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The Sword in the Stone

Merlin

  • Did you hate the Middle Ages?
Did you hate the Middle Ages?
player

Did you hate the Middle Ages?

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It's rather pleasant to be living in an era with so many modern conveniences.

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Magic is useful, but pales before the wonder of indoor plumbing.

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Tell me, Player, what is your favorite invention?

→  Airplanes.
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Magnificent machines! Ahh, to fly through the sky like a bird without all those itchy feathers.

→  I agree with you... indoor plumbing.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPlumbing

→  Cell phones.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPhones

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

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Player, do you know the distinction between Dark and Light Magic?

→  I do.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIDo

→  I don't.
Merlin.png It's a simple difference, really. Light Magic is performed for others.
Merlin.png Dark Magic is performed for yourself. Dark Magic is not necessarily evil, but is more easily turned to evil.
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Now tell me: Which calls to you? Light Magic or Dark Magic?

→  Light Magic.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLight

→  Dark Magic.
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Dark Magic can be powerful and compelling, but must be managed carefully.

→  Both.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBoth

  • Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
player

Do you have time to talk?

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I can tell by the look on your face that you have a question for me, Player. Well, what is it?

→  Why do you wear a blue robe and pointy hat?
Merlin.png Why, it's what I've always worn since I was a young lad. And I do suppose it helps people understand that I'm a wizard.
Merlin.png Part of being a wizard is managing people's expectations, you know.
Merlin.png That may even be the most important part.
→  How do you do magic?
Merlin.png There's no simple answer to that. But I can say that it takes years of study.
Merlin.png One must understand the nature of...well, nature! And how to influence it.
Merlin.png That is the secret to true power...knowledge.
→  How old are you?
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As old as my tongue and just a bit older than my teeth.

  • Have you ever time-traveled?
Have you ever time-traveled?
player

Have you ever time-traveled?

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I have traveled extensively through time, Player. I've visited the past, and I remember a great deal of the future.

→  That sounds confusing.
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Well, it gives me a unique perspective. And makes me an extremely valuable advisor.

→  That sounds useful.
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Well, it gives me a unique perspective. And makes me an extremely valuable advisor.

→  Can I learn to time travel?
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Player, I do not believe in impossibility. So I will say merely that it is improbable.

  • Let's do something fun!
Let's do something fun!
player

Let's do something fun!

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Player... Now, I know you're not a wizard, but have you ever heard of a Wizards' Duel?

→  Yes.
Merlin.png Then you know how it works.
Merlin.png My last bout with Madam Mim... well, it... it was a bit of a grudge match, you might say. We needn't be so brutal.
→  No.
Merlin.png Well, it's a classic battle of wits, where each player takes turns changing into different things.
Merlin.png The goal is to defeat the other player's form!
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Since you can't change forms, we'll just say the names of what we WOULD change into. And let's stick to animals, shall we?

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Here, I'll start... I choose the form of a tortoise!

→  Raccoon.
Merlin.png A reasonable choice... A raccoon might be able to prey on a young tortoise.
Merlin.png But I assure you I am an old, venerable tortoise and quite immune to your raccoon attacks.
Merlin.png I win this duel.
→  Rabbit.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRabbit

→  Elephant.
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Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise.

Merlin.png Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise.
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Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise.

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Then I shall become a mouse and terrify your elephant.

→  Cat.
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Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse.

Merlin.png Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse.
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Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse.

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Then I will make the classic response in turn and transform into a dog.

→  Wolf.
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Hmph. Wolf and dog. One is a descendant of the other, so the forms are quite close. I shall declare this contest a draw.

→  Human.
Merlin.png Very clever! Humans are indeed animals. And they've domesticated almost every dog on the planet!
Merlin.png An astute response. I concede the game to you, Player. You win!


→  Dragon.
Merlin.png Ah! No creatures of legend! That is against the rules... I did tell you that part, didn't I?
Merlin.png Well either way, there is no rule-bound response to dragon, so our little contest is over.


→  Dog.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDog

→  Robot.
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A robot is not an animal. I win by default!

  • Time for another philosophical question!
Time for another philosophical question!
player

Time for another philosophical question!

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Have you ever considered being a squirrel?

→  Sounds fun!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFun

→  Sounds dangerous.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDangerous

→  Can you do that?
Merlin.png I could. Though I won't; not now. We have other things to do.
Merlin.png But I still encourage you to CONSIDER being a squirrel. Think about it...
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The squirrel's life is hazardous. Downright dangerous!

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Almost all the world is larger than the creature, and a good portion wants to eat it!

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Now, what do you think we can learn from a squirrel?

→  Empathy for the vulnerable.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEmpathy

→  How to survive.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSurvive

→  Walnuts are good.
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I suppose that's technically true, but not really what I was driving at.

  • You had a question?
You had a question?
player

You had a question?

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Tell me, Player... what do you think is the most important quality for being a good leader?

→  Pulling a sword from a stone.
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Heh-heh. Yes, I see you know how to play to your audience. But Arthur could never have done that if he didn't inherently have the quality of compassion!

→  Taking care of people.
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Yes! That is the very essence of leadership! Caring for the people that you lead.

→  Being awesome.
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Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"?

Merlin.png Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"?
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Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"?

→  To do good.
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Yes! That is the very essence of leadership! Having a true purpose to care for the people that you lead.

→  To feel awesome.
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You, my friend, have a lot to learn.

WALL-E

WALL-E

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

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Yoo-hoo! Uhh...

player

What is it, WALL-E? You have a question?

player

Hmm. He's pointing at...

→  Me.
player

TODOResponsetoAnswerPointingMe

→  My hands.
player

These are my hands, WALL-E.

These are my hands, WALL-E.
player

These are my hands, WALL-E.

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Hmmm...

player

Yeah, they're not like yours.

→  Mine aren't made of metal.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotMetal

→  Look how many fingers I have!
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Whoa!

→  These little things are called fingernails.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFingernails

→  My clothes.
player

TODOResponsetoAnswerPointingClothes

  • Got something to show me?
Got something to show me?
player

Got something to show me?

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Oh! Oh!

player

WALL-E's showing me something. It's a...

→  Sandwich.
player

That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?!

That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?!
player

That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?!

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Uhh...

player

A sandwich is...

→  A kind of food. Like what Remy makes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKindofFood

→  Not really relevant to you.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotRelevant

→  Delicious! Is this pastrami?
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Huh...?

WALL-E.png Huh...?
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Huh...?

player

Right... you wouldn't know what pastrami is. Don't worry about it.

→  Light Bulb.
player

That's a light bulb, WALL-E. Did you unscrew that from somewhere...?

That's a light bulb, WALL-E. Did you unscrew that from somewhere...?
player

That's a light bulb, WALL-E. Did you unscrew that from somewhere...?

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  • whistles*
player

A light bulb is...

→  A little round thing that gives off light.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGivesLight

→  Something that uses power. Like you!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeYou

→  Delicate. Be careful with it!
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Ooh!

→  Leaf.
player

TODOResponsetoAnswerLeaf

TODOResponsetoAnswerLeaf
player

TODOResponsetoAnswerLeaf

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TODO

player

A leaf is...

→  LeafAnswer1
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TODOResponsetoLeafAnswer1

→  LeafAnswer2
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TODOResponsetoLeafAnswer2

→  LeafAnswer3
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TODOResponsetoLeafAnswer3

  • How are you?
How are you?
player

How are you?

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WALL-E!

→  I don't know what you're saying!
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WALL-E! WALL-E! WALL-E!

WALL-E.png WALL-E! WALL-E! WALL-E!
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WALL-E

→  What other words do you know?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatOtherWords

→  What means "yes"?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHowSayYes

→  How do you say "no"?
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No.

WALL-E.png No.
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No.

player

We'll continue this another time...

→  But it's a start.
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Whoopee!

→  I'll never understand you.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIllNeverUnderstand

→  I'm gonna guess what you're saying!
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  • whistles*
WALL-E.png *whistles*
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  • whistles*
→  You want to be best friends!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBFFs

→  You want to go swimming!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSwimming

→  It was Belle in the library with a candlestick!
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Huh?!

WALL-E.png Huh?!
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Huh?!

→  I got it!
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Whoopee!

→  This could use more work at another time.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMoreWork

→  I understand completely.
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TODOResponsetoAnswer3

  • Is everything okay?
Is everything okay?
player

Is everything okay?

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Aww...

player

WALL-E looks a little sad today. I should try to cheer him up.

player

Hey! Hey, WALL-E!

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Huh?

→  You're adorable!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAdorable

→  You're doing a great job!
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[no answer, dialogue closes]

→  You're great at compacting trash!
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[no answer, dialogue closes]

  • Is there something you need?
Is there something you need?
player

Is there something you need?

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Yoo-hoo! Uhh...

player

What is it, WALL-E? You have a question?

player

Hmm. He's pointing at a...

→  Bird.
player

TODOResponsetoAnswerBird

→  Squirrel.
player

That's a squirrel, WALL-E.

That's a squirrel, WALL-E.
player

That's a squirrel, WALL-E.

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Huh?!

player

Well, a squirrel is...

→  A small mammal that climbs trees.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMammal

→  A cute critter that eats nuts.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCritter

→  Like Remy but with a bushy tail and less cooking experience.
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Ooh!

→  Tree.
player

That's a tree, WALL-E.

That's a tree, WALL-E.
player

That's a tree, WALL-E.

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Huh?!

player

Well, a tree is...

→  A big plant that's been growing for a long time.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBigPlant

→  A telephone pole, but you don't have to build it.
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Ooh!

→  Where wooden things come from.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWoodenThings

  • Let's try to speak again!
Let's try to speak again!
player

Let's try to speak again!

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WALL-E.

player

Let's try one WALL-E for yes and two WALL-E's for no.

→  Do you like the Village?
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WALL-E!

WALL-E.png WALL-E!
WALL-E.png

WALL-E!

player

One WALL-E means "YES"! So, do you prefer...

→  Fishing?
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WALL-E, WALL-E!

→  Gardening?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGardening

→  Meeting new people?
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Oh... WALL-E?

WALL-E.png Oh... WALL-E?
WALL-E.png

Oh... WALL-E?

→  I finally understand you!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFinallyUnderstand

→  Thank you for playing along!
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Whoopee!

→  Do you miss your world?
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EVE-ah...

WALL-E.png EVE-ah...
WALL-E.png

EVE-ah...

player

Is EVE...

→  Your friend?
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WALL-E!

WALL-E.png WALL-E!
WALL-E.png

WALL-E!

player

She IS your friend!

→  I finally understand you!
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Whoopee!

→  Thank you for playing along!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPlayingAlong

→  Another robot?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAnotherRobot

→  Would you like to go on adventures with me?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAdventures

  • You look happy today!
You look happy today!
player

You look happy today!

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Da dada...da da da!

player

WALL-E's singing and doing a little dance! I should...

→  Join him!
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Da da dada da...

WALL-E.png Da da dada da...
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Da da dada da...

→  Da de-da-da!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDaDeDaDa

→  Ba dum dum dum!
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Da de da do de-da dah doo-day!

→  Nice moves, WALL-E!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNiceMoves

→  Just watch.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJustWatch

→  Applaud!
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Da da dada da....

Da da dada da....
→  Da de-da-da!
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Da de da do de-da dah doo-day!

→  Ba dum dum dum!
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TODOResponseDadum

→  Nice moves, WALL-E!
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TODOResponseNiceMoves

  • You want to tell me something?
You want to tell me something?
player

You want to tell me something?

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Yoo-hoo! WALL-E!

player

What's that, WALL-E? Oh, it's a toaster.

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Huh? ... Ooh! Ooh!

player

Yeah, those are the dials. You turn them to set how toasted you want your toast.

player

Wait. You probably don't know what toast is. Toast is bread that you cook and then eat.

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Uhh...

player

Bread is human food. It gives us energy.

→  Like you get energy from the sun!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEnergyFromSun

→  It's great with jam or peanut butter.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJamOrPB

→  It's an essential part of any good sandwich.
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Whoa!


Lilo & Stitch

Stitch

  • How are you feeling today?
How are you feeling today?
player

How are you feeling today?

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Help! Player, help Stitch check goodness level?

→  Goodness level?
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Yes. I have goodness and badness. But how much today?

→  I can do that.
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Good. Say someplace Stitch could be.

Stitch.png Good. Say someplace Stitch could be.
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Good. Say someplace Stitch could be.

→  You're in a city.
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TODOResponseToAnswerCity

→  You're at the beach.
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TODOResponseToAnswerBeach

→  You're getting ice cream.
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Umm... Oh... WAIT quietly and don't eat all the ice cream. AND GET CHOCOLATE WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES!

→  Not now.
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TODOResponseToAnswerNotNow

  • Something on your mind?
Something on your mind?
player

Something on your mind?

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Player, you hula dance?

→  Yes, I do!
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Oooh! Stitch too! We hula together soon!

→  No, I don't.
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TODOResponseNo

→  I don't, but I admire the art.
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Yes. Hula is very good art. Stitch will hula some time so you can admire.

  • Something on your mind?
Something on your mind?
player

Something on your mind?

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Ooh! Ooh! Player, I have idea for cooking!

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You put food in stove to cook. Right?

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But if shoot food with LASERS, it cooks FASTER!

→  That's an amazing idea.
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YES! Stitch go tell Remy!

→  That's an extremely unsafe idea.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerUnsafeLaserCooking

  • Stitch, I was just thinking...
Stitch, I was just thinking...
player

Stitch, I was just thinking...

player

You have a lot of cool powers.

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Yeah, Stitch is strong. Fireproof. Can look like doggy. And see in dark!

player

What's it like...

→  ...being so strong?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerStrong

→  ...being so tough?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTough

→  ...being able to see in the dark?
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Mmmm. Usually good. Good for hide-and-seek. / But sometimes, Stitch wake up in middle of night... / ...and see too many scary shadows. / Then night vision not good.

  • What are you up to today?
What are you up to today?
player

What are you up to today?

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Stitch wants to surf but cannot swim.

→  You could wear a life jacket?
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Life jacket? Life floaties? So Stitch float in water? / Okay. Will try. But Stitch is VERY heavy.

→  You should surf with someone.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSurfWithSomeone

→  Just be careful.
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Careful is hard, but I will try.

  • What did you want to do today?
What did you want to do today?
player

What did you want to do today?

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You take photos with camera.

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What are best things to photo?

→  I like taking pictures of landscapes.
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Yeah. Lots of scapes in Valley. Pointy mountainscapes. Flat plainscapes. / Cold scapes. Hot scapes. Wet scapes. All pretty for pictures.

→  I like taking portraits.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPortraits

→  You, Stitch!
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Me? Okay! Ahem. Ready for my close-up!

  • What do you like to do as a hobby?
What do you like to do as a hobby?
player

What do you like to do as a hobby?

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Player, want to learn fire spinning with me? Very fun.

→  Yes.
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Good! Here's how...

Stitch.png Good! Here's how...
Stitch.png

Good! Here's how...

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First: Find something and set it on fire.

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Then: Spin it!

player

On second thought, I'll leave it to the professionals.

→  No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoFireSpinning

→  That sounds dangerous.
Stitch.png Yes. Dangerous... sometimes.
Stitch.png Want to learn?


  • What's on your mind?
What's on your mind?
player

What's on your mind?

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He-he-he. Stitch have ideas for new prank on Donald Duck.

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Hide squirrel in his hat. OR! Put spicy pepper in lunch!

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But which to do first? Hmm...

→  Squirrel in hat, definitely.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSquirrel

→  Pepper. Go with pepper.
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Okay! Yeah! Gotta go find pepper. Bye!

→  Stitch, it's not very nice to prank Donald.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotNice

  • What's on your mind, Stitch?
What's on your mind, Stitch?
player

What's on your mind, Stitch?

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Stitch is fluffy! Cute and fluffy. Right?

→  I wish I were fluffy.
Stitch.png Okay. Just need evil genius scientist.
Stitch.png They help you be cute and fluffy, like Stitch.
→  Yeah! You're fluffy and adorable!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYeahFluffy

→  Sure. I'm glad being fluffy works for you, but I'm happy how I am.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodForYou

  • What's your plan for today?
What's your plan for today?
player

What's your plan for today?

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Hello, Player! Stitch making new hula dance!

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What should dance be about?

→  Flowers.
Stitch.png Yeah! Stitch's family likes flowers.
Stitch.png Flowers are good for hula. Flowers mean family!
→  Family.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFamily.

Moana

Maui

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

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Player, I need to ask you something VERY important. It's to settle a little disagreement with Moana.

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If you had to name one thing you like MOST about me, what would it be?

→  Your tattoos.
Maui.png Great answer. My tattoos are kind of a chronicle of all my feats.
Maui.png They show up when I earn them.
→  Your heroics.
Maui.png They don't call me "hero to all" for nothing!
Maui.png And I've got the tattoos to prove it.
→  Your humbleness.
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Huh... Now that you mention it, I am INCREDIBLY humble for a demigod. I mean, NO ONE'S more humble than I am.

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Thanks, Player!

  • How are you today?
How are you today?
player

How are you today?

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I can tell what you're thinking. How does he have such great hair? It's kind of my thing.

→  That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.
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See! And to answer your obvious next question... / Yes, I DO wake up looking this good. I don't think your human brains could handle me looking any better.

→  Actually, your hair is a bit frizzy today...
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What?! Too much salt spray? I've er....gotta go. Bye!

→  Keep doing what you're doing!
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TODOResponseKeepDoing

→  That's NOT what I was thinking. At. All.
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Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos.

Maui.png Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos.
Maui.png

Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos.

player

I was thinking...

→  Your hair's a bit flat today.
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What?! How did that happen? Too much salt spray? I've, er... gotta go. Bye!

→  You're too full of yourself.
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Hey, it's hard being this perfect all the time. Maybe that's my flaw... I'm too perfect.

→  Just keep doing what you're doing!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKeepDoing

  • I have a question...
I have a question...
player

I have a question...

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Saw you eyeing my magical fishhook. Nice, isn't it?

→  It's very impressive.
Maui.png EXTREMELY impressive. And I'm the only one who has one.
Maui.png It's an exclusive club. Population: Maui.
→  It's just a hook.
Maui.png

Ah. Excuse me. the word "just" has no place in that sentence. This fishhook lets me shapeshift into a SHARK!

Maui.png Ah. Excuse me. the word "just" has no place in that sentence. This fishhook lets me shapeshift into a SHARK!
Maui.png

Ah. Excuse me. the word "just" has no place in that sentence. This fishhook lets me shapeshift into a SHARK!

Maui.png

What do you say to that?

→  That's actually pretty impressive.
Maui.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerActuallyImpressive

→  Meh.
Maui.png Meh? Meh?! Nothing about Maui is "meh"!
Maui.png You wouldn't know awesome if it bit you. With shark teeth!


  • So I have a few questions.
So I have a few questions.
player

So I have a few questions.

Maui.png

I know being face to face with a demigod is a lot. But you gotta relax! I'm just an ordinary guy who happens to be a demigod. Ask your questions.

→  What's the biggest monster you've ever fought?
Maui.png

If you're talking about raw size, the award definitely goes to the lava monster. It was like mountain-big!

→  Tell me about your tattoos.
Maui.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerTellTattoos

→  How did you become a demigod?
Maui.png That is a sad and personal story. And I have a limit of only one sad personal story per year.
Maui.png Moana used up this year's supply. Check in with me in a decade or so.


  • Tell me something about yourself...
Tell me something about yourself...
player

Tell me something about yourself...

Maui.png

So one of the great things about being a shapeshifter is that I know what it's like to be a bunch of different animals.

Maui.png

Ever wonder what it's like to be a shark? Tell me which of my animal forms is your favorite, and I'll tell you about it.

→  Hawk.
Maui.png The giant hawk is possibly the greatest. You've got flight, which is helpful and awesome!
Maui.png And also sharp talons for putting the hurt on giant shiny crabs.
→  Shark.
Maui.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerShark

→  Iguana.
Maui.png The iguana is a vastly underrated animal. It's small, sure, but it's a good climber.
Maui.png And sometimes it helps to be small so you can wriggle through tiny spaces.


  • You look like you have a question.
You look like you have a question.
player

You look like you have a question.

Maui.png

Player! Got a question for you. Which of these do you think is the BEST animal to turn into...

Maui.png

Sneaky beetle? Fearsome shark? Or awesome, powerful, giant hawk?

→  Definitely the hawk.
Maui.png

Good choice! You have power, you have flight. There is literally no downside to being a hawk.

→  I like the idea of sneaking around as a beetle.
Maui.png

It has its uses. But you gotta be careful when you're tiny. A chicken might try to eat you.

→  I personally like the shark head.
Maui.png

You like... Oh great. Moana told you about that, didn't she? I make a mistake shape-shifting one time, and I never hear the end of it!

Moana

  • Are you okay, Moana?
Are you okay, Moana?
player

Are you okay, Moana?

Moana.png

I was just thinking about my Gramma. I still really miss her.

→  Who is that?
Moana.png

My Gramma Tala. My father's mother. I loved her so much. She..she understood me. / She told me the story of Te Fiti. And that our ancestors were voyagers. / Sometimes I feel her spirit with me, but I still miss what we had. I was really lucky to have her.

→  The grief will pass.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGriefPass

→  You'll always have her memory.
Moana.png You're right. And that's really comforting. She wouldn't want me to stay sad. And I won't.
Moana.png But she was important. I don't want my heart to forget her.


  • Did you always want to sail away?
Did you always want to sail away?
player

Did you always want to sail away?

Moana.png

When I was young, my father wanted me to be happy where I was. To focus on my responsibility to our people.

Moana.png

But there was something inside me that called me to the ocean. I found a way to bring those two things together. Our people are voyagers again.

→  I'd like to voyage someday.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerVoyageSomeday

→  I'm happy right where I am. No voyaging for me.
Moana.png I know a lot of people who feel that way. And I love Motunui. I'm always happy there. And in your Village, too.
Moana.png But the ocean is always calling to me to sail and explore.
→  I'm glad you found a way to bring those two things together.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerBringTogether

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

Moana.png

Player, I'm curious. Have you ever sailed on the ocean?

→  I'm afraid of the water.
Moana.png That's understandable. The ocean can be frightening, especially in a storm.
Moana.png But if you get to know the currents and learn to sail, it can be amazing!
→  Never, but I want to!
Moana.png

That's great! Maybe someday we can take a voyage together.

→  Of course I have! The water calls me.
Moana.png Me too!
Moana.png When I was little, I'd go to the shore every chance I got. And one day... the ocean introduced itself to me! / At least that's what Gramma Tala said. I was just a baby, so I don't really remember.


  • Let's talk about nature.
Let's talk about nature.
player

Let's talk about nature.

Moana.png

Ever since I was a little girl, I could feel the ocean calling to me.

Moana.png

Is there a place in nature that makes you happiest?

→  It's hard to decide. I love nature!
Moana.png

That's great! For me, it's definitely the ocean. Even if sometimes I have a hard time figuring out what it wants.

Moana.png That's great! For me, it's definitely the ocean. Even if sometimes I have a hard time figuring out what it wants.
Moana.png

That's great! For me, it's definitely the ocean. Even if sometimes I have a hard time figuring out what it wants.

Moana.png

But if you HAD to choose, what's your favorite place in nature?

→  I love the forest.
Moana.png

Really? I'd love to learn more about the forest. I've seen so many new trees just in the Village!

→  I love the ocean.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerOcean

→  I love the mountains.
Moana.png

I've seen the mountains here in the distance, but I haven't been there yet. I bet the view is amazing!

→  I like the indoors best!
Moana.png

Really? What do you like to do indoors?

Moana.png Really? What do you like to do indoors?
Moana.png

Really? What do you like to do indoors?

→  I like to read books.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerRead

→  I like to cook.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerCook

→  I play video games.
Moana.png

I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. But it sounds interesting.

  • Tell me about food on Motunui?
Tell me about food on Motunui?
player

Tell me about food on Motunui?

Moana.png

Do you ever think about coconuts? I mean, REALLY think about them?

→  Yes.
Moana.png

You do?! Oh... Well, what do you think of coconuts?

Moana.png You do?! Oh... Well, what do you think of coconuts?
Moana.png

You do?! Oh... Well, what do you think of coconuts?

→  They're useful.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerCoconutsUseful

→  They're kind of boring.
Moana.png That's what I think! Don't get me wrong; I'm grateful for coconuts. But a person can't live on only coconuts.
Moana.png A person needs to explore, and find out who she is! ... Wait, you know I was just using coconuts as a metaphor, right?


→  No.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerNoCoconuts

→  I'm allergic.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerAllergic

  • What's on your mind?
What's on your mind?
player

What's on your mind?

Moana.png

Now that we have coconuts in the Valley, I hope everyone gets a lot of use out of them.

Moana.png

They're pretty good for just about anything.

→  Coconut soup.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerSoup

→  A coconut helmet.
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerHelmet

→  Nets out of the fibers!
Moana.png

Yes! Wait -- I think I taught you that one.

  • Will you go sailing today?
Will you go sailing today?
player

Will you go sailing today?

Moana.png

I'm not sure if I'll go sailing today. It depends on the weather.

→  Have you sailed in storms?
Moana.png A few. It's dangerous.
Moana.png ...and maybe a little bit exciting.
→  What's the best weather for sailing?
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerBestWeather

  • You look a little down.
You look a little down.
player

You look a little down.

Moana.png

When I miss Gramma Tala, I go to the ocean shore. She loved to dance in the shallows.

Moana.png

What do you do when you miss someone?

→  I tell stories about them!
Moana.png

That's really smart. We tell lots of stories on Motunui. Gramma Tala was an amazing storyteller.

Moana.png That's really smart. We tell lots of stories on Motunui. Gramma Tala was an amazing storyteller.
Moana.png

That's really smart. We tell lots of stories on Motunui. Gramma Tala was an amazing storyteller.

→  What kinds of stories did she tell?
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerKindsOfStories

→  Do YOU tell stories now?
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerDoYouTellStories

→  Did you have a favorite story?
Moana.png

I do. It's about how Gramma Tala came to me when I lost my way. She really helped.

→  I call my friends to hang out with them.
Moana.png

I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me.

Moana.png I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me.
Moana.png

I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me.

→  What did you like best about her?
Moana.png

She didn't care if people thought she was different. She was just so much... herself.

→  Do you think you're like her?
Moana.png

TODOResponsetoAnswer2

Ratatouille

Remy

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

Remy.png

Is there an organization that inspects food safety in the Valley?

→  I don't think so.
Remy.png

Well, we need one. I want people to know it's safe to eat at my restaurant. / Actually, you've cooked with me. Maybe you could give the restaurant a safety rating?

→  I can do that.
Remy.png

Great! All right. I'm ready. Go ahead.

→  Why would you want that?
Remy.png

Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe."

Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe."
Remy.png

Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe."

Remy.png

I want people to feel confident eating there.

Remy.png

Actually, you've cooked with me. Maybe you could give the restaurant a safety rating?

Remy.png

How would you rate my restaurant on safety?

→  Extremely safe.
Remy.png

Excellent! / I was certain everything was up to code, but it's nice to have the reassurance.

→  Pretty safe.
Remy.png

Excellent! / I was certain everything was up to code, but it's nice to have the reassurance.

→  Unsafe, but only when villains eat there.
Remy.png

Oh. That's a good point. Maybe I should put up rules for villains? / But they're villains, so they'll just break the rules... / I need to think about this.

  • How are the new recipes going?
How are the new recipes going?
player

How are the new recipes going?

Remy.png

You've gotta taste this! It's not really a smoky taste. It's more of a...ZAP-KAPOW kind of taste!

Remy.png

What do you think?

→  Delicious!
Remy.png

Right?! Go ahead! It's all yours.

→  Definitely ZAP-KAPOW.
Remy.png

Right?! That's what I'm saying. I got it that way by being struck by lightning while I was cooking. / It was intense, but worth it for the flavor!

→  Needs salt.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerNeedsSalt

  • Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?
Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?
player

Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?

Remy.png

So, it turns out that running a restaurant is a lot different than cooking.

→  It is?
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerItIs

→  That makes sense.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerMakesSense

→  Aren't they the same thing?
Remy.png

When you're cooking, you can focus on just the food. But a restaurant... is an entire experience! You have to decorate the space... / ...manage the customers, order supplies, shop for ingredients... It's a lot of work.

→  Do you need help?
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerNeedHelp

→  Is it worth it?
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerWorthIt

→  Maybe you should take a break.
Remy.png

No way! I love the work. / Having my own restaurant lets people experience my cooking. And watching them enjoy my food... there's nothing like it.

  • Let's talk about flavor!
Let's talk about flavor!
player

Let's talk about flavor!

Remy.png

Player, do you prefer savory things or sweet things?

→  Savory.
Remy.png

Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy.

Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy.
Remy.png

Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy.

Remy.png

Okay, do you enjoy salty, savory things? Or fermented things like cheeses? Or spicy stews?

→  Salty.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerSalty

→  Fermented.
Remy.png

I agree. I hate to be a cliché, but I am INCREDIBLY fond of aged cheese.

→  Spicy stews.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerSpicy

→  Sweet.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerSweet

  • Teach me about baking!
Teach me about baking!
player

Teach me about baking!

Remy.png

Today is all about pastries.

Remy.png

I'm gonna try and push my restaurant's pastry game to the next level.

Remy.png

But I need to focus on one at a time. What's your favorite pastry, Player?

→  Croissants.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerCroissants

→  Donuts.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerDonuts

→  I like them all!.
Remy.png

Ha! You sound just like my brother, Emile. He'll eat just about anything.

  • Tell me more about your job!
Tell me more about your job!
player

Tell me more about your job!

Remy.png

Do you know how many different kinds of cooks there are?

Remy.png

You've got sous chefs, sauciers, pastry chefs... The list goes on!

→  What's a sous chef?
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerSousChef

→  What's a saucier?
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerSaucier

→  Do pastry chefs only make pastries?
Remy.png

Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important.

Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important.
Remy.png

Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important.

Remy.png

Dessert is a customer's final experience with the restaurant.

→  A last chance to make a good impression.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerLastChance

→  I love dessert.
Remy.png

You and most of Paris! Which is why pastry chefs are so important.

  • Where did you learn to cook?
Where did you learn to cook?
player

Where did you learn to cook?

Remy.png

Have you ever heard of Auguste Gusteau?

→  Yes.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerYes

→  No.
Remy.png

Well, Gusteau is an amazing chef! And my idol.

→  Isn't he dead?
Remy.png

Well, yeah, he is. But while he was alive, he was an amazing chef.

Remy.png

I learned so much from him. About good food, savoring everything, and being brave.

→  Good food?
Remy.png

Yes! He used to say: "Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell!" / Eating is a full body experience. You have to engage all the senses!

→  Savoring everything?
Remy.png

Yes! He used to say, "There is excellence all around you! You need only be aware to stop and savor it." / So I always try to stop and savor everything.

→  Being brave?
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerBeingBrave

  • You seem preoccupied...
You seem preoccupied...
player

You seem preoccupied...

Remy.png

Hey, Player. I've been thinking...

→  What about?
Remy.png

About cooking. Of course, I'm always doing that...

→  A dangerous pastime.
Remy.png

Yeah. That's what my brother always says.

Remy.png

But this time I was thinking about the Night Thorns and how we need to get rid of them.

Remy.png

So... what if I found a way to cook them?

→  I think they're poisonous.
Remy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerPoisonous

→  I think they're mystically dangerous.
Remy.png

Mystical, huh? That sounds a little beyond me. Guess I better not mess with the Night Thorns.

→  I think they'd taste bad.
Remy.png

You'd be surprised at how bad some raw ingredients can taste. But sauté them, add a little garlic, and they can totally transform.


The Lion King

Scar

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

Scar.png

Tell me, oh noble leader... What do you enjoy most about ruling over this Village?

→  Helping people.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerHelping

→  Being in charge.
Scar.png

I couldn't agree more. Power and control are the true joys of leadership.

→  Talking to everyone.
Scar.png

Really? You enjoy talking to these lackwits? Well, there's no accounting for taste.

  • Everything okay?
Everything okay?
player

Everything okay?

Scar.png

Player,why don't the fools around here respect my natural superiority?

→  What makes YOU so superior?
Scar.png

Well, I am at the top of the food chain. And of course, there's my cunning and brilliance.

→  People don't recognize your brilliance.
Scar.png

They don't, and it's such a tragedy. A loss to the entire community.

→  Maybe it's because you're a jerk to everyone.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerJerk

Scar.png

If only I were given what I deserve, life here would be sublime.

→  What do you think you deserve?
Scar.png

Respect... / Admiration... / And to be made king of all I survey. / Everyone would benefit. I assure you.

→  Are you sure?
Scar.png

Of course. When I have what is rightfully mine... / ...all will be as it should be.

→  That sounds reasonable.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerReasonable

  • Something on your mind?
Something on your mind?
player

Something on your mind?

Scar.png

I have a little thought exercise for you.

Scar.png

Which Villager do you think would be the most delicious?

→  Bad kitty!
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerBadKitty

→  This isn't a fun thought exercise!
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerNotFun

→  YOU CAN'T EAT THE OTHER VILLAGERS.
Scar.png

Ugh, I'm excruciatingly aware. / This is all strictly hypothetical, of course. / Though it does feel as if my diet has been strictly hypothetical lately.

Scar.png

You put so many limitation on who... ahem... WHAT I"m allowed to eat.

Scar.png

I'm practically skin and bones.

→  How about some delicious vegetable snacks?
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerVeggieSnacks

→  You look fine to me.
Scar.png

Well, I'm not. I'm famished! / And all the fish in your waters aren't going to change that.

→  Go catch some fish.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerCatchFish

  • Tell me about you.
Tell me about you.
player

Tell me about you.

Scar.png

You're staring at my scar, aren't you? Want to know how I got it?

→  Yes.
Scar.png

Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark.

Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark.
Scar.png

Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark.

Scar.png

Let's play a game. Guess how I got my scar.

→  Cobra.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerCobra

→  Cape Buffalo.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerBuffalo

→  Mufasa.
Scar.png

You think my brother Mufasa gave me this scar? An accident while we were cubs? / Or not such an accident when he became king? / Perhaps. But I'll never say. It's far too private a memory.

→  No.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerDontWantToKnow

  • What's on your mind?
What's on your mind?
player

What's on your mind?

Scar.png

Player, do you have a Villager you're not particularly fond of?

Scar.png

Perhaps someone who annoys you incessantly? Who you'd rather not have around?

→  No. I like everyone.
Scar.png

Everyone? Really? Absolutely everyone?

Everyone? Really? Absolutely everyone?
Scar.png

Everyone? Really? Absolutely everyone?

→  Really. Absolutely everyone.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerReallyEveryone

→  ... Are you drooling?
Scar.png

Of course not. I do not drool. / I was merely... savoring the thought of... something.

→  Why do you ask?
Scar.png

Oh, no reason. Just an idle curiosity.

What's on your mind?
→  Well, I like everyone.
Scar.png

How disappointing.

→  ... Are you drooling?
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerAreYouDrooling

→  ... Are you drooling?
Scar.png

Of course not. I do not drool. / I was merely... savoring the thought of... something.

  • What's wrong?
What's wrong?
player

What's wrong?

Scar.png

Ursula is being absurd.

Scar.png

She's told me that there are beasts beneath the sea who are far more ferocious than any lion.

Scar.png

Creatures called "sharks".

→  Sharks are more ferocious than lions.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerSharks

→  Lions are more ferocious than sharks.
Scar.png

Precisely. They sound like nothing more than overgrown fish. / I'm sure I'd make quick work of any shark. / Hmm. Just thinking about it makes me hungry.

→  Sharks and lions are both pretty dangerous.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerSharksLions

  • Why are you looking at me like that?
Why are you looking at me like that?
player

Why are you looking at me like that?

Scar.png

Why don't I ever see you with a wildebeest slung over your shoulder?

Scar.png

When, exactly, do you hunt?

→  I don't hunt.
Scar.png

You don't hunt? But then...

→  That's not something I can do.
Scar.png

You can't hunt? How tragic.

→  I don't like wildebeest.
Scar.png

Then zebra. Or gazelle.

Then zebra. Or gazelle.
Scar.png

Then zebra. Or gazelle.

player

Not a fan of any of those. Sorry.

Scar.png

What do you eat?

→  Anything with chocolate.
Scar.png

I'm afraid I've no idea what that is... / But it does sound... intriguing.

→  Sandwiches.
Scar.png

What is a "sandwich"?

What is a "sandwich"?
Scar.png

What is a "sandwich"?

player

It's like... food, but with two pieces of bread around it.

Scar.png

So, if I were to put two pieces of this "bread" around a wildebeest... that would be a sandwich?

player

Um... that's a very philosophical question...

→  Salads.
Scar.png

Salads...?

Salads...?
Scar.png

Salads...?

player

You know... some lettuce, tomatoes, maybe a little dressing...

Scar.png

You've just described a bowl of leaves. How wretched.

  • You look angry.
You look angry.
player

You look angry.

Scar.png

I should have always been King of Pride Rock, not my brother. And certainly not my fool of a nephew.

Scar.png

I had the lion's share of intelligence, and that's far more important in a leader than brute strength.

→  You're ill-suited.
Scar.png

Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me!

Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me!
Scar.png

Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me!

→  Kindness.
Scar.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerKindness

→  Respect.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRespect

→  Friends.
Scar.png

Ugh, you mean the meerkat and the warthog? If they're what passes for friends these days, I far prefer solitude.

→  Get over it.
Scar.png

You're suggesting I just get "over it"? Being denied my rightful place in favor of a scrawny little cub? You have no idea what you're talking about.

→  Maybe you're right.
Scar.png

Finally! Someone who sees me for all that I am! I should have been king. I SHOULD be king.


  • You look sad.
You look sad.
player

You look sad.

Scar.png

Life's not fair, is it? I have to contend with countless fools trying to deny me my rightful place as king...

Scar.png

...and you have to deal with a bumbling parade of incompetents stumbling through your Village.

→  I like the Villagers.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeVillagers

→  You're just bitter.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBitter

→  As you like to say, "I'm surrounded by fools."
Scar.png

Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us.

Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us.
Scar.png

Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us.

Scar.png

Perhaps you could give me control over more of the Valley.

Scar.png

Wouldn't it be a refreshing change to work with someone... capable?

→  No way.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoWay

→  I'll consider it.
Scar.png

Consider it quickly. I'm in a generous mood, but it won't last forever.

The Little Mermaid

Ariel

  • Do you have a question, Ariel?
Do you have a question, Ariel?
player

Do you have a question, Ariel?

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You're a human, Player. What would you say your favorite human thing is?

→  Probably fire.
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Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it?

Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it?
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Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it?

→  It's warm and cozy.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCozy

→  It's bright and beautiful.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBright

→  It's useful.
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Yes! It provides light and heat, and I know humans like to cook their food over it. / If I'm on land when it gets cold, I like being near a warm fire.

→  Shoes are nice.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerShoes

→  It's hard to choose just one!
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I would have trouble choosing, too. But please do try. At least tell me one you like a lot.

  • Do you like living here?
Do you like living here?
player

Do you like living here?

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I've been learning so much more about human stuff since I came to this Village!

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Why don't you give me a test?! Tell me the name of a human object, and I'll tell you what it's used for.

→  Fork.
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Oh, that one's easy! It's for combing your hair. / And I believe the more common term for "fork" is "dinglehopper."

→  Shoes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerShoes

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Now it's my turn. I'll tell you the name of a human object, and you tell me what it does.

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Do you know what a snarfblatt is?

→  A fish.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFish

→  A shark.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerShark

→  A trumpet.
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That's right! Wow, you really know your human stuff.

  • Do you need any help?
Do you need any help?
player

Do you need any help?

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Player, I want to get a present for Eric. But I could use your advice. What sorts of things would a human man like?

→  Something from under the sea?
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Do you think so? He IS very curious about my world. Almost as curious as I am about his! Maybe I could find him a beautiful shell. Or sea glass!

→  Something from your collection?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCollection

→  Eric likes your singing.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSinging

  • Have you got a question?
Have you got a question?
player

Have you got a question?

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Player, I have a very important question for you. What's your favorite thing to do on land?

→  Dance.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDance

→  Ski.
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Oh, Merlin told me about skiing! / You put sticks on your feet and throw yourself down a mountain. / That sounds so exciting! I'd love to try it someday.

→  Fly kites.
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Oh, I've seen those! They're almost like the sail of a boat, but in the sky.

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There are so many interesting things to do on land.

→  Yeah, it can be pretty cool.
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Thank you for telling me about it!

→  I think the sea is better.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSea

→  I think they're both amazing in their own ways.
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I guess you're right. There are lots of fantastic things about both of them.

  • How is your collection going?
How is your collection going?
player

How is your collection going?

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Since I can go on land whenever I'd like now, I want to find things to add to my collection. What do you think I should start looking for?

→  Stamps?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerStamps

→  Hats?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHats

→  Thingamabobs?
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I already have twenty thingamabobs. I'd really like to collect something different.

  • I've got a question for you!
I've got a question for you!
player

I've got a question for you!

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Hello, Player. Do you have a question for me?

→  How many merpeople are there?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNumberMerpeople

→  Do you get tired swimming all the time?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTiredOfSwimming

→  What's the biggest fish you've ever seen?
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Well, I've seen some pretty big whales. But fish... I guess I'd have to say a whale shark, which is actually a fish, not a whale. Isn't that confusing?

  • Let's talk about you.
Let's talk about you.
player

Let's talk about you.

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I have an idea, Player! Let's see how much we know about each other.

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It can be a game! I'll start...

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I'm the daughter of the king of the ocean. What's my father's name?

→  Poseidon.
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TODOResponsePoseidon

→  The Tuna King.
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TODOResponseTunaKing

→  King Triton.
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That's right! Okay, the next question is a little more difficult...

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How many sisters do I have?

→  You have six sisters.
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TODOResponsesixsisters

→  You have two brothers: Flounder and Sebastian.
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TODOResponse2brothers

→  You're an only child.
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No, I have six older sisters: Aquata, Audrina, Arista, Attina, Adella and Alana. But that was a tough one. / I promise the next question is easier!

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I have a collection of gizmos and thingamabobs and all sorts of stuff. Do you know what the things in my collection have in common?

→  They're coral.
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TODOResponseCoral

→  Shark teeth, of course.
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TODOResponseSharkteeth

→  They are things found on land.
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You're right! I think human stuff is very interesting. / Okay, two out of three is very good! Let's see if you can answer the next question!

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What did Ursula want from me when I asked her to give me human legs?

→  Your father's trident.
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TODOResponsefatherstrident

→  Your voice!
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TODOResponseVoice

→  Your fins.
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Oh, I'm sorry Player. She did give me legs, but she asked for my voice in return. Are you ready for the next one?

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What's the name of the human I saved from drowning?

→  Flotsam.
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TODOResponseFlotsam

→  Eric.
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TODOResponseEric

→  Max.
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No. You're thinking of his dog. I saved Prince Eric.

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You do know some things about me! I hope you had fun. [2/5 correct]

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Let's talk again soon! I can't wait to learn more about you.

  • Tell me about your hobbies.
Tell me about your hobbies.
player

Tell me about your hobbies.

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I love to sing. And Sebastian says I'm pretty good at it. Do you like to sing?

→  Yes.
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That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song?

That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song?
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That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song?

→  Love songs.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLoveSongs

→  Dance songs.
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Oh, I love those too! Sebastian is really good at writing dance songs. He can get the whole ocean dancing!

→  Rock anthems.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRockAnthems

→  No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoSinging

→  Badly.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBadSinging

  • What are you thinking about?
What are you thinking about?
player

What are you thinking about?

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I've always been so curious about the human world. And I just realized...

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You might be curious about my underwater world!

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Is there anything you'd like me to tell you about?

→  What's the deepest you've ever dived?
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Well, I've explored an underwater trench. It was very dark and very cold.

→  What's it like being friends with fish?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFishFriends

→  How do you breathe?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBreathe

  • What's up?
What's up?
player

What's up?

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Where would you most like to go exploring, Player?

→  The forests.
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Oh, I'd love to do that too! What do you like about the forest?

What do you like about the Forest?
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What do you like about the forest?

→  Theyre dark and green.
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Hmmm...I've been in kelp forests like that.

→  Forest2
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TODOResponsetoAnswerForest2

→  Forest3
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TODOResponsetoAnswerForest3

→  The tundra.
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That sounds so interesting! What do you like about the tundra?

That sounds so interesting! What do you like about the tundra?
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That sounds so interesting! What do you like about the tundra?

→  It's nice and cold.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCold

→  There's so much snow.
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I'd like to see that. It snows over the ocean sometimes. / My father took me very far north once, and there was ice on the water!

→  There are gorgeous mountains.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMountains

→  The desert.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert

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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert

→  Desert1
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert1

→  Desert2
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert2

→  Desert3
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert3

  • You look very happy.
You look very happy.
player

You look very happy.

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Eric is wonderful, isn't he?

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He has the warmest smile and the kindest heart. What do you think about when you think of Eric?

→  His smile.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHisSmile

→  His personality.
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Me too! He loves exploring, just like me! And he's so understanding. When I couldn't talk, he was very patient. / I'm really looking forward to discovering all the things we have in common and what our differences are too.

  • You seem preoccupied.
You seem preoccupied.
player

You seem preoccupied.

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What do you do when you feel homesick, Player?

→  Visit friends.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerVisit

→  Look at mementos.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMementos

→  Distraction.
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You mean that if you don't think about home, you won't have time to miss it? / I guess that makes sense.

Prince Eric

  • Do you like living here?
Do you like living here?
player

Do you like living here?

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I love Dazzle Beach. The salty sea air. The wind blowing in your face! There's nothing like it.

→  I love the ocean.
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You do? We're pretty similar then. What's your favorite thing about the sea?

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You do? We're pretty similar then. What's your favorite thing about the sea?
→  I get seasick.
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Oh, I'm sorry about that. I don't get seasick myself, but I have a friend who does. / I know it's pretty unpleasant. Well, I hope you can enjoy the ocean from the shore.

  • Do you want to talk about anything?
Do you want to talk about anything?
player

Do you want to talk about anything?

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There's this old riddle we used to ask new sailors on our ship. Would you like to hear it?

→  Yes.
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Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop?

Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop?
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Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop?

→  Trash.
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Huh? That's an interesting answer. It's not the one the old sea dogs taught me, though.

→  An anchor.
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Yes! That's the answer. Pretty clever, huh?

→  A net.
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Huh? That's an interesting answer. It's not the one the old sea dogs taught me, though.

→  No.
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Guess you're not a riddle sort of person. That's okay.


Ursula

  • Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
player

Do you have time to talk?

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What is it?

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Well, speak up! Mustn't lurk about, silent as a clam. It's rude. If you have something to ask me, ask!

→  How did you learn magic?
Ursula.png Oh, I've always had a natural talent for it. When I live in Atlantica, I did research on magic and alchemy.
Ursula.png And after I was banished, I experimented on anyone-- I mean, anything I could find.
→  Why do you turn merpeople into those shriveled gray beings?
Ursula.png You're talking about my garden? The unfortunate souls who failed to meet the terms of our agreements? It's simple really.
Ursula.png I can't let word get out that my contracts are breakable. Besides, it makes me happy to see Triton's subjects writhe on my particular type of hook.


  • What are you thinking about?
What are you thinking about?
player

What are you thinking about?

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Oh, Player, it's you. I was just musing over the distant past. Did you know that I used to live in Atlantica? In the palace, in fact.

→  Why did you leave?
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It wasn't by choice, you can be sure of that. King Triton, the tyrant, exiled me.

Ursula.png It wasn't by choice, you can be sure of that. King Triton, the tyrant, exiled me.
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It wasn't by choice, you can be sure of that. King Triton, the tyrant, exiled me.

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I was banished to waste away in the darkest part of the ocean.

→  That's terrible!
Ursula.png Isn't it? All the world turned against poor innocent me. And what did I do?
Ursula.png Practically nothing! I only gave the merfolk what they asked for. Is it my fault they didn't like the price?


→  Why?
Ursula.png Oh, it was over practically nothing! I only gave the merfolk what they asked for. Is it my fault they didn't like the price?
Ursula.png It was all an excuse. I know Triton was really frightened by my power.


→  Did you like it there?
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Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call.

Ursula.png Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call.
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Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call.

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What would you miss if you were driven off and forced to live in the... well, I suppose for you it would be the woods?

→  Ice Cream.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIceCream

→  Television.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTV

→  Video games.
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I have no idea what that is. But I do enjoy games. Especially when I get to make the rules.

→  Why do you look different?
Ursula.png You mean why am I not a waifish merperson with a dinky little green tail?
Ursula.png I look different because I AM different, dear. / Not just different. Better!


  • What are you working on?
What are you working on?
player

What are you working on?

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I need a new potion to attract customers. Player, what sort of magical potion do you think would be most in demand here?

→  Love Potion.
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Oh, those tired old things. I've made a million of them. Though I suppose I could make one that's designed just for the Villagers here. They're not all merfolk, after all.

→  Beauty Potion.
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That's called makeup, angelfish. Though I suppose I could add a little magic to some. / Maybe a cheek color that only blushes when you want it to. Hmm... that might be quite the seller.

→  Luck Potion.
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Luck spells are tricky, but they do sell well. Not a bad idea.

  • You seem lost in thought.
You seem lost in thought.
player

You seem lost in thought.

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I came so CLOSE to becoming ruler of all the ocean!

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I had the trident in my hand and the crown on my head!

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Can you imagine the power?

→  I don't want that kind of power.
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You're lying to yourself, dear. Domination over the seven seas.

Ursula.png You're lying to yourself, dear. Domination over the seven seas.
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You're lying to yourself, dear. Domination over the seven seas.

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If you tasted that power, you'd crave it as much as I do.

→  No way.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPowerNoWay

→  ... Maybe.
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That's what I thought.

→  That sounds amazing.
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It was. It was! / And then that insipid little princess and her petty prince ruined it all. / But I'll get my revenge. Just you wait and see.

→  That's probably why you lost... You got distracted by power.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDistracted

Frozen

Anna

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

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What's your favorite kind of sandwich?

→  Egg sandwiches.
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Good choice! I especially like them with cheese.

→  Bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
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Oooh. That sounds good! I kind of want one of those right now.

→  Hamburger.
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Huh. I've never heard of them, but I definitely want to try one!

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I've been thinking a lot about sandwiches lately. Sometimes, when you share a love for something fantastic -- like sandwiches -- with a horrible person, it can ruin that thing.

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You try to enjoy sandwiches, and you find yourself thinking about that horrible ex-fiancé... err, person. And what do you do then?

→  Stop eating sandwiches.
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No! I refuse! Sandwiches are too good to give up!

→  Keep eating sandwiches.
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EXACTLY! I WON'T let anyone ruin sandwiches for me!

→  Eat more sandwiches.
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EXACTLY! I WON'T let anyone ruin sandwiches for me!

  • Do you need to talk, Anna?
Do you need to talk, Anna?
player

Do you need to talk, Anna?

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Player! You've been working so hard, I wanted to check in with you.

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Have you eaten lately? Stretched? Had plenty of fluids?

→  I feel okay!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFeelOkay

→  Oh! I'm thirsty.
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Then you should go get something to drink -- right now! It's easy to get dehydrated. It's even happened to Elsa. / You would think that since she has ice powers it wouldn't, but it doesn't work that way. I have to remind her to drink water a lot.

→  I haven't stretched in a while.
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Oh, then you should do that and move around! Don't want you getting cramps or pulling any muscles. / I always stretch before Kristoff and I go hiking. Or skating. Or swimming. Basically, I stretch a lot.

  • Is there anything you want to ask?
Is there anything you want to ask?
player

Is there anything you want to ask?

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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have powers, like Elsa does. If you could have any power, what would you choose?

→  Flying.
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Oh, that would be amazing! Can you imagine soaring through the sky free as a bird? It would have made following Elsa up that mountain a lot easier.

→  Shapeshifting.
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Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer!

Anna.png Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer!
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Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer!

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But I shouldn't choose. It's your power. What would you turn into?

→  A bird.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBird

→  A reindeer.
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Now that would be fun! You could gallop across the snowy meadows with the other reindeer and you wouldn't even need boots!

→  A squirrel.
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Yes! You could climb any tree you want and never tear your clothes or scrape your knees!

→  Ice powers.
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Having observed ice powers up close, I can say they're pretty amazing.

  • Let's talk food!
Let's talk food!
player

Let's talk food!

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Player! You have to tell me -- what's your favorite food?

→  Pizza.
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Pizza? What's that? Because it sounds delicious. / Maybe Remy could make me a pizza so I can try it.

→  Fresh bread.
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Mmmm. Fresh bread, right from the bakers. Good choice!

→  Chocolate.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerChocolate

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Ooh, but what I'm really hungry for right now is krumkake! It's a waffle cookie shaped like a cone.

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And you can put anything inside of it!

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Fruit, ice cream, chocolate -- change the filling and it becomes a completely new dessert!

Elsa

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

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You spend a lot of time talking to people, don't you? I still find that difficult sometimes.

→  It's easy.
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That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you?

Elsa.png That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you?
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That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you?

→  Trust.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTrust

→  Indifference.
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I guess it is easier to talk if you don't care about the people you're talking to. / Fortunately, I am seldom in that position.

→  Just say what you feel.
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Well, I am getting better at understanding what I feel. I suppose that's a good step.

Elsa.png Well, I am getting better at understanding what I feel. I suppose that's a good step.
→  It is.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerItIs

→  If they don't like what you say, that's their problem.
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I don't think that's a very responsible approach.

→  Just start.
Elsa.png Well, that's what Anna and Olaf do. They just start talking. It's almost like they jump off a cliff into words.
Elsa.png It's kind of impressive and...really brave.


  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

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Player. What do you think of Kristoff?

→  He's a stand-up guy.
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I'm glad you think so. I value your opinion. He seems to make Anna happy. So I like him.

→  He's a bit of a fixer-upper.
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You think so? I guess he's a bit rough around the edges. / But he seems to make Anna happy. So I like him.

→  He smells like reindeer.
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He does. I suppose that's something of a drawback. / But he seems to make Anna happy. So I like him.

  • Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?
Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?
player

Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?

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What do you mean?

player

You've made so many beautiful dresses!

→  I love the shimmery blue dress you made.
Elsa.png Ha! I enjoyed that one. It was important to me to wear something new.
Elsa.png Though thinking back on what I did back then is embarrassing.
→  I like the white dress with the diamond pattern.
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Thank you. I was very proud of that one.

→  The dresses you wear around Arendelle are so pretty.
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Oh, I don't make those. Those are normal dresses. Other people sew them. I do commission them, though.

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I enjoy thinking about the cut and shape of clothing, what it means and how it makes people feel.

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When I was young, I used it to control myself. My gloves.

→  I'm glad you got rid of those.
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I am too. They felt necessary at the time, but they were painful to wear. It's good to feel the breeze on my fingertips.

→  You wore those to keep Anna safe.
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I did. I felt so guilty for so long. But I was a child. It's silly to blame a child for an accident.

→  Now you're older.
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I am. And I know how to trust myself.

  • Tell me about your powers.
Tell me about your powers.
player

Tell me about your powers.

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Ice and snow. They come in so many shapes and textures. Hard ice. Soft flurries. Frost. Blizzards.

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They're all distinct. They feel different when I control them.

→  What does ice feel like?
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Ice is sharp and clear. It's very hard... it never bends, but it can curve. I enjoy working with ice. It's precise.

→  What does snow feel like?
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Snow is light and airy. It's made up of so many little flakes. That can make it harder to control. I'm keeping track of many parts.

→  Does it feel different to create life?
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Yes. It's strange... it's like there's this warmth within the ice. But it's not normal warmth. It's cold warmth. And it's aware. / You can probably tell... it's hard to describe.

  • You know a lot about magic.
You know a lot about magic.
player

You know a lot about magic.

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I've learned a lot about my powers in the last year. And about the Spirits of Nature. Would you like me to tell you about any of them?

→  Water.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWater

→  Fire.
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The Fire Spirit appears as a tiny salamander who leaves a trail of fire as it runs. We call it Bruni. / Its flames can be frightening, but it only makes them in times of unrest of strife. Bruni likes it when I make snowflakes that it can eat.

→  Earth.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEarth

→  Wind.
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The Wind Spirit can be a playful, gentle breeze, or a swirling vortex. Olaf named it Gale. / My mother knew Gale when she was a young girl. Gale helped her save my father. / And Gale guided us at many points during our journey through the Enchanted Forest.

Kristoff

  • Can I help you?
Can I help you?
player

Can I help you?

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What do you think's the most romantic way to spend an evening with someone you love?

→  Candlelit dinner.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCandlelitDinner

→  Playing charades.
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Really? I think that's fun, but I'm not sure I'd call it romantic. Let me know if you have any other ideas.

→  Cuddling by a campfire in the snowy woods.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCuddling

  • Do you need my advice on anything?
Do you need my advice on anything?
player

Do you need my advice on anything?

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I'm hoping you can settle something for me...

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What would you think if someone told you they'd gotten engaged to someone they'd just met that day?

→  Terrible idea.
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Exactly! The first day you meet someone, they're practically a stranger! Thanks. I was pretty sure I wasn't alone in thinking that.

→  True love!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTrueLove

  • Is everything okay?
Is everything okay?
player

Is everything okay?

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Is talking about feelings as hard for you as it is for me? Why is that?

→  Because they're important.
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I guess that makes sense. You don't want to mess up something that important. / And it's easy to get confused about feelings.

→  Because they're scary.
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Wait -- why would feelings be scary? They can't bit you, like wolves. You can't fall off the side of a feeling and die. / They just sit inside of you, always there, haunting your every waking moment and changing everything. / ... Yep. You're right. Feelings can be terrifying.

→  Because they're weird.
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You're right, feelings ARE weird. Things were so much simpler when it was just me, Sven and the trolls! / Simpler... but not as amazing. So I guess feelings are worth it.

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How do YOU talk about feelings, Player?

→  Be honest.
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I'm always honest. It's just sometimes the words I use don't end up saying what I really mean. / Like one time I called Anna crazy for getting engaged to a man she just met. / That wasn't the right word at all. I should have said "impetuous," or "eager," or "passionate"! Because Anna is all those things, and I love that about her.

→  Be sensitive.
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Yeah, being sensitive isn't really something I learned while climbing mountains and harvesting ice. / But ever since I met Anna, I've been trying my best.

→  Just ignore your feelings.
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Does that work? I don't know if that's a good idea.

  • Need any help?
Need any help?
player

Need any help?

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Hey, Player. You know Goofy, right?

→  Yeah! We're friends.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFriendsGoofy

→  I know him.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKnowGoofy

→  Who?
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You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow?

You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow?
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You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow?

player

Of course I know Goofy. I'm just joking around. Why do you ask?

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He seems like a nice guy. I'd like to get to know him better. It'd be great to make some more friends around the Village.

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Does he have any hobbies I could talk to him about?

player

Hmmm. Goofy likes...

→  ...fishing.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFishing

→  ...talking to people.
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Oh... I'm not generally a big talker, but I am a good listener. Maybe that'll work. / Thanks, Player.

  • Something on your mind?
Something on your mind?
player

Something on your mind?

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Player, some people think it's weird that I spend so much time in the woods. Do you?

→  NotAtAll
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Good to know.

→  Yeah, a bit.
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Oh, Hmm...

→  It's okay to be weird.
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Thanks... I guess everyone's weird in their own way, right?

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The forest is just what I'm used to. It's simple there.

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Just me and Sven. The trees. The birds. A guy can really think, ya know?

→  That sounds nice.
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It is. It's always worked for me.

→  It's where you grew up, right?
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Yeah. The forest and Troll Valley. Guess that's why I feel at home there.

→  Just don't stay alone for too long.
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I promise I won't. Don't want to lose touch with everyone I care about. And besides, there aren't a lot of carrots in the forest for Sven.

  • Something wrong?
Something wrong?
player

Something wrong?

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Player, you've seen those odd-looking, sharp plants, right?

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I think they're called Night Thorns.

→  Believe, me, I've seen them.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYes

→  They're kinda hard to miss.
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It seems like they're everywhere.

→  I have to deal with them constantly.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDealConstantly

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The trolls believe that everything in nature has a purpose.

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Do you think we could make something useful out of them?

→  That would be dangerous. They're magic.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMagicDangerous

→  Like what?
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Oh, I don't know... tea? Thorny wreaths? Actually... / I'll just leave dealing with the Night Thorns to the magic professionals. Mainly you.

→  Maybe if we purified them...
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPurified

  • What are you thinking right now?
What are you thinking right now?
player

What are you thinking right now?

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Reindeer are better than people. Agree or disagree?

→  Yeah. People suck.
Kristoff.png Well, that's kind of harsh. I mean a lot of people aren't great.
Kristoff.png But most of them are okay. And a few are even incredible.
→  People smell better.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleSmellBetter

→  I like both equally.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleReindeerEqual

  • What are you up to today?
What are you up to today?
player

What are you up to today?

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So, I was thinking of climbing an icy mountain today.

→  That sounds fun.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMountainFun

→  That sounds dangerous.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMountainDangerous

→  Why?
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Why does anyone climb a mountain? To get to the top.

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I can't wait to look down and see the whole Valley in one glance.

→  That sounds beautiful.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBeautiful

→  I bet you'll enjoy that.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEnjoyThat

→  Don't slip!
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Don't worry. I'm an expert. I'll be fine.

  • You look upset.
  • You seem confused.
You seem confused.
player

You seem confused.

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Player. Do you think the magic here is strange?

→  Very strange.
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Yes! Thank you!

→  I think it's more magical.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMoreMagical

→  I'm starting to think of it as normal.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerStartingNormal

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This isn't the kind of magic I'm used to. some things here just don't make sense to me.

→  Yeah. Me neither.
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Phew! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

→  Is it different from the trolls' magic?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTrolls

→  Is it like Elsa's magic?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeElsa

Tangled

Mother Gothel

  • Anything you need?
Anything you need?
player

Anything you need?

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Player, you have my attention. Shall I give you some motherly advice?

→  Okay!
Mother Gothel.png Oh, it's so nice to have someone appreciate my kindness!
Mother Gothel.png Unlike some ungrateful children who will remain unnamed.
→  You're not my mother.
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True, but I give very good advice.

→  Your advice is kind of toxic.
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Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player!

Mother Gothel.png Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player!
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Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player!

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I come to you offering nothing but support, and you insult me.

player
  • sigh* Fine. Give me some advice.
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What would you like advice about, dear?

→  Life.
Mother Gothel.png Well, life is a race, Player. If you're not winning, you're losing.
Mother Gothel.png And most people are forever losing. You must make sure you win -- always.
→  Romance.
Mother Gothel.png Oh my advice about romance is simple...
Mother Gothel.png Don't. / It's never worth it. You can only depend on yourself.
→  Reasons I shouldn't leave my tower.
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I see. Now you're the one teasing me. I'll remember that.

  • Do you never tire of looking at yourself?
Do you never tire of looking at yourself?
player

Do you never tire of looking at yourself?

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Ahh, I never tire of looking at my cheekbones. High cheekbones are universally attractive, and mine are particularly fine.

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Good bone structure is the foundation of beauty.

→  That's kind of creepy.
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Only for those who don't share it, dear.

→  I imagine you like that because it doesn't fade with age.
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Very insightful. Now be a dear and never speak to me of age again.

→  Beauty comes from the inside.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerInside

  • Something bothering you?
Something bothering you?
player

Something bothering you?

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Have you seen that absurd stall in the Meadow?

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Run by... who is it... Doofy? The selection is so paltry.

→  What do you mean?
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The wares are nothing but bland, common items.

→  I like Goofy's Stall.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeGoofyStall

→  Excuse me. His name is Goofy.
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Whoever he is, he has an inexcusably sparse stock.

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It's completely useless if you're in need of more... unique... ingredients.

→  Like what?
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Well, as a purely theoretical example... / A youth serum. / Or parsnips.

→  Are you gonna brew evil potions?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEvilPotions

→  You could talk to Goofy about it.
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I've spoken to that... individual. / I fear that whatever changes he attempts to make will be less than inspiring.

  • What's wrong?
What's wrong?
player

What's wrong?

Mother Gothel.png

Player, I'm feeling a bit run-down. Unappreciated. Alone.

Mother Gothel.png

Say something to make me feel better.

→  Your hair is so dark and glossy.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHair

→  Your dress sense is on point.
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It is, isn't it? This is velvet, you know. / Go on. There must be more.

→  You're capable and cunning.
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Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more.

Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more.
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Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more.

→  You're absolutely ruthless.
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I'll assume you meant that as a compliment. / Ah, I feel much better now. Thank you, dear.

→  You're a strong, independent woman.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSIWoman

→  Your skin has very few wrinkles!
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Correction, dear -- my skin has NO wrinkles. / Clearly, your eyesight leaves something to be desired.

  • You look like you have a question.
You look like you have a question.
player

You look like you have a question.

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Tell me, what do you think magic is, Player?

→  Power.
Mother Gothel.png

Oh, you couldn't be more wrong

→  Cheap trickery.
Mother Gothel.png

Ha! That skepticism will serve you well. But you're wrong.

→  I'm not sure.
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Well, at least you're willing to admit your ignorance.

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Magic is simply an advantage.

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A tool to be utilized to meet one's goals.

→  That's very cynical.
Mother Gothel.png

Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical.

→  That's very practical.
Mother Gothel.png

Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical.

→  I believe there's more to magic than that.
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And people will use that belief to take advantage of you.

  • You look worried.
You look worried.
player

You look worried.

Mother Gothel.png

Player! Did I see a gray hair in my reflection? Look at my hair. Is any of it gray?!

→  No gray hairs.
Mother Gothel.png

Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know.

Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know.
Mother Gothel.png

Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know.

→  You look great!
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That's kind of you to say. Of course it's true, but it's still sweet of you to say it.

→  How old are you?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHowOld

→  I see a wrinkle.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerISeeAWrinkle

→  I see one gray hair.
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Grrr... I must find Rapunzel quickly. If only she cared about her poor, dear mother.

Grrr... I must find Rapunzel quickly. If only she cared about her poor, dear mother.
Mother Gothel.png

Grrr... I must find Rapunzel quickly. If only she cared about her poor, dear mother.

→  You're such a good mother.
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I am, aren't I? Why ever would Rapunzel run away? She's terribly ungrateful.

→  You only want her hair.
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TODOResponsetoOnlyWantHair

→  Lots of gray hairs!
Mother Gothel.png

No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered!

No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered!
Mother Gothel.png

No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered!

→  You look fine.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLookFine

→  There's nothing wrong with getting old.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNothingWrong

→  Yep.
Mother Gothel.png

So cruel. When YOU are old, I hope YOU have an unfeeling reprobate who taunts you with it.

  • You seem to have a lot on your mind.
You seem to have a lot on your mind.
player

You seem to have a lot on your mind.

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Player, good. Let's talk through a purely hypothetical situation.

Mother Gothel.png

If you were, say, tracking your wayward daughter through the forest...

Mother Gothel.png

How would you convince her to come home?

→  Ask her nicely.
Mother Gothel.png

Yes, I'll just ask her politely to stop acting out and sit in her tower like a good girl. / You've obviously never met a teenager.

→  Trick her.
Mother Gothel.png

Well, of course that's my instinct as well. I'm glad you agree, Player.

→  Let her go.
Mother Gothel.png

Never! Rapunzel belongs with me, and NOTHING will ever change that.

Mickey & Friends

Donald Duck

  • Hello, Donald!
Hello, Donald!
player

Hello, Donald!

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Hiya, Player! Say, who do you think's the best entertainer?

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Mickey or me?

→  Mickey.
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Aw phooey! Everybody always picks Mickey.

→  You.
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Thanks, Player!

→  Me, of course.
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Drat! I didn't see that coming.

  • How do you like your neighbors?
How do you like your neighbors?
player

How do you like your neighbors?

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Oh boy. My Uncle Scrooge is already here in the Village.

→  You don't sound thrilled.
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Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things.

Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things.
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Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things.

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But he's my family, and you know what that means.

→  You have to stick together.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerStickTogether

→  Friends are more important.
Donald Duck.png

It's not a competition. My friends AND my family are both important to me.

→  No, I don't.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoIDont

→  He's been very helpful.
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That's great. But I'd be surprised if he helped you do anything for free.

→  He's kind of greedy.
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I'm not sure about that. But he does love his money. He even has a special display case for the first dime he earned!

  • How is your day going?
How is your day going?
player

How is your day going?

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  • sigh* Why do bad things always happen to me?
→  Because of your attitude!
Donald Duck.png

WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?!

WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?!
Donald Duck.png

WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?!

→  Face it, you're grumpy!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGrumpy

→  Suuuuurrre you don't.
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Sarcasm, huh? / Well, I only get mad when I have a reason! If everything's going the way I like it, I'm perfectly pleasant.

→  I'm sorry, Donald.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSorry

→  Look at all the good things around you!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLookAtGood

→  What happened this time?
Donald Duck.png

I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms...

I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms...
Donald Duck.png

I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms...

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Knocked the bait in the water, and scared away all the fish!

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A whole day of fishing, and I've got nothing to show for it.

→  I'm sorry, Donald.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSorry

→  Maybe bad things DO always happen to you!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMaybeTheyDo

→  HA! I wish I saw that.
Donald Duck.png

I guess it was pretty funny. Ha-ha-ha!

  • Why do you look so upset?
Why do you look so upset?
player

Why do you look so upset?

Donald Duck.png

Hey! Player! Who do you think you are? I just heard you call me a blockhead!

→  I didn't say that!
Donald Duck.png

You didn't? I could've sworn I heard you say that.

You didn't? I could've sworn I heard you say that.
Donald Duck.png

You didn't? I could've sworn I heard you say that.

→  I didn't.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIDidnt

→  You misheard.
Donald Duck.png

Hmm... maybe. But I'm gonna keep my eye on you.

→  I called you a nincompoop.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNincompoop.

→  Donald, calm down. Don't be a hothead.
Donald Duck.png

I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!!

I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!!
Donald Duck.png

I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!!

Donald Duck.png

First you call me a blockhead, and then you say I'm a hothead?!?!

→  I didn't call you anything!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDidntCall

→  You are clearly angry.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerClearlyAngry

→  What a blockhead.
Donald Duck.png

WHAT?!!! Why I oughta...

→  You are a blockhead.
Donald Duck.png

Oh, that's the last straw!!! / WHAT?!!! Why I oughta...

  • You look agitated.
You look agitated.
player

You look agitated.

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My friends always say I have a bit of a temper, but I don't know what they're talking about.

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What do YOU do when you're really mad? Not that I"m asking for any particular reason...

→  I meditate to try to calm down.
Donald Duck.png

Meditate? How do you do that?

Donald Duck.png Meditate? How do you do that?
Donald Duck.png

Meditate? How do you do that?

→  Close your eyes and breath deeply... in... out...
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBreatheInOut

→  Stand on your head and spin for three minutes.
Donald Duck.png

Oh, I knew that!

→  I just listen to music and zone out.
Donald Duck.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerMusicZoneOut

→  I punch a pillow.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPunchPillow

→  I yell and flail around.
Donald Duck.png

So do I! Wait, are you making fun of me?!

Goofy

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

Goofy.png

Gawrsh, we never had Night Thorns before the Forgetting. Why do you think they showed up?

→  They're just weeds.
Goofy.png

You think? Well at least we can get rid of 'em like weeds! Cut 'em down, dig 'em up, and make the Valley safer for nicer plants.

→  I think they're attracted to negative emotions.
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Hmm... that's an interesting idea. I know I'm unhappy when Thorns are around. / But am I unhappy 'cause of the Thorns? Or are there Thorns 'cause I'm unhappy? Gawrsh, that's a pickle of a question.

→  They're probably a metaphor.
Goofy.png

A metaphor? You don't say. And all along I thought they were more like a simile.

  • Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
player

Do you have time to talk?

Goofy.png

Gawrsh, Player, you've got a sort of curious look on your face. Do you have a question for me?

→  How do you stay so cheerful all the time?
Goofy.png

Well, I'm not always cheerful, but I sure try to be. / If I'm feelin' down, I try to think about a real good memory of spending time with my friends. That's sure to put a big smile on my face!

→  Why did you open a Stall?
Goofy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyStall

→  What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
Goofy.png

Aw, that's easy. Every sandwich! Today, I'm really lookin' forward to the pickle and peanut butter on rye one I made last night.

  • Tell me about your plans for the weekend.
Tell me about your plans for the weekend.
player

Tell me about your plans for the weekend.

Goofy.png

Say, Player, have you ever gone camping before? It's one of my favorite things to do.

→  Absolutely. I love camping!
Goofy.png

Gawrsh, that's great! What do you like doin' best when you're camping?

Gawrsh, that's great! What do you like doin' best when you're camping?
Goofy.png

Gawrsh, that's great! What do you like doin' best when you're camping?

→  Fishing, of course.
Goofy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerFishingOFC

→  Going swimming!
Goofy.png

Yeah, swimming's usually the first thing I do once I get to the campsite.

→  Cooking by the fire.
Goofy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerFireCooking

→  Never. Is it fun?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNeverIsItFun

→  Camping? Like sleeping outside? Ew.
Goofy.png

Well, if you ever change your mind, come find me. See ya around, Player!

  • What can you tell me about yourself?
What can you tell me about yourself?
player

What can you tell me about yourself?

Goofy.png

You know, the Goof family has a long and distinguished history.

→  Neat!
Goofy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerNeat

→  Really?
Goofy.png

For really really!

→  I don't believe you.
Goofy.png

Aw, I'm not kiddin'.

Goofy.png

If you like, I could tell you about my Uncle M. Angelo Goof, Cousin Wernher von Goof, or Aunt Goophelia!

→  M. Angelo Goof?
Goofy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerAngelo

→  Wernher von Goof?
Goofy.png

TODOResponsetoAnswerVernher

→  Aunt Goophelia?
Goofy.png

Dear old Aunt Goophelia... She brings her kitchen with her whenever she visits. / Ooh, and you should taste her Torpedo Chicken. It's guaranteed to sink the strongest stomach.

  • What's it like to have a Stall here?
What's it like to have a Stall here?
player

What's it like to have a Stall here?

Goofy.png

It's real inspiring to run a Stall in the same town as Donald's Uncle Scrooge. He's a savvy customer, and an even savvier businessman!

→  Yeah, he's awesome!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerScroogeAwesome

→  I don't like how miserly he is.
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Gawrsh, I think he's just real proud of all the hard work he's done. And he's taught me a lot about how to run a Stall.

→  I don't know him very well.
Goofy.png

Then you can take my word for it! Scrooge has taught me a lot about how to run a Stall.

Goofy.png

He's even got a motto. Let me see if I can remember it. He says you gotta be smarter than the...

→  ...dummies
Goofy.png

Nah. I don't think that's it.

→  ...smarties.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSmarties

→  ...robots.
Goofy.png

Nah. I don't think that's it.

  • You look bored.
You look bored.
player

You look bored.

Goofy.png

Gawrsh, Player, you sure do a lot of work around the Village. I'd love to help out more.

Goofy.png

Is there anything I can do?

→  Cooking?
Goofy.png

Aw, I'm a great cook! Folks especially love my meatballs and how I serve 'em. / I whack 'em towards ya with a ping-pong paddle so you can catch 'em in a bowl! Pretty fun, huh?

→  Building things?
Goofy.png

I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties.

I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties.
Goofy.png

I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties.

Goofy.png

Though I oughta tell you: There've been a few accidents on some of the jobs I've worked.

player

How many?

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Five hundred and thirty six. What're the odds, right?

player

... Maybe you can do something else.

→  Cleaning?
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Sure, I'm real good at cleaning. Oh, except for the time the vacuum escaped and got the cat. / And the time I accidentally set the windows on fire by exploding a broom.

→  Fishing?
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Oh, I go fishing all the time! And I catch lots of fish, too. / I've even got a signature cast I can show ya. / And you won't fall in more than nine times out of ten.

→  You know, never mind.
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Are you sure? Well, let me know if you think of something I could help with.

Mickey Mouse

  • Can I ask you something...
Can I ask you something...
player

Can I ask you something...

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You can ask me anything. We're friends!

→  How are you so happy all the time?
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Actually, I'm not. I get mad and sad like everybody else. But I always try to find the good in every day and everybody.

→  Have you ever gotten into trouble?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTrouble

→  Who is your favorite friend?
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Gosh, that's a tough one. I love all my pals. / Goofy makes me laugh, Donald's always there for me when I need him, and you're so easy to talk to. / And, of course, Minnie's the best sweetheart a fella could ask for.

  • Do you have a question?
Do you have a question?
player

Do you have a question?

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Do you believe in magic, Player?

→  Yes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYesMagic

→  No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoMagic

→  I literally know a wizard, Mickey.
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Heh. Guess that was sort of a silly question. / I love watchin' him do magic. / You should see Merlin when he's packing for a trip. He can fit his whole house into just one suitcase!

  • How are you, Mickey?
How are you, Mickey?
player

How are you, Mickey?

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Hiya, pal! How are you today?

→  Happy as usual!
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Hot dog! Then I'm happy YOU'RE happy! Ha-ha!

→  I'm a little angry.
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Gosh. Well, talking about it might help.

Gosh. Well, talking about it might help.
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Gosh. Well, talking about it might help.

→  I have a lot of work to do.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWork

→  I'm in a fight with my friend.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFriendFight

→  Just one of those days.
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I get it. Well, stick with me, and maybe we can turn a bad day into a good one!

→  I'm sad.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSad

  • Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?
Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?
player

Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?

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You think so? Gosh, I just like getting to do fun stuff and make friends.

→  What's your favorite part of being famous?
Mickey Mouse.png Aw, it's not about bein' famous. I'm just super lucky that I get to do stuff I love and that makes folks happy.
Mickey Mouse.png There's nothin' like putting a smile on somebody's face.
→  Do you like all the travel you get to do?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTravel

→  Can I have your autograph?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAutograph

  • Tell me about your past.
Tell me about your past.
player

Tell me about your past.

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You know, as an actor, I've gotten to do all sorts of fun jobs.

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If you're curious about any of 'em, I'd be happy to tell you.

→  Steamboat operator.
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That was the first job anybody got to see me do! And Minnie, too!

That was the first job anybody got to see me do! And Minnie, too!
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That was the first job anybody got to see me do! And Minnie, too!

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I had a great time whistling and driving that steamboat down the river.

→  Sounds fun!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSteamboatSoundsFun

→  Sounds boring.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSteamboatSoundsBoring

→  Sounds muggy.
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Well yeah, it was a steamboat! Ha-ha!

→  Sorcerer's apprentice.
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Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked.

Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked.
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Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked.

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But it got really fun after I made that big mistake...

→  What mistake?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatMistake

→  Did it involve brooms?
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Yep, LOTS and LOTS of brooms. Ha-ha!

→  Musketeer.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeer

TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeer
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeer

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TODOFollowUpMusketeer

→  Answer1
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeerAnswer1

→  Answer2
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeerAnswer2

→  Answer3
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeerAnswer3

  • What do you think of my work?
What do you think of my work?
player

What do you think of my work?

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Gosh, Player, you sure are doing a swell job fixing up the Village.

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I know it's a lot of work! Are you gettin' tired?

→  I'm raring to go!
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Awesome! Be sure to let me know how I can help.

→  Maybe a little.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerALittle

→  I'm exhausted.
Mickey Mouse.png Oh no! You gotta pace yourself, Player.
Mickey Mouse.png Maybe you should take a nap. After all, you can't forget to take care of yourself.


  • What do you think of the Village?
What do you think of the Village?
player

What do you think of the Village?

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The Village looks amazing! You're doin' a great job, Player.

→  Thanks, Mickey!
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You bet! Keep up the good work!

→  I couldn't have done it by myself!
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Gosh, that means a lot comin' from you.

→  I know!
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Heh-heh. Guess you're pretty confident, too.

  • You seem preoccupied.
You seem preoccupied.
player

You seem preoccupied.

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Say, Player, do you have any friends who have a short temper?

→  A few.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAFew

→  No... All my friends are very calm
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoAllCalm

→  There is Donald Duck.
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That's just who I was thinking about. / When he thinks something's not fair or somebody's being treated badly, he can get real mad real fast.

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What do you do when that happens?

→  Empathize with them.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEmpathize

→  Give them space.
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That's probably smart. I know Donald never stays mad for long. / You sure are a great friend, Player.

→  I'm not sure.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotSure

Minnie Mouse

  • Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
player

Do you have time to talk?

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Did you need something, Player?

player

I was wondering...

→  What hobbies do you have?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHobbies

→  Do you like to travel?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTravelMinnie

→  Is it hard to walk in heels all the time?
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I guess I'm just used to it. And I always make sure to have a wide heel so it's very comfortable and safe.

  • Do you like living here?
Do you like living here?
player

Do you like living here?

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I've been thinking of writing a song about the Valley.

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But I'm having trouble thinking of a good name for it.

→  "Dreamlight Ditty."
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Oh, that's adorable! Thank you!

→  "The Valley Twist."
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That would be a perfect name for a dance tune!

→  "Let It Go."
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Hmm... Sounds familiar. Hee-hee!

  • I love your style!
I love your style!
player

I love your style!

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I love polka dots. They're one of my favorite patterns.

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What patterns do you like?

→  Solid colors.
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Those are nice too. I quite like red and pink.

→  Polka dots, too.
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How fun! We should wear matching outfits someday!

→  Plaid.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPlaid

  • So you and Mickey...
So you and Mickey...
player

So you and Mickey...

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Isn't Mickey the sweetest? I'm so happy that we're together.

→  Why do you like him?
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Well, he cares about everyone, and he's so optimistic. And he always makes me laugh.

Minnie Mouse.png Well, he cares about everyone, and he's so optimistic. And he always makes me laugh.
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What do you look for in a partner?

→  Humor.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHumor

→  Intelligence.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIntelligence

→  Money.
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Oh. That's never been very important to us, but I hope you find whatever makes you happy.

player

You seem perfect for eachother.

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I think we are! But every relationship takes work. Mickey can be rather impulsive. / And sometimes I can be a little stubborn. So, we do have the occasional argument. / What do you do when you argue with someone you love?

→  Try to win.
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TODOResponsetoWin

→  Try to understand.
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TODOResponsetoUnderstand

→  Cry.
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Oh, I can understand what you mean. Being upset with someone you love can hurt. / I hope you always find a way through it.

  • You seem to like bows a lot.
You seem to like bows a lot.
player

You seem to like bows a lot.

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I just love bows! They're my favorite accessory. And there are so many kinds... Butterfly bows. Button bows. Ribbon bows.

→  I like big poofy bows.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPoofy

→  I like small elegant bows.
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Me too! My favorite small bows are a pair of little navy blue bows. I also have some gold ones I wear on my black shoes.

→  I'm not a bow kind of person.
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Well, I'm sure you have your own particular style that's perfect for you!

  • What do you think about the Village?
What do you think about the Village?
player

What do you think about the Village?

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You know, Player, I'm actually glad we have some villains in the Village.

→  Me too.
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I think it means we have the chance to show them the value of kindness.

→  They're dangerous.
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I think it means we have the chance to show them the value of kindness.

→  Villains are cool.
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Oh, I'm not sure I'd go that far. There's a reason they're called "villains"! Besides...

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I think it means we have the chance to show them the value of kindness.

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If they see how much good comes from helping others, maybe they'll change their perspectives.

→  That would be great!
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Wouldn't it? Let's be sure to set good examples.

→  Kindness? Sounds boring.
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Hmm... Well, I think if you tried it, you'd find it's very rewarding.


Scrooge McDuck

  • Are you looking for something?
Are you looking for something?
player

Are you looking for something?

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Player, have you seen my nephew Donald?

→  I was just talking to him.
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Ah! Then he must be close by. Good. I need his help with something.

→  I saw him a while ago.
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If you see him again, let him know I need his help with something.

→  Who?
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You haven't met? Oh, I thought you had. / He's a keen lad. Useful in a pinch. Partial to wearing his sailor's uniform.

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[Response to previous question]

→  Could I help you instead?
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That's kind of you, but I need Donald for this. He knows just how I like the stock inventoried. / And it's high time we did a little uncle-nephew bonding.

→  What do you need?
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Oh, it's nothing urgent. Nothing Valley-shaking. I was just rather looking forward to some uncle-nephew bonding.

→  Why Donald?
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Well, he knows just how I like the stock inventoried. And we have some catching up to do.

  • The Village is perfect, don't you think?
The Village is perfect, don't you think?
player

The Village is perfect, don't you think?

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You know what this Village needs? A money bin so I can go for a swim.

→  We can't afford that.
Scrooge McDuck.png Not yet, perhaps. But a few savvy business decisions and a daring adventure or two, and you'll see.
Scrooge McDuck.png It's how I've made one fortune, and how I'll make another!
→  You can't swim in money.
Scrooge McDuck.png Not with that attitude you can't!
Scrooge McDuck.png I've spent many a year perfecting diving and backstroking through gold.
→  You could swim in the ocean.
Scrooge McDuck.png And get salt in my feathers?!
Scrooge McDuck.png Who do you think I am?! The world's second-richest duck?


  • What's your success story?
What's your success story?
player

What's your success story?

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I'm Scrooge McDuck! I made my fortune being tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties.

→  How tough were the toughies?
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Oh, they were the toughest. Yukon miners and Beagle Boy bandits! / But I out-hiked, out-swam, and out-explored them all!

→  How smart were the smarties?
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Oh, they were the smartest. Cunning foxes and ruthless entrepreneurs. / But I outfoxed the foxes and out-ruthed the ruthless. / Is "out-ruthed" a word? Well, if it is, I did it!

→  Never heard of you?
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No? Well then, can you show me to the rock you've been living under? / I've made many a fortune exploring places remote and rarely traveled.

  • You must have a lot of stories to tell.
You must have a lot of stories to tell.
player

You must have a lot of stories to tell.

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Have I ever told you about any of my great adventures, Player? Searching a Scottish castle? Hunting for gold in the Klondike?

→  What were you searching for in those castles?
Scrooge McDuck.png I was searching for a family treasure hidden in the McDuck family's ancestral castle in Scotland.
Scrooge McDuck.png The treasure had been lost for years, but I found it with an X-ray machine! There was also a meddling ghost, but Donald and I got the better of him!
→  Did you find a lot of gold in the Klondike?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKlondike

→  Tell me something different.
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Aye, I'll tell you the story of how I earned my first dime! / I was a young lad in Glasgow, earning my way shining shoes. My very first customer was a ditch digger with an inch of mud on his boots! / I scrubbed with all the strength in my small body and left his boots spotless. / But he paid me with an American dime, which was useless in Glasgow! The cheat! / I vowed then to always be honest in my dealings and earn my money square.

  • You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?
You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?
player

You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?

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Aye. Specifically, I consider myself an adventure-capitalist. I made much of my fortune searching for treasure, and investing it wisely.

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Do you have some questions about money? I'd be happy to answer 'em for you.

→  How did you get so rich?
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By being smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies! I'm not like some folks, born to riches. / I was born to a poor family in Scotland and earned every dime I've got!

→  Why do you care so much about money?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCareAboutMoney

→  How do I make as much money as you?
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Well, you have to work hard and be clever and stubborn, too. And it doesn't hurt to be lucky. But most importantly, you have to treat folks fairly.

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Not like some who got where they are by cheating, and taking advantage of folks. And the more money they have, the more they cheat.

→  How do we stop them?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerStopThem

→  Why aren't you like that?
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Aye, well... I've done some things I'm not proud of. But I like to think I've learned my lesson. / I suppose it's my family, and the good folks I've worked with. I wouldn't want to do anything to change how they see me.

→  Cheating sounds fun.
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What?! Cheaters are nothing but no-good, spineless, rotten apples! Trust me: Nothing worthwhile ever comes from cheating.

Toy Story

Buzz Lightyear

  • Got a question?
Got a question?
player

Got a question?

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Player, are you up for a test on the most important qualities of a Space Ranger?

→  Sounds fun.
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What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity?

→  I hope I don't flunk...
Buzz Lightyear.png

What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity?

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What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity?

→  Bravery!
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To act boldly when necessary, regardless of fear! You're right -- bravery is essential. / Though integrity is also extremely important. / It helps you to be sure you're being brave fo the right reasons.

→  Integrity!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIntegrity

→  Aren't they the same thing?
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I don't believe so.

I don't believe so.
Buzz Lightyear.png

I don't believe so.

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Integrity is doing what's right. Bravery is acting, even when you're afraid.

→  Bravery!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBravery

→  Integrity!
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To be honest and principled. To live a life worthy of a Space Ranger. / Integrity is essential. / Though you also have to be brave so you can do the right thing even when it's hard.

player

Did I answer correctly...?

Buzz Lightyear.png

It was a trick question, my friend.

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The truth is, you need both.

I could use your help...
Buzz Lightyear.png

Player, I could use your help. / Which is more difficult? Riding a horse or piloting an interstellar starcraft?

→  Riding a horse.
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TODOResponseHorse

→  They're both hard in their own ways.
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TODOResponseBoth

→  Piloting an interstaller starcraft.
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TODOResponseStarcraft

→  They're called reins.
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Well, whatever they're called, they're not as complex as the steering interface of an interstellar craft.

→  It's not easy to keep control of a horse.
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TODOResponseControlofhorse

→  Buzz, are you and Woody debating again?
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TODOResponseDebating

  • Is there an emergency?
Is there an emergency?
player

Is there an emergency?

Buzz Lightyear.png

Attention, Player! This is a Zurg invasion drill!

→  A what?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAWhat

→  You know Zurg's not real, right?
Buzz Lightyear.png

Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready.

Buzz Lightyear.png Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready.
Buzz Lightyear.png

Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready.

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It's important to prepare for real threats, such as pets or over-enthusiastic younger siblings.

→  Okay. Tell me about this invasion.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerContinue

→  I don't think I need an invasion drill.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoDrill

→  An invasion? Give me details!
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TODOResponsetoGiveDeets

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Emperor Zurg has sent three spacecraft to attack our Valley. They're armed with lasers and converging on the Castle.

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How will you respond?

→  Ask Merlin to stop them with magic!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAskMerlin

→  Ask Mickey to distract them and steal their spaceships!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAskMickey

→  Invite them to a picnic!
Buzz Lightyear.png An... unconventional strategy. But it just might work.
Buzz Lightyear.png Well done, Player. You've passed the invasion drill with flying colors. If this had been a real invasion, the Valley would be safe.


  • Something on your mind?
Something on your mind?
player

Something on your mind?

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Going from Space Ranger to toy was a bit of an adjustment.

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But I've mostly got the hang of it now.

→  You're a good toy.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodToy

→  Look! An evil alien!
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WHERE? Get behind me, cadet! I'll shoot it with my laser!

Buzz Lightyear.png WHERE? Get behind me, cadet! I'll shoot it with my laser!
Buzz Lightyear.png

WHERE? Get behind me, cadet! I'll shoot it with my laser!

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... Nice try. There is no alien. But I won't be fooled like that again.

→  You're too smart.
Buzz Lightyear.png Well, I am, after all, a highly trained space ranger...
Buzz Lightyear.png I mean, I'm a toy. A highly trained toy.


→  It's Emperor Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear.png EMPEROR ZURG! Where?! That intergalactic villain! He'll answer for his crimes--!
Buzz Lightyear.png ... / You got me again.


Above conversation tree (i.e. "Going from Space Ranger to toy...") can also be prompted from "Tell me about you".

  • Tell me about you.
Tell me about you.
player

Tell me about you.

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Player, I have some knowledge of intergalactic travel.

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But I wonder if I should learn more about traveling the seas so I can look out for dangers in the waters around the Valley.

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What do you know about ships of a more... nautical nature?

player

Hmm. Well, you'll need a boat like Moana's and...

→  ...a sail.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSail

→  ...some oars to row it.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerOars

→  ...a motor.
Buzz Lightyear.png A gasoline-powered combustion engine?
Buzz Lightyear.png That's a bit old-fashioned, and considering I'm a foot tall, I'm not sure I could control it.
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I'll have to search for a toy-sized solution to this challenge.

  • What are you doing?
What are you doing?
player

What are you doing?

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Player, have you seen anything unusual in the Gamma Quadrant?

→  All clear, sir!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAllClear

→  I saw something odd near there.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSomethingOdd

→  You DO know we're not really in space... right?
Buzz Lightyear.png Shh! Player, Gamma Quadrant's our code word for the Meadow.
Buzz Lightyear.png Someone hasn't been studying the Star Command training handbook I wrote up.


  • What's on the agenda for today?
What's on the agenda for today?
player

What's on the agenda for today?

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Player, I was hoping we could run through a short training scenario together.

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I'll play a Space Ranger patrolling the sector for signs of villainy. You'll be one of the minions of the evil Emperor Zurg.

→  Initiate training scenario.
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Initiating training scenario XR-452...

Buzz Lightyear.png Initiating training scenario XR-452...
Buzz Lightyear.png

Initiating training scenario XR-452...

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Ahem... "Halt! There's a warrant out for your arrest in ten sectors!"

→  "You'll never apprehend me, Lightyear! Take this! Pew pew!"
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPewPew

→  "Buzz...I am your best friend."
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"My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?"

Buzz Lightyear.png "My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?"
Buzz Lightyear.png

"My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?"

→  "You got me. Guess I'll just have to blast you with my laser!"
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBlast

→  "Search your feelings. You know it to be true."
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"Can it be possible...?"

Buzz Lightyear.png "Can it be possible...?"
Buzz Lightyear.png

"Can it be possible...?"

→  "Ha! I tricked you into letting your deflector shields down! Eat laser beams!"
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBeams

→  "We've got a lot of catching up to do."
Buzz Lightyear.png Wait, wait... Pause training scenario...
Buzz Lightyear.png This whole simulation is so implausible that I question its utility for training purposes. / Perhaps we can run it again once we do some retooling.


→  Maybe some other time.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAnotherTime

  • What's on your mind?
What's on your mind?
player

What's on your mind?

Buzz Lightyear.png

Player, do you ever look up at the stars and wonder at their infinite possibility?

→  Absolutely.
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That's good to hear. I'm glad you appreciate it too.

→  Not really.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotReally

→  Wow, Buzz. That's really deep.
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It is? / Huh. I guess it is. / Well, I stand by what I say. / Beyond this planet, there are worlds we can't possibly imagine.

  • What's up?
What's up?
player

What's up?

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Player, would you like me to run you through a quick space-flight training scenario?

→  Sure, sounds fun.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSureSoundsFun

→  This sounds dangerous.
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It's all strictly hypothetical.

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The skills you learn from training scenarios like this will help you if you ever have to pilot a real interstellar spacecraft.

player

Okay. Hit me with this scenario.

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You're piloting a small starfighter. The hyperdrive has been damaged. Zurg's minions are on your tail, firing positron torpedoes at you.

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What sort of maneuver do you use to get away from Zurg's minions?

→  I slingshot my starfighter around the Sun.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSlingshot

→  I turn around and face them head-on.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHeadOn

→  I lead them right into an asteroid field.
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A small interstellar spacecraft might be able to weave between the asteroids... / ...but Zurg's attack ships wouldn't stand a chance. / Smart thinking, Player.

  • You seem to have a lot of thoughts.
You seem to have a lot of thoughts.
player

You seem to have a lot of thoughts.

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Player, I have a question... Have you ever realized something new about yourself? Or something new about the world around you?

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Something that completely changed how you saw things?

→  Yes, I have.
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Interesting. And how did you handle that change?

Buzz Lightyear.png Interesting. And how did you handle that change?
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Interesting. And how did you handle that change?

→  I got really upset.
Buzz Lightyear.png That's understandable. I certainly... Let's just say I'm not proud of how I handled a few things in my past.
Buzz Lightyear.png The less we speak of the Mrs. Nesbitt incident, the better.


→  I asked for help.
Buzz Lightyear.png I did too. And I got help from a good friend. That made all the difference.
Buzz Lightyear.png It's a... long story.


→  I don't remember.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDontRemember

→  No, I haven't.
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Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting.

Buzz Lightyear.png Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting.
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Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting.

→  It is!
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Well, I'm happy for you, Player. You know, you remind me of Bonnie. She's never afraid to be herself. It's admirable.

→  It's actually kind of boring.
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I guess having identity-shattering revelations does make life more interesting. Though I'm not sure it's the sort of interesting I want often.

Woody

  • Do you have any questions?
Do you have any questions?
player

Do you have any questions?

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Y'know, kids are amazing. It's great to get to watch 'em grow up.

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What were you like as a kid?

→  A good kid.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodKid

→  A brat.
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Oh, I don't know about that. Kids can be cranky or mischievous, but I think most kids are pretty good.

→  I loved my toys.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLovedToys

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There comes a time in every toy's life when their kid just doesn't need 'em anymore.

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And that's okay. It means the kid's growin' up. But how do you deal with it when they're read to move on?

→  You should move on too.
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Move on. Find the next kid. Keep being a toy. / Yeah. That's what we're made for... You're right. It's important to keep goin'. Thanks.

→  Let yourself mourn.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMourn

→  Feel your feelings.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFeelFeelings

  • Do you like being a toy?
Do you like being a toy?
player

Do you like being a toy?

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Say, Player, I was tryin' to talk to that funny little fella, WALL-E, but he just kept sayin' the same few words and makin' sounds. Do ya know if he's a toy?

→  He's a toy.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWALLEToy

→  He's a robot.
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A non-toy robot, you mean? / Well, I guess that explains why he's so comfortable moving around when everyone's looking. / I know the rules are different here, but it still takes a little gettin' used to.

→  He's a friend.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWALLEFriend

  • Do you like living here?
Do you like living here?
player

Do you like living here?

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It sure is strange being able to move when people are around.

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Usually we have to freeze when humans are in the vicinity.

→  Why?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyFreeze

→  Sounds inconvenient.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSoundsInconvenient

→  [Freeze when he looks at you.]
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Hey. Why aren't you saying anything? ... Oh. Ha-ha. Very funny! Nice toy imitation.

  • Got a question for me?
Got a question for me?
player

Got a question for me?

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Say, Player, have ya ever been to a rodeo?

→  Yes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYesRodeo

→  No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoRodeo

→  Why do you ask?
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I'm just thinkin' about how much fun rodeos can be.

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All that riding, and lassoing, and sheep wrangling...

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And then at the end, you've gotta save the whole rodeo from a giant pig named Dr. Porkchop.

→  Cool.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCool

→  Wait, are you talking about real rodeos or pretend rodeos?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRealRodeo

→  Um... giant pig?
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They don't have that tradition at real rodeos? / It was very popular at the rodeos in Andy's room.

  • So... What's it like being a toy?
So... What's it like being a toy?
player

So... What's it like being a toy?

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Y'know, I've been a toy for a long time, Player.

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And I like to think I've learned a thing or two about it. Go ahead: Ask me anything about being a toy.

→  What are the best games?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBestGames

→  How do you avoid people seeing you move?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAvoidPeopleSeeing

→  How do you find the right kid?
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A lot of toys think there's only one right kid for them. I used to think like that, too. But not anymore. / You take care of the kid you're with. That's what it means to be a toy.

  • Something on your mind?
Something on your mind?
player

Something on your mind?

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Player, I just want you to know...

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...you're doin' a great job leading the folks of this Valley.

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We can tell you care. It really shows.

→  Thanks, Woody!
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I'm just sayin' what everyone's thinkin', partner.

→  I wish I could do more...
Woody.png Hey now, you're already doin' a lot.
Woody.png Take it from somebody who's had to coordinate a whole room of toys for Moving Day. / You gotta make sure to look after yourself, too.
→  Aww. I'm just doing my job.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDoingJob

  • Something on your mind?
Something on your mind?
player

Something on your mind?

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Hey Player -- be a pal and settle a little disagreement.

player

Which is harder: ridin' a horse or flyin' a spaceship?

→  Riding a horse.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRidingHorse

→  Flying a spaceship.
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What?! No, no, no! Spaceships are all just buttons and blinky lights.

What?! No, no, no! Spaceships are all just buttons and blinky lights.
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What?! No, no, no! Spaceships are all just buttons and blinky lights.

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When you're ridin' a horse, you've gotta understand the horse, guide 'em, protect 'em.

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You really have to get to know your steed. They're your partner.

→  Hm. Relationships ARE complicated...
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRelationshipsComplicated

→  I guess it depends on the horse.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRelationshipsDependsOnHorse

→  What about... a space-horse?
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A space-horse? Have they got those now? / I'll have to ask Buzz. They must be sold separately.

→  They're both hard in their own ways.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBothHard

  • What are you up to?
What are you up to?
player

What are you up to?

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Say, Player, I'm tryin' to get some playtime goin'. I'm thinkin' a bank robbery in an old desert town.

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What role do you think you'd be best at?

→  Heroic ranger.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHeroicRanger

→  Diabolical villain.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDiabolicalVillain

→  Cactus.
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Huh. Okay. Setting the scene. Well, that's important.

  • What's on the agenda for today?
What's on the agenda for today?
player

What's on the agenda for today?

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Hey, Player, I was thinkin' maybe you and I are overdue for some playtime.

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What do ya say? I'll be the sheriff and you be the bank robber hidin' out at the old stables.

→  Sure. Let's play.
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Oh, oh, this is gonna be great!

Oh, oh, this is gonna be great!
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Oh, oh, this is gonna be great

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Ahem... '"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, partner! It's time to surrender."'

→  "I ain't gonna turn myself over to some lily-livered coward like you!"
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"Looks like what we got here is a good old-fashioned standoff."'

→  "You got the wrong person! I'm innocent, I tell ya!"
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TODOResponsetoAnswerInnocent

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Psst. Player. We need a big stunt. You got any ideas?

→  A daring chase!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerChase

→  A jump from the hayloft!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJump

→  I get in my spaceship and fly away.
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Wait, wait, wait... Time out... / Spaceships are really Buzz's territory. / Maybe we should reschedule and invite him if we wanna include space stuff.

→  Maybe some other time.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAnotherTime

  • What's on your mind?
What's on your mind?
player

What's on your mind?

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Hey, Player, do you need me to squeeze into any small spaces for you?

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Any nooks and crannies you want me to search? Or crawl spaces you need me to check out?

→  Uh, not right now, but I'll let you know if I do.
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Sounds good. / Just know that if you need help with anything like that, I'm the toy for the job.

→  You don't need to constantly make yourself useful, you know.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerUseful

  • You look confused.
You look confused.
player

You look confused.

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Say, Player, is there a favorite toy around here?

→  We'd need a kid to have a favorite toy.
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TODOResponsetoKid

→  What does it mean to be a favorite toy?
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Well, when you're a kid's favorite toy, you have responsibilities. You've gotta take care of the other toys. Make sure they're safe. / Keep things organized. And whatever you do, make sure no one gets lost!

  • You seem to have a lot on your mind.
You seem to have a lot on your mind.
player

You seem to have a lot on your mind.

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Every now and then, Buzz and I like to have a little debate. How 'bout givin' your opinion... Which toys are the most fun: cowboys or Space Rangers?

→  Cowboys.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCowboys

→  Space Rangers.
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What?! Seriously?! Who prefers Space Rangers? They're just... / No. No. I'm past this. I'm not gonna get jealous. It's just... It's fine. / I can accept that you prefer Space Rangers. Every kid has their favorite.

→  Both are good.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSpaceCowboys