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The Sword in the Stone

Merlin

• Did you hate the Middle Ages?

Did you hate the Middle Ages?

player Did you hate the Middle Ages? It's rather pleasant to be living in an era with so many modern conveniences. Magic is useful, but pales before the wonder of indoor plumbing. Tell me, Player, what is your favorite invention? →  Airplanes. Magnificent machines! Ahh, to fly through the sky like a bird without all those itchy feathers. →  I agree with you... indoor plumbing. It's a crowd pleaser, that is certain. →  Cell phones. Yes, those little connected boxes. They do seem more useful than pigeons... And unlike owls, they rarely talk back.

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Player, do you know the distinction between Dark and Light Magic? →  I do. So, you already understand the nature of magic? Very good. →  I don't. It's a simple difference, really. Light Magic is performed for others. Dark Magic is performed for yourself. Dark Magic is not necessarily evil, but is more easily turned to evil. Now tell me: Which calls to you? Light Magic or Dark Magic? →  Light Magic. Light Magic. An altruistic choice. And one that will serve you well in your quest to restore the Valley. →  Dark Magic. Dark Magic can be powerful and compelling, but must be managed carefully. →  Both. A wise answer. Balance is difficult, but important.

• Do you have time to talk?

Do you have time to talk?

player Do you have time to talk? I can tell by the look on your face that you have a question for me, Player. Well, what is it? →  Why do you wear a blue robe and pointy hat? Why, it's what I've always worn since I was a young lad. And I do suppose it helps people understand that I'm a wizard. Part of being a wizard is managing people's expectations, you know. That may even be the most important part. →  How do you do magic? There's no simple answer to that. But I can say that it takes years of study. One must understand the nature of...well, nature! And how to influence it. That is the secret to true power...knowledge. →  How old are you? As old as my tongue and just a bit older than my teeth.

• Have you ever time-traveled?

Have you ever time-traveled?

player Have you ever time-traveled? I have traveled extensively through time, Player. I've visited the past, and I remember a great deal of the future. →  That sounds confusing. Well, it gives me a unique perspective. And makes me an extremely valuable advisor. →  That sounds useful. Well, it gives me a unique perspective. And makes me an extremely valuable advisor. →  Can I learn to time travel? Player, I do not believe in impossibility. So I will say merely that it is improbable.

• Let's do something fun!

Let's do something fun!

player Let's do something fun! Player... Now, I know you're not a wizard, but have you ever heard of a Wizards' Duel? →  Yes. Then you know how it works. My last bout with Madam Mim... well, it... it was a bit of a grudge match, you might say. We needn't be so brutal. →  No. Well, it's a classic battle of wits, where each player takes turns changing into different things. The goal is to defeat the other player's form! Since you can't change forms, we'll just say the names of what we WOULD change into. And let's stick to animals, shall we? Here, I'll start... I choose the form of a tortoise! →  Raccoon. A reasonable choice... A raccoon might be able to prey on a young tortoise. But I assure you I am an old, venerable tortoise and quite immune to your raccoon attacks. I win this duel. →  Rabbit. A rabbit? Do you intend to challenge tortoise-me to a race? Well, I know a fable that will tell you how that goes. Heh-heh. I win. →   Elephant player Elephant. Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise. Then I shall become a mouse and terrify your elephant. →   Cat. player Cat. Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse. Then I will make the classic response in turn and transform into a dog. →  Wolf. Hmph. Wolf and dog. One is a descendant of the other, so the forms are quite close. I shall declare this contest a draw. →  Human. Very clever! Humans are indeed animals. And they've domesticated almost every dog on the planet! An astute response. I concede the game to you, Player. You win! →  Dragon. Ah! No creatures of legend! That is against the rules... I did tell you that part, didn't I? Well either way, there is no rule-bound response to dragon, so our little contest is over. →  Dog. Hmph! Any mouse worth his salt can evade a dog. No, I think I've won this one. →  Robot. A robot is not an animal. I win by default!

• Time for another philosophical question!

Time for another philosophical question!

player Time for another philosophical question! Have you ever considered being a squirrel? →  Sounds fun! Well, I suppose the leaping about can be a bit fun at first, but a squirrel's life is hazardous. Downright dangerous, even! →  Sounds dangerous. Indeed it is! The squirrel is a tiny creature with enormous problems! How it's survive throughout the ages is one of nature's big mysteries. →  Can you do that? I could. Though I won't; not now. We have other things to do. But I still encourage you to CONSIDER being a squirrel. Think about it... The squirrel's life is hazardous. Downright dangerous! Almost all the world is larger than the creature, and a good portion wants to eat it! Now, what do you think we can learn from a squirrel? →  Empathy for the vulnerable. Yes, yes. That is a noble lesson to learn. What a promising thought. →  How to survive. A practical and important lesson indeed. When life is hard, we must find ways to carry on. →  Walnuts are good. I suppose that's technically true, but not really what I was driving at.

• You had a question?

You had a question?

player You had a question? Tell me, Player... what do you think is the most important quality for being a good leader? →  Pulling a sword from a stone. Heh-heh. Yes, I see you know how to play to your audience. But Arthur could never have done that if he didn't inherently have the quality of compassion! →  Taking care of people. Yes! That is the very essence of leadership! Caring for the people that you lead. →  Being awesome. Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"? Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"? Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"? →  To do good. Yes! That is the very essence of leadership! Having a true purpose to care for the people that you lead. →  To feel awesome. You, my friend, have a lot to learn.

WALL-E

WALL-E

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Yoo-hoo! Uhh... player What is it, WALL-E? You have a question? player Hmm. He's pointing at... →   Me. player Do you want to know more about me, WALL-E? whistles* player What should I tell you... →  I'm a human! You've met humans before. TODOResponsetoAnswerHuman →  I'm in charge of the Valley. TODOResponsetoAnswerInCharge →  I like long walks on the beach. Whoa! →   My hands. player Those are my hands, WALL-E. Hmmm... player Yeah, they're not like yours. →  Mine aren't made of metal. TODOResponsetoAnswerNotMetal →  Look how many fingers I have! Whoa! →  These little things are called fingernails. Whoa! →   My clothes. player These are my clothes, WALL-E. Huh? player How do I explain clothes...? →  They protect my body. Whoa! →  They keep me warm. Whoa! →  They're super stylish. Whoa!

• Got something to show me?

Got something to show me?

player Got something to show me? Oh! Oh! player WALL-E's showing me something. It's a... →   Sandwich. player That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?! Uhh... player A sandwich is... →  A kind of food. Like what Remy makes. TODOResponsetoAnswerKindofFood →  Not really relevant to you. TODOResponsetoAnswerNotRelevant →  Delicious! Is this pastrami? Huh...? Huh...? Huh...? player Right... you wouldn't know what pastrami is. Don't worry about it. →   Light Bulb. player That's a light bulb, WALL-E. Did you unscrew that from somewhere...? whistles* player A light bulb is... →  A little round thing that gives off light. TODOResponsetoAnswerGivesLight →  Something that uses power. Like you! TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeYou →  Delicate. Be careful with it! Ooh! →   Leaf. player That's a leaf, WALL-E. A very nice leaf. Huh? player Well, a leaf is... →  Very common in the forest. TODOResponsetoLeafVeryCommon →  A tiny part of a tree. TODOResponsetoLeafTinyPart →  Like a tree's hair. Only it all falls out once a year. Ooh!

• How are you?

How are you?

player How are you? WALL-E! →   I don't know what you're saying! player I don't know what you're saying! WALL-E! WALL-E! WALL-E! →  What other words do you know? TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatOtherWords →  What means "yes"? TODOResponsetoAnswerHowSayYes →   How do you say "no"? player How do you say "no"? No. player We'll continue this another time... →  But it's a start. Whoopee! →  I'll never understand you. TODOResponsetoAnswerIllNeverUnderstand →   I'm gonna guess what you're saying! player I'm gonna guess what you're saying! whistles* →  You want to be best friends! TODOResponsetoAnswerBFFs →  You want to go swimming! TODOResponsetoAnswerSwimming →   It was Belle in the library with a candlestick! player It was Belle in the library with a candlestick! Huh?! →  I got it! Whoopee! →  This could use more work at another time. TODOResponsetoAnswerMoreWork →   I understand completely. player I understand completely. Whoa! →  I agree! TODOResponsetoAnswerUnderstandIAgree →  Sorry, but you're wrong. Aww...

• Is everything okay?

Is everything okay?

player Is everything okay? Aww... player WALL-E looks a little sad today. I should try to cheer him up. player Hey! Hey, WALL-E! Huh? →   You're adorable! player You're adorable! Awww! player He's looking a little happier. What else can I say? →  Your work is important! Oh... Whoopee! →  You're very lovable! Oh... Whoopee! →  Your collections are awesome! Oh... Whoopee! player I think I cheered him up! →  You're doing a great job! [no answer, dialogue closes] →  You're great at compacting trash! [no answer, dialogue closes]

• Is there something you need?

Is there something you need?

player Is there something you need? Yoo-hoo! Uhh... player What is it, WALL-E? You have a question? player Hmm. He's pointing at a... →   Bird. player That's a bird, WALL-E. Huh?! player Well, a bird is... →  A small animal that flies. Ooh! →  A pretty tuft of feathers. Ooh! →  Like a tiny dinosaur. Ooh! →   Squirrel. player That's a squirrel, WALL-E. Huh?! player Well, a squirrel is... →  A small mammal that climbs trees. Ooh! →  A cute critter that eats nuts. Ooh! →  Like Remy but with a bushy tail and less cooking experience. Ooh! →   Tree. player That's a tree, WALL-E. Huh?! player Well, a tree is... →  A big plant that's been growing for a long time. Ooh! →  A telephone pole, but you don't have to build it. Ooh! →  Where wooden things come from. Ooh!

• Let's try to speak again!

Let's try to speak again!

player Let's try to speak again! WALL-E. player Let's try one WALL-E for yes and two WALL-E's for no. →   Do you like the Village? player Do you like the Village? WALL-E! player One WALL-E means "YES"! So, do you prefer... →   Fishing? player Fishing? WALL-E, WALL-E! →   Gardening? player Gardening? WALL-E! →   Meeting new people? player Meeting new people? Oh... WALL-E? →   Do you miss your world? player Do you miss your world? EVE-ah... player Is EVE... →   Your friend? player Your friend? WALL-E! player She IS your friend! →   Another robot? player Another robot? WALL-E! player She IS another robot! →   Would you like to go on adventures with me? player Would you like to go on adventures with me? WALL-E, WALL-E. player Two WALL-E's mean "no"! Is it because... →   You're more of a stay-at-home robot? player You're more of a stay-at-home robot? WALL-E! player You're a stay-at-home robot! →   You're afraid of me? player You're afraid of me? WALL-E, WALL-E! player You're not afraid of me! →  I finally understand you! Whoopee! →  Thank you for playing along! Whoopee!

• You look happy today!

You look happy today!

player You look happy today! Da dada...da da da! player WALL-E's singing and doing a little dance! I should... →  Join him! player [continue to next line] →  Applaud! player [continue to next line] →  Just watch. player [continue to next line] Da da dada da... →  Da de-da-da! Da de da do de-da dah doo-day! →  Ba dum dum dum! Da de da do de-da dah doo-day! →   Nice moves, WALL-E! Oh! Bzzzzz-bzzzzz-bzzzzz. player Oh no! I made him bashful all of a sudden. It's okay, WALL-E. I was just excited; I wasn't yelling at you. Whew! ... Da de da do de-da dah doo-day!

• You want to tell me something?

You want to tell me something?

player You want to tell me something? Yoo-hoo! WALL-E! player What's that, WALL-E? Oh, it's a toaster. Huh? ... Ooh! Ooh! player Yeah, those are the dials. You turn them to set how toasted you want your toast. player Wait. You probably don't know what toast is. Toast is bread that you cook and then eat. Uhh... player Bread is human food. It gives us energy. →   Like you get energy from the sun! player Ooh! Ta-da! →  It's great with jam or peanut butter. Whoa! →  It's an essential part of any good sandwich. Whoa!

Lilo & Stitch

Stitch

• How are you feeling today?

How are you feeling today?

player How are you feeling today? Help! Player, help Stitch check goodness level? →  Goodness level? Yes. I have goodness and badness. But how much today? [reprompt] →   I can do that. player I can do that. Good. Say someplace Stitch could be. →  You're in a city. Smash buildings! Clog pipes! Take all left shoes! *gasp* No. That bad. Hmm... Help old person cross street? Yeah. Phew. [reprompt] →  You're at the beach. Put on sunscreen and dance! Stitch can't swim. [reprompt] →  You're getting ice cream. Umm... Oh... WAIT quietly and don't eat all the ice cream. AND GET CHOCOLATE WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES! [does not reprompt, evaluation skipped] →  That's enough questions. [Offered after reprompt] Okay. What is Stitch's goodness level? Okay. What is Stitch's goodness level? →  Very high goodness! TODOResponseToAnswerVHighGoodness →  Very high badness! AHHH! Must do good things fast! Bye! →  Equal goodness and badness. Oh... That's okay. I will practice little more goodness. →  Not now. TODOResponseToAnswerNotNow

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Player, you hula dance? →  Yes, I do! Oooh! Stitch too! We hula together soon! →  No, I don't. Oh. Okay. Stitch will still be your friend. →  I don't, but I admire the art. Yes. Hula is very good art. Stitch will hula some time so you can admire.

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Ooh! Ooh! Player, I have idea for cooking! You put food in stove to cook. Right? But if shoot food with LASERS, it cooks FASTER! →  That's an amazing idea. YES! Stitch go tell Remy! →  That's an extremely unsafe idea. Appotooka! Safe sooooo boring!

• Stitch, I was just thinking...

Stitch, I was just thinking...

player Stitch, I was just thinking... player You have a lot of cool powers. Yeah, Stitch is strong. Fireproof. Can look like doggy. And see in dark! player What's it like... →  ...being so strong? Good! Can juggle punch buggies. And open jars. But sometimes break jars. Still practicing jars. →  ...being so tough? Good! I can protect my family. Very important. →  ...being able to see in the dark? Mmmm. Usually good. Good for hide-and-seek. But sometimes, Stitch wake up in middle of night... ...and see too many scary shadows. Then night vision not good.

• What are you up to today?

What are you up to today?

player What are you up to today? Stitch wants to surf but cannot swim. →  You could wear a life jacket? Life jacket? Like floaties? So Stitch float in water? Okay. Will try. But Stitch is VERY heavy. →   You should surf with someone. player That way if you fall in the water, they'll rescue you. Good idea! I find surfing friends. →  Just be careful. Careful is hard, but I will try.

Above conversation tree (i.e. "Stitch wants to surf...") can also be prompted from "What did you want to do today?".

• What did you want to do today?

What did you want to do today?

player What did you want to do today? You take photos with camera. What are best things to photo? →  I like taking pictures of landscapes. Yeah. Lots of scapes in Valley. Pointy mountainscapes. Flat plainscapes. Cold scapes. Hot scapes. Wet scapes. All pretty for pictures. →  I like taking portraits. Oh! Take picture of Donald Duck when he eats his lunch sandwich. Will be good picture. Promise. →  You, Stitch! Me? Okay! Ahem. Ready for my close-up!

• What do you like to do as a hobby?

What do you like to do as a hobby?

player What do you like to do as a hobby? Player, want to learn fire spinning with me? Very fun. →   Yes. player Yes. Good! Here's how... First: Find something and set it on fire. Then: Spin it! player On second thought, I'll leave it to the professionals. →  No. Aww. →  That sounds dangerous. Yes. Dangerous... sometimes. Want to learn? [reprompt]

• What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

player What's on your mind? He-he-he. Stitch have ideas for new prank on Donald Duck. Hide squirrel in his hat. OR! Put spicy pepper in lunch! But which to do first? Hmm... →  Squirrel in hat, definitely. Okay! Yeah! Gotta go find squirrel to ask. Bye! →  Pepper. Go with pepper. Okay! Yeah! Gotta go find pepper. Bye! →  Stitch, it's not very nice to prank Donald. But he goes: "WAAAAAK!" AHH-HA-HA-HA!!! So funny.

• What's on your mind, Stitch?

What's on your mind, Stitch?

player What's on your mind, Stitch? Stitch is fluffy! Cute and fluffy. Right? →  I wish I were fluffy. Okay. Just need evil genius scientist. They help you be cute and fluffy, like Stitch. →  Yeah! You're fluffy and adorable! YES. I am adorable. Is true. →  Sure. I'm glad being fluffy works for you, but I'm happy how I am. Okaaaay. But evil genius scientist can make you cute and fluffy too!

• What's your plan for today?

What's your plan for today?

player What's your plan for today? Hello, Player! Stitch making new hula dance! What should dance be about? →  Flowers. Yeah! Stitch's family likes flowers. Flowers are good for hula. Flowers mean family! →  Family. Okay! Stitch has good family. Little but good. I will make hula about 'ohana -- my family.

• You look upset.

You look upset.

player You look upset. Stitch was bad. Need MORE ways to raise goodness level to make up for badness. Does Player have more ideas? →   Pay compliments to people. Yeah! Stitch likes compliments. But who to compliment? →  Merlin. Yes! I will tell big blue man that he is smart. Thank you for good idea. Bye! →  Goofy. Yes! I will tell Goofy his Stall has good fruit. Yummy fruit. Thank you for good idea. Bye! →  Me! Okay! Umm... Oh! Player gives good advice about being good! Very helpful. →   Give someone a present. Yeah, that's good idea. But present for who? →  WALL-E. Okay. I think WALL-E wants a... sandwich! I go get yummy sandwich now. Thank you, Player, for advice! →  Mickey. Okay. I think Mickey wants a... coconut cake! I go ask Remy. Thank you, Player, for advice! →  Ariel. Eh... Ariel in water. Stitch not like water. Maybe Donald? I go get Donald biiiig basket of flowers! But not sneezy kind.

• You look worried.

You look worried.

player You look worried. Stitch need new way to raise goodness level. Player, do you have idea? →   Give someone ice cream! Yes! Good idea for being good! What flavor? →  Vanilla. MMMM! Stitch like vanilla. I will go get vanilla ice cream for everyone! Player's advice is good. →  Chocolate. Okay! Lilo loves chocolate! I will go get chocolate ice cream for everyone! Player's advice is good. →  Strawberry. Strawberry? Blech! But okay... I will go get strawberry ice cream for everyone but Stitch. Player's advice is good. →   Help an old person cross the street. OOO! Good idea. But who? →  Scrooge McDuck? He's very old. Okay. Stitch will go find old Scrooge McDuck and carry across street. Bye! →  Mother Gothel? Huh? She not look old. Hmm... Oh! Merlin is old! I will help him! Thank you, Player'! →  Ursula? No. Ursula in water. Stitch not like water. Hmm... Oh! Merlin is old! I will help him! Thank you, Player'! →  Terrorize a city! Gaba?! No! Not good idea. And not GOOD idea. Also no cities here. Need different idea. I will go ask Merlin. He's blue like Stitch.

Moana

Maui

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Player, I need to ask you something VERY important. It's to settle a little disagreement with Moana. If you had to name one thing you like MOST about me, what would it be? →  Your tattoos. Great answer. My tattoos are kind of a chronicle of all my feats. They show up when I earn them. →  Your heroics. They don't call me "hero to all" for nothing! And I've got the tattoos to prove it. →  Your humbleness. Huh... Now that you mention it, I am INCREDIBLY humble for a demigod. I mean, NO ONE'S more humble than I am. Thanks, Player!

• How are you today?

How are you today?

player How are you today? I can tell what you're thinking. How does he have such great hair? It's kind of my thing. →   That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. See! And to answer your obvious next question... Yes, I DO wake up looking this good. I don't think your human brains could handle me looking any better. →  Actually, your hair is a bit frizzy today... What?! How did that happen? Too much salt spray? I've, er... gotta go. Bye! →  Keep doing what you're doing! Right? Why improve on perfection? YOU are smart. It's always great talking to you, Player. →   That's NOT what I was thinking. At. All. Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos. player I was thinking... →  Your hair's a bit flat today. What?! How did that happen? Too much salt spray? I've, er... gotta go. Bye! →  You're too full of yourself. Hey, it's hard being this perfect all the time. Maybe that's my flaw... I'm too perfect. →  Just keep doing what you're doing! Right! Why improve on perfection? YOU are smart. It's always great talking to you, Player.

• I have a question...

I have a question...

player I have a question... Saw you eyeing my magical fishhook. Nice, isn't it? →  It's very impressive. EXTREMELY impressive. And I'm the only one who has one. It's an exclusive club. Population: Maui. →   It's just a hook. player It's just a hook. Ah. Excuse me. the word "just" has no place in that sentence. This fishhook lets me shapeshift into a SHARK! What do you say to that? →  That's actually pretty impressive. EXTREMELY impressive. And I'm the only one who has one. It's an exclusive club. Population: Maui. →  Meh. Meh? Meh?! Nothing about Maui is "meh"! You wouldn't know awesome if it bit you. With shark teeth!

• So, I have a few questions.

So, I have a few questions.

player So, I have a few questions. I know being face to face with a demigod is a lot. But you gotta relax! I'm just an ordinary guy who happens to be a demigod. Ask your questions. →  What's the biggest monster you've ever fought? If you're talking about raw size, the award definitely goes to the lava monster. It was like mountain-big! →  Tell me about your tattoos. Sure. Check out Mini Maui. He's my best bud! A real stand-up guy. Always has my back. Mostly because he spends a lot of time on my back. →  How did you become a demigod? That is a sad and personal story. And I have a limit of only one sad personal story per year. Moana used up this year's supply. Check in with me in a decade or so.

• Tell me something about yourself...

Tell me something about yourself...

player Tell me something about yourself... So one of the great things about being a shapeshifter is that I know what it's like to be a bunch of different animals. Ever wonder what it's like to be a shark? Tell me which of my animal forms is your favorite, and I'll tell you about it. →  Hawk. The giant hawk is possibly the greatest. You've got flight, which is helpful and awesome! And also sharp talons for putting the hurt on giant shiny crabs. →  Shark. Oh yeah, I love being a shark. Who doesn't like three rows of teeth! You want to bite something? You want to be a shark. →  Iguana. The iguana is a vastly underrated animal. It's small, sure, but it's a good climber. And sometimes it helps to be small so you can wriggle through tiny spaces.

• You look like you have a question.

You look like you have a question.

player You look like you have a question. Player! Got a question for you. Which of these do you think is the BEST animal to turn into... Sneaky beetle? Fearsome shark? Or awesome, powerful, giant hawk? →  Definitely the hawk. Good choice! You have power, you have flight. There is literally no downside to being a hawk. →  I like the idea of sneaking around as a beetle. It has its uses. But you gotta be careful when you're tiny. A chicken might try to eat you. →  I personally like shark head. You like... Oh great. Moana told you about that, didn't she? I make a mistake shape-shifting one time, and I never hear the end of it!

Moana

• Are you okay, Moana?

Are you okay, Moana?

player Are you okay, Moana? I was just thinking about my Gramma. I still really miss her. →  Who is that? My Gramma Tala. My father's mother. I loved her so much. She... she understood me. She told me the story of Te Fiti. And that our ancestors were voyagers. Sometimes I feel her spirit with me, but I still miss what we had. I was really lucky to have her. →  The grief will pass. I know. The sadness... it's softer than it used to be. When she died I was so sad; it was like a sharp pain. But now it's like a distant ache. Familiar, almost comforting. I guess that's the love. →  You'll always have her memory. You're right. And that's really comforting. She wouldn't want me to stay sad. And I won't. But she was important. I don't want my heart to forget her.

• Did you always want to sail away?

Did you always want to sail away?

player Did you always want to sail away? When I was young, my father wanted me to be happy where I was. To focus on my responsibility to our people. But there was something inside me that called me to the ocean. I found a way to bring those two things together. Our people are voyagers again. →  I'd like to voyage someday. Oh, I know you'd love it! After seeing how you were in my canoe, I can tell the ocean calls to you just as much as it does to me. →  I'm happy right where I am. No voyaging for me. I know a lot of people who feel that way. And I love Motunui. I'm always happy there. And in your Village, too. But the ocean is always calling to me to sail and explore. →  I'm glad you found a way to bring those two things together. Me too. I'm so grateful. Discovering who we were made who we are even more incredible!

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Player, I'm curious. Have you ever sailed on the ocean? →  I'm afraid of the water. That's understandable. The ocean can be frightening, especially in a storm. But if you get to know the currents and learn to sail, it can be amazing! →  Never, but I want to! That's great! Maybe someday we can take a voyage together. →  Of course I have! The water calls me. Me too! When I was little, I'd go to the shore every chance I got. And one day... the ocean introduced itself to me! At least that's what Gramma Tala said. I was just a baby, so I don't really remember.

• Let's talk about nature.

Let's talk about nature.

player Let's talk about nature. Ever since I was a little girl, I could feel the ocean calling to me. Is there a place in nature that makes you happiest? →   It's hard to decide. I love nature! That's great! For me, it's definitely the ocean. Even if sometimes I have a hard time figuring out what it wants. But if you HAD to choose, what's your favorite place in nature? →  I love the forest. Really? I'd love to learn more about the forest. I've seen so many new trees just in the Village! →  I love the ocean. It's incredible, right? So beautiful and yet so wild. I could never live away from the water. →  I love the mountains. I've seen the mountains here in the distance, but I haven't been there yet. I bet the view is amazing! →   I like the indoors best! Really? What do you like to do indoors? →  I like to read books. Interesting... I'd love to know more about that. You'll have to show me sometime! →  I like to cook. Well, if you ever want to cook for me, I'd be okay with that. Being out on the water always makes me hungry! →  I play video games. I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. But it sounds interesting.

• Tell me about food on Motunui?

Tell me about food on Motunui?

player Tell me about food on Motunui? Do you ever think about coconuts? I mean, REALLY think about them? →   Yes. player Yes. You do?! Oh... Well, what do you think of coconuts? →   They're useful. player They're useful. Sure. They're definitely useful. We use the fibers and leaves. We drink the water and eat the meat. But there's more to life than coconuts, right? →  Right. Thank you! Don't get me wrong; I'm grateful for coconuts. But a person can't live on coconuts alone. A person needs to explore, and find out who she is! ... Wait, you know I was just using coconuts as a metaphor, right? →  No, only coconuts. Okaaaay... You'd really like my dad. →  They're kind of boring. That's what I think! Don't get me wrong; I'm grateful for coconuts. But a person can't live on only coconuts. A person needs to explore, and find out who she is! ... Wait, you know I was just using coconuts as a metaphor, right? →   No. player No. Well, my dad does. A LOT. And coconuts are definitely useful! We use the fibers and leaves. We drink the water and eat the meat. But there's more to life than coconuts, right? →  Right. Thank you! Don't get me wrong; I'm grateful for coconuts. But a person can't live on coconuts alone. A person needs to explore, and find out who she is! ... Wait, you know I was just using coconuts as a metaphor, right? [TODO-verify] →  No, only coconuts. Okaaaay... You'd really like my dad. →  I'm allergic. You're allergic to coconuts? Wow, that must be really hard. On Motunui, almost everything is made from coconuts! I guess you can eat fish, though? I hope you like fish.

• What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

player What's on your mind? Now that we have coconuts in the Valley, I hope everyone gets a lot of use out of them. They're pretty good for just about anything. →  Coconut soup. TODOResponsetoAnswerSoup →  A coconut helmet. You know, on our journey together, Maui and I faced off with some tiny scavengers called the Kakamora. They use coconuts as armor. →  Nets out of the fibers! Yes! Wait -- I think I taught you that one.

• Will you go sailing today?

Will you go sailing today?

player Will you go sailing today? I'm not sure if I'll go sailing today. It depends on the weather. →  Have you sailed in storms? A few. It's dangerous. ...and maybe a little bit exciting. →  What's the best weather for sailing? It depends on what you're doing. Cloudy days are good for fishing. The sun feels amazing, but you want to make sure you have some shade. So it's good that you can use a sail for shade when you need it.

• You look a little down.

You look a little down.

player You look a little down. When I miss Gramma Tala, I go to the ocean shore. She loved to dance in the shallows. What do you do when you miss someone? →   I tell stories about them! player I tell stories about them! That's really smart. We tell lots of stories on Motunui. Gramma Tala was an amazing storyteller. →  What kinds of stories did she tell? All kinds. But her favorite was about our history. How Maui stole the heart of Te Fiti and about the demon who tried to get it back! Some of my friends used to get scared, but I was just excited. →  Do YOU tell stories now? I do! My favorites are the scary ones about the Realm of Monsters! Not that I want to scare anyone. Unless they like that! →  Did you have a favorite story? I do. It's about how Gramma Tala came to me when I lost my way. She really helped. →   I call my friends to hang out with them. I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me. →  What did you like best about her? She didn't care if people thought she was different. She was just so much... herself. →  Do you think you're like her? I hope so. I try to follow my heart. I think she did that too.

Ratatouille

Remy

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Is there an organization that inspects food safety in the Valley? →  I don't think so. Well, we need one. I want people to know it's safe to eat at my restaurant. Actually, you've cooked with me. Maybe you could give the restaurant a safety rating? →  I can do that. Great! All right. I'm ready. Go ahead. →  Why would you want that? Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe." I want people to feel confident eating there. Actually, you've cooked with me. Maybe you could give the restaurant a safety rating? How would you rate my restaurant on safety? →  Extremely safe. Excellent! I was certain everything was up to code, but it's nice to have the reassurance. →  Pretty safe. Excellent! I was certain everything was up to code, but it's nice to have the reassurance. →  Unsafe, but only when villains eat there. Oh. That's a good point. Maybe I should put up rules for villains? But they're villains, so they'll just break the rules... I need to think about this.

• How are the new recipes going?

How are the new recipes going?

player How are the new recipes going? You've gotta taste this! It's not really a smoky taste. It's more of a...ZAP-KAPOW kind of taste! What do you think? →  Delicious! Right?! Go ahead! It's all yours. →  Definitely ZAP-KAPOW. Right?! That's what I'm saying. I got it that way by being struck by lightning while I was cooking. It was intense, but worth it for the flavor! →  Needs salt. Really? Let me taste it again... You're right! This is under-salted. Thank you!

• Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?

Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?

player Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking? So, it turns out that running a restaurant is a lot different than cooking. →  It is? [continue to next line] →  That makes sense. [continue to next line] →  Aren't they the same thing? [continue to next line] When you're cooking, you can focus on just the food. But a restaurant... is an entire experience! You have to decorate the space... ...manage the customers, order supplies, shop for ingredients... It's a lot of work. →  Do you need help? Actually, I'm okay. You already help me a lot, Player. And I really appreciate it. →  Is it worth it? Absolutely! It's completely worth it. →  Maybe you should take a break. No way! I love the work. Having my own restaurant lets people experience my cooking. And watching them enjoy my food... there's nothing like it.

• Let's talk about flavor!

Let's talk about flavor!

player Let's talk about flavor! Player, do you prefer savory things or sweet things? →   Savory. Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy. Okay, do you enjoy salty, savory things? Or fermented things like cheeses? Or spicy stews? →  Salty. Got it. I have to be careful not to make meals too salty. But a touch of salt improves almost any savory meal. →  Fermented. I agree. I hate to be a cliché, but I am INCREDIBLY fond of aged cheese. →  Spicy stews. Excellent! On a cold day, there's nothing better than a spicy, savory stew. →   Sweet. A sweet tooth, huh? Well, I've been getting more interested in desserts lately. Do you like pure sweetness? Or maybe sweet and sour? Or fruity sweets? →  Pure sugar. Then you might like puff pastry with powdered sugar. I'll keep that in mind. →  Sweet and sour. Two flavors that complement each other amazingly! I'll keep that in mind. →  Fruity. Lots of desserts get their sweetness from fruit. It's a very natural source of sugar.

• Teach me about baking!

Teach me about baking!

player Teach me about baking! Today is all about pastries. I'm gonna try and push my restaurant's pastry game to the next level. But I need to focus on one at a time. What's your favorite pastry, Player? →  Croissants. Classic. Now, the trick to croissants is getting them crisp and flaky. Most people associate croissants with France... ...but did you know they were actually invented in Austria? True fact! Thank you, Austria. →  Donuts. Donuts ARE a pastry. But I don't generally serve them. So I don't know much about making them. Which is something I should fix. Okay, I'm gonna learn about donuts! →  I like them all!. Ha! You sound just like my brother, Emile. He'll eat just about anything.

• Tell me more about your job!

Tell me more about your job!

player Tell me more about your job! Do you know how many different kinds of cooks there are? You've got sous chefs, sauciers, pastry chefs... The list goes on! →   What's a sous chef? player What's a sous chef? Oh, a sous chef is very important! They're responsible for the kitchen when the chef's not around. A sous chef has to know how everything works. →  That sounds hard. It is, so you need someone who's extremely qualified. →  I bet I could do that. You've already done it! When you were in Paris, you were my sous chef! →   What's a saucier? player What's a saucier? Just what it sounds like! They're a chef who's entirely in charge of sauces. →  I love sauces! You should! →  That doesn't sound very important. Oh, but it is! Sauces can add a finishing touch, or infuse an entire dish with flavor. A good sauce can make or break a dish. →   Do pastry chefs only make pastries? player Do pastry chefs only make pastries? Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important. Dessert is a customer's final experience with the restaurant. →  A last chance to make a good impression. Exactly. You get it. →  I love dessert. You and most of Paris! Which is why pastry chefs are so important.

• Where did you learn to cook?

Where did you learn to cook?

player Where did you learn to cook? Have you ever heard of Auguste Gusteau? →  Yes. Of course you have! He was possibly the greatest chef ever. →  No. Well, Gusteau is an amazing chef! And my idol. →  Isn't he dead? Well, yeah, he is. But while he was alive, he was an amazing chef. I learned so much from him. About good food, savoring everything, and being brave. →  Good food? Yes! He used to say: "Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell!" Eating is a full body experience. You have to engage all the senses! →  Savoring everything? Yes! He used to say, "There is excellence all around you! You need only be aware to stop and savor it." So I always try to stop and savor everything. →  Being brave? Yes! You have to be brave to be a great cook. You've got to try things that may not work, be willing to fail. "Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great." At least, that's what Gusteau said.

• You seem preoccupied...

You seem preoccupied...

player You seem preoccupied... Hey, Player. I've been thinking... →  What about? About cooking. Of course, I'm always doing that... →  A dangerous pastime. Yeah. That's what my brother always says. But this time I was thinking about the Night Thorns and how we need to get rid of them. So... what if I found a way to cook them? →  I think they're poisonous. You can cook some poisonous things in a way that makes them safe to eat. But I guess that would be too dangerous to try. I better give it some more thought. →  I think they're mystically dangerous. Mystical, huh? That sounds a little beyond me. Guess I better not mess with the Night Thorns. →  I think they'd taste bad. You'd be surprised at how bad some raw ingredients can taste. But sauté them, add a little garlic, and they can totally transform.

The Lion King

Scar

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Tell me, oh noble leader... What do you enjoy most about ruling over this Village? →  Helping people. Ugh. Really? You love "helping"? I find it rather tedious. →  Being in charge. I couldn't agree more. Power and control are the true joys of leadership. →  Talking to everyone. Really? You enjoy talking to these lackwits? Well, there's no accounting for taste.

• Everything okay?

Everything okay?

player Everything okay? Player, why don't the fools around here respect my natural superiority? →  What makes YOU so superior? Well, I am at the top of the food chain. And of course, there's my cunning and brilliance. →  People don't recognize your brilliance. They don't, and it's such a tragedy. A loss to the entire community. →  Maybe it's because you're a jerk to everyone. If I'm uncivil, it's because I'm not appreciated. If only I were given what I deserve, life here would be sublime. →  What do you think you deserve? Respect... Admiration... And to be made king of all I survey. Everyone would benefit. I assure you. →  Are you sure? Of course. When I have what is rightfully mine... ...all will be as it should be. →  That sounds reasonable. Of course it does. I'm never wrong.

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? I have a little thought exercise for you. Which Villager do you think would be the most delicious? →  Bad kitty! Oh, don't overreact, Player. I haven't done anything wrong. →  This isn't a fun thought exercise! [continue to next line] →  YOU CAN'T EAT THE OTHER VILLAGERS. Ugh, I'm excruciatingly aware. This is all strictly hypothetical, of course. Though it does feel as if my diet has been strictly hypothetical lately. You put so many limitation on who... ahem... WHAT I'm allowed to eat. I'm practically skin and bones. →  How about some delicious vegetable snacks? ... I'm a carnivore, you ingrate. →  You look fine to me. Well, I'm not. I'm famished! And all the fish in your waters aren't going to change that. →  Go catch some fish. Ugh. That sounds like work.

• Tell me about you.

Tell me about you.

player Tell me about you. You're staring at my scar, aren't you? Want to know how I got it? →   Yes. player Yes. Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark. Let's play a game. Guess how I got my scar. →  Cobra. TODOResponsetoAnswerCobra TODOResponsetoAnswerCobra2 →  Cape Buffalo. Oh yes, they are dangerous. I may have made a careless mistake crossing the savanna... ...and a startled buffalo tore at my face with her horns. →  Mufasa. You think my brother Mufasa gave me this scar? An accident while we were cubs? Or not such an accident when he became king? Perhaps. But I'll never say. It's far too private a memory. →  No. Well, if you aren't curious, then stop staring!

• What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

player What's on your mind? Player, do you have a Villager you're not particularly fond of? Perhaps someone who annoys you incessantly? Who you'd rather not have around? →   No. I like everyone. player No. I like everyone. Everyone? Really? Absolutely everyone? →  Really. Absolutely everyone. How disappointing. →  ... Are you drooling? Of course not. I do not drool. I was merely... savoring the thought of... something. →   Why do you ask? player Why do you ask? Oh, no reason. Just an idle curiosity. →  Well, I like everyone. How disappointing. →  ... Are you drooling? Of course not. I do not drool. I was merely... savoring the thought of... something. →  ... Are you drooling? Of course not. I do not drool. I was merely... savoring the thought of... something.

• What's wrong?

What's wrong?

player What's wrong? Ursula is being absurd. She's told me that there are beasts beneath the sea who are far more ferocious than any lion. Creatures called "sharks". →  Sharks are more ferocious than lions. They sound like overgrown fish with delusions of grandeur. →  Lions are more ferocious than sharks. Precisely. They sound like nothing more than overgrown fish. →  Sharks and lions are both pretty dangerous. Oh, please. They sound like nothing more than overgrown fish. I'm sure I'd make quick work of any shark. Hmm. Just thinking about it makes me hungry.

• Why are you looking at me like that?

Why are you looking at me like that?

player Why are you looking at me like that? Why don't I ever see you with a wildebeest slung over your shoulder? When, exactly, do you hunt? →  I don't hunt. You don't hunt? But then... →  That's not something I can do. You can't hunt? How tragic. →   I don't like wildebeest. Then zebra. Or gazelle. player Not a fan of any of those. Sorry. What do you eat? →  Anything with chocolate. I'm afraid I've no idea what that is... But it does sound... intriguing. →   Sandwiches. What is a "sandwich"? player It's like... food, but with two pieces of bread around it. So, if I were to put two pieces of this "bread" around a wildebeest... that would be a sandwich? player Um... that's a very philosophical question... →   Salads. Salads...? player You know... some lettuce, tomatoes, maybe a little dressing... You've just described a bowl of leaves. How wretched.

• You look angry.

You look angry.

player You look angry. I should have always been King of Pride Rock, not my brother. And certainly not my fool of a nephew. I had the lion's share of intelligence, and that's far more important in a leader than brute strength. →   You're ill-suited. You're ill-suited. Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me! →  Kindness. Kindness? That's just another word for weakness. Kings need to be strong! And ruthless. →  Respect. I respect creatures that deserve my respect. But I've met so very few of those. →  Friends. Ugh, you mean the meerkat and the warthog? If they're what passes for friends these days, I far prefer solitude. →  Get over it. You're suggesting I just get "over it"? Being denied my rightful place in favor of a scrawny little cub? You have no idea what you're talking about. →  Maybe you're right. Finally! Someone who sees me for all that I am! I should have been king. I SHOULD be king.

• You look sad.

You look sad.

player You look sad. Life's not fair, is it? I have to contend with countless fools trying to deny me my rightful place as king... ...and you have to deal with a bumbling parade of incompetents stumbling through your Village. →   I like the Villagers. player I like the Villagers. Truly? Most of them are less inspiring than hyenas. You do know that everyone is just here to take advantage of your talents? They're scavengers. →  Not true. Far be it from me to intrude on your delusions. →  I'm happy to share. Altruism is just another form of gullibility. →  At least I've got talents. But evidently, "wit" is not among them. →  You're just bitter. Until I'm recognized as the rightful king of all I survey... I have a great deal to be bitter about. →   As you like to say, "I'm surrounded by fools." player As you like to say, "I'm surrounded by fools." Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us. Perhaps you could give me control over more of the Valley. Wouldn't it be a refreshing change to work with someone... capable? →  No way. Grr. Your loss. →  I'll consider it. Consider it quickly. I'm in a generous mood, but it won't last forever.

The Little Mermaid

Ariel

• Do you have a question, Ariel?

Do you have a question, Ariel?

player Do you have a question, Ariel? You're a human, Player. What would you say your favorite human thing is? →   Probably fire. player Probably fire. Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it? →  It's warm and cozy. TODOResponsetoAnswerCozy →  It's bright and beautiful. It is! And it's warm too. If I'm on land when it gets cold, I like being near a warm fire. →  It's useful. Yes! It provides light and heat, and I know humans like to cook their food over it. If I'm on land when it gets cold, I like being near a warm fire. →   Shoes are nice. player Shoes are nice. Oh. When I wore them, they pinched a little. Why do you like shoes so much? →  They protect my feet. Oh, I guess that makes sense. The water doesn't hurt my feet, but I suppose there are things on land that would if I didn't wear shoes. →  They make me taller. Really?! I didn't know shoes could do that. →  Mine look cool. Let me see... Oh, you're right. Your shoes are so neat! →  It's hard to choose just one! I would have trouble choosing, too. But please do try. At least tell me one you like a lot. [reprompt]

• Do you like living here?

Do you like living here?

player Do you like living here? I've been learning so much more about human stuff since I came to this Village! Why don't you give me a test?! Tell me the name of a human object, and I'll tell you what it's used for. →  Fork. Oh, that one's easy! It's for combing your hair. And I believe the more common term for "fork" is "dinglehopper." →  Shoes. Oh, shoes. Those are the things humans put on their feet for some reason. I'm not completely sure why. They already have feet for walking; why do they need shoes? Now it's my turn. I'll tell you the name of a human object, and you tell me what it does. Do you know what a snarfblatt is? →  A fish. No, silly! A snarfblatt is a musical instrument. You use it to make music. It's a little tricky to play, though. →  A shark. No, silly! A snarfblatt is a musical instrument. You use it to make music. It's a little tricky to play, though. →  A trumpet. That's right! Wow, you really know your human stuff.

• Do you need any help?

Do you need any help?

player Do you need any help? Player, I want to get a present for Eric. But I could use your advice. What sorts of things would a human man like? →  Something from under the sea? Do you think so? He IS very curious about my world. Almost as curious as I am about his! Maybe I could find him a beautiful shell. Or sea glass! →  Something from your collection? But my collection is all things from the human world. He already has so much of that stuff. Unless... Maybe he would like something familiar if it's picked out just for him. I'll take a look at the gizmos in my collection and see if any of them are shiny enough. →  Eric likes your singing. That's true. Maybe my present can be singing for him! Oh, thank you, Player! That's just what I'll do.

• Have you got a question?

Have you got a question?

player Have you got a question? Player, I have a very important question for you. What's your favorite thing to do on land? →  Dance. Oh, we dance underwater too! But it must be so much harder when you have to stay connected to the floor. →  Ski. Oh, Merlin told me about skiing! You put sticks on your feet and throw yourself down a mountain. That sounds so exciting! I'd love to try it someday. →  Fly kites. Oh, I've seen those! They're almost like the sail of a boat, but in the sky. There are so many interesting things to do on land. →  Yeah, it can be pretty cool. Thank you for telling me about it! →  I think the sea is better. giggle* I know a crab who agrees with you. →  I think they're both amazing in their own ways. I guess you're right. There are lots of fantastic things about both of them.

• How is your collection going?

How is your collection going?

player How is your collection going? Since I can go on land whenever I'd like now, I want to find things to add to my collection. What do you think I should start looking for? →  Stamps? Hmm. Stamps get sticky when they're wet, right? I'll have to make sure I keep them very dry. I'll find a special place in my House for them. →  Hats? Ooh, that would be fun! I've already seen so many different kind of hats; there must be even more. And I could learn their names! I really want to know what a "fascinator" is. →  Thingamabobs? I already have twenty thingamabobs. I'd really like to collect something different.

• I've got a question for you!

I've got a question for you!

player I've got a question for you! Hello, Player. Do you have a question for me? →  How many merpeople are there? Oh my gosh, I don't know! Just in Atlantica, there's more than I can count. →  Do you get tired swimming all the time? Well, I do get tired. But I'm not sure if it's because I'm swimming or just because I've been doing a lot. →  What's the biggest fish you've ever seen? Well, I've seen some pretty big whales. But fish... I guess I'd have to say a whale shark, which is actually a fish, not a whale. Isn't that confusing?

• Let's talk about you.

Let's talk about you.

player Let's talk about you. I have an idea, Player! Let's see how much we know about each other. It can be a game! I'll start... I'm the daughter of the king of the ocean. What's my father's name? →  King Triton. That's right! Okay, the next question is a little more difficult... →  Poseidon. No. My father's name is King Triton. / Maybe you know the answer to this question: How many sisters do I have? →  The Tuna King. giggle* I'm not a tuna, Player. I'm a mermaid. My father's name is King Triton. / Maybe you know the answer to this question: How many sisters do I have? How many sisters do I have? →  You're an only child. No, I have six older sisters: Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella and Alana. But that was a tough one. / I promise the next question is easier! →  You have six sisters. Yes! I have six older sisters: Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella and Alana. / Wow, you won't have any problem with the next question! →  You have two brothers: Flounder and Sebastian. No, Flounder and Sebastian are my friends. I have six older sisters: Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella and Alana. / I promise the next question is easier! I have a collection of gizmos and thingamabobs and all sorts of stuff. Do you know what the things in my collection have in common? →  They are things found on land. You're right! I think human stuff is very interesting. →  They're coral. No, there's a lot of coral in the ocean. It would kind of be like collecting sand. I collect human stuff. I think it's very interesting. →  Shark teeth, of course. Oh no! That would be too dangerous. I collect human stuff. I think it's very interesting. [0/3] Well, you've only gotten one answer right so far, but let's see how you do on the next one. [1/3] You only got one answer right so far, but let's see how you do on the next one. [2/3] Okay, two out of three is very good! Let's see if you can answer the next question! [3/3] Okay, let's see if you can answer the next question... What did Ursula want from me when I asked her to give me human legs? →  Your fins. [?/4, 2/4] Oh, I'm sorry, Player. She did give me legs, but she asked for my voice in return. Are you ready for the next one? OR [0/4] Oh, I'm sorry, Player. She did give me legs, but she asked for my voice in return. / Now there's only one question left. What's the name of the human I saved from drowning? →  Your father's trident. I'm sorry. She wanted my voice. / Now there's only one question left. What's the name of the human I saved from drowning? →  Your voice! [?-3/4]Oh my gosh, you're right! Now there's only one question left... OR [4/4] Oh my gosh, you've gotten every answer right! Now let's see if you know this very last one... What's the name of the human I saved from drowning? →  Flotsam. No. That's the name of one of Ursula's horrible eels. I saved Prince Eric. →  Eric. Yes! He got hurt saving his dog during a storm. I'm so glad I was there to help. →  Max. No. You're thinking of his dog. I saved Prince Eric. [0/5 correct] Gosh, that wasn't a very big success, was it? I hope we get to know each other better. [1/5 correct] Well, you only knew one thing about me, but I hope we get to know each other better! [2/5 correct] You do know some things about me! I hope you had fun. [3/5 or 4/5 correct] Gosh, you really know a lot about me! I'm glad that we're becoming such good friends. [5/5 correct] That's amazing! You know so much about me. That makes me very happy. Let's talk again soon! I can't wait to learn more about you.

• Tell me about your hobbies.

Tell me about your hobbies.

player Tell me about your hobbies. I love to sing. And Sebastian says I'm pretty good at it. Do you like to sing? →   Yes. That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song? →  Love songs. Oh, I like love songs too. I used to think they were just pretty. But ever since I met Eric, I understand them so much better. →  Dance songs. Oh, I love those too! Sebastian is really good at writing dance songs. He can get the whole ocean dancing! →  Rock anthems. Oh, I don't think I've ever heard of those. They must be songs that rockfish sing... →   No. Oh. Well, do you enjoy listening to singing? player Yes. →   Yes. That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song? →  Love songs. Oh, I like love songs too. I used to think they were just pretty. But ever since I met Eric, I understand them so much better. →  Dance songs. Oh, I love those too! Sebastian is really good at writing dance songs. He can get the whole ocean dancing! →  Rock anthems. Oh, I don't think I've ever heard of those. They must be songs that rockfish sing... →  No. Oh, I understand. Well, I hope you have other things that you enjoy. Like maybe... dancing or art. I saw a puppet show once. Maybe that's it! Maybe you love puppet shows! →  Badly. Oh, I don't think anyone truly sings badly if they enjoy it. That's the most important thing about singing. Having fun!

• What are you thinking about?

What are you thinking about?

player What are you thinking about? I've always been so curious about the human world. And I just realized... You might be curious about my underwater world! Is there anything you'd like me to tell you about? →  What's the deepest you've ever dived? Well, I've explored an underwater trench. It was very dark and very cold. →  What's it like being friends with fish? I guess it's the same as being friends with humans. All fish are different but most of them are friendly. →  How do you breathe? Oh! I don't know. I just do! I can breathe the water like we can both breathe in the air.

• What's up?

What's up?

player What's up? Where would you most like to go exploring, Player? →   The forests. player The forests. Oh, I'd love to do that too! What do you like about the forest? →  They're dark and green. Hmmm...I've been in kelp forests like that. →  They're full of tiny critters! TODOResponsetoAnswerForest2 →  Sometimes there are scary witches. TODOResponsetoAnswerForest3 →   The tundra. player The tundra. That sounds so interesting! What do you like about the tundra? →  It's nice and cold. TODOResponsetoAnswerCold →  There's so much snow. I'd like to see that. It snows over the ocean sometimes. My father took me very far north once, and there was ice on the water! →  There are gorgeous mountains. TODOResponsetoAnswerMountains →   The desert. player The desert. TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert →  Desert1 TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert1 →  Desert2 TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert2 →  Desert3 TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert3

• You look very happy.

You look very happy.

player You look very happy. Eric is wonderful, isn't he? He has the warmest smile and the kindest heart. What do you think about when you think of Eric? →  His smile. Oh, I love it when he smiles! He looks so happy. Like he's about to laugh! And he has a wonderful laugh, too. It really lets you know how much he cares. →  His personality. Me too! He loves exploring, just like me! And he's so understanding. When I couldn't talk, he was very patient. I'm really looking forward to discovering all the things we have in common and what our differences are too.

• You seem preoccupied.

You seem preoccupied.

player You seem preoccupied. What do you do when you feel homesick, Player? →  Visit friends. Visiting friends always cheers me up, too. Especially my friend Flounder. He and I have gone on the most exciting adventures together. →   Look at mementos. Oh, that's smart. I spend so much time collecting human stuff, maybe I should get a few things to remind me of home. player Hmm. Maybe you could gather... →  Seashells. I do have some favorite seashells from when I was a little girl. I'd love to have those here to remind me of home. What a wonderful idea, Player. Thank you! →  Sheet music. Oh, what a good idea! I'm sure I could find some of the concert music that Sebastian's written. Then maybe I could get some friends here to sing it with me! →  Fish. You mean like in a bowl? I could never! Fish don't belong in bowls, Player. They need to be free in the ocean. →  Distraction. You mean that if you don't think about home, you won't have time to miss it? I guess that makes sense.

Prince Eric

• Do you like living here?

Do you like living here?

player Do you like living here? I love Dazzle Beach. The salty sea air. The wind blowing in your face! There's nothing like it. →   I love the ocean. player I love the ocean. You do? We're pretty similar then. What's your favorite thing about the sea? →  The waves. I understand that. I love crashing over the waves, as long as they aren't crashing over the ship! →  The salty air. Yes! There's something about the air near the ocean. It smells so fresh and alive. →  The mermaids! Not everyone believes in them, but you and I know they're real. And one of them, at least, is pretty amazing. →  I get seasick. Oh, I'm sorry about that. I don't get seasick myself, but I have a friend who does. I know it's pretty unpleasant. Well, I hope you can enjoy the ocean from the shore.

• Do you want to talk about anything?

Do you want to talk about anything?

player Do you want to talk about anything? There's this old riddle we used to ask new sailors on our ship. Would you like to hear it? →   Yes. player Yes. Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop? →  Trash. Huh? That's an interesting answer. It's not the one the old sea dogs taught me, though. →  An anchor. Yes! That's the answer. Pretty clever, huh? →  A net. Huh? That's an interesting answer. It's not the one the old sea dogs taught me, though. →  No. Guess you're not a riddle sort of person. That's okay.

Ursula

• Do you have time to talk?

Do you have time to talk?

player Do you have time to talk? What is it? Well, speak up! Mustn't lurk about, silent as a clam. It's rude. If you have something to ask me, ask! →  How did you learn magic? Oh, I've always had a natural talent for it. When I lived in Atlantica, I did research on magic and alchemy. And after I was banished, I experimented on anyone-- I mean, anything I could find. →  Why do you turn merpeople into those shriveled gray beings? You're talking about my garden? The unfortunate souls who failed to meet the terms of our agreements? It's simple really. I can't let word get out that my contracts are breakable. Besides, it makes me happy to see Triton's subjects writhe on my particular type of hook.

• What are you thinking about?

What are you thinking about?

player What are you thinking about? Oh, Player, it's you. I was just musing over the distant past. Did you know that I used to live in Atlantica? In the palace, in fact. →   Why did you leave? player Why did you leave? It wasn't by choice, you can be sure of that. King Triton, the tyrant, exiled me. I was banished to waste away in the darkest part of the ocean. →  That's terrible! Isn't it? All the world turned against poor innocent me. And what did I do? Practically nothing! I only gave the merfolk what they asked for. Is it my fault they didn't like the price? →  Why? Oh, it was over practically nothing! I only gave the merfolk what they asked for. Is it my fault they didn't like the price? It was all an excuse. I know Triton was really frightened by my power. →   Did you like it there? player Did you like it there? Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call. What would you miss if you were driven off and forced to live in the... well, I suppose for you it would be the woods? →  Ice Cream. Oh, I've heard of that. A cold, sugary treat, am I right? I wonder if anyone here makes it in kelp flavor? →  Television. Hm. I have no idea what that is. Some sort of ludicrous human invention, I suppose. →  Video games. I have no idea what that is. But I do enjoy games. Especially when I get to make the rules. →  Why do you look different? You mean why am I not a waifish merperson with a dinky little green tail? I look different because I AM different, dear. Not just different. Better!

• What are you working on?

What are you working on?

player What are you working on? I need a new potion to attract customers. Player, what sort of magical potion do you think would be most in demand here? →  Love Potion. Oh, those tired old things. I've made a million of them. Though I suppose I could make one that's designed just for the Villagers here. They're not all merfolk, after all. →  Beauty Potion. That's called makeup, angelfish. Though I suppose I could add a little magic to some. Maybe a cheek color that only blushes when you want it to. Hmm... that might be quite the seller. →  Luck Potion. Luck spells are tricky, but they do sell well. Not a bad idea.

• You seem lost in thought.

You seem lost in thought.

player You seem lost in thought. I came so CLOSE to becoming ruler of all the ocean! I had the trident in my hand and the crown on my head! Can you imagine the power? →   I don't want that kind of power. player I don't want that kind of power. You're lying to yourself, dear. Domination over the seven seas. If you tasted that power, you'd crave it as much as I do. →  No way. Oh, so certain, are we? I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Heh-heh-heh. →  ... Maybe. That's what I thought. →  That sounds amazing. It was. It was! And then that insipid little princess and her petty prince ruined it all. But I'll get my revenge. Just you wait and see. →  That's probably why you lost... You got distracted by power. Hmph. Well, you're not wrong. I might have gotten a little carried away with the storm and the whirlpool. But it was so exciting! I couldn't help myself.

Frozen

Anna

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? What's your favorite kind of sandwich? →  Egg sandwiches. Good choice! I especially like them with cheese. →  Bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Oooh. That sounds good! I kind of want one of those right now. →  Hamburger. Huh. I've never heard of them, but I definitely want to try one! I've been thinking a lot about sandwiches lately. Sometimes, when you share a love for something fantastic -- like sandwiches -- with a horrible person, it can ruin that thing. You try to enjoy sandwiches, and you find yourself thinking about that horrible ex-fiancé... err, person. And what do you do then? →  Stop eating sandwiches. No! I refuse! Sandwiches are too good to give up! →  Keep eating sandwiches. EXACTLY! I WON'T let anyone ruin sandwiches for me! →  Eat more sandwiches. EXACTLY! I WON'T let anyone ruin sandwiches for me!

• Do you need to talk, Anna?

Do you need to talk, Anna?

player Do you need to talk, Anna? Player! You've been working so hard, I wanted to check in with you. Have you eaten lately? Stretched? Had plenty of fluids? →  I feel okay! Great! That's good to hear. I just wanted to make sure. I like to check in on the people I care about. →  Oh! I'm thirsty. Then you should go get something to drink -- right now! It's easy to get dehydrated. It's even happened to Elsa. You would think that since she has ice powers it wouldn't, but it doesn't work that way. I have to remind her to drink water a lot. →  I haven't stretched in a while. Oh, then you should do that and move around! Don't want you getting cramps or pulling any muscles. I always stretch before Kristoff and I go hiking. Or skating. Or swimming. Basically, I stretch a lot.

• Is there anything you want to ask?

Is there anything you want to ask?

player Is there anything you want to ask? Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have powers, like Elsa does. If you could have any power, what would you choose? →  Flying. Oh, that would be amazing! Can you imagine soaring through the sky free as a bird? It would have made following Elsa up that mountain a lot easier. →   Shapeshifting. player Shapeshifting. Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer! But I shouldn't choose. It's your power. What would you turn into? →  A bird. That's really smart! You can shapeshift, AND you get the power of flight at the same time! →  A reindeer. Now that would be fun! You could gallop across the snowy meadows with the other reindeer and you wouldn't even need boots! →  A squirrel. Yes! You could climb any tree you want and never tear your clothes or scrape your knees! →  Ice powers. Having observed ice powers up close, I can say they're pretty amazing.

• Let's talk food!

Let's talk food!

player Let's talk food! Player! You have to tell me -- what's your favorite food? →  Pizza. Pizza? What's that? Because it sounds delicious. Maybe Remy could make me a pizza so I can try it. →  Fresh bread. Mmmm. Fresh bread, right from the bakers. Good choice! →  Chocolate. Mmmm! Good choice! I LOVE chocolate. Ooh, but what I'm really hungry for right now is krumkake! It's a waffle cookie shaped like a cone. And you can put anything inside of it! Fruit, ice cream, chocolate -- change the filling and it becomes a completely new dessert!

Elsa

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? You spend a lot of time talking to people, don't you? I still find that difficult sometimes. →   It's easy. player It's easy. That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you? →  Trust. Hmmm. That makes sense. I usually trust the person I'm talking to, so I shouldn't worry that they'll be upset if I say the wrong thing. Thank you, Player. That helps. →  Indifference. I guess it is easier to talk if you don't care about the people you're talking to. Fortunately, I am seldom in that position. →   Just say what you feel. player Just say what you feel. Well, I am getting better at understanding what I feel. I suppose that's a good step. →  It is. Thank you, Player. That helps. →  If they don't like what you say, that's their problem. I don't think that's a very responsible approach. →  Just start. Well, that's what Anna and Olaf do. They just start talking. It's almost like they jump off a cliff into words. It's kind of impressive and...really brave.

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Player. What do you think of Kristoff? →  He's a stand-up guy. I'm glad you think so. I value your opinion. He seems to make Anna happy. So I like him. →  He's a bit of a fixer-upper. You think so? I guess he's a bit rough around the edges. But he seems to make Anna happy. So I like him. →  He smells like reindeer. He does. I suppose that's something of a drawback. But he seems to make Anna happy. So I like him.

• Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?

Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?

player Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design? What do you mean? player You've made so many beautiful dresses! →  I love the shimmery blue dress you made. Ha! I enjoyed that one. It was important to me to wear something new. Though thinking back on what I did back then is embarrassing. →  I like the white dress with the diamond pattern. Thank you. I was very proud of that one. →  The dresses you wear around Arendelle are so pretty. Oh, I don't make those. Those are normal dresses. Other people sew them. I do commission them, though. I enjoy thinking about the cut and shape of clothing, what it means and how it makes people feel. When I was young, I used it to control myself. My gloves. →  I'm glad you got rid of those. I am too. They felt necessary at the time, but they were painful to wear. It's good to feel the breeze on my fingertips. →  You wore those to keep Anna safe. I did. I felt so guilty for so long. But I was a child. It's silly to blame a child for an accident. →  Now you're older. I am. And I know how to trust myself.

• Tell me about your powers.

Tell me about your powers.

player Tell me about your powers. Ice and snow. They come in so many shapes and textures. Hard ice. Soft flurries. Frost. Blizzards. They're all distinct. They feel different when I control them. →  What does ice feel like? Ice is sharp and clear. It's very hard... it never bends, but it can curve. I enjoy working with ice. It's precise. →  What does snow feel like? Snow is light and airy. It's made up of so many little flakes. That can make it harder to control. I'm keeping track of many parts. →  Does it feel different to create life? Yes. It's strange... it's like there's this warmth within the ice. But it's not normal warmth. It's cold warmth. And it's aware. You can probably tell... it's hard to describe.

• You know a lot about magic.

You know a lot about magic.

player You know a lot about magic. I've learned a lot about my powers in the last year. And about the Spirits of Nature. Would you like me to tell you about any of them? →  Water. The Water Spirit is also called the Water Nokk. It takes the form of a horse and has the power of the ocean. The Nokk guards the Enchanted Forest fiercely and won't respect you unless you prove yourself worthy. →  Fire. The Fire Spirit appears as a tiny salamander who leaves a trail of fire as it runs. We call it Bruni. Its flames can be frightening, but it only makes them in times of unrest of strife. Bruni likes it when I make snowflakes that it can eat. →  Earth. The Earth Giants can be dangerous if you disturb them. They sleep most of the time, so you might mistake them for hills or mountains. But if they wake, they stomp and throw boulders. So... it's best not to wake them. →  Wind. The Wind Spirit can be a playful, gentle breeze, or a swirling vortex. Olaf named it Gale. My mother knew Gale when she was a young girl. Gale helped her save my father. And Gale guided us at many points during our journey through the Enchanted Forest.

Kristoff

• Can I help you?

Can I help you?

player Can I help you? What do you think's the most romantic way to spend an evening with someone you love? →  Candlelit dinner. Huh? I thought that might be cliché, but maybe clichés are good sometimes? Especially when it comes to romance. Thanks, Player. You've given me a lot to think about. →  Playing charades. Really? I think that's fun, but I'm not sure I'd call it romantic. Let me know if you have any other ideas. →  Cuddling by a campfire in the snowy woods. Really? Because that sounds perfect to me! Thanks for the idea, Player!

• Do you need my advice on anything?

Do you need my advice on anything?

player Do you need my advice on anything? I'm hoping you can settle something for me... What would you think if someone told you they'd gotten engaged to someone they'd just met that day? →  Terrible idea. Exactly! The first day you meet someone, they're practically a stranger! Thanks. I was pretty sure I wasn't alone in thinking that. →   True love! player True love! What?! You can't really get to know someone in just one day. What if he's secretly plotting to steal your kingdom? What if you hate the way he picks his nose? →  That's a good point. It is a good point! Thank you. →  Doesn't matter. True love. No. I'm sorry. You can't just say "true love" like it answers all the questions! →  Ew. All men do it. Sorry.

• Is everything okay?

Is everything okay?

player Is everything okay? Is talking about feelings as hard for you as it is for me? Why is that? →  Because they're important. I guess that makes sense. You don't want to mess up something that important. And it's easy to get confused about feelings. →  Because they're scary. Wait -- why would feelings be scary? They can't bite you, like wolves. You can't fall off the side of a feeling and die. They just sit inside of you, always there, haunting your every waking moment and changing everything. ... Yep. You're right. Feelings can be terrifying. →  Because they're weird. You're right, feelings ARE weird. Things were so much simpler when it was just me, Sven and the trolls! Simpler... but not as amazing. So I guess feelings are worth it. How do YOU talk about feelings, Player? →  Be honest. I'm always honest. It's just sometimes the words I use don't end up saying what I really mean. Like one time I called Anna crazy for getting engaged to a man she just met. That wasn't the right word at all. I should have said "impetuous," or "eager," or "passionate"! Because Anna is all those things, and I love that about her. →  Be sensitive. Yeah, being sensitive isn't really something I learned while climbing mountains and harvesting ice. But ever since I met Anna, I've been trying my best. →  Just ignore your feelings. Does that work? I don't know if that's a good idea.

• Need any help?

Need any help?

player Need any help? Hey, Player. You know Goofy, right? →  Yeah! We're friends. [continue to next line] →  I know him. [continue to next line] →   Who? player Who? You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow? player Of course I know Goofy. I'm just joking around. Why do you ask? He seems like a nice guy. I'd like to get to know him better. It'd be great to make some more friends around the Village. Does he have any hobbies I could talk to him about? player Hmmm. Goofy likes... →  ...fishing. Fishing, huh? I can work with that. →  ...talking to people. Oh... I'm not generally a big talker, but I am a good listener. Maybe that'll work. Thanks, Player.

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Player, some people think it's weird that I spend so much time in the woods. Do you? →  Not at all. Good to know. →  Yeah, a bit. Oh, Hmm... →  It's okay to be weird. Thanks... I guess everyone's weird in their own way, right? The forest is just what I'm used to. It's simple there. Just me and Sven. The trees. The birds. A guy can really think, ya know? →  That sounds nice. It is. It's always worked for me. →  It's where you grew up, right? Yeah. The forest and Troll Valley. Guess that's why I feel at home there. →  Just don't stay alone for too long. I promise I won't. Don't want to lose touch with everyone I care about. And besides, there aren't a lot of carrots in the forest for Sven.

• Something wrong?

Something wrong?

player Something wrong? Player, you've seen those odd-looking, sharp plants, right? I think they're called Night Thorns. →  Believe me, I've seen them. It seems like they're everywhere. →  They're kinda hard to miss. It seems like they're everywhere. →  I have to deal with them constantly. Sorry. That doesn't sound like fun. The trolls believe that everything in nature has a purpose. Do you think we could make something useful out of them? →  That would be dangerous. They're magic. Oh, wow. It is not smart to mess with magic. →  Like what? Oh, I don't know... tea? Thorny wreaths? Actually... →  Maybe if we purified them... That sounds like magic. Which I try not to mess with. I'll just leave dealing with the Night Thorns to the magic professionals. Mainly you.

• What are you thinking right now?

What are you thinking right now?

player What are you thinking right now? Reindeer are better than people. Agree or disagree? →  Yeah. People suck. Well, that's kind of harsh. I mean a lot of people aren't great. But most of them are okay. And a few are even incredible. →  People smell better. Okay, you've got me there. A definite advantage. →  I like both equally. Me too! Well, most people. ... But ALL reindeer!

• What are you up to today?

What are you up to today?

player What are you up to today? So, I was thinking of climbing an icy mountain today. →  That sounds fun. It is fun. And I like the feeling of accomplishment when I get to the top of a tall mountain. I can't wait to look down and see the whole Valley in one glance. →  That sounds dangerous. It can be, but I've been climbing mountains my whole life. →  Why? Why does anyone climb a mountain? To get to the top. I can't wait to look down and see the whole Valley in one glance. →  That sounds beautiful. I'm sure it will be. Sights like that really make you understand your place in the world. →  I bet you'll enjoy that. I will. I bet it's gonna be incredible. →  Don't slip! Don't worry. I'm an expert. I'll be fine.

• You look upset.

You look upset.

player You look upset. Ugh. Working in the rain is definitely not my favorite thing. →  Tell me about it. You get wet, which means you're cold. And rain turns everything muddy. And if it gets colder, your wet gear freezes! Which is dangerous because frozen gear is hard to use and breaks easily... Did I mention I don't like working in the rain? →  Isn't snow worse than rain? No. Snow is much better than rain. Snow you can just shake off. Snow just makes things cold. And I like the cold... When it's dry. →  Except for working in sleet. You're right. Sleet is definitely worse than rain.

• You seem confused.

You seem confused.

player You seem confused. Player. Do you think the magic here is strange? →  Very strange. Yes! Thank you! →  I think it's more magical. Right... because it's magic. But the magical stuff I've seen here is definitely strange. →  I'm starting to think of it as normal. Really? Huh. Because the magical stuff I've seen here is definitely strange. This isn't the kind of magic I'm used to. Some things here just don't make sense to me. →  Yeah. Me neither. Phew! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. →  Is it different from the trolls' magic? Totally different! They're love experts and never confuse things or make you lose your memory. →  Is it like Elsa's magic? No. Elsa's magic is ice and snow. Pretty useful stuff, actually, speaking as an ice expert.

Tangled

Mother Gothel

• Anything you need?

Anything you need?

player Anything you need? Player, you have my attention. Shall I give you some motherly advice? →  Okay! Oh, it's so nice to have someone appreciate my kindness! Unlike some ungrateful children who will remain unnamed. →  You're not my mother. True, but I give very good advice. →   Your advice is kind of toxic. player Your advice is kind of toxic. Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player! I come to you offering nothing but support, and you insult me. player sigh* Fine. Give me some advice. What would you like advice about, dear? →  Life. Well, life is a race, Player. If you're not winning, you're losing. And most people are forever losing. You must make sure you win -- always. →  Romance. Oh my advice about romance is simple... Don't. It's never worth it. You can only depend on yourself. →  Reasons I shouldn't leave my tower. I see. Now you're the one teasing me. I'll remember that.

• Do you never tire of looking at yourself?

Do you never tire of looking at yourself?

player Do you never tire of looking at yourself? Ahh, I never tire of looking at my cheekbones. High cheekbones are universally attractive, and mine are particularly fine. Good bone structure is the foundation of beauty. →  That's kind of creepy. Only for those who don't share it, dear. →  I imagine you like that because it doesn't fade with age. Very insightful. Now be a dear and never speak to me of age again. →  Beauty comes from the inside. People say that, but they never mean it.

• Something bothering you?

Something bothering you?

player Something bothering you? Have you seen that absurd stall in the Meadow? Run by... who is it... Doofy? The selection is so paltry. →  What do you mean? The wares are nothing but bland, common items. →  I like Goofy's Stall. And I'm sure it's fine if you need something common, such as apples. →  Excuse me. His name is Goofy. Whoever he is, he has an inexcusably sparse stock. It's completely useless if you're in need of more... unique... ingredients. →  Like what? Well, as a purely theoretical example... A youth serum. Or parsnips. →  Are you gonna brew evil potions? Evil potions? Never. Perish the thought. And don't ever confuse me with Ursula again. →  You could talk to Goofy about it. I've spoken to that... individual. I fear that whatever changes he attempts to make will be less than inspiring.

• What's wrong?

What's wrong?

player What's wrong? Player, I'm feeling a bit run-down. Unappreciated. Alone. Say something to make me feel better. →  Your hair is so dark and glossy. I've often thought it's one of my best features. →  Your dress sense is on point. It is, isn't it? This is velvet, you know. →  You're capable and cunning. Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more. →  You're absolutely ruthless. I'll assume you meant that as a compliment. Ahh, I feel much better now. Thank you, dear. →  You're a strong, independent woman. I am, aren't I? Ahh, I feel much better now. Thank you, dear. →  Your skin has very few wrinkles! Correction, dear -- my skin has NO wrinkles. Clearly, your eyesight leaves something to be desired.

• You look like you have a question.

You look like you have a question.

player You look like you have a question. Tell me, what do you think magic is, Player? →  Power. Oh, you couldn't be more wrong →  Cheap trickery. Ha! That skepticism will serve you well. But you're wrong. →  I'm not sure. Well, at least you're willing to admit your ignorance. Magic is simply an advantage. A tool to be utilized to meet one's goals. →  That's very cynical. Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical. →  That's very practical. Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical. →  I believe there's more to magic than that. And people will use that belief to take advantage of you.

• You look worried.

You look worried.

player You look worried. Player! Did I see a gray hair in my reflection? Look at my hair. Is any of it gray?! →   No gray hairs. Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know. →  You look great! That's kind of you to say. Of course it's true, but it's still sweet of you to say it. →  How old are you? Didn't anyone ever teach you that it's impolite to ask a woman's age? And I know you'd never be impolite to me. Isn't that right, dear? →  I see a wrinkle. AHHHH! NO! MY BEAUTIFUL SKIN! →   I see one gray hair. Grrr... I must find Rapunzel quickly. If only she cared about her poor, dear mother. →  You're such a good mother. I am, aren't I? Why ever would Rapunzel run away? She's terribly ungrateful. →  You only want her hair. What a horrid thing to say! I love my daughter. It's the cruelty of the world that wants to take advantage of her gift. →   Lots of gray hairs! No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered! →  You look fine. Do I? Well. Perhaps for now. But this is just the start. After the gray comes the wrinkles. I will NOT lose my youthfulness! →  There's nothing wrong with getting old. Ha! You're almost as deluded as my daughter. When you're old, the world discards you. You become... irrelevant. I WILL stay young, no matter the cost! →  Yep. So cruel. When YOU are old, I hope YOU have an unfeeling reprobate who taunts you with it.

• You seem to have a lot on your mind.

You seem to have a lot on your mind.

player You seem to have a lot on your mind. Player, good. Let's talk through a purely hypothetical situation. If you were, say, tracking your wayward daughter through the forest... How would you convince her to come home? →  Ask her nicely. Yes, I'll just ask her politely to stop acting out and sit in her tower like a good girl. You've obviously never met a teenager. →  Trick her. Well, of course that's my instinct as well. I'm glad you agree, Player. →  Let her go. Never! Rapunzel belongs with me, and NOTHING will ever change that.

Mickey & Friends

Donald Duck

• Hello, Donald!

Hello, Donald!

player Hello, Donald! Hiya, Player! Say, who do you think's the best entertainer? Mickey or me? →  Mickey. Aw phooey! Everybody always picks Mickey. →  You. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Thanks, Player! →  Me, of course. Drat! I didn't see that coming.

• How do you like your neighbors?

How do you like your neighbors?

player How do you like your neighbors? Oh boy. My Uncle Scrooge is already here in the Village. →   You don't sound thrilled. You don't sound thrilled. Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things. But he's my family, and you know what that means. →  You have to stick together. Yep! He's always there for me when I need him. And I'll always be there for him. →  Friends are more important. It's not a competition. My friends AND my family are both important to me. →  No, I don't. Well, family's important to me. They're not always perfect, but we always stick together. →  He's been very helpful. That's great. But I'd be surprised if he helped you do anything for free. →  He's kind of greedy. I'm not sure about that. But he does love his money. He even has a special display case for the first dime he earned!

• How is your day going?

How is your day going?

player How is your day going? sigh* Why do bad things always happen to me? →   Because of your attitude! player Because of your attitude! WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?! →  Face it, you're grumpy! Only when I have a reason to be! If everything's going the way I like it, I'm perfectly pleasant. →  Suuuuurrre you don't. Sarcasm, huh? Well, I only get mad when I have a reason! If everything's going the way I like it, I'm perfectly pleasant. →  I'm sorry, Donald. That's okay. I know I can be grumpy sometimes. But only when things aren't going my way! →   Look at all the good things around you! player Look at all the good things around you! Such as... →  Your friends! Aw, you're right. My friends are pretty stupendous! →  The Village! Aw, you're right. It's great having all my friends in one place... even Goofy. Heh-heh-heh. →  Me! You're right! I AM glad to have a friend like you! →   What happened this time? player What happened this time? I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms... Knocked the bait in the water, and scared away all the fish! A whole day of fishing, and I've got nothing to show for it. →  I'm sorry, Donald. Thanks, Player. At least someone cares. →  Maybe bad things DO always happen to you! That's what I've been saying! At least someone agrees with me. →  HA! I wish I saw that. I guess it was pretty funny. Ha-ha-ha!

• Why do you look so upset?

Why do you look so upset?

player Why do you look so upset? Hey! Player! Who do you think you are? I just heard you call me a blockhead! →   I didn't say that! player I didn't say that! You didn't? I could've sworn I heard you say that. →  I didn't. Well... okay. I'm sorry. Guess I made a mistake. →  You misheard. Hmm... maybe. But I'm gonna keep my eye on you. →  I called you a nincompoop. WHY YOU...!!! →   Donald, calm down. Don't be a hothead. I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!! First you call me a blockhead, and then you say I'm a hothead?!?! →  I didn't call you anything! Even if you didn't the first time, you just called me a hothead! ~!^$#%@!&?#! →  You are clearly angry. I AM PERFECTLY CALM!!!!!!!!! →  What a blockhead. WHAT?!!! Why I oughta... →  You are a blockhead. Oh, that's the last straw!!! WHAT?!!! Why I oughta...

• You look agitated.

You look agitated.

player You look agitated. My friends always say I have a bit of a temper, but I don't know what they're talking about. What do YOU do when you're really mad? Not that I'm asking for any particular reason... →   I meditate to try to calm down. player I meditate to try to calm down. Meditate? How do you do that? →  Close your eyes and breathe deeply... in... out... ... ... ... zzzzzzzzzzz... →  Stand on your head and spin for three minutes. Oh, I knew that! →  I just listen to music and zone out. I'll try that! →  I punch a pillow. That sounds pretty useful. I'm gonna write that down. But NOT because I'll ever need to do it! →  I yell and flail around. So do I! Wait, are you making fun of me?!

Goofy

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Gawrsh, we never had Night Thorns before the Forgetting. Why do you think they showed up? →  They're just weeds. You think? Well at least we can get rid of 'em like weeds! Cut 'em down, dig 'em up, and make the Valley safer for nicer plants. →  I think they're attracted to negative emotions. Hmm... that's an interesting idea. I know I'm unhappy when Thorns are around. But am I unhappy 'cause of the Thorns? Or are there Thorns 'cause I'm unhappy? Gawrsh, that's a pickle of a question. →  They're probably a metaphor. A metaphor? You don't say. And all along I thought they were more like a simile.

• Do you have time to talk?

Do you have time to talk?

player Do you have time to talk? Gawrsh, Player, you've got a sort of curious look on your face. Do you have a question for me? →  How do you stay so cheerful all the time? Well, I'm not always cheerful, but I sure try to be. If I'm feelin' down, I try to think about a real good memory of spending time with my friends. That's sure to put a big smile on my face! →  Why did you open a Stall? I sorta just stumbled into it! I was walking down the street with some apples and ran into Uncle Scrooge. He asked how much they were, but I said he could just have one! He said I shouldn't be giving' away somethin' for nothing. So, I asked him what I should do instead. Then, before I knew it, I'd opened this Stall! →  What's your favorite kind of sandwich? Aw, that's easy. Every sandwich! Today, I'm really lookin' forward to the pickle and peanut butter on rye one I made last night.

• Tell me about your plans for the weekend.

Tell me about your plans for the weekend.

player Tell me about your plans for the weekend. Say, Player, have you ever gone camping before? It's one of my favorite things to do. →   Absolutely. I love camping! player Absolutely. I love camping! Gawrsh, that's great! What do you like doin' best when you're camping? →  Fishing, of course. Well, whaddaya know, I love fishing, too! →  Going swimming! Yeah, swimming's usually the first thing I do once I get to the campsite. →  Cooking by the fire. Mmm-mmm! Nothin' beats a good cookout. Especially the marshmallows. A-hyuck! →   Never. Is it fun? player Never. Is it fun? Gawrsh, it's just about the most fun you can have! →  Well, I hope you have fun! Thanks! If ya ever want to try it, I'd love for you to join me. →  I don't think I'd like that... Well, you're always welcome to join me if you change your mind! →  Camping? Like sleeping outside? Ew. Well, if you ever change your mind, come find me. See ya around, Player!

• What can you tell me about yourself?

What can you tell me about yourself?

player What can you tell me about yourself? You know, the Goof family has a long and distinguished history. →  Neat! You bet it is! →  Really? For really really! →  I don't believe you. Aw, I'm not kiddin'. If you like, I could tell you about my Uncle M. Angelo Goof, Cousin Wernher von Goof, or Aunt Goophelia! →  M. Angelo Goof? Uncle M. Angelo Goof's an artist! He's into post cubical expressionism and la-de-dadaism. I don't always understand his paintings, but they sure are interesting to look at! →  Wernher von Goof? My cousin Wernher's a certified genius! Yep, he's a real smart fella. You can tell 'cause he has that poofy white hair geniuses have. A-hyuck! →  Aunt Goophelia? Dear old Aunt Goophelia... She brings her kitchen with her whenever she visits. Ooh, and you should taste her Torpedo Chicken. It's guaranteed to sink the strongest stomach.

• What's it like to have a Stall here?

What's it like to have a Stall here?

player What's it like to have a Stall here? It's real inspiring to run a Stall in the same town as Donald's Uncle Scrooge. He's a savvy customer, and an even savvier businessman! →  Yeah, he's awesome! Yep, I hope someday I'm as good at business as he is. He's taught me a lot about how to run a Stall. →  I don't like how miserly he is. Gawrsh, I think he's just real proud of all the hard work he's done. And he's taught me a lot about how to run a Stall. →  I don't know him very well. Then you can take my word for it! Scrooge has taught me a lot about how to run a Stall. He's even got a motto. Let me see if I can remember it. He says you gotta be smarter than the... →  ...dummies Nah. I don't think that's it. →   ...smarties. And you gotta be tougher than the... →   ...toughies. And you gotta make your money... →  ...triangle. Nah. I don't think that's it. →  ...circular. Nah. I don't think that's it. →  ...square. That's it! That's what Uncle Scrooge always says. Nice remembering, pal! →  ...hedgehogs. Nah. I don't think that's it. →  ...softies. Nah. I don't think that's it. →  ...robots. Nah. I don't think that's it.

• You look bored.

You look bored.

player You look bored. Gawrsh, Player, you sure do a lot of work around the Village. I'd love to help out more. Is there anything I can do? →   Cooking? Aw, I'm a great cook! Folks especially love my meatballs and how I serve 'em. I whack 'em towards ya with a ping-pong paddle so you can catch 'em in a bowl! Pretty fun, huh? player ... Maybe you can do something else. [reprompt] →   Building things? I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties. Though I oughta tell you: There've been a few accidents on some of the jobs I've worked. player How many? Five hundred and thirty six. What're the odds, right? player ... Maybe you can do something else. [reprompt] →   Cleaning? Sure, I'm real good at cleaning. Oh, except for the time the vacuum escaped and got the cat. And the time I accidentally set the windows on fire by exploding a broom. player ... Maybe you can do something else. [reprompt] →   Fishing? Oh, I go fishing all the time! And I catch lots of fish, too. I've even got a signature cast I can show ya. And you won't fall in more than nine times out of ten. player ... Maybe you can do something else. [reprompt] →  You know, never mind. Are you sure? Well, let me know if you think of something I could help with.

Mickey Mouse

• Can I ask you something...

Can I ask you something...

player Can I ask you something... You can ask me anything. We're friends! →  How are you so happy all the time? Actually, I'm not. I get mad and sad like everybody else. But I always try to find the good in every day and everybody. →  Have you ever gotten into trouble? Uh, sure... Actually, I mess up a lot. But I always try to learn somethin' when I do. →  Who is your favorite friend? Gosh, that's a tough one. I love all my pals. Goofy makes me laugh, Donald's always there for me when I need him, and you're so easy to talk to. And, of course, Minnie's the best sweetheart a fella could ask for.

• Do you have a question?

Do you have a question?

player Do you have a question? Do you believe in magic, Player? →  Yes. Me too! I've seen all sorts of magical things around here. You should see Merlin when he's packing for a trip. He can fit his whole house into just one suitcase! →   No. Gosh, I didn't expect you to say that. Well, if that's the case, what do you think it is that Merlin does? →  Elaborate lighting tricks. If that's true, those are some really impressive light tricks! →  Swamp gas. Huh? I didn't know swamp gas could do all that. →  I'm kidding... I do believe in magic. Me too! I've seen all sorts of magical things around here. You should see Merlin when he's packing for a trip. He can fit his whole house into just one suitcase! →  I literally know a wizard, Mickey. Heh. Guess that was sort of a silly question. I love watchin' him do magic. You should see Merlin when he's packing for a trip. He can fit his whole house into just one suitcase!

• How are you, Mickey?

How are you, Mickey?

player How are you, Mickey? Hiya, pal! How are you today? →  Happy as usual! Hot dog! Then I'm happy YOU'RE happy! Ha-ha! →   I'm a little angry. Gosh. Well, talking about it might help. →  I have a lot of work to do. That can be pretty overwhelming, huh? Well, I believe in you. Let me know if I can help. →  I'm in a fight with my friend. Hmm. That must be pretty tough. Well, know that you'll always have my friendship. →  Just one of those days. I get it. Well, stick with me, and maybe we can turn a bad day into a good one! →   I'm sad. Oh no! What's got you so blue? →  Just one of those days. I understand. Well, if you stick around, maybe we can help you turn the day around. →  I lost someone. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll be here for you if you need me, pal. →  I feel unproductive. Well, then let's get to work! Ha-ha! You've always got friends here who need help.

• Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?

Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?

player Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you? You think so? Gosh, I just like getting to do fun stuff and make friends. →  What's your favorite part of being famous? Aw, it's not about bein' famous. I'm just super lucky that I get to do stuff I love and that makes folks happy. There's nothin' like putting a smile on somebody's face. →  Do you like all the travel you get to do? You betcha! I love gettin' to visit new places and see new things. And I love visiting all the friends I've made when I go back to the places I've been before. →  Can I have your autograph? Gosh, it would be my honor, Player!

• Tell me about your past.

Tell me about your past.

player Tell me about your past. You know, as an actor, I've gotten to do all sorts of fun jobs. If you're curious about any of 'em, I'd be happy to tell you. →   Steamboat operator. That was the first job anybody got to see me do! And Minnie, too! I had a great time whistling and driving that steamboat down the river. →  Sounds fun! TODOResponsetoAnswerSteamboatSoundsFun →  Sounds boring. TODOResponsetoAnswerSteamboatSoundsBoring →  Sounds muggy. Well yeah, it was a steamboat! Ha-ha! →   Sorcerer's apprentice. Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked. But it got really fun after I made that big mistake... →  What mistake? Well, I tried to do some magic. And it kinda got out of hand. →  Did it involve brooms? Yep, LOTS and LOTS of brooms. Ha-ha! →  Musketeer. Aw, that was a blast! Goofy, Donald and I got to battle with swords and race across the countryside. It was awesome!

• What do you think of my work?

What do you think of my work?

player What do you think of my work? Gosh, Player, you sure are doing a swell job fixing up the Village. I know it's a lot of work! Are you gettin' tired? →  I'm raring to go! Awesome! Be sure to let me know how I can help. →  Maybe a little. Well, be sure to take a break if you need it. You can't forget to take care of yourself. →  I'm exhausted. Oh no! You gotta pace yourself, Player. Maybe you should take a nap. After all, you can't forget to take care of yourself.

• What do you think of the Village?

What do you think of the Village?

player What do you think of the Village? The Village looks amazing! You're doin' a great job, Player. →  Thanks, Mickey! You bet! Keep up the good work! →  I couldn't have done it by myself! Gosh, that means a lot comin' from you. →  I know! Heh-heh. Guess you're pretty confident, too.

• You seem preoccupied.

You seem preoccupied.

player You seem preoccupied. Say, Player, do you have any friends who have a short temper? →   A few. Gosh, I think everybody knows somebody with a short fuse. Like my friend Donald Duck. When he thinks something's not fair or somebody's being treated badly, he can get real mad real fast. What do you do when that happens? →  Empathize with them. You mean you let your friend know you understand why they're angry? Wow, that's real nice. I bet they appreciate that. →  Give them space. That's probably smart. I know Donald never stays mad for long. You sure are a great friend, Player. →  I'm not sure. Yeah, sometimes it's hard to know. With Donald, I've found that the best thing to do is just give him some space. Of course, if I can fix whatever he's mad about, that helps, too. →  No... All my friends are very calm. Then I guess you haven't met Donald Duck yet! Ha-ha! But don't worry. He's a great guy. I couldn't ask for a better friend. →   There is Donald Duck. That's just who I was thinking about. When he thinks something's not fair or somebody's being treated badly, he can get real mad real fast. What do you do when that happens? →  Empathize with them. You mean you let your friend know you understand why they're angry? Wow, that's real nice. I bet they appreciate that. →  Give them space. That's probably smart. I know Donald never stays mad for long. You sure are a great friend, Player. →  I'm not sure. Yeah, sometimes it's hard to know. With Donald, I've found that the best thing to do is just give him some space. Of course, if I can fix whatever he's mad about, that helps, too.

Minnie Mouse

• Do you have time to talk?

Do you have time to talk?

player Do you have time to talk? Did you need something, Player? player I was wondering... →  What hobbies do you have? I love to do all sorts of things! Garden, play tennis, ice skate. Oh, and I especially love to curl up with a good book. →  Do you like to travel? I really do! I just love exploring new places, and learning about their history and customs. And I especially love getting to make new friends! →  Is it hard to walk in heels all the time? I guess I'm just used to it. And I always make sure to have a wide heel so it's very comfortable and safe.

• Do you like living here?

Do you like living here?

player Do you like living here? I've been thinking of writing a song about the Valley. But I'm having trouble thinking of a good name for it. →  "Dreamlight Ditty." Oh, that's adorable! Thank you! →  "The Valley Twist." That would be a perfect name for a dance tune! →  "Let It Go." Hmm... Sounds familiar. Hee-hee!

• I love your style!

I love your style!

player I love your style! I love polka dots. They're one of my favorite patterns. What patterns do you like? →  Solid colors. Those are nice too. I quite like red and pink. →  Polka dots, too. How fun! We should wear matching outfits someday! →  Plaid. Ooh, I bet you make that work very well!

• So you and Mickey...

So you and Mickey...

player So you and Mickey... Isn't Mickey the sweetest? I'm so happy that we're together. →   Why do you like him? player Why do you like him? Well, he cares about everyone, and he's so optimistic. And he always makes me laugh. What do you look for in a partner? →  Humor. Me too! Mickey's so funny. It's one of my favorite things about him. →  Intelligence. That's very important! I love how clever Mickey is. He can find a smart solution to the stickiest problem. →  Money. Oh. That's never been very important to us, but I hope you find whatever makes you happy. →   You seem perfect for each other. player You seem perfect for each other. I think we are! But every relationship takes work. Mickey can be rather impulsive. And sometimes I can be a little stubborn. So, we do have the occasional argument. What do you do when you argue with someone you love? →  Try to win. I can understand the temptation to try and argue your point. But when Mickey and I disagree, we always try to look at it from the other's point of view. →  Try to understand. That's a very good idea. I know it can be difficult in the moment. But I think it's wonderful that you try! →  Cry. Oh, I can understand what you mean. Being upset with someone you love can hurt. I hope you always find a way through it. →  You look really similar. Hee-hee! I suppose we do. And it's such a coincidence that we have the same last name. Isn't that funny?

• You seem to like bows a lot.

You seem to like bows a lot.

player You seem to like bows a lot. I just love bows! They're my favorite accessory. And there are so many kinds... Butterfly bows. Button bows. Ribbon bows. →  I like big poofy bows. Those are such fun! My favorite big bow is made out of loops of pretty red ribbon. →  I like small elegant bows. Me too! My favorite small bows are a pair of little navy blue bows. I also have some gold ones I wear on my black shoes. →  I'm not a bow kind of person. Well, I'm sure you have your own particular style that's perfect for you!

• What do you think about the Village?

What do you think about the Village?

player What do you think about the Village? You know, Player, I'm actually glad we have some villains in the Village. →  Me too. [continue to next line] →  They're dangerous. [continue to next line] →  Villains are cool. Oh, I'm not sure I'd go that far. There's a reason they're called "villains"! Besides... I think it means we have the chance to show them the value of kindness. If they see how much good comes from helping others, maybe they'll change their perspectives. →  That would be great! Wouldn't it? Let's be sure to set good examples. →  Kindness? Sounds boring. Hmm... Well, I think if you tried it, you'd find it's very rewarding.

Scrooge McDuck

• Are you looking for something?

Are you looking for something?

player Are you looking for something? Player, have you seen my nephew Donald? →  I was just talking to him. Ah! Then he must be close by. Good. I need his help with something. →  I saw him a while ago. If you see him again, let him know I need his help with something. →  Who? You haven't met? Oh, I thought you had. He's a keen lad. Useful in a pinch. Partial to wearing his sailor's uniform. [Response to previous question] →  Could I help you instead? That's kind of you, but I need Donald for this. He knows just how I like the stock inventoried. And it's high time we did a little uncle-nephew bonding. →  What do you need? Oh, it's nothing urgent. Nothing Valley-shaking. I was just rather looking forward to some uncle-nephew bonding. →  Why Donald? Well, he knows just how I like the stock inventoried. And we have some catching up to do.

• The Village is perfect, don't you think?

The Village is perfect, don't you think?

player The Village is perfect, don't you think? You know what this Village needs? A money bin so I can go for a swim. →  We can't afford that. Not yet, perhaps. But a few savvy business decisions and a daring adventure or two, and you'll see. It's how I've made one fortune, and how I'll make another! →  You can't swim in money. Not with that attitude you can't! I've spent many a year perfecting diving and backstroking through gold. →  You could swim in the ocean. And get salt in my feathers?! Who do you think I am?! The world's second-richest duck?

• What's your success story?

What's your success story?

player What's your success story? I'm Scrooge McDuck! I made my fortune being tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties. →  How tough were the toughies? Oh, they were the toughest. Yukon miners and Beagle Boy bandits! But I out-hiked, out-swam, and out-explored them all! →  How smart were the smarties? Oh, they were the smartest. Cunning foxes and ruthless entrepreneurs. But I outfoxed the foxes and out-ruthed the ruthless. Is "out-ruthed" a word? Well, if it is, I did it! →  Never heard of you? No? Well then, can you show me to the rock you've been living under? I've made many a fortune exploring places remote and rarely traveled.

• You must have a lot of stories to tell.

You must have a lot of stories to tell.

player You must have a lot of stories to tell. Have I ever told you about any of my great adventures, Player? Searching a Scottish castle? Hunting for gold in the Klondike? →  What were you searching for in those castles? I was searching for a family treasure hidden in the McDuck family's ancestral castle in Scotland. The treasure had been lost for years, but I found it with an X-ray machine! There was also a meddling ghost, but Donald and I got the better of him! →  Did you find a lot of gold in the Klondike? That I did! I found a golden rock the size of a goose egg. It was the start of my fortune! I used it to buy land in Duckburg. And the rest, as they say, is history. →   Tell me something different. Aye, I'll tell you the story of how I earned my first dime! I was a young lad in Glasgow, earning my way shining shoes. My very first customer was a ditch digger with an inch of mud on his boots! I scrubbed with all the strength in my small body and left his boots spotless. But he paid me with an American dime, which was useless in Glasgow! The cheat! I vowed then to always be honest in my dealings and earn my money square.

• You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?

You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?

player You're a businessman, right, Scrooge? Aye. Specifically, I consider myself an adventure-capitalist. I made much of my fortune searching for treasure, and investing it wisely. Do you have some questions about money? I'd be happy to answer 'em for you. →  How did you get so rich? By being smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies! I'm not like some folks, born to riches. I was born to a poor family in Scotland and earned every dime I've got! →  Why do you care so much about money? Aye, that's a fair question. And I'll answer it true. I was born to a poor family in Scotland. I know what it means to not have what you need. So, I know the real value of money. →  How do I make as much money as you? Well, you have to work hard and be clever and stubborn, too. And it doesn't hurt to be lucky. But most importantly, you have to treat folks fairly. Not like some who got where they are by cheating, and taking advantage of folks. And the more money they have, the more they cheat. →  How do we stop them? Ooh, that's a hard question. Money's a powerful thing. You've got to have rules about how money can be spent, and how workers can be treated. But those that get rich by cheating will spend to keep cheating. So you've always gotta keep your eyes open. →  Why aren't you like that? Aye, well... I've done some things I'm not proud of. But I like to think I've learned my lesson. I suppose it's my family, and the good folks I've worked with. I wouldn't want to do anything to change how they see me. →  Cheating sounds fun. What?! Cheaters are nothing but no-good, spineless, rotten apples! Trust me: Nothing worthwhile ever comes from cheating.

Toy Story

Buzz Lightyear

• Got a question?

Got a question?

player Got a question? Player, are you up for a test on the most important qualities of a Space Ranger? →  Sounds fun. [continue to next line] →  I hope I don't flunk... [continue to next line] What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity? →  Bravery! To act boldly when necessary, regardless of fear! You're right -- bravery is essential. Though integrity is also extremely important. It helps you to be sure you're being brave fo the right reasons. →  Integrity! To be honest and principled. To live a life worthy of a Space Ranger. Integrity is essential. Though you also have to be brave so you can do the right thing even when it's hard. →  Aren't they the same thing? I don't believe so. Integrity is doing what's right. Bravery is acting, even when you're afraid. [reprompt] player Did I answer correctly...? It was a trick question, my friend. The truth is, you need both.

• Got a question?

Got a question?

player Got a question? Player, I could use your help resolving a disagreement. Which is more difficult? Riding a horse or piloting an interstellar starcraft? →  Piloting an interstellar starcraft. TODOResponsePilotingStarcraft →  Riding a horse. [continue to next line] →  They're both hard in their own ways. [continue to next line] I have to disagree. Riding a horse is not a complicated process at all. It's entirely straightforward. You only move in two dimensions! With a horse, you just pull the ropes and the horse does all the work. →  They're called reins. Well, whatever they're called, they're not as complex as the steering interface of an interstellar craft. [TODO verify] →  It's not easy to keep control of a horse. *sigh* I suppose that's true. Maybe I've underestimated the difficulty. Thanks for the perspective, Player. [TODO verify] →  Buzz, are you and Woody debating again? ... How did you know? [TODO verify]

• Is there an emergency?

Is there an emergency?

player Is there an emergency? Attention, Player! This is a Zurg invasion drill! →   A what? player A what? The evil Emperor Zurg is the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance. And by association, Dreamlight Valley! He's extremely dangerous, dresses exclusively in purple, and speaks with a very deep voice. →   You know Zurg's not real, right? player You know Zurg's not real, right? Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready. It's important to prepare for real threats, such as pets or over-enthusiastic younger siblings. →  Okay. Tell me about this invasion. [continue to next line] →  I don't think I need an invasion drill. That's what many think. Then an invasion of cranky toddlers happens, and they're completely unprepared. Don't be unprepared, Player. →  Right! Got it. And he's invading us? Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready. →   You know Zurg's not real, right? player You know Zurg's not real, right? Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready. It's important to prepare for real threats, such as pets or over-enthusiastic younger siblings. →  Okay. Tell me about this invasion. TODOResponsetoAnswerContinue →  I don't think I need an invasion drill. That's what many think. Then an invasion of cranky toddlers happens, and they're completely unprepared. Don't be unprepared, Player. →  An invasion? Give me details! [continue to next line] Emperor Zurg has sent three spacecraft to attack our Valley. They're armed with lasers and converging on the Castle. How will you respond? →  Ask Merlin to stop them with magic! Leveraging the Valley's unique advantage! A sound tactic. Zurg doesn't know about magic. He'll be completely flummoxed. →  Ask Mickey to distract them and steal their spaceships! Turning the enemy's tools against them! Good strategy! →  Invite them to a picnic! An... unconventional strategy. But it just might work. Well done, Player. You've passed the invasion drill with flying colors. If this had been a real invasion, the Valley would be safe.

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Going from Space Ranger to toy was a bit of an adjustment. But I've mostly got the hang of it now. →  You're a good toy. I try to bring the same dedication and professionalism to it as I would to being a Space Ranger. →   Look! An evil alien! player Look! An evil alien! WHERE? Get behind me, cadet! I'll shoot it with my laser! ... Nice try. There is no alien. But I won't be fooled like that again. →  You're too smart. Well, I am, after all, a highly trained space ranger... I mean, I'm a toy. A highly trained toy. →  It's Emperor Zurg! EMPEROR ZURG! Where?! That intergalactic villain! He'll answer for his crimes--! ... You got me again.

Above conversation tree (i.e. "Going from Space Ranger to toy...") can also be prompted from "Tell me about you".

• Tell me about you.

Tell me about you.

player Tell me about you. Player, I have some knowledge of intergalactic travel. But I wonder if I should learn more about traveling the seas so I can look out for dangers in the waters around the Valley. What do you know about ships of a more... nautical nature? player Hmm. Well, you'll need a boat like Moana's and... →  ...a sail. Harnessing the power of the wind? Right. But considering I'm a foot tall, I'm not sure I'd be able to steer properly if the winds get too powerful. →  ...some oars to row it. Row? With my arms? Considering I'm a foot tall, I'm not sure I could wield a big enough oar to move a boat like that. →  ...a motor. A gasoline-powered combustion engine? That's a bit old-fashioned, and considering I'm a foot tall, I'm not sure I could control it. I'll have to search for a toy-sized solution to this challenge.

Above conversation tree (i.e. "...I have some knowledge of intergalactic travel.") can also be prompted from "Something on your mind?".

• What are you doing?

What are you doing?

player What are you doing? Player, have you seen anything unusual in the Gamma Quadrant? →  All clear, sir! Good to hear. And I commend you for remembering our code word for the Meadow. Carry on. →  I saw something odd near there. Thanks, Space Ranger! I'll check it out. And I commend you for remembering our code word for the Meadow. →  You DO know we're not really in space... right? Shh! Player, Gamma Quadrant's our code word for the Meadow. Someone hasn't been studying the Star Command training handbook I wrote up.

• What's on the agenda for today?

What's on the agenda for today?

player What's on the agenda for today? Player, I was hoping we could run through a short training scenario together. I'll play a Space Ranger patrolling the sector for signs of villainy. You'll be one of the minions of the evil Emperor Zurg. →   Initiate training scenario. Initiating training scenario XR-452... Ahem... "Halt! There's a warrant out for your arrest in ten sectors!" →   "You'll never apprehend me, Lightyear! Take this! Pew pew!" "Deflector shields to maximum power!" →  "Lasers to maximum power PLUS TEN!" "Gah! Agh! Curse your state of the art laser technology!" End scenario. Excellent work, Player. I'll need to keep honing my skills to have a hope of defeating you. Let's do this again sometime. →  "Oh yeah? Well, I'll turn on my EXTRA SPECIAL deflector shields!" "Gah! Agh! Your lasers have rebounded on me just as I lowered my deflector shields." End scenario. Excellent work, Player. I'll need to keep honing my skills to have a hope of defeating you. Let's do this again sometime. →  I get on my horse and ride away. Wait just a nanosecond... Pause training scenario... Horses are more of a Sheriff Woody thing. They're well outside the parameters of this simulation. →   "Buzz...I am your best friend." "My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?" →   "You got me. Guess I'll just have to blast you with my laser!" "Deflector shields to maximum power!" →  "Lasers to maximum power PLUS TEN!" "Gah! Agh! Curse your state of the art laser technology!" End scenario. Excellent work, Player. I'll need to keep honing my skills to have a hope of defeating you. Let's do this again sometime. →  "Oh yeah? Well, I'll turn on my EXTRA SPECIAL deflector shields!" "Gah! Agh! Your lasers have rebounded on me just as I lowered my deflector shields." End scenario. Excellent work, Player. I'll need to keep honing my skills to have a hope of defeating you. Let's do this again sometime. →  I get on my horse and ride away. Wait just a nanosecond... Pause training scenario... Horses are more of a Sheriff Woody thing. They're well outside the parameters of this simulation. →   "Search your feelings. You know it to be true." player "Search your feelings. You know it to be true." "Can it be possible...?" →  "Ha! I tricked you into letting your deflector shields down! Eat laser beams!" "Gah! Agh! Your diabolical ruse got me to lower my deflector shields just long enough to fire your lasers on me." End scenario. Excellent work, Player. I'll need to keep honing my skills to have a hope of defeating you. Let's do this again sometime. →  "We've got a lot of catching up to do." Wait, wait... Pause training scenario... This whole simulation is so implausible that I question its utility for training purposes. Perhaps we can run it again once we do some retooling. →  Maybe some other time. Of course, Player.

• What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

player What's on your mind? Player, do you ever look up at the stars and wonder at their infinite possibility? →  Absolutely. That's good to hear. I'm glad you appreciate it too. →  Not really. Well, I encourage you to try it sometime. Beyond this planet, there are worlds we can't possibly imagine. →  Wow, Buzz. That's really deep. It is? Huh. I guess it is. Well, I stand by what I say. Beyond this planet, there are worlds we can't possibly imagine.

• What's up?

What's up?

player What's up? Player, would you like me to run you through a quick space-flight training scenario? →  Sure, sounds fun. Fun? Most definitely. But it's also serious business. →  This sounds dangerous. It's all strictly hypothetical. The skills you learn from training scenarios like this will help you if you ever have to pilot a real interstellar spacecraft. player Okay. Hit me with this scenario. You're piloting a small starfighter. The hyperdrive has been damaged. Zurg's minions are on your tail, firing positron torpedoes at you. What sort of maneuver do you use to get away from Zurg's minions? →  I slingshot my starfighter around the Sun. Yes! The gravitational force should be exactly what it takes to get you far away from Zurg's attack ships... ...and give you time to repair your hyperdrive. →  I turn around and face them head-on. That's bold. You might not be able to outrun them... ...but with a sudden offensive maneuver, you might just surprise them enough to gain the upper hand. →  I lead them right into an asteroid field. A small interstellar spacecraft might be able to weave between the asteroids... ...but Zurg's attack ships wouldn't stand a chance. Smart thinking, Player.

• What's up?

What's up?

player What's up? Player, which planet is your favorite? →  I'm pretty fond of Earth. That's understandable. After all, it is our home. And it's a beautiful one. →  Jupiter! It's big. Yes, it is an impressive planet in terms of size. And did you know that the red spot on its surface is a giant storm? Fascinating stuff. →   Neither of those... A different planet, then? →  I like Saturn. Pretty rings. Saturn's rings are quite impressive. Did you know they're made almost entirely of ice? Fascinating stuff. →  Mars. It's red. Red is cool. Well, did you know that Mars has red soil because of oxidation? Fascinating stuff. →   Some other planet... A different planet, then? →  Mercury. It's so tiny! Ah, yes, Mercury. It's the smallest and closest to the Sun in our solar system. Fascinating stuff. →  Neptune. It's so icy! Neptune? Well, that is one of the coldest places in the solar system. It wouldn't make much of a vacation spot, but it is fascinating. →   No... neither of those... We're running low on planets, Player. →  Venus. It's our closest neighbor. Venus, huh? That's the hottest planet in this whole system. Even if we had actual space suits, I don't think either of us would last long there. →  Uranus. It's got so many moons. Last time I counted, it had over twenty. It's always nice when something comes with a lot of accessories. →   Hm... Neither of those... I don't think there are any more planets in our solar system, Player. →  I maintain that Pluto is a planet and it's my favorite. As a Space Ranger, or at least a toy one, I must remain neutral on this contentious issue. →  My favorite planet is the Sun. Well, my friend, that's a bit outside the boundaries of my question, but I can't fault your selection. This solar system's Sun is certainly impressive. A yellow dwarf, if I'm not mistaken.

• You seem to have a lot of thoughts.

You seem to have a lot of thoughts.

player You seem to have a lot of thoughts. Player, I have a question... Have you ever realized something new about yourself? Or something new about the world around you? Something that completely changed how you saw things? →   Yes, I have. player Yes, I have. Interesting. And how did you handle that change? →  I got really upset. That's understandable. I certainly... Let's just say I'm not proud of how I handled a few things in my past. The less we speak of the Mrs. Nesbitt incident, the better. →  I asked for help. I did too. And I got help from a good friend. That made all the difference. It's a... long story. →  I don't remember. Hmm... A lot of people around here seem to have forgotten things. I hope it's just the Forgetting and not something even more sinister. →   No, I haven't. player No, I haven't. Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting. →  It is! Well, I'm happy for you, Player. You know, you remind me of Bonnie. She's never afraid to be herself. It's admirable. →  It's actually kind of boring. I guess having identity-shattering revelations does make life more interesting. Though I'm not sure it's the sort of interesting I want often.

Woody

• Do you have any questions?

Do you have any questions?

player Do you have any questions? Say, Player, I was tryin' to talk to that funny little fella, WALL-E, but he just kept sayin' the same few words and makin' sounds. Do ya know if he's a toy? →  He's a toy. I knew it! Seems like he could use somebody to show him the ropes around here. I'll spend some time with him. →  He's a robot. A non-toy robot, you mean? Well, I guess that explains why he's so comfortable moving around when everyone's looking. I know the rules are different here, but it still takes a little gettin' used to. →  He's a friend. Well, he sure looks like it. With those round black eyes and cute little beeps, he kinda reminds me of a toy race car I used to know.

• Do you like being a toy?

Do you like being a toy?

player Do you like being a toy? Y'know, kids are amazing. It's great to get to watch 'em grow up. What were you like as a kid? →  A good kid. TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodKid →  A brat. Oh, I don't know about that. Kids can be cranky or mischievous, but I think most kids are pretty good. →  I loved my toys. And I'm sure they loved you, too. There comes a time in every toy's life when their kid just doesn't need 'em anymore. And that's okay. It means the kid's growin' up. But how do you deal with it when they're ready to move on? →  You should move on too. Move on. Find the next kid. Keep being a toy. Yeah. That's what we're made for... You're right. It's important to keep goin'. Thanks. →  Let yourself mourn. TODOResponsetoAnswerMourn →  Feel your feelings. I suppose you're right. Sit with the feelings until you can accept things and eventually move on. Thanks, pal.

Above conversation (Y'know, kids are amazing...) can also prompt from "Do you have any questions?"

• Do you like living here?

Do you like living here?

player Do you like living here? It sure is strange being able to move when people are around. Usually we have to freeze when humans are in the vicinity. →  Why? It's toy rule number one. Break it, and you get adults talkin' about haunted dolls. Nobody wants that. →  Sounds inconvenient. Sure, it's inconvenient sometimes, but that's just how things works. →  [Freeze when he looks at you.] Hey. Why aren't you saying anything? ... Oh. Ha-ha. Very funny! Nice toy imitation.

• Got a question for me?

Got a question for me?

player Got a question for me? Say, Player, have ya ever been to a rodeo? →  Yes. They're fun, aren't they? →  No. Oh, you're missin' out! They're loads of fun. →  Why do you ask? I'm just thinkin' about how much fun rodeos can be. All that riding, and lassoing, and sheep wrangling... And then at the end, you've gotta save the whole rodeo from a giant pig named Dr. Porkchop. →  Cool. Yep, there's nothin' like a good old-fashioned rodeo. We ought to have one here in the Valley sometime. →  Wait, are you talking about real rodeos or pretend rodeos? Well, I'm a toy, so I've only been to pretend rodeos. But they can't be that different, can they? →  Um... giant pig? They don't have that tradition at real rodeos? It was very popular at the rodeos in Andy's room.

• So... What's it like being a toy?

So... What's it like being a toy?

player So... What's it like being a toy? Y'know, I've been a toy for a long time, Player. And I like to think I've learned a thing or two about it. Go ahead: Ask me anything about being a toy. →  What are the best games? Tricky question. The answer is: Whatever games your kid likes best. Some toys are built for specific games. Checkers. Teatime. But if you're a teatime doll and your kid likes superheroes? You've gotta be flexible. Find yourself a cape. →  How do you avoid people seeing you move? Whenever you see someone, you freeze. That's instinct. Even when Buzz thought he was a Space Ranger, he still froze around humans. But it's also important to freeze in the right spot. Where your kid last left you is best. But if you can't get there, get somewhere you can easily be found. →  How do you find the right kid? A lot of toys think there's only one right kid for them. I used to think like that, too. But not anymore. You take care of the kid you're with. That's what it means to be a toy.

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Player, I just want you to know... ...you're doin' a great job leading the folks of this Valley. We can tell you care. It really shows. →  Thanks, Woody! I'm just sayin' what everyone's thinkin', partner. →  I wish I could do more... Hey now, you're already doin' a lot. Take it from somebody who's had to coordinate a whole room of toys for Moving Day. You gotta make sure to look after yourself, too. →  Aww. I'm just doing my job. And you're modest, too! You're the real deal, partner.

• Something on your mind?

Something on your mind?

player Something on your mind? Hey Player -- be a pal and settle a little disagreement. player Which is harder: ridin' a horse or flyin' a spaceship? →  Riding a horse. Exactly. You get it! →  Flying a spaceship. What?! No, no, no! Spaceships are all just buttons and blinky lights. →  They're both hard in their own ways. Okay, fine. You MAY be right. But on a spaceship, all you've gotta do is push the right buttons. When you're ridin' a horse, you've gotta understand the horse, guide 'em, protect 'em. You really have to get to know your steed. They're your partner. →  Hm. Relationships ARE complicated... Couldn't have said it better myself. →  I guess it depends on the horse. Y'know, that's fair. And I'll bet it all depends on the spaceship too... Why don't we call it a draw? →  What about... a space-horse? A space-horse? Have they got those now? I'll have to ask Buzz. They must be sold separately.

• What are you up to?

What are you up to?

player What are you up to? Say, Player, I'm tryin' to get some playtime goin'. I'm thinkin' a bank robbery in an old desert town. What role do you think you'd be best at? →  Heroic ranger. Good choice. And if you're lookin' for somebody to play the sheriff to your deputy... ...well, nobody's better at that than me. →  Diabolical villain. So you like kidnapping folks and twirlin' your moustache, huh? That's great. Playtime's nothing without a good villain. →  Cactus. Huh. Okay. Setting the scene. Well, that's important.

• What are you up to?

What are you up to?

player What are you up to? Y'know, I've been thinkin' about it, and I've decided I'm gonna learn how to sew. →  It's a useful skill You bet. Especially if you're made of cloth. →  That's kind of like first aid for toys. Exactly. If I rip a seam, I can just patch it up myself. →  Can I help? Thanks, Player, but I think I'm gonna try to teach myself. There's gotta be a book in Merlin's library that can show me how to do it.

• What's on the agenda for today?

What's on the agenda for today?

player What's on the agenda for today? Hey, Player, I was thinkin' maybe you and I are overdue for some playtime. What do ya say? I'll be the sheriff and you be the bank robber hidin' out at the old stables. →   Sure. Let's play. Oh, oh, this is gonna be great! Ahem... '"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, partner! It's time to surrender."' →   "I ain't gonna turn myself over to some lily-livered coward like you!" player "I ain't gonna turn myself over to some lily-livered coward like you!" "Looks like what we got here is a good old-fashioned standoff."' Psst. Player. We need a big stunt. You got any ideas? →  A daring chase! "Where you goin'?! Get back here, you low-down, thievin' varmint!"' Great stuff, Player. That was really dramatic. We gotta do this again soon. →  A jump from the hayloft! "Whoa! You landed right on the back of a horse! Get back here, you thievin' varmint!"' Great stuff, Player. That was really dramatic. We gotta do this again soon. →  I get in my spaceship and fly away. Wait, wait, wait... Time out... Spaceships are really Buzz's territory. Maybe we should reschedule and invite him if we wanna include space stuff. →   "You got the wrong person! I'm innocent, I tell ya!" '"Innocent? Aw, that's what they all say."' →   "You got me. But I'll never surrender!" "Looks like what we got here is a good old-fashioned standoff."' Psst. Player. We need a big stunt. You got any ideas? →  A daring chase! "Where you goin'?! Get back here, you low-down, thievin' varmint!"' Great stuff, Player. That was really dramatic. We gotta do this again soon. →  A jump from the hayloft! "Whoa! You landed right on the back of a horse! Get back here, you thievin' varmint!"' Great stuff, Player. That was really dramatic. We gotta do this again soon. →  I get in my spaceship and fly away. Wait, wait, wait... Time out... Spaceships are really Buzz's territory. Maybe we should reschedule and invite him if we wanna include space stuff. →   "No really! I've been framed! I swear it! Honest!" player "No really! I've been framed! I swear it! Honest!" '"Well, if ya say you're honest, I reckon you must be."' →  "Ha! I tricked you into letting your guard down!" '"Gah! Ya got me!"' Great stuff, Player. That was really dramatic. We gotta do this again soon. →  "Make me your deputy, and I'll help you solve this crime." No, no, no, no... Time out! Now we've got two heroes and no villain. I think we'll have to postpone till we find somebody else to play the villain. Merlin or Goofy could be fun... →  Maybe some other time. Sure, Player. We'll just reschedule.

• What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

player What's on your mind? Hey, Player, do you need me to squeeze into any small spaces for you? Any nooks and crannies you want me to search? Or crawl spaces you need me to check out? →  Uh, not right now, but I'll let you know if I do. Sounds good. Just know that if you need help with anything like that, I'm the toy for the job. →  You don't need to constantly make yourself useful, you know. Aw, I know I don't need to. But I like bein' useful. Plus, I bet I could find all sorts of stuff hidden around this Village.

• You look confused.

You look confused.

player You look confused. Say, Player, is there a favorite toy around here? →  We'd need a kid to have a favorite toy. Oh, right! Heh-heh. Gotta say, it's a bit strange bein' part of a community that's not organized around kids. →  What does it mean to be a favorite toy? Well, when you're a kid's favorite toy, you have responsibilities. You've gotta take care of the other toys. Make sure they're safe. Keep things organized. And whatever you do, make sure no one gets lost!

• You seem to have a lot on your mind.

You seem to have a lot on your mind.

player You seem to have a lot on your mind. Every now and then, Buzz and I like to have a little debate. How 'bout givin' your opinion... Which toys are the most fun: cowboys or Space Rangers? →   Cowboys. Yes! That's what I always say! Now, tell me, which cowboy game's your favorite? Dinosaur Rodeo? Rescue the Sheep? Or Old West Town? →  Dinosaur Rodeo. TODOResponsetoAnswerDinoRodeo1 TODOResponsetoAnswerDinoRodeo2 →  Rescue the Sheep. I saved many a sheep from danger in my day. You would not believe the trouble they got into. Kidnapped by bandits. Tied to racetracks. Almost eaten by dinosaurs. And of course, the best part of savin' sheep is it makes Bo Peep happy. →  Old West Town. TODOResponsetoAnswerOldWestTown1 TODOResponsetoAnswerOldWestTown2 →  Space Rangers. What?! Seriously?! Who prefers Space Rangers? They're just... No. No. I'm past this. I'm not gonna get jealous. It's just... It's fine. I can accept that you prefer Space Rangers. Every kid has their favorite. →  Both are good. Well, obviously cowboys are good, and I guess Space Rangers are fine, but one of them as to be at least a little more fun. C'mon. [reprompt]