I miss Gramma Tala, I go to the ocean shore. She loved to dance in the shallows. What do you do when you miss someone? →  I tell stories about them! TODOResponsetoAnswer1 →  I call my friends to hang out with them. I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me. I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me. I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me. →  What did you like best about her? She didn't care if people thought she was different. She was just so much... herself. →  Do you think you're like her? TODOResponsetoAnswer2

Ratatouille

Remy

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Is there an organization that inspects food safety in the Valley? →  I can do that. TODOResponsetoAnswerICanDoThat player I don't think so. Well, we need one. I want people to know it's safe to eat at my restaurant. / Actually, you've cooked with me. Maybe you could give the restaurant a safety rating? / How would you rate my restaurant on safety? →  Pretty safe. TODOResponsePrettysafe →  Unsafe, but only when villains eat there. TODOResponseUnsafe player Extremely safe. Excellent! / I was certain everything was up to code, but it's nice to have the reassurance.

• How are the new recipes going?

How are the new recipes going?

player How are the new recipes going? You've gotta taste this! It's not really a smoky taste. It's more of a...ZAP-KAPOW kind of taste! What do you think? →  Delicious! TODOResponsetoAnswerDelicious →  Definitely ZAP-KAPOW. Right?! That's what I'm saying. I got it that way by being struck by lightning while I was cooking. / It was intense, but worth it for the flavor! →  Needs salt. TODOResponsetoAnswerNeedsSalt

• Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?

• Let's talk about flavor!

Let's talk about flavor!

player Let's talk about flavor! Player, do you prefer savory things or sweet things? →  Savory. Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy. Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy. Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy. Okay, do you enjoy salty, savory things? Or fermented things like cheeses? Or spicy stews? →  Salty. TODOResponsetoAnswerSalty →  Fermented. I agree. I hate to be a cliché, but I am INCREDIBLY fond of aged cheese. →  Spicy stews. TODOResponsetoAnswerSpicy →  Sweet. TODOResponsetoAnswerSweet

• Teach me about baking!

Teach me about baking!

player Teach me about baking! Today is all about pastries. I'm gonna try and push my restaurant's pastry game to the next level. But I need to focus on one at a time. What's your favorite pastry, Player? →  Croissants. TODOResponsetoAnswerCroissants →  Donuts. TODOResponsetoAnswerDonuts →  I like them all!. Ha! You sound just like my brother, Emile. He'll eat just about anything.

• Tell me more about your job!

Tell me more about your job!

player Tell me more about your job! Do you know how many different kinds of cooks there are? You've got sous chefs, sauciers, pastry chefs... The list goes on! →  What's a sous chef? TODOResponsetoAnswerSousChef →  What's a saucier? TODOResponsetoAnswerSaucier →  Do pastry chefs only make pastries? Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important. Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important. Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important. Dessert is a customer's final experience with the restaurant. →  A last chance to make a good impression. TODOResponsetoAnswerLastChance →  I love dessert. You and most of Paris! Which is why pastry chefs are so important.

• Where did you learn to cook?

Where did you learn to cook?

player Where did you learn to cook? Have you ever heard of Auguste Gusteau? →  Yes. TODOResponsetoAnswerYes →  No. TODOResponsetoAnswerNo →  Isn't he dead? Well, yeah, he is. But while he was alive, he was an amazing chef. I learned so much from him. About good food, savoring everything, and being brave. →  Good food? Yes! He used to say: "Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell!" / Eating is a full body experience. You have to engage all the senses! →  Savoring everything? TODOResponsetoAnswerSavoringEverything →  Being brave? TODOResponsetoAnswerBeingBrave

• You seem preoccupied...

You seem preoccupied...

player You seem preoccupied... Hey, Player. I've been thinking... →  What about? TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatAbout →  A dangerous pastime. Yeah. That's what my brother always says. But this time I was thinking about the Night Thorns and how we need to get rid of them. So... what if I found a way to cook them? →  I think they're poisonous. TODOResponsetoAnswerPoisonous →  I think they're mystically dangerous. Mystical, huh? That sounds a little beyond me. Guess I better not mess with the Night Thorns. →  I think they'd taste bad. TODOResponsetoAnswerTasteBad

The Lion King

Scar

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Tell me, oh noble leader... What do you enjoy most about ruling over this Village? →  Helping people. TODOResponsetoAnswerHelping →  Being in charge. I couldn't agree more. Power and control are the true joys of leadership. →  Talking to everyone. TODOResponsetoAnswerTalking

• Everything okay?

Everything okay?

player Everything okay? Player,why don't the fools around here respect my natural superiority? →  What makes YOU so superior? TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatMakesYou →  People don't recognize your brilliance. They don't, and it's such a tragedy. A loss to the entire community. They don't, and it's such a tragedy. A loss to the entire community. If only I were given what I deserve, life here would be sublime. →  What do you think you deserve? Respect... / Admiration... / And to be made king of all I survey. / Everyone would benefit. I assure you. →  Are you sure? TODOResponsetoAnswerYouSureBro →  That sounds reasonable. TODOResponsetoAnswerReasonable →  Maybe it's because you're a jerk to everyone. TODOResponsetoAnswerJerk

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? I have a little thought exercise for you. Which Villager do you think would be the most delicious? →  Bad kitty! TODOResponsetoAnswerBadKitty →  This isn't a fun thought exercise! TODOResponsetoAnswerNotFun →  YOU CAN'T EAT THE OTHER VILLAGERS. Ugh, I'm excruciatingly aware. / This is all strictly hypothetical, of course. / Though it does feel as if my diet has been strictly hypothetical lately. You put so many limitation on who... ahem... WHAT I"m allowed to eat. I'm practically skin and bones. →  How about some delicious vegetable snacks? TODOResponsetoAnswerVeggieSnacks →  You look fine to me. Well, I'm not. I'm famished! / And all the fish in your waters aren't going to change that. →  Go catch some fish. TODOResponsetoAnswerCatchFish

• Tell me about you.

Tell me about you.

player Tell me about you. You're staring at my scar, aren't you? Want to know how I got it? →  Yes. Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark. Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark. Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark. Let's play a game. Guess how I got my scar. →  Cobra. TODOResponsetoAnswerCobra →  Cape Buffalo. TODOResponsetoAnswerBuffalo →  Mufasa. You think my brother Mufasa gave me this scar? An accident while we were cubs? / Or not such an accident when he became king? / Perhaps. But I'll never say. It's far too private a memory. →  No. TODOResponsetoAnswerDontWantToKnow

• What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

player What's on your mind? Player, do you have a Villager you're not particularly fond of? Perhaps someone who annoys you incessantly? Who you'd rather not have around? →  No. I like everyone. TODOResponsetoAnswerILikeEveryone →  Why do you ask? TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyYouAsking →  ... Are you drooling? Of course not. I do not drool. / I was merely... savoring the thought of... something.

• What's wrong?

What's wrong?

player What's wrong? Ursula is being absurd. She's told me that there are beasts beneath the sea who are far more ferocious than any lion. Creatures called "sharks". →  Sharks are more ferocious than lions. TODOResponsetoAnswerSharks →  Lions are more ferocious than sharks. Precisely. They sound like nothing more than overgrown fish. / I'm sure I'd make quick work of any shark. / Hmm. Just thinking about it makes me hungry. →  Sharks and lions are both pretty dangerous. TODOResponsetoAnswerSharksLions

• Why are you looking at me like that?

Why are you looking at me like that?

player Why are you looking at me like that? Why don't I ever see you with a wildebeest slung over your shoulder? When, exactly, do you hunt? →  I don't hunt. You don't hunt? But then... →  That's not something I can do. TODOResponsetoAnswerCannotDo →  I don't like wildebeest. Then zebra. Or gazelle. Then zebra. Or gazelle. Then zebra. Or gazelle. player Not a fan of any of those. Sorry. What do you eat? →  Anything with chocolate. I'm afraid I've no idea what that is... / But it does sound... intriguing. →  Sandwiches. TODOResponsetoAnswerSandwiches →  Salads. Salads...? Salads...? Salads...? player You know... some lettuce, tomatoes, maybe a little dressing... You've just described a bowl of leaves. How wretched.

• You look angry.

You look angry.

player You look angry. I should have always been King of Pride Rock, not my brother. And certainly not my fool of a nephew. I had the lion's share of intelligence, and that's far more important in a leader than brute strength. →  You're ill-suited. Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me! Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me! Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me! →  Kindness. TODOResponsetoAnswerKindness →  Respect. TODOResponsetoAnswerRespect →  Friends. Ugh, you mean the meerkat and the warthog? If they're what passes for friends these days, I far prefer solitude. →  Get over it. TODOResponsetoAnswerGetOverIt →  Maybe you're right. Finally! Someone who sees me for all that I am! I should have been king. I SHOULD be king.

• You look sad.

You look sad.

player You look sad. Life's not fair, is it? I have to contend with countless fools trying to deny me my rightful place as king... ...and you have to deal with a bumbling parade of incompetents stumbling through your Village. →  I like the Villagers. TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeVillagers →  You're just bitter. TODOResponsetoAnswerBitter →  As you like to say, "I'm surrounded by fools." Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us. Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us. Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us. Perhaps you could give me control over more of the Valley. Wouldn't it be a refreshing change to work with someone... capable? →  No way. TODOResponsetoAnswerNoWay →  I'll consider it. Consider it quickly. I'm in a generous mood, but it won't last forever.

The Little Mermaid

Ariel

• Do you have a question, Ariel?

Do you have a question, Ariel?

player Do you have a question, Ariel? You're a human, Player. What would you say your favorite human thing is? →  Probably fire. Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it? Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it? Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it? →  It's warm and cozy. TODOResponsetoAnswerCozy →  It's bright and beautiful. TODOResponsetoAnswerBright →  It's useful. Yes! It provides light and heat, and I know humans like to cook their food over it. / If I'm on land when it gets cold, I like being near a warm fire. →  Shoes are nice. TODOResponsetoAnswerShoes →  It's hard to choose just one! I would have trouble choosing, too. But please do try. At least tell me one you like a lot.

• Let's talk about you.

player

Let's talk about you.

I have an idea, Player! Let's see how much we know about each other. / It can be a game! I'll start... / I'm the daughter of the king of the ocean. What's my father's name?

→  Poseidon.
	TODOResponsePoseidon

TODOResponseTunaKing

player

King Triton.

That's right! Okay, the next question is a little more difficult... / How many sisters do I have?

→  You have six sisters.
	TODOResponsesixsisters

→  You have two brothers: Flounder and Sebastian.
	TODOResponse2brothers

player

You're an only child.

No, I have six older sisters: Aquata, Audrina, Arista, Attina, Adella and Alana. But that was a tough one. / I promise the next question is easier! / I have a collection of gizmos and thingamabobs and all sorts of stuff. Do you know what the things in my collection have in common?

→  They're coral.
	TODOResponseCoral

→  Shark teeth, of course.
	TODOResponseSharkteeth

player

They are things found on land.

You're right! I think human stuff is very interesting. / Okay, two out of three is very good! Let's see if you can answer the next question! / What did Ursula want from me when I asked her to give me human legs?

→  Your father's trident.
	TODOResponsefatherstrident

→  Your voice!
	TODOResponseVoice

player

Your fins.

Oh, I'm sorry Player. She did give me legs, but she asked for my voice in return. Are you ready for the next one? / What's the name of the human I saved from drowning?

→  Flotsam.
	TODOResponseFlotsam

→  Eric.
	TODOResponseEric

player

Max.

No. You're thinking of his dog. I saved Prince Eric. / You do know some things about me! I hope you had fun. / Let's talk again soon! I can't wait to learn more about you.

• Do you like living here?

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player

Do you like living here?

I've been learning so much more about human stuff since I came to this Village!

Why don't you give me a test?! Tell me the name of a human object, and I'll tell you what it's used for.} →  Fork. Oh, that one's easy! It's for combing your hair. / And I believe the more common term for "fork" is "dinglehopper." →  Shoes. TODOResponsetoAnswerShoes Now it's my turn. I'll tell you the name of a human object, and you tell me what it does. Do you know what a snarfblatt is? →  A fish. TODOResponsetoAnswerFish →  A shark. TODOResponsetoAnswerShark →  A trumpet. That's right! Wow, you really know your human stuff.

• Do you need any help?

Do you need any help?

player Do you need any help? Player, I want to get a present for Eric. But I could use your advice. What sorts of things would a human man like? →  Something from under the sea? Do you think so? He IS very curious about my world. Almost as curious as I am about his! Maybe I could find him a beautiful shell. Or sea glass! →  Something from your collection? TODOResponsetoAnswerCollection →  Eric likes your singing. TODOResponsetoAnswerSinging

• Have you got a question?

Have you got a question?

player Have you got a question? Player, I have a very important question for you. What's your favorite thing to do on land? →  Dance. TODOResponsetoAnswerDance →  Ski. TODOResponsetoAnswerSki →  Fly kites. Oh, I've seen those! They're almost like the sail of a boat, but in the sky. There are so many interesting things to do on land. →  Yeah, it can be pretty cool. Thank you for telling me about it! →  I think the sea is better. TODOResponsetoAnswerSea →  I think they're both amazing in their own ways. TODOResponsetoAnswerLandAndSea

• How is your collection going?

How is your collection going?

player How is your collection going? Since I can go on land whenever I'd like now, I want to find things to add to my collection. What do you think I should start looking for? →  Stamps? TODOResponsetoAnswerStamps →  Hats? TODOResponsetoAnswerHats →  Thingamabobs? I already have twenty thingamabobs. I'd really like to collect something different.

• I've got a question for you!

I've got a question for you!

player I've got a question for you! Hello, Player. Do you have a question for me? →  How many merpeople are there? TODOResponsetoAnswerNumberMerpeople →  Do you get tired swimming all the time? TODOResponsetoAnswerTiredOfSwimming →  What's the biggest fish you've ever seen? TODOResponsetoAnswerBiggestFish...something about a whale shark...

• Tell me about your hobbies.

Tell me about your hobbies.

player Tell me about your hobbies. I love to sing. And Sebastian says I'm pretty good at it. Do you like to sing? →  Yes. That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song? That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song? That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song? →  Love songs. TODOResponsetoAnswerLoveSongs →  Dance songs. Oh, I love those too! Sebastian is really good at writing dance songs. He can get the whole ocean dancing! →  Rock anthems. TODOResponsetoAnswerRockAnthems →  No. TODOResponsetoAnswerNoSinging →  Badly. TODOResponsetoAnswerBadSinging

• What are you thinking about?

What are you thinking about?

player What are you thinking about? I've always been so curious about the human world. And I just realized... You might be curious about my underwater world! Is there anything you'd like me to tell you about? →  What's the deepest you've ever dived? Well, I've explored an underwater trench. It was very dark and very cold. →  What's it like being friends with fish? TODOResponsetoAnswerFishFriends →  How do you breathe? TODOResponsetoAnswerBreathe

• What's up?

• You seem preoccupied.

You seem preoccupied.

player You seem preoccupied. What do you do when you feel homesick, Player? →  Visit friends. TODOResponsetoAnswerVisit →  Look at mementos. TODOResponsetoAnswerMementos →  Distraction. You mean that if you don't think about home, you won't have time to miss it? / I guess that makes sense.

Prince Eric

• Do you like living here?

Do you like living here?

player Do you like living here? I love Dazzle Beach. The salty sea air. The wind blowing in your face! There's nothing like it. →  I love the ocean. You do? We're pretty similar then. What's your favorite thing about the sea? Dialogue You do? We're pretty similar then. What's your favorite thing about the sea? →  I get seasick. Oh, I'm sorry about that. I don't get seasick myself, but I have a friend who does. / I know it's pretty unpleasant. Well, I hope you can enjoy the ocean from the shore.

• Do you want to talk about anything?

Do you want to talk about anything?

player Do you want to talk about anything? There's this old riddle we used to ask new sailors on our ship. Would you like to hear it? player No. Guess you're not a riddle sort of person. That's okay. player Yes. Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop? player Trash. Huh? That's an interesting answer. It's not the one the old sea dogs taught me, though. player A net. Huh? That's an interesting answer. It's not the one the old sea dogs taught me, though. player An anchor. Yes! That's the answer. Pretty clever, huh?

Ursula

• Do you have time to talk?

Do you have time to talk?

player Do you have time to talk? What is it? Well, speak up! Mustn't lurk about, silent as a clam. It's rude. If you have something to ask me, ask! →  How did you learn magic? Oh, I've always had a natural talent for it. When I live in Atlantica, I did research on magic and alchemy. / And after I was banished, I experimented on anyone-- I mean, anything I could find. →  Why do you turn merpeople into those shriveled gray beings? You're talking about my garden? The unfortunate souls who failed to meet the terms of our agreements? It's simple really. / I can't let word get out that my contracts are breakable. Besides, it makes me happy to see Triton's subjects writhe on my particular type of hook.

• What are you thinking about?

What are you thinking about?

player What are you thinking about? Oh, Player, it's you. I was just musing over the distant past. Did you know that I used to live in Atlantica? In the palace, in fact. →  Why did you leave? TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyLeave →  Did you like it there? Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call. Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call. Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call. What would you miss if you were driven off and forced to live in the... well, I suppose for you it would be the woods? →  Ice Cream. TODOResponsetoAnswerIceCream →  Television. TODOResponsetoAnswerTV →  Video games. I have no idea what that is. But I do enjoy games. Especially when I get to make the rules. →  Why do you look different? You mean why am I not a waifish merperson with a dinky little green tail? / I look different because I AM different, dear. / Not just different. Better!

• What are you working on?

What are you working on?

player What are you working on? I need a new potion to attract customers. Player, what sort of magical potion do you think would be most in demand here? →  Love Potion. Oh, those tired old things. I've made a million of them. Though I suppose I could make one that's designed just for the Villagers here. They're not all merfolk, after all. →  Beauty Potion. That's called makeup, angelfish. Though I suppose I could add a little magic to some. / Maybe a cheek color that only blushes when you want it to. Hmm... that might be quite the seller. →  Luck Potion. Luck spells are tricky, but they do sell well. Not a bad idea.

• You seem lost in thought.

You seem lost in thought.

player You seem lost in thought. I came so CLOSE to becoming ruler of all the ocean! I had the trident in my hand and the crown on my head! Can you imagine the power? →  I don't want that kind of power. TODOResponsetoAnswerDontWant →  That sounds amazing. It was. It was! / And then that insipid little princess and her petty prince ruined it all. / But I'll get my revenge. Just you wait and see. →  That's probably why you lost... You got distracted by power. TODOResponsetoAnswerDistracted

Frozen

Anna

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? What's your favorite kind of sandwich? →  Egg sandwiches. TODOResponsetoAnswerEggSandwich →  Bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Oooh. That sounds good! I kind of want one of those right now. →  Hamburger. Huh. I've never heard of them, but I definitely want to try one! I've been thinking a lot about sandwiches lately. Sometimes, when you share a love for something fantastic -- like sandwiches -- with a horrible person, it can ruin that thing. You try to enjoy sandwiches, and you find yourself thinking about that horrible ex-fiancé... err, person. And what do you do then? →  Stop eating sandwiches. No! I refuse! Sandwiches are too good to give up! →  Keep eating sandwiches. TODOResponsetoAnswerKeepSandwiches →  Eat more sandwiches. EXACTLY! I WON'T let anyone ruin sandwiches for me!

• Do you need to talk, Anna?

Do you need to talk, Anna?

player Do you need to talk, Anna? Player! You've been working so hard, I wanted to check in with you. Have you eaten lately? Stretched? Had plenty of fluids? →  I feel okay! TODOResponsetoAnswerFeelOkay →  Oh! I'm thirsty. TODOResponsetoAnswerThirsty →  I haven't stretched in a while. Oh, then you should do that and move around! Don't want you getting cramps or pulling any muscles. / I always stretch before Kristoff and I go hiking. Or skating. Or swimming. Basically, I stretch a lot.

• Is there anything you want to ask?

Is there anything you want to ask?

player Is there anything you want to ask? Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have powers, like Elsa does. If you could have any power, what would you choose? →  Flying. Oh, that would be amazing! Can you imagine soaring through the sky free as a bird? It would have made following Elsa up that mountain a lot easier. →  Shapeshifting. Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer! Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer! Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer! But I shouldn't choose. It's your power. What would you turn into? →  A bird. TODOResponsetoAnswerBird →  A reindeer. Now that would be fun! You could gallop across the snowy meadows with the other reindeer and you wouldn't even need boots! →  A squirrel. TODOResponsetoAnswerSquirrel →  Ice powers. TODOResponsetoAnswerIce

• Let's talk food!

Let's talk food!

player Let's talk food! Player! You have to tell me -- what's your favorite food? →  Pizza. Pizza? What's that? Because it sounds delicious. / Maybe Remy could make me a pizza so I can try it. →  Fresh bread. Mmmm. Fresh bread, right from the bakers. Good choice! →  Chocolate. TODOResponsetoAnswerChocolate Ooh, but what I'm really hungry for right now is krumkake! It's a waffle cookie shaped like a cone. And you can put anything inside of it! Fruit, ice cream, chocolate -- change the filling and it becomes a completely new dessert!

Elsa

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? You spend a lot of time talking to people, don't you? I still find that difficult sometimes. →  It's easy. That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you? That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you? That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you? →  Trust. TODOResponsetoAnswerTrust →  Indifference. I guess it is easier to talk if you don't care about the people you're talking to. / Fortunately, I am seldom in that position. →  Just say what you feel. TODOResponsetoAnswerSayFeel →  Just start. Well, that's what Anna and Olaf do. They just start talking. It's almost like they jump off a cliff into words. / It's kind of impressive and...really brave.

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Player. What do you think of Kristoff? →  He's a stand-up guy. TODOResponsetoAnswerStandupGuy →  He's a bit of a fixer-upper. You think so? I guess he's a bit rough around the edges. / But he seems to make Anna happy. So I like him. →  He smells like reindeer. He does. I suppose that's something of a drawback. / But he seems to make Anna happy. So I like him.

• Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?

Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?

player Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design? What do you mean? player You've made so many beautiful dresses! →  I love the shimmery blue dress you made. TODOResponsetoAnswerShimmeryBlue →  I like the white dress with the diamond pattern. Thank you. I was very proud of that one. →  The dresses you wear around Arendelle are so pretty. TODOResponsetoAnswerSoPretty I enjoy thinking about the cut and shape of clothing, what it means and how it makes people feel. When I was young, I used it to control myself. My gloves. →  I'm glad you got rid of those. I am too. They felt necessary at the time, but they were painful to wear. It's good to feel the breeze on my fingertips. →  You wore those to keep Anna safe. TODOResponsetoAnswerKeepAnnaSafe →  Now you're older. TODOResponsetoAnswerNowOlder

• Tell me about your powers.

Tell me about your powers.

player Tell me about your powers. Ice and snow. They come in so many shapes and textures. Hard ice. Soft flurries. Frost. Blizzards. They're all distinct. They feel different when I control them. →  What does ice feel like? Ice is sharp and clear. It's very hard... it never bends, but it can curve. I enjoy working with ice. It's precise. →  What does snow feel like? TODOResponsetoAnswerSnow →  Does it feel different to create life? Yes. It's strange... it's like there's this warmth within the ice. But it's not normal warmth. It's cold warmth. And it's aware. / You can probably tell... it's hard to describe.

• You know a lot about magic.

You know a lot about magic.

player You know a lot about magic. I've learned a lot about my powers in the last year. And about the Spirits of Nature. Would you like me to tell you about any of them? →  Water. TODOResponsetoAnswerWater →  Fire. The Fire Spirit appears as a tiny salamander who leaves a trail of fire as it runs. We call it Bruni. / Its flames can be frightening, but it only makes them in times of unrest of strife. Bruni likes it when I make snowflakes that it can eat. →  Earth. TODOResponsetoAnswerEarth →  Wind. The Wind Spirit can be a playful, gentle breeze, or a swirling vortex. Olaf named it Gale. / My mother knew Gale when she was a young girl. Gale helped her save my father. / And Gale guided us at many points during our journey through the Enchanted Forest.

Kristoff

• Can I help you?

Can I help you?

player Can I help you? What do you think's the most romantic way to spend an evening with someone you love? →  Candlelit dinner. TODOResponsetoAnswerCandlelitDinner →  Playing charades. Really? I think that's fun, but I'm not sure I'd call it romantic. Let me know if you have any other ideas. →  Cuddling by a campfire in the snowy woods. TODOResponsetoAnswerCuddling

• Do you need my advice on anything?

Do you need my advice on anything?

player Do you need my advice on anything? I'm hoping you can settle something for me... What would you think if someone told you they'd gotten engaged to someone they'd just met that day? →  Terrible idea. Exactly! The first day you meet someone, they're practically a stranger! Thanks. I was pretty sure I wasn't alone in thinking that. →  True love! TODOResponsetoAnswerTrueLove

• Is everything okay?

Is everything okay?

player Is everything okay? Is talking about feelings as hard for you as it is for me? Why is that? →  Because they're important. TODOResponsetoAnswerImportant →  Because they're scary. TODOResponsetoAnswerScary →  Because they're weird. You're right, feelings ARE weird. Things were so much simpler when it was just me, Sven and the trolls! You're right, feelings ARE weird. Things were so much simpler when it was just me, Sven and the trolls! You're right, feelings ARE weird. Things were so much simpler when it was just me, Sven and the trolls! Simpler... but not as amazing. So I guess feelings are worth it. How do YOU talk about feelings, Player? →  Be honest. TODOResponsetoAnswerHonest →  Be sensitive. TODOResponsetoAnswerSensitive →  Just ignore your feelings. Does that work? I don't know if that's a good idea.

• Need any help?

Need any help?

player Need any help? Hey, Player. You know Goofy, right? →  Yeah! We're friends. TODOResponsetoAnswerFriendsGoofy →  I know him. TODOResponsetoAnswerKnowGoofy →  Who? You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow? You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow? You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow? player Of course I know Goofy. I'm just joking around. Why do you ask? He seems like a nice guy. I'd like to get to know him better. It'd be great to make some more friends around the Village. Does he have any hobbies I could talk to him about? player Hmmm. Goofy likes... →  ...fishing. TODOResponsetoAnswerFishing →  ...talking to people. Oh... I'm not generally a big talker, but I am a good listener. Maybe that'll work. / Thanks, Player.

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Player, some people think it's weird that I spend so much time in the woods. Do you? →  TODO TODOResponsetoAnswerYes →  TODO TODOResponsetoAnswerNo →  TODO TODOResponsetoAnswerWeirdOkay

• Something wrong?

Something wrong?

player Something wrong? Player, you've seen those odd-looking, sharp plants, right? I think they're called Night Thorns. →  Believe, me, I've seen them. TODOResponsetoAnswerYes →  They're kinda hard to miss. It seems like they're everywhere. →  I have to deal with them constantly. TODOResponsetoAnswerDealConstantly The trolls believe that everything in nature has a purpose. Do you think we could make something useful out of them? →  That would be dangerous. They're magic. TODOResponsetoAnswerMagicDangerous →  Like what? Oh, I don't know... tea? Thorny wreaths? Actually... / I'll just leave dealing with the Night Thorns to the magic professionals. Mainly you. →  Maybe if we purified them... TODOResponsetoAnswerPurified

• What are you thinking right now?

What are you thinking right now?

player What are you thinking right now? Reindeer are better than people. Agree or disagree? →  Yeah. People suck. TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleSuck →  People smell better. TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleSmellBetter →  I like both equally. TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleReindeerEqual

• What are you up to today?

What are you up to today?

player What are you up to today? So, I was thinking of climbing an icy mountain today. →  That sounds fun. TODOResponsetoAnswerMountainFun →  That sounds dangerous. TODOResponsetoAnswerMountainDangerous →  Why? Why does anyone climb a mountain? To get to the top. I can't wait to look down and see the whole Valley in one glance. →  That sounds beautiful. TODOResponsetoAnswerBeautiful →  I bet you'll enjoy that. TODOResponsetoAnswerEnjoyThat →  Don't slip! Don't worry. I'm an expert. I'll be fine.

• You look upset.

• You seem confused.

Tangled

Mother Gothel

• Anything you need?

Anything you need?

player Anything you need? Player, you have my attention. Shall I give you some motherly advice? →  Okay! TODOResponsetoAnswerOkay →  You're not my mother. TODOResponsetoAnswerNotMother →  Your advice is kind of toxic. Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player! Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player! Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player! I come to you offering nothing but support, and you insult me. player sigh* Fine. Give me some advice. What would you like advice about, dear? →  Life. TODOResponsetoAnswerLife →  Romance. TODOResponsetoAnswerRomance →  Reasons I shouldn't leave my tower. I see. Now you're the one teasing me. I'll remember that.

• Do you never tire of looking at yourself?

Do you never tire of looking at yourself?

player Do you never tire of looking at yourself? Ahh, I never tire of looking at my cheekbones. High cheekbones are universally attractive, and mine are particularly fine. Good bone structure is the foundation of beauty. →  That's kind of creepy. TODOResponsetoAnswerCreepy →  I imagine you like that because it doesn't fade with age. Very insightful. Now be a dear and never speak to me of age again. →  Beauty comes from the inside. TODOResponsetoAnswerInside

• Something bothering you?

Something bothering you?

player Something bothering you? Have you seen that absurd stall in the Meadow? Run by... who is it... Doofy? The selection is so paltry. →  What do you mean? The wares are nothing but bland, common items. →  I like Goofy's Stall. TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeGoofyStall →  Excuse me. His name is Goofy. Whoever he is, he has an inexcusably sparse stock. It's completely useless if you're in need of more... unique... ingredients. →  Like what? Well, as a purely theoretical example... / A youth serum. / Or parsnips. →  Are you gonna brew evil potions? TODOResponsetoAnswerEvilPotions →  You could talk to Goofy about it. I've spoken to that... individual. / I fear that whatever changes he attempts to make will be less than inspiring.

• What's wrong?

What's wrong?

player What's wrong? Player, I'm feeling a bit run-down. Unappreciated... Say something to make me feel better. →  Your hair is so dark and glossy. TODOResponsetoAnswerHair →  Your dress sense is on point. TODOResponsetoAnswerDress →  You're capable and cunning. Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more. Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more. Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more. →  You're absolutely ruthless. TODOResponsetoAnswerRuthless →  You're a strong, independent woman. TODOResponsetoAnswerSIWoman →  Your skin has very few wrinkles! Correction, dear -- my skin has NO wrinkles. / Clearly, your eyesight leaves something to be desired.

• You look like you have a question.

You look like you have a question.

player You look like you have a question. Tell me, what do you think magic is, Player? →  Power. Oh, you couldn't be more wrong →  Cheap trickery. Ha! That skepticism will serve you well. But you're wrong. →  I'm not sure. Well, at least you're willing to admit your ignorance. Magic is simply an advantage. A tool to be utilized to meet one's goals. →  That's very cynical. Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical. →  That's very practical. Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical. →  I believe there's more to magic than that. And people will use that belief to take advantage of you.

• You look worried.

You look worried.

player You look worried. Player! Did I see a gray hair in my reflection? Look at my hair. Is any of it gray?! →  No gray hairs. Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know. Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know. Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know. →  You look great! That's kind of you to say. Of course it's true, but it's still sweet of you to say it. →  How old are you? TODOResponsetoAnswerHowOld →  I see a wrinkle. TODOResponsetoAnswerISeeAWrinkle →  I see one gray hair. TODOResponsetoAnswerOneGray TODOResponsetoAnswerOneGray TODOResponsetoAnswerOneGray →  Answer1 TODOResponsetoAnswer1 →  Answer2 TODOResponsetoAnswer2 →  Answer3 TODOResponsetoAnswer3 →  Lots of gray hairs! No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered! No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered! No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered! →  You look fine. TODOResponsetoAnswerLookFine →  There's nothing wrong with getting old. TODOResponsetoAnswerNothingWrong →  Yep. So cruel. When YOU are old, I hope YOU have an unfeeling reprobate who taunts you with it.

• You seem to have a lot on your mind.

You seem to have a lot on your mind.

player You seem to have a lot on your mind. Player, good. Let's talk through a purely hypothetical situation. If you were, say, tracking your wayward daughter through the forest... How would you convince her to come home? →  Ask her nicely. Yes, I'll just ask her politely to stop acting out and sit in her tower like a good girl. / You've obviously never met a teenager. →  Trick her. Well, of course that's my instinct as well. I'm glad you agree, Player. →  Let her go. Never! Rapunzel belongs with me, and NOTHING will ever change that.

Mickey & Friends

Donald Duck

• Hello, Donald!

Hello, Donald!

player Hello, Donald! Hiya, Player! Say, who do you think's the best entertainer? Mickey or me? player Mickey. Aw phooey! Everybody always picks Mickey. player You. TODOResponsetoAnswerYou. player Me, of course. Drat, I didn't see that coming.

• How do you like your neighbors?

How do you like your neighbors?

player How do you like your neighbors? Oh boy. My Uncle Scrooge is already here in the Village. →  You don't sound thrilled. Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things. Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things. Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things. But he's my family, and you know what that means. →  You have to stick together. TODOResponsetoAnswerStickTogether →  Friends are more important. It's not a competition. My friends AND my family are both important to me. →  No, I don't. TODOResponsetoAnswerNoIDont →  He's been very helpful. TODOResponsetoAnswerHelpful →  He's kind of greedy. I'm not sure about that. But he does love his money. He even has a special display case for the first dime he earned!

• How is your day going?

How is your day going?

player How is your day going? sigh* Why do bad things always happen to me? →  Because of your attitude! WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?! WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?! WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?! →  Face it, you're grumpy! TODOResponsetoAnswerGrumpy →  Suuuuurrre you don't. Sarcasm, huh? / Well, I only get mad when I have a reason! If everything's going the way I like it, I'm perfectly pleasant. →  I'm sorry, Donald. TODOResponsetoAnswerSorry →  Look at all the good things around you! TODOResponsetoAnswerLookAtGood →  What happened this time? I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms... I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms... I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms... Knocked the bait in the water, and scared away all the fish! A whole day of fishing, and I've got nothing to show for it. →  I'm sorry, Donald. TODOResponsetoAnswerSorry →  Maybe bad things DO always happen to you! TODOResponsetoAnswerMaybeTheyDo →  HA! I wish I saw that. I guess it was pretty funny. Ha-ha-ha!

• Why do you look so upset?

Why do you look so upset?

player Why do you look so upset? Hey! Player! Who do you think you are? I just heard you call me a blockhead! →  I didn't say that! TODOResponsetoAnswerDidntSay →  Donald, calm down. Don't be a hothead. I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!! I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!! I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!! First you call me a blockhead, and then you say I'm a hothead?!?! →  I didn't call you anything! TODOResponsetoAnswerDidntCall →  You are clearly angry. TODOResponsetoAnswerClearlyAngry →  What a blockhead. WHAT?!!! Why I oughta... →  You are a blockhead. Oh, that's the last straw!!! / WHAT?!!! Why I oughta...

Goofy

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Gawrsh, we never had Night Thorns before the Forgetting. Why do you think they showed up? →  They're just weeds. TODOResponsetoAnswerWeeds →  I think they're attracted to negative emotions. Hmm... that's an interesting idea. I know I'm unhappy when Thorns are around. / But am I unhappy 'cause of the Thorns? Or are there Thorns 'cause I'm unhappy? Gawrsh, that's a pickle of a question. →  They're probably a metaphor. A metaphor? You don't say. And all along I thought they were more like a simile.

• Do you have time to talk?

Do you have time to talk?

player Do you have time to talk? Gawrsh, Player, you've got a sort of curious look on your face. Do you have a question for me? →  How do you stay so cheerful all the time? Well, I'm not always cheerful, but I sure try to be. / If I'm feelin' down, I try to think about a real good memory of spending time with my friends. That's sure to put a big smile on my face! →  Why did you open a Stall? TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyStall →  What's your favorite kind of sandwich? Aw, that's easy. Every sandwich! Today, I'm really lookin' forward to the pickle and peanut butter on rye one I made last night.

• Tell me about your plans for the weekend.

Tell me about your plans for the weekend.

player Tell me about your plans for the weekend. Say, Player, have you ever gone camping before? It's one of my favorite things to do. →  Absolutely. I love camping! TODOResponsetoAnswerLoveCamping →  Never. Is it fun? TODOResponsetoAnswerNeverIsItFun →  Camping? Like sleeping outside? Ew. Well, if you ever change your mind, come find me. See ya around, Player!

• What can you tell me about yourself?

What can you tell me about yourself?

player What can you tell me about yourself? You know, the Goof family has a long and distinguished history. →  Neat! TODOResponsetoAnswerNeat →  Really? TODOResponsetoAnswerReally →  I don't believe you. Aw, I'm not kiddin'. If you like, I could tell you about my Uncle M. Angelo Goof, Cousin Wernher von Goof, or Aunt Goophelia! →  M. Angelo Goof? TODOResponsetoAnswerAngelo →  Wernher von Goof? TODOResponsetoAnswerVernher →  Aunt Goophelia? TODOResponsetoAnswerGoophelia

• What's it like to have a Stall here?

What's it like to have a Stall here?

player What's it like to have a Stall here? It's real inspiring to run a Stall in the same town as Donald's Uncle Scrooge. He's a savvy customer, and an even savvier businessman! →  Yeah, he's awesome! TODOResponsetoAnswerScroogeAwesome →  I don't like how miserly he is. Gawrsh, I think he's just real proud of all the hard work he's done. And he's taught me a lot about how to run a Stall. →  I don't know him very well. Then you can take my word for it! Scrooge has taught me a lot about how to run a Stall. He's even got a motto. Let me see if I can remember it. He says you gotta be smarter than the... →  ...dummies Nah. I don't think that's it. →  ...smarties. TODOResponsetoAnswerSmarties →  ...robots. Nah. I don't think that's it.

• You look bored.

You look bored.

player You look bored. Gawrsh, Player, you sure do a lot of work around the Village. I'd love to help out more. Is there anything I can do? →  Cooking? Aw, I'm a great cook! Folks especially love my meatballs and how I serve 'em. / I whack 'em towards ya with a ping-pong paddle so you can catch 'em in a bowl! Pretty fun, huh? →  Building things? I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties. I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties. I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties. Though I oughta tell you: There've been a few accidents on some of the jobs I've worked. player How many? Five hundred and thirty six. What're the odds, right? player ... Maybe you can do something else. →  Cleaning? Sure, I'm real good at cleaning. Oh, except for the time the vacuum escaped and got the cat. / And the time I accidentally set the windows on fire by exploding a broom. →  Fishing? Oh, I go fishing all the time! And I catch lots of fish, too. / I've even got a signature cast I can show ya. / And you won't fall in more than nine times out of ten. →  You know, never mind. Are you sure? Well, let me know if you think of something I could help with.

Mickey Mouse

• Can I ask you something...

Can I ask you something...

player Can I ask you something... You can ask me anything. We're friends! →  How are you so happy all the time? TODOResponsetoAnswerSoHappyMickey →  Have you ever gotten into trouble? TODOResponsetoAnswerTrouble →  Who is your favorite friend? Gosh, that's a tough one. I love all my pals. / Goofy makes me laugh, Donald's always there for me when I need him, and you're so easy to talk to. / And, of course, Minnie's the best sweetheart a fella could ask for.

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Do you believe in magic, PLAYER? →  Yes. TODOResponsetoAnswerYesMagic →  No. TODOResponsetoAnswerNoMagic →  I literally know a wizard, Mickey. Heh. Guess that was sort of a silly question. / I love watchin' him do magic. / You should see Merlin when he's packing for a trip. He can fit his whole house into just one suitcase!

• How are you, Mickey?

How are you, Mickey?

player How are you, Mickey? Hiya, pal! How are you today? →  Happy as usual! TODOResponsetoAnswerHappy →  I'm a little angry. Gosh. Well, talking about it might help. Gosh. Well, talking about it might help. Gosh. Well, talking about it might help. →  I have a lot of work to do. TODOResponsetoAnswerWork →  I'm in a fight with my friend. TODOResponsetoAnswerFriendFight →  Just one of those days. I get it. Well, stick with me, and maybe we can turn a bad day into a good one! →  I'm sad. TODOResponsetoAnswerSad

• Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?

Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?

player Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you? You think so? Gosh, I just like getting to do fun stuff and make friends. →  What's your favorite part of being famous? Aw, it's not about bein' famous. I'm just super lucky that I get to do stuff I love and that makes folks happy. / There's nothin' like putting a smile on somebody's face. →  Do you like all the travel you get to do? TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTravel →  Can I have your autograph? TODOResponsetoAnswerAutograph

• Tell me about your past.

Tell me about your past.

player Tell me about your past. You know, as an actor, I've gotten to do all sorts of fun jobs. If you're curious about any of 'em, I'd be happy to tell you. →  Steamboat operator. TODOResponsetoAnswerSteamboat →  Sorcerer's apprentice. Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked. Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked. Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked. But it got really fun after I made that big mistake... →  What mistake? TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatMistake →  Did it involve brooms? Yep, LOTS and LOTS of brooms. Ha-ha! →  Musketeer. TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeer

• What do you think of my work?

What do you think of my work?

player What do you think of my work? Gosh, Player, you sure are doing a swell job fixing up the Village. I know it's a lot of work! Are you gettin' tired? →  I'm raring to go! Awesome! Be sure to let me know how I can help. →  Maybe a little. TODOResponsetoAnswerALittle →  I'm exhausted. TODOResponsetoAnswerExhausted

• What do you think of the Village?

What do you think of the Village?

player What do you think of the Village? The Village looks amazing! You're doin' a great job, Player. →  Thanks, Mickey! You bet! Keep up the good Work! →  I couldn't have done it by myself! TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeCouldntMyself →  I know! Heh-heh. Guess you're pretty confident, too.

Minnie Mouse

• Do you have time to talk?

Do you have time to talk?

player Do you have time to talk? Did you need something, Player? player I was wondering... →  What hobbies do you have? TODOResponsetoAnswerHobbies →  Do you like to travel? TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTravelMinnie →  Is it hard to walk in heels all the time? I guess I'm just used to it. And I always make sure to have a wide heel so it's very comfortable and safe.

• Do you like living here?

Do you like living here?

player Do you like living here? I've been thinking of writing a song about the Valley. But I'm having trouble thinking of a good name for it. →  "Dreamlight Ditty." Oh, that's adorable! Thank you! →  "The Valley Twist." TODOResponsetoAnswerTwist →  "Let It Go." Hmm... Sounds familiar. Hee-hee!

• I love your style!

I love your style!

player I love your style! I love polka dots. They're one of my favorite patterns. What patterns do you like? →  Solid colors. Those are nice too. I quite like red and pink. →  Polka dots, too. How fun! We should wear matching outfits someday! →  Plaid. TODOResponsetoAnswerPlaid

• So you and Mickey...

So you and Mickey...

player So you and Mickey... Isn't Mickey the sweetest? I'm so happy that we're together. →  Why do you like him? TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyLike →  You seem perfect for each other. TODOResponsetoAnswerPerfectTogether →  You look really similar. Hee-hee! I suppose we do. / And it's such a coincidence that we have the same last name. Isn't that funny?

• You seem to like bows a lot.

You seem to like bows a lot.

player You seem to like bows a lot. I just love bows! They're my favorite accessory. And there are so many kinds... Butterfly bows. Button bows. Ribbon bows. →  I like big poofy bows. TODOResponsetoAnswerPoofy →  I like small elegant bows. TODOResponsetoAnswerElegant →  I'm not a bow kind of person. Well, I'm sure you have your own particular style that's perfect for you!

• What do you think about the Village?

What do you think about the Village?

player What do you think about the Village? You know, Player, I'm actually glad we have some villains in the Village. →  Me too. TODOResponsetoAnswerGladForVillains →  They're dangerous. TODOResponsetoAnswerVillainsDangerous →  Villains are cool. Oh, I'm not sure I'd go that far. There's a reason they're called "villains"! Besides... / I think it means we have the chance to show them the value of kindness. / If they see how much good comes from helping others, maybe they'll change their perspectives. If they see how much good comes from helping others, maybe they'll change their perspectives. If they see how much good comes from helping others, maybe they'll change their perspectives. player That would be great! Wouldn't it? Let's be sure to set good exmaples. →  Kindness? Sounds boring. Hmm... Well, I think if you tried it, you'd find it's very rewarding.

Scrooge McDuck

• Are you looking for something?

Are you looking for something?

player Are you looking for something? Player, have you seen my nephew Donald? →  I was just talking to him. TODOResponsetoAnswerJustTalking →  I saw him a while ago. If you see him again, let him know I need his help with something. If you see him again, let him know I need his help with something. If you see him again, let him know I need his help with something. →  Could I help you instead? TODOResponsetoAnswerCouldIHelp →  What do you need? Oh, it's nothing urgent. Nothing Valley-shaking. I was just rather looking forward to some uncle-nephew bonding. →  Why Donald? Well, he knows just how I like the stock inventoried. And we have some catching up to do. →  Who? You haven't met? Oh, I thought you had. You haven't met? Oh, I thought you had. You haven't met? Oh, I thought you had. He's a keen lad. Useful in a pinch. Partial to wearing his sailor's uniform. →  Could I help you instead? TODOResponsetoAnswerCouldIHelp →  What do you need? Oh, it's nothing urgent. Nothing Valley-shaking. I was just rather looking forward to some uncle-nephew bonding. →  Why Donald? Well, he knows just how I like the stock inventoried. And we have some catching up to do.

• The Village is perfect, don't you think?

The Village is perfect, don't you think?

player The Village is perfect, don't you think? You know what this Village needs? A money bin so I can go for a swim. →  We can't afford that. TODOResponsetoAnswerCantAfford →  You can't swim in money. Not with that attitude you can't! / I've spent many a year perfecting diving and backstroking through gold. →  You could swim in the ocean. TODOResponsetoAnswerSwimOcean

• What's your success story?

What's your success story?

player What's your success story? I'm Scrooge McDuck! I made my fortune being tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties. →  How tough were the toughies? Oh, they were the toughest. Yukon miners and Beagle Boy bandits! / But I out-hiked, out-swam, and out-explored them all! →  How smart were the smarties? TODOResponsetoAnswerSmarties →  Never heard of you? No? Well then, can you show me to the rock you've been living under? / I've made many a fortune exploring places remote and rarely traveled.

• You must have a lot of stories to tell.

You must have a lot of stories to tell.

player You must have a lot of stories to tell. Have I ever told you about any of my great adventures, Player? Searching a Scottish castle? Hunting for gold in the Klondike? →  What were you searching for in those castles? TODOResponsetoAnswerCastle →  Did you find a lot of gold in the Klondike? TODOResponsetoAnswerKlondike →  Tell me something different. Aye, I'll tell you the story of how I earned my first dime! / I was a young lad in Glasgow, earning my way shining shoes. My very first customer was a ditch digger with an inch of mud on his boots! / I scrubbed with all the strength in my small body and left his boots spotless. / But he paid me with an American dime, which was useless in Glasgow! The cheat! / I vowed then to always be honest in my dealings and earn my money square.

• You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?

You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?

player You're a businessman, right, Scrooge? Aye. Specifically, I consider myself an adventure-capitalist. I made much of my fortune searching for treasure, and investing it wisely. Do you have some questions about money? I'd be happy to answer 'em for you. →  How did you get so rich? By being smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies! I'm not like some folks, born to riches. / I was born to a poor family in Scotland and earned every dime I've got! →  Why do you care so much about money? TODOResponsetoAnswerCareAboutMoney →  How do I make as much money as you? Well, you have to work hard and be clever and stubborn, too. And it doesn't hurt to be lucky. But most importantly, you have to treat folks fairly. Not like some who got where they are by cheating, and taking advantage of folks. And the more money they have, the more they cheat. →  How do we stop them? TODOResponsetoAnswerStopThem →  Why aren't you like that? Aye, well... I've done some things I'm not proud of. But I like to think I've learned my lesson. / I suppose it's my family, and the good folks I've worked with. I wouldn't want to do anything to change how they see me. →  Cheating sounds fun. What?! Cheaters are nothing but no-good, spineless, rotten apples! Trust me: Nothing worthwhile ever comes from cheating.

Toy Story

Buzz Lightyear

• Got a question?

Got a question?

player Got a question? Player, are you up for a test on the most important qualities of a Space Ranger? →  Sounds fun. TODOResponsetoAnswer1 →  I hope I don't flunk... What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity? What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity? →  Bravery! TODOResponsetoAnswerBravery →  Integrity! TODOResponsetoAnswerIntegrity →  Aren't they the same thing? I don't believe so. I don't believe so. I don't believe so. Integrity is doing what's right. Bravery is acting, even when you're afraid. →  Bravery! TODOResponsetoAnswerBravery →  Integrity! To be honest and principled. To live a life worthy of a Space Ranger. / Integrity is essential. / Though you also have to be brave so you can do the right thing even when it's hard. player Did I answer correctly...? It was a trick question, my friend. The truth is, you need both.

• Is there an emergency?

Is there an emergency?

player Is there an emergency? Attention, Player! This is a Zurg invasion drill! →  A what? TODOResponsetoAnswerAWhat →  You know Zurg's not real, right? Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready. Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready. Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready. It's important to prepare for real threats, such as pets or over-enthusiastic younger siblings. →  Okay. Tell me about this invasion. TODOResponsetoAnswerContinue →  I don't think I need an invasion drill. TODOResponsetoAnswerNoDrill →  An invasion? Give me details! TODOResponsetoGiveDeets Emperor Zurg has sent three spacecraft to attack our Valley. They're armed with lasers and converging on the Castle. How will you respond? →  Ask Merlin to stop them with magic! TODOResponsetoAnswerAskMerlin →  Ask Mickey to distract them and steal their spaceships! TODOResponsetoAnswerAskMickey →  Invite them to a picnic! An... unconventional strategy. But it just might work. / Well done, Player. You've passed the invasion drill with flying colors. If this had been a real invasion, the Valley would be safe.

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Going from Space Ranger to toy was a bit of an adjustment. But I've mostly got the hang of it now. →  You're a good toy. TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodToy →  Look! An evil alien! WHERE? Get behind me, cadet! I'll shoot it with my laser! / ... Nice try. There is no alien. But I won't be fooled like that again. ... Nice try. There is no alien. But I won't be fooled like that again. ... Nice try. There is no alien. But I won't be fooled like that again. →  You're too smart. TODOResponsetoAnswerTooSmart →  It's Emperor Zurg! EMPEROR ZURG! Where?! That intergalactic villain! He'll answer for his crimes--! / ... / You got me again.

• Tell me about you.

Tell me about you.

player Tell me about you. Player, I have some knowledge of intergalactic travel. But I wonder if I should learn more about traveling the seas so I can look out for dangers in the waters around the Valley. What do you know about ships of a more... nautical nature? player Hmm. Well, you'll need a boat like Moana's and... →  ...a sail. TODOResponsetoAnswerSail →  ...some oars to row it. TODOResponsetoAnswerOars →  ...a motor. A gasoline-powered combustion engine? / That's a bit old-fashioned, and considering I'm a foot tall, I'm not sure I could control it. I'll have to search for a toy-sized solution to this challenge.

• What are you doing?

What are you doing?

player What are you doing? Player, have you seen anything unusual in the Gamma Quadrant? →  All clear, sir! TODOResponsetoAnswerAllClear →  I saw something odd near there. TODOResponsetoAnswerSomethingOdd →  You DO know we're not really in space... right? Shh! Player, Gamma Quadrant's our code word for the Meadow. / Someone hasn't been studying the Star Command training handbook I wrote up.

• What's on the agenda for today?

What's on the agenda for today?

player What's on the agenda for today? Player, I was hoping we could run through a short training scenario together. I'll play a Space Ranger patrolling the sector for signs of villainy. You'll be one of the minions of the evil Emperor Zurg. →  Initiate training scenario. Initiating training scenario XR-452... Initiating training scenario XR-452... Initiating training scenario XR-452... Ahem... "Halt! There's a warrant out for your arrest in ten sectors!" →  "You'll never apprehend me, Lightyear! Take this! Pew pew!" TODOResponsetoAnswerPewPew →  "Buzz...I am your best friend." "My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?" "My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?" "My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?" →  "You got me. Guess I'll just have to blast you with my laser!" TODOResponsetoAnswerBlast →  "Search your feelings. You know it to be true." "Can it be possible...?" "Can it be possible...?" "Can it be possible...?" →  "Ha! I tricked you into letting your deflector shields down! Eat laser beams!" TODOResponsetoAnswerBeams →  "We've got a lot of catching up to do." Wait, wait... Pause training scenario... / This whole simulation is so implausible that I question its utility for training purposes. / Perhaps we can run it again once we do some retooling. →  Maybe some other time. TODOResponsetoAnswerAnotherTime

• What's up?

What's up?

player What's up? Player, would you like me to run you through a quick space-flight training scenario? →  Sure, sounds fun. TODOResponsetoAnswerSureSoundsFun →  This sounds dangerous. It's all strictly hypothetical. The skills you learn from training scenarios like this will help you if you ever have to pilot a real interstellar spacecraft. player Okay. Hit me with this scenario. You're piloting a small starfighter. The hyperdrive has been damaged. Zurg's minions are on your tail, firing positron torpedoes at you. What sort of maneuver do you use to get away from Zurg's minions? →  I slingshot my starfighter around the Sun. TODOResponsetoAnswerSlingshot →  I turn around and face them head-on. TODOResponsetoAnswerHeadOn →  I lead them right into an asteroid field. A small interstellar spacecraft might be able to weave between the asteroids... / ...but Zurg's attack ships wouldn't stand a chance. / Smart thinking, Player.

• You seem to have a lot of thoughts.

You seem to have a lot of thoughts.

player You seem to have a lot of thoughts. Player, I have a question... Have you ever realized something new about yourself? Or something new about the world around you? Something that completely changed how you saw things? →  Yes, I have. Interesting. And how did you handle that change? Interesting. And how did you handle that change? Interesting. And how did you handle that change? →  I got really upset. That's understandable. I certainly... Let's just say I'm not proud of how I handled a few things in my past. / The less we speak of the Mrs. Nesbitt incident, the better. →  I asked for help. TODOResponsetoAnswerAskForHelp →  I don't remember. TODOResponsetoAnswerDontRemember →  No, I haven't. Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting. Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting. Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting. →  It is! Well, I'm happy for you, Player. You know, you remind me of Bonnie. She's never afraid to be herself. It's admirable. →  It's actually kind of boring. I guess having identity-shattering revelations does make life more interesting. Though I'm not sure it's the sort of interesting I want often.

Woody

• Do you have any questions?

• Do you like being a toy?

Do you like being a toy?

player Do you like being a toy? Y'know, kids are amazing. It's great to get to watch 'em grow up. What were you like as a kid? →  A good kid. TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodKid →  A brat. Oh, I don't know about that. Kids can be cranky or mischievous, but I think most kids are pretty good. →  I loved my toys. TODOResponsetoAnswerLovedToys There comes a time in every toy's life when their kid just doesn't need 'em anymore. And that's okay. It means the kid's growin' up. But how do you deal with it when they're read to move on? →  You should move on too. Move on. Find the next kid. Keep being a toy. / Yeah. That's what we're made for... You're right. It's important to keep goin'. Thanks. →  Let yourself mourn. TODOResponsetoAnswerMourn →  Feel your feelings. TODOResponsetoAnswerFeelFeelings

• Got a question for me?

Got a question for me?

player Got a question for me? Say, Player, have ya ever been to a rodeo? →  Yes. TODOResponsetoAnswerYesRodeo →  No. TODOResponsetoAnswerNoRodeo →  Why do you ask? I'm just thinkin' about how much fun rodeos can be. All that riding, and lassoing, and sheep wrangling... And then at the end, you've gotta save the whole rodeo from a giant pig named Dr. Porkchop. →  Cool. TODOResponsetoAnswerCool →  Wait, are you talking about real rodeos or pretend rodeos? TODOResponsetoAnswerRealRodeo →  Um... giant pig? They don't have that tradition at real rodeos? / It was very popular at the rodeos in Andy's room.

• So... What's it like being a toy?

So... What's it like being a toy?

player So... What's it like being a toy? Y'know, I've been a toy for a long time, Player. And I like to think I've learned a thing or two about it. Go ahead: Ask me anything about being a toy. →  What are the best games? TODOResponsetoAnswerBestGames →  How do you avoid people seeing you move? TODOResponsetoAnswerAvoidPeopleSeeing →  How do you find the right kid? A lot of toys think there's only one right kid for them. I used to think like that, too. But not anymore. / You take care of the kid you're with. That's what it means to be a toy.

• Something on your mind?

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player

Something on your mind?

Player, I just want you to know...you're doin' a great job leading the folks of this Valley. We can tell you care. It really shows.

player

Thanks Woody!

I'm just sayin' what everyone's thinkin', partner.

• What are you up to?

What are you up to?

player What are you up to? Say, Player, I'm tryin' to get some playtime goin'. I'm thinkin' a bank robbery in an old desert town. What role do you think you'd be best at? →  Heroic ranger. TODOResponsetoAnswerHeroicRanger →  Diabolical villain. TODOResponsetoAnswerDiabolicalVillain →  Cactus. Huh. Okay. Setting the scene. Well, that's important.

• What's on the agenda for today?

What's on the agenda for today?

player What's on the agenda for today? Hey, Player, I was thinkin' maybe you and I are overdue for some playtime. What do ya say? I'll be the sheriff and you be the bank robber hidin' out at the old stables. →  Sure. Let's play. Oh, oh, this is gonna be great! Oh, oh, this is gonna be great! Oh, oh, this is gonna be great Ahem... '"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, partner! It's time to surrender."' →  "I ain't gonna turn myself over to some lily-livered coward like you!" "Looks like what we got here is a good old-fashioned standoff."' →  "You got the wrong person! I'm innocent, I tell ya!" TODOResponsetoAnswerInnocent Psst. Player. We need a big stunt. You got any ideas? →  A daring chase! TODOResponsetoAnswerChase →  A jump from the hayloft! TODOResponsetoAnswerJump →  I get in my spaceship and fly away. Wait, wait, wait... Time out... / Spaceships are really Buzz's territory. / Maybe we should reschedule and invite him if we wanna include space stuff. →  Maybe some other time. TODOResponsetoAnswerAnotherTime

• What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

player What's on your mind? Hey, Player, do you need me to squeeze into any small spaces for you? Any nooks and crannies you want me to search? Or crawl spaces you need me to check out? →  Uh, not right now, but I'll let you know if I do. Sounds good. / Just know that if you need help with anything like that, I'm the toy for the job. →  You don't need to constantly make yourself useful, you know. TODOResponsetoAnswerUseful

• You look confused.

• You seem to have a lot on your mind.

You seem to have a lot on your mind.

player You seem to have a lot on your mind. Every now and then, Buzz and I like to have a little debate. How 'bout givin' your opinion... Which toys are the most fun: cowboys or Space Rangers? →  Cowboys. TODOResponsetoAnswerCowboys →  Space Rangers. What?! Seriously?! Who prefers Space Rangers? They're just... / No. No. I'm past this. I'm not gonna get jealous. It's just... It's fine. / I can accept that you prefer Space Rangers. Every kid has their favorite. →  Both are good. TODOResponsetoAnswerSpaceCowboys