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The Sword in the Stone
Merlin
- Did you hate the Middle Ages?
Did you hate the Middle Ages?
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player
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Did you hate the Middle Ages?
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It's rather pleasant to be living in an era with so many modern conveniences.
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Magic is useful, but pales before the wonder of indoor plumbing.
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Tell me, PLAYER, what is your favorite invention?
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→ Airplanes.
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Magnificent machines! Ahh, to fly through the sky like a bird without all those itchy feathers.
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→ I agree with you... indoor plumbing.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPlumbing
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→ Cell phones.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPhones
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Do you have a question?
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player
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Do you have a question?
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Player, do you know the distinction between Dark and Light Magic?
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→ I do.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIDo
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→ I don't.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIDont
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TODO
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→ Light Magic.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLight
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→ Dark Magic.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDark
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→ Both.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBoth
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- Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
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player
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Do you have time to talk?
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I can tell by the look on your face that you have a question for me, Player. Well, what is it?
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→ Why do you wear a blue robe and pointy hat?
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Why, it's what I've always worn since I was a young lad. And I do suppose it helps people understand that I'm a wizard. / Part of being a wizard is managing people's expectations, you know. / That may even be the most important part.
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→ How do you do magic?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHowMagic
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→ How old are you?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHowOld
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- Have you ever time-traveled?
Let's do something fun!
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player
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Let's do something fun!
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Player... Now, I know you're not a wizard, but have you ever heard of a Wizards' Duel?
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→ Yes.
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Then you know how it works. / My last bout with Madam Mim... well, it... it was a bit of a grudge match, you might say. We needn't be so brutal.
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→ No.
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Well, it's a classic battle of wits, where each player takes turns changing into different things. / The goal is to defeat the other player's form!
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Since you can't change forms, we'll just say the names of what we WOULD change into. And let's stick to animals, shall we?
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Here, I'll start... I choose the form of a tortoise!
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→ Raccoon.
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A reasonable choice... A raccoon might be able to prey on a young tortoise. / But I assure you I am an old, venerable tortoise and quite immune to your raccoon attacks. / I win this duel.
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→ Rabbit.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRabbit
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→ Elephant.
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Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise.
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Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise.
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Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise.
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Then I shall become a mouse and terrify your elephant.
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→ Cat.
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Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse.
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Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse.
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Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse.
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Then I will make the classic response in turn and transform into a dog.
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→ Wolf.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWolf
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→ Human.
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Very clever! Humans are indeed animals. And they've domesticated almost every dog on the planet! / An astute response. I concede the game to you, Player. You win!
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→ Dragon.
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Ah! No creatures of legend! That is against the rules... I did tell you that part, didn't I? / Well either way, there is no rule-bound response to dragon, so our little contest is over.
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→ Dog.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDog
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→ Robot.
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A robot is not an animal. I win by default!
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- (Time for another philosophical question?)
You had a question?
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player
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You had a question?
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Tell me, Player... what do you think is the most important quality for being a good leader?
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→ Pulling a sword from a stone.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSword
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→ Taking care of people.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTakingCare
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→ Being awesome.
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Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"?
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Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"?
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Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"?
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→ To do good.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerToDoGood
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→ To feel awesome.
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You, my friend, have a lot to learn.
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WALL-E
WALL-E
- Got something to show me?
Got something to show me?
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player
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Got something to show me?
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Oh! Oh!
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player
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WALL-E's showing me something. It's a...
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→ Sandwich.
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That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?!
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That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?!
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player
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That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?!
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Uhh...
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→ A kind of food. Like what Remy makes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKindofFood
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→ Not really relevant to you.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotRelevant
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→ Delicious! Is this pastrami?
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Huh...?
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Huh...?
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Huh...?
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player
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Right... you wouldn't know what pastrami is. Don't worry about it.
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→ Light Bulb.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLightBulb
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→ Leaf.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLeaf
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How are you?
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WALL-E!
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→ I don't know what you're saying!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIDK
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→ I'm gonna guess what you're saying!
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*whistles*
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→ You want to be best friends!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBFFs
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→ You want to go swimming!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSwimming
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→ It was Belle in the library with a candlestick!
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Huh?!
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Huh?!
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Huh?!
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→ I got it!
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Whoopee!
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→ This could use more work at another time.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMoreWork
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→ I understand completely.
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TODOResponsetoAnswer3
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- Let's try to speak again!
Let's try to speak again!
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player
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Let's try to speak again!
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WALL-E! (TODO-verify)
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player
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Let's try one WALL-E for yes and two WALL-E's for no.
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→ Do you like the Village?
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WALL-E!
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WALL-E!
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WALL-E!
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player
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One WALL-E means "YES"! So, do you prefer...
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→ Fishing?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFishing
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→ Gardening?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGardening
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→ Meeting new people?
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Oh... WALL-E?
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Oh... WALL-E?
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Oh... WALL-E?
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→ I finally understand you!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFinallyUnderstand
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→ Thank you for playing along!
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Whoopee!
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→ Do you miss your world?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMissWorld
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→ Would you like to go on adventures with me?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAdventures
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You look happy today!
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player
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You look happy today!
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Da dada...da da da!
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player
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WALL-E's singing and doing a little dance! I should...
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→ Join him!
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Da da dada da...
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Da da dada da...
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Da da dada da...
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→ Da de-da-da!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDaDeDaDa
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→ Ba dum dum dum!
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Da de da do de-da dah doo-day!
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→ Nice moves, WALL-E!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNiceMoves
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→ Applaud!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerApplaud
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→ Just watch.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJustWatch
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- You want to tell me something?
You want to tell me something?
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player
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You want to tell me something?
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Yoo-hoo! WALL-E!
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player
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What's that, WALL-E? Oh, it's a toaster.
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Huh? ... Ooh! Ooh!
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player
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Yeah, those are the dials. You turn them to set how toasted you want your toast.
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player
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Wait. You probably don't know what toast is. Toast is bread that you cook and then eat.
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Uhh...
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player
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Bread is human food. It gives us energy.
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→ Like you get energy from the sun!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEnergyFromSun
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→ It's great with jam or peanut butter.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJamOrPB
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→ It's an essential part of any good sandwich.
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Whoa!
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Lilo & Stitch
Stitch
- How are you feeling today?
Something on your mind?
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player
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Something on your mind?
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Ooh! Ooh! Player, I have idea for cooking!
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You put food in stove to cook. Right?
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But if shoot food with LASERS, it cooks FASTER!
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→ That's an amazing idea.
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YES! Stitch go tell Remy!
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→ That's an extremely unsafe idea.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerUnsafeLaserCooking
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- Stitch, I was just thinking...
- What are you up to today?
What are you up to today?
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player
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What are you up to today?
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Stitch wants to surf but cannot swim.
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→ You could wear a life jacket?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLifeJacket
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→ You should surf with someone.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSurfWithSomeone
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→ Just be careful.
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Careful is hard, but I will try.
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- What did you want to do today?
- What do you like to do as a hobby?
What do you like to do as a hobby?
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player
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What do you like to do as a hobby?
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Player, want to learn fire spinning with me? Very fun.
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→ Yes.
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Good! Here's how...
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Good! Here's how...
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Good! Here's how...
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First: Find something and set it on fire.
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Then: Spin it!
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player
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On second thought, I'll leave it to the professionals.
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→ No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoFireSpinning
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→ That sounds dangerous.
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Yes. Dangerous... sometimes. / Want to learn?
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- What's on your mind, Stitch?
- What's your plan for today?
What's your plan for today?
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player
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What's your plan for today?
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Hello, Player! Stitch making new hula dance!
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What should dance be about?
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→ Flowers.
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Yeah! Stitch's family likes flowers. / Flowers are good for hula. Flowers mean family!
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→ Family.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFamily.
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Moana
Maui
Do you have a question?
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player
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Do you have a question?
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Player, I need to ask you something VERY important. It's to settle a little disagreement with Moana.
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If you had to name one thing you like MOST about me, what would it be?
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→ Your tattoos.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTattoos
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→ Your heroics.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeHeroics
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→ Your humbleness.
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Huh... Now that you mention it, I am INCREDIBLY humble for a demigod. I mean, NO ONE'S more humble than I am. / Thanks, Player!
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How are you today?
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player
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How are you today?
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I can tell what you're thinking. How does he have such great hair? It's kind of my thing.
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→ That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEXACTLYGreatHair
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→ That's NOT what I was thinking. At. All.
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Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos.
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Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos.
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Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos.
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→ Your hair's a bit flat today.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHairFlat
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→ You're too full of yourself.
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Hey, it's hard being this perfect all the time. Maybe that's my flaw... I'm too perfect.
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→ Just keep doing what you're doing!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKeepDoing
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I have a question...
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player
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I have a question...
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Saw you eyeing my magical fishook. Nice, isn't it?
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→ Answer1
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TODOResponsetoAnswerImpressive
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→ It's just a hook.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJustHook
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→ Answer3
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TODOResponsetoAnswer3
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- So I have a few questions.
So I have a few questions.
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player
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So I have a few questions.
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I know being face to face with a demigod is a lot. But you gotta relax! I'm just an ordinary guy who happens to be a demigod. Ask your questions.
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→ What's the biggest monster you've ever fought?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBiggestMonster
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→ Tell me about your tattoos.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTellTattoos
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→ How did you become a demigod?
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That is a sad and personal story. And I have a limit of only one sad personal story per year. / Moana used up this year's supply. Check in with me in a decade or so.
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- Tell me something about yourself...
Tell me something about yourself...
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player
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Tell me something about yourself...
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So one of the great things about being a shapeshifter is that I know what it's like to be a bunch of different animals.
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Ever wonder what it's like to be a shark? Tell me which of my animal forms is your favorite, and I'll tel you about it.
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→ Hawk.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHawk
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→ Shark.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerShark
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→ Iguana.
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The iguana is a vastly underrated animal. It's small, sure, but it's a good climber. / And sometimes it helps to be small so you can wriggle through tiny spaces.
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- You look like you have a question.
You look like you have a question.
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player
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You look like you have a question.
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Player! Got a question for you. Which of these do you think is the BEST animal to turn into...
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Sneaky beetle? Fearsome shark? Or awesome, powerful, giant hawk?
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→ Definitely the hawk.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAwesomeHawk
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→ I like the idea of sneaking around as a beetle.
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It has its uses. But you gotta be careful when you're tiny. A chicken might try to eat you.
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→ I personally like the shark head.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAwesomeSharkHead
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Moana
- Did you always want to sail away?
Did you always want to sail away?
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player
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Did you always want to sail away?
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When I was young, my father wanted me to be happy where I was. To focus on my responsibility to our people.
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But there was something inside me that called me to the ocean. I found a way to bring those two things together. Our people are voyagers again.
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→ I'd like to voyage someday.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerVoyageSomeday
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→ I'm happy right where I am. No voyaging for me.
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I know a lot of people who feel that way. And I love Motunui. I'm always happy there. And in your Village, too. / But the ocean is always calling to me to sail and explore.
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→ I'm glad you found a way to bring those two things together.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBringTogether
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Do you have a question?
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player
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Do you have a question?
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Player, I'm curious. Have you ever sailed on the ocean?
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→ I'm afraid of the water.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAfraidWater
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→ Never, but I want to!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWantToSail
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→ Of course I have! The water calls me.
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Me too! / When I was little, I'd go to the shore every chance I got. And one day... the ocean introduced itself to me! / At least that's what Gramma Tala said. I was just a baby, so I don't really remember.
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Let's talk about nature.
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player
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Let's talk about nature.
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Ever since I was a little girl, I could feel the ocean calling to me.
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Is there a place in nature that makes you happiest?
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→ It's hard to decide. I love nature!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLoveNature
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→ I like the indoors best!
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Really? What do you like to do indoors?
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Really? What do you like to do indoors?
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Really? What do you like to do indoors?
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→ I like to read books.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRead
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→ I like to cook.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCook
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→ I play video games.
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I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. But it sounds interesting.
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What's on your mind?
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player
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What's on your mind?
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Now that we have coconuts in the Valley, I hope everyone gets a lot of use out of them.
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They're pretty good for just about anything.
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→ Coconut soup.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSoup
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→ A coconut helmet.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHelmet
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→ Nets out of the fibers!
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Yes! Wait -- I think I taught you that one.
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- Will you go sailing today?
Will you go sailing today?
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player
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Will you go sailing today?
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I'm not sure if I'll go sailing today. It depends on the weather.
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→ Have you sailed in storms?
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A few. It's dangerous. / ...and maybe a little bit exciting.
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→ What's the best weather for sailing?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBestWeather
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You look a little down.
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player
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You look a little down.
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When I miss Gramma Tala, I go to the ocean shore. She loved to dance in the shallows.
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What do you do when you miss someone?
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→ I tell stories about them!
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TODOResponsetoAnswer1
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→ I call my friends to hang out with them.
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I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me.
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I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me.
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I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me.
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→ What did you like best about her?
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She didn't care if people thought she was different. She was just so much... herself.
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→ Do you think you're like her?
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TODOResponsetoAnswer2
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Ratatouille
Remy
Do you have a question?
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player
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Do you have a question?
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Is there an organization that inspects food safety in the Valley?
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→ I don't think so.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDontThinkSo
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→ I can do that.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerICanDoThat
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→ Why would you want that?
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Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe."
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Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe."
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Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe."
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I want people to feel confident eating there.
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Actually, you've cooked with me. Maybe you could give the restaurant a safety rating?
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How would you rate my restaurant on safety?
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→ Extremely safe.
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TODOExtremelySafe
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→ Pretty safe.
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Excellent! / I was certain everything was up to code, but it's nice to have the reassurance.
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→ Unsafe, but only when villains eat there.
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TODOUnsafeVillains
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- Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?
Teach me about baking!
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player
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Teach me about baking!
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Today is all about pastries.
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I'm gonna try and push my restaurant's pastry game to the next level.
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But I need to focus on one at a time. What's your favorite pastry, Player?
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→ Croissants.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCroissants
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→ Donuts.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDonuts
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→ I like them all!.
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Ha! You sound just like my brother, Emile. He'll eat just about anything.
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- Tell me more about your job!
Tell me more about your job!
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player
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Tell me more about your job!
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Do you know how many different kinds of cooks there are?
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You've got sous chefs, sauciers, pastry chefs... The list goes on!
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→ What's a sous chef?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSousChef
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→ What's a saucier?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSaucier
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→ Do pastry chefs only make pastries?
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Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important.
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Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important.
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Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important.
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Dessert is a customer's final experience with the restaurant.
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→ A last chance to make a good impression.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLastChance
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→ I love dessert.
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You and most of Paris! Which is why pastry chefs are so important.
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- Where did you learn to cook?
Where did you learn to cook?
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player
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Where did you learn to cook?
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Have you ever heard of Auguste Gusteau?
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→ Yes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYes
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→ No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNo
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→ Isn't he dead?
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Well, yeah, he is. But while he was alive, he was an amazing chef.
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I learned so much from him. About good food, savoring everything, and being brave.
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→ Good food?
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Yes! He used to say: "Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell!" / Eating is a full body experience. You have to engage all the senses!
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→ Savoring everything?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSavoringEverything
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→ Being brave?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBeingBrave
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You seem preoccupied...
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player
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You seem preoccupied...
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Hey, Player. I've been thinking...
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→ What about?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatAbout
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→ A dangerous pastime.
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Yeah. That's what my brother always says.
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But this time I was thinking about the Night Thorns and how we need to get rid of them.
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So... what if I found a way to cook them?
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→ I think they're poisonous.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPoisonous
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→ I think they're mystically dangerous.
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Mystical, huh? That sounds a little beyond me. Guess I better not mess with the Night Thorns.
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→ I think they'd taste bad.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTasteBad
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The Lion King
Scar
Do you have a question?
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player
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Do you have a question?
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Tell me, oh noble leader... What do you enjoy most about ruling over this Village?
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→ Helping people.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHelping
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→ Being in charge.
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I couldn't agree more. Power and control are the true joys of leadership.
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→ Talking to everyone.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTalking
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Everything okay?
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Player,why don't the fools around here respect my natural superiority?
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→ What makes YOU so superior?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatMakesYou
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→ People don't recognize your brilliance.
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They don't, and it's such a tragedy. A loss to the entire community.
|
They don't, and it's such a tragedy. A loss to the entire community.
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If only I were given what I deserve, life here would be sublime.
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→ What do you think you deserve?
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Respect... / Admiration... / And to be made king of all I survey. / Everyone would benefit. I assure you.
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→ Are you sure?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYouSureBro
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→ That sounds reasonable.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerReasonable
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→ Maybe it's because you're a jerk to everyone.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJerk
|
|
Something on your mind?
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player
|
Something on your mind?
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|
I have a little thought exercise for you.
|
|
Which Villager do you think would be the most delicious?
|
→ Answer1
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDelicious1
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→ Answer2
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDelicious2
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→ Answer3
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDelicious3
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What's on your mind?
|
player
|
What's on your mind?
|
|
Player, do you have a Villager you're not particularly fond of?
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|
Perhaps someone who annoys you incessantly? Who you'd rather not have around?
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→ No. I like everyone.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerILikeEveryone
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→ Why do you ask?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyYouAsking
|
→ ... Are you drooling?
|
|
Of course not. I do not drool. / I was merely... savoring the thought of... something.
|
|
What's wrong?
|
|
Ursula is being absurd.
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She's told me that there are beasts beneath the sea who are far more ferocious than any lion.
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Creatures called "sharks".
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→ Sharks are more ferocious than lions.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSharks
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→ Lions are more ferocious than sharks.
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Precisely. They sound like nothing more than overgrown fish. / I'm sure I'd make quick work of any shark. / Hmm. Just thinking about it makes me hungry.
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→ Sharks and lions are both pretty dangerous.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSharksLions
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|
- Why are you looking at me like that?
Why are you looking at me like that?
|
player
|
Why are you looking at me like that?
|
|
Why don't I ever see you with a wildebeest slung over your shoulder?
|
|
When, exactly, do you hunt?
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→ I don't hunt.
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|
You don't hunt? But then...
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→ That's not something I can do.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCannotDo
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→ I don't like wildebeest.
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Then zebra. Or gazelle.
|
Then zebra. Or gazelle.
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|
Then zebra. Or gazelle.
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player
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Not a fan of any of those. Sorry.
|
|
|
What do you eat?
|
→ Anything with chocolate.
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|
I'm afraid I've no idea what that is... / But it does sound... intriguing.
|
→ Sandwiches.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSandwiches
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→ Salads.
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|
Salads...?
|
Salads...?
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|
Salads...?
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player
|
You know... some lettuce, tomatoes, maybe a little dressing...
|
|
You've just described a bowl of leaves. How wretched.
|
|
|
You look angry.
|
|
I should have always been King of Pride Rock, not my brother. And certainly not my fool of a nephew.
|
|
I had the lion's share of intelligence, and that's far more important in a leader than brute strength.
|
→ You're ill-suited.
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|
Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me!
|
Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me!
|
|
Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me!
|
→ Kindness.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKindness
|
→ Respect.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRespect
|
→ Friends.
|
|
Ugh, you mean the meerkat and the warthog? If they're what passes for friends these days, I far prefer solitude.
|
|
→ Get over it.
|
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGetOverIt
|
→ Maybe you're right.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerMaybeYoureRight
|
|
You look sad.
|
|
Life's not fair, is it? I have to contend with countless fools trying to deny me my rightful place as king...
|
|
...and you have to deal with a bumbling parade of incompetents stumbling through your Village.
|
→ I like the Villagers.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeVillagers
|
→ You're just bitter.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBitter
|
→ As you like to say, "I'm surrounded by fools."
|
|
Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us.
|
Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us.
|
|
Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us.
|
|
Perhaps you could give me control over more of the Valley.
|
|
Wouldn't it be a refreshing change to work with someone... capable?
|
→ No way.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNoWay
|
→ I'll consider it.
|
|
Consider it quickly. I'm in a generous mood, but it won't last forever.
|
|
|
The Little Mermaid
Ariel
- Do you have a question, Ariel?
Do you have a question, Ariel?
|
player
|
Do you have a question, Ariel?
|
|
You're a human, Player. What would you say your favorite human thing is?
|
→ Probably fire.
|
|
Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it?
|
Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it?
|
|
Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it?
|
→ It's warm and cozy.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCozy
|
→ It's bright and beautiful.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBright
|
→ It's useful.
|
|
Yes! It provides light and heat, and I know humans like to cook their food over it. / If I'm on land when it gets cold, I like being near a warm fire.
|
|
→ Shoes are nice.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerShoes
|
→ It's hard to choose just one!
|
|
I would have trouble choosing, too. But please do try. At least tell me one you like a lot.
|
|
Do you need any help?
|
player
|
Do you need any help?
|
|
Player, I want to get a present for Eric. But I could use your advice. What sorts of things would a human man like?
|
→ Something from under the sea?
|
|
Do you think so? He IS very curious about my world. Almost as curious as I am about his! Maybe I could find him a beautiful shell. Or sea glass!
|
→ Something from your collection?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCollection
|
→ Eric likes your singing.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSinging
|
|
Have you got a question?
|
player
|
Have you got a question?
|
|
Player, I have a very important question for you. What's your favorite thing to do on land?
|
→ Dance.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDance
|
→ Ski.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSki
|
→ Fly kites.
|
|
Oh, I've seen those! They're almost like the sail of a boat, but in the sky.
|
|
There are so many interesting things to do on land.
|
→ Yeah, it can be pretty cool.
|
|
Thank you for telling me about it!
|
→ I think the sea is better.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSea
|
→ I think they're both amazing in their own ways.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLandAndSea
|
|
- How is your collection going?
How is your collection going?
|
player
|
How is your collection going?
|
|
Since I can go on land whenever I'd like now, I want to find things to add to my collection. What do you think I should start looking for?
|
→ Stamps?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerStamps
|
→ Hats?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHats
|
→ Thingamabobs?
|
|
I already have twenty thingamabobs. I'd really like to collect something different.
|
|
- I've got a question for you!
I've got a question for you!
|
player
|
I've got a question for you!
|
|
Hello, Player. Do you have a question for me?
|
→ How many merpeople are there?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNumberMerpeople
|
→ Do you get tired swimming all the time?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerTiredOfSwimming
|
→ What's the biggest fish you've ever seen?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBiggestFish...something about a whale shark...
|
|
- Tell me about your hobbies.
Tell me about your hobbies.
|
player
|
Tell me about your hobbies.
|
|
I love to sing. And Sebastian says I'm pretty good at it. Do you like to sing?
|
→ Yes.
|
|
That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song?
|
That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song?
|
|
That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song?
|
→ Love songs.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLoveSongs
|
→ Dance songs.
|
|
Oh, I love those too! Sebastian is really good at writing dance songs. He can get the whole ocean dancing!
|
→ Rock anthems.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerRockAnthems
|
|
→ No.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNoSinging
|
→ Badly.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBadSinging
|
|
- What are you thinking about?
What are you thinking about?
|
player
|
What are you thinking about?
|
|
I've always been so curious about the human world. And I just realized...
|
|
You might be curious about my underwater world!
|
|
Is there anything you'd like me to tell you about?
|
→ What's the deepest you've ever dived?
|
|
Well, I've explored an underwater trench. It was very dark and very cold.
|
→ What's it like being friends with fish?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFishFriends
|
→ How do you breathe?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBreathe
|
|
Prince Eric
Do you like living here?
|
player
|
Do you like living here?
|
|
I love Dazzle Beach. The salty sea air. The wind blowing in your face! There's nothing like it.
|
→ I love the ocean.
|
|
You do? We're pretty similar then. What's your favorite thing about the sea?
|
Dialogue
|
You do? We're pretty similar then. What's your favorite thing about the sea?
|
→ I get seasick.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSeasick
|
|
- Do you want to talk about anything?
Do you want to talk about anything?
|
player
|
Do you want to talk about anything?
|
|
There's this old riddle we used to ask new sailors on our ship. Would you like to hear it?
|
→ Yes.
|
|
Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop?
|
Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop?
|
|
Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop?
|
→ Trash.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerTrash
|
→ An anchor.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAnchor
|
→ A net.
|
|
Huh? That's an interesting answer. It's not the one the old sea dogs taught me, though.
|
|
→ No.
|
|
Guess you're not a riddle sort of person. That's okay.
|
|
Ursula
- Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
|
player
|
Do you have time to talk?
|
|
What is it?
|
|
Well, speak up! Mustn't lurk about, silent as a clam. It's rude. If you have something to ask me, ask!
|
→ How did you learn magic?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHowLearnMagic
|
→ Why do you turn merpeople into those shriveled gray beings?
|
|
You're talking about my garden? The unfortunate souls who failed to meet the terms of our agreements? It's simple really. / I can't let word get out that my contracts are breakable. Besides, it makes me happy to see Triton's subjects writhe on my particular type of hook.
|
|
- What are you thinking about?
What are you thinking about?
|
player
|
What are you thinking about?
|
|
Oh, Player, it's you. I was just musing over the distant past. Did you know that I used to live in Atlantica? In the palace, in fact.
|
→ Why did you leave?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyLeave
|
→ Did you like it there?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeAtlantica
|
→ Why do you look different?
|
|
You mean why am I not a waifish merperson with a dinky little green tail? / I look different because I AM different, dear. / Not just different. Better!
|
|
What are you working on?
|
player
|
What are you working on?
|
|
I need a new potion to attract customers. Player, what sort of magical potion do you think would be most in demand here?
|
→ Love Potion.
|
|
Oh, those tired old things. I've made a million of them. Though I suppose I could make one that's designed just for the Villagers here. They're not all merfolk, after all.
|
→ Beauty Potion.
|
|
That's called makeup, angelfish. Though I suppose I could add a little magic to some. / Maybe a cheek color that only blushes when you want it to. Hmm... that might be quite the seller.
|
→ Luck Potion.
|
|
Luck spells are tricky, but they do sell well. Not a bad idea.
|
|
- You seem lost in thought.
You seem lost in thought.
|
player
|
You seem lost in thought.
|
|
I came so CLOSE to becoming ruler of all the ocean!
|
|
I had the trident in my hand and the crown on my head!
|
|
Can you imagine the power?
|
→ I don't want that kind of power.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDontWant
|
→ That sounds amazing.
|
|
It was. It was! / And then that insipid little princess and her petty prince ruined it all. / But I'll get my revenge. Just you wait and see.
|
→ That's probably why you lost... You got distracted by power.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDistracted
|
|
Frozen
Anna
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
|
→ Egg sandwiches.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerEggSandwich
|
→ Bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBLT
|
→ Hamburger.
|
|
Huh. I've never heard of them, but I definitely want to try one!
|
|
I've been thinking a lot about sandwiches lately. Sometimes, when you share a love for something fantastic -- like sandwiches -- with a horrible person, it can ruin that thing.
|
|
You try to enjoy sandwiches, and you find yourself thinking about that horrible ex-fiancé... err, person. And what do you do then?
|
→ Stop eating sandwiches.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerStopSandwiches
|
→ Keep eating sandwiches.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerKeepSandwiches
|
→ Eat more sandwiches.
|
|
EXACTLY! I WON'T let anyone ruin sandwiches for me!
|
|
- Do you need to talk, Anna?
Do you need to talk, Anna?
|
player
|
Do you need to talk, Anna?
|
|
Player! You've been working so hard, I wanted to check in with you.
|
|
Have you eaten lately? Stretched? Had plenty of fluids?
|
→ I feel okay!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFeelOkay
|
→ Oh! I'm thirsty.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerThirsty
|
→ I haven't stretched in a while.
|
|
Oh, then you should do that and move around! Don't want you getting cramps or pulling any muscles. / I always stretch before Kristoff and I go hiking. Or skating. Or swimming. Basically, I stretch a lot.
|
|
- Is there anything you want to ask?
Is there anything you want to ask?
|
player
|
Is there anything you want to ask?
|
|
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have powers, like Elsa does. If you could have any power, what would you choose?
|
→ Flying.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFlying
|
→ Shapeshifting.
|
|
Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer!
|
Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer!
|
|
Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer!
|
|
But I shouldn't choose. It's your power. What would you turn into?
|
→ A bird.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBird
|
→ A reindeer.
|
|
Now that would be fun! You could gallop across the snowy meadows with the other reindeer and you wouldn't even need boots!
|
→ A squirrel.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSquirrel
|
|
→ Ice powers.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerIce
|
|
Let's talk food!
|
|
Player! You have to tell me -- what's your favorite food?
|
→ Pizza.
|
|
Pizza? What's that? Because it sounds delicious. / Maybe Remy could make me a pizza so I can try it.
|
→ Fresh bread.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBread
|
→ Chocolate.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerChocolate
|
|
Ooh, but what I'm really hungry for right now is krumkake! It's a waffle cookie shaped like a cone.
|
|
And you can put anything inside of it!
|
|
Fruit, ice cream, chocolate -- change the filling and it becomes a completely new dessert!
|
|
Elsa
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
You spend a lot of time talking to people, don't you? I still find that difficult sometimes.
|
→ It's easy.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerEasy
|
→ Just say what you feel.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSayFeel
|
→ Just start.
|
|
Well, that's what Anna and Olaf do. They just start talking. It's almost like they jump off a cliff into words. / It's kind of impressive and...really brave.
|
|
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
Player. What do you think of Kristoff?
|
→ He's a stand-up guy.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerStandupGuy
|
→ He's a bit of a fixer-upper.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFixerUpper
|
→ He smells like reindeer.
|
|
He does. I suppose that's something of a drawback. / But he seems to make Anna happy. So I like him.
|
|
- Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?
Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?
|
player
|
Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?
|
|
What do you mean?
|
player
|
You've made so many beautiful dresses!
|
→ I love the shimmery blue dress you made.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerShimmeryBlue
|
→ I like the white dress with the diamond pattern.
|
|
Thank you. I was very proud of that one.
|
→ The dresses you wear around Arendelle are so pretty.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSoPretty
|
|
I enjoy thinking about the cut and shape of clothing, what it means and how it makes people feel.
|
|
When I was young, I used it to control myself. My gloves.
|
→ I'm glad you got rid of those.
|
|
I am too. They felt necessary at the time, but they were painful to wear. It's good to feel the breeze on my fingertips.
|
→ You wore those to keep Anna safe.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerKeepAnnaSafe
|
→ Now you're older.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNowOlder
|
|
- Tell me about your powers.
Tell me about your powers.
|
player
|
Tell me about your powers.
|
|
Ice and snow. They come in so many shapes and textures. Hard ice. Soft flurries. Frost. Blizzards.
|
|
They're all distinct. They feel different when I control them.
|
→ What does ice feel like?
|
|
Ice is sharp and clear. It's very hard... it never bends, but it can curve. I enjoy working with ice. It's precise.
|
→ What does snow feel like?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSnow
|
→ Does it feel different to create life?
|
|
Yes. It's strange... it's like there's this warmth within the ice. But it's not normal warmth. It's cold warmth. And it's aware. / You can probably tell... it's hard to describe.
|
|
- You know a lot about magic.
You know a lot about magic.
|
player
|
You know a lot about magic.
|
|
I've learned a lot about my powers in the last year. And about the Spirits of Nature. Would you like me to tell you about any of them?
|
→ Water.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWater
|
→ Fire.
|
|
The Fire Spirit appears as a tiny salamander who leaves a trail of fire as it runs. We call it Bruni. / Its flames can be frightening, but it only makes them in times of unrest of strife. Bruni likes it when I make snowflakes that it can eat.
|
→ Earth.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerEarth
|
→ Wind.
|
|
The Wind Spirit can be a playful, gentle breeze, or a swirling vortex. Olaf named it Gale. / My mother knew Gale when she was a young girl. Gale helped her save my father. / And Gale guided us at many points during our journey through the Enchanted Forest.
|
|
Kristoff
Can I help you?
|
|
What do you think's the most romantic way to spend an evening with someone you love?
|
→ Candlelit dinner.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCandlelitDinner
|
→ Playing charades.
|
|
Really? I think that's fun, but I'm not sure I'd call it romantic. Let me know if you have any other ideas.
|
→ Cuddling by a campfire in the snowy woods.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCuddling
|
|
- Do you need my advice on anything?
Do you need my advice on anything?
|
player
|
Do you need my advice on anything?
|
|
I'm hoping you can settle something for me...
|
|
What would you think if someone told you they'd gotten engaged to someone they'd just met that day?
|
→ Terrible idea.
|
|
Exactly! The first day you meet someone, they're practically a stranger! Thanks. I was pretty sure I wasn't alone in thinking that.
|
→ True love!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerTrueLove
|
|
Is everything okay?
|
player
|
Is everything okay?
|
|
Is talking about feelings as hard for you as it is for me? Why is that?
|
→ Because they're important.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerImportant
|
→ Because they're scary.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerScary
|
→ Because they're weird.
|
|
You're right, feelings ARE weird. Things were so much simpler when it was just me, Sven and the trolls!
|
You're right, feelings ARE weird. Things were so much simpler when it was just me, Sven and the trolls!
|
|
You're right, feelings ARE weird. Things were so much simpler when it was just me, Sven and the trolls!
|
|
Simpler... but not as amazing. So I guess feelings are worth it.
|
|
How do YOU talk about feelings, Player?
|
→ Be honest.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHonest
|
→ Be sensitive.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSensitive
|
→ Just ignore your feelings.
|
|
Does that work? I don't know if that's a good idea.
|
|
|
Need any help?
|
|
Hey, Player. You know Goofy, right?
|
→ Yeah! We're friends.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFriendsGoofy
|
→ I know him.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerKnowGoofy
|
→ Who?
|
|
You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow?
|
You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow?
|
|
You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow?
|
player
|
Of course I know Goofy. I'm just joking around. Why do you ask?
|
|
|
He seems like a nice guy. I'd like to get to know him better. It'd be great to make some more friends around the Village.
|
|
Does he have any hobbies I could talk to him about?
|
player
|
Hmmm. Goofy likes...
|
→ ...fishing.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFishing
|
→ ...talking to people.
|
|
Oh... I'm not generally a big talker, but I am a good listener. Maybe that'll work. / Thanks, Player.
|
|
Something on your mind?
|
player
|
Something on your mind?
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Player, some people think it's weird that I spend so much time in the woods. Do you?
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→ TODO
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYes
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→ TODO
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNo
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→ TODO
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWeirdOkay
|
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- What are you thinking right now?
What are you thinking right now?
|
player
|
What are you thinking right now?
|
|
Reindeer are better than people. Agree or disagree?
|
→ Yeah. People suck.
|
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleSuck
|
→ People smell better.
|
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleSmellBetter
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→ I like both equally.
|
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleReindeerEqual
|
|
- What are you up to today?
What are you up to today?
|
player
|
What are you up to today?
|
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So, I was thinking of climbing an icy mountain today.
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→ That sounds fun.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMountainFun
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→ That sounds dangerous.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMountainDangerous
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→ Why?
|
|
Why does anyone climb a mountain? To get to the top.
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I can't wait to look down and see the whole Valley in one glance.
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→ That sounds beautiful.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBeautiful
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→ I bet you'll enjoy that.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEnjoyThat
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→ Don't slip!
|
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Don't worry. I'm an expert. I'll be fine.
|
|
Tangled
Mother Gothel
Anything you need?
|
player
|
Anything you need?
|
|
Player, you have my attention. Shall I give you some motherly advice?
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→ Okay!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerOkay
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→ You're not my mother.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotMother
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→ Your advice is kind of toxic.
|
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Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player!
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Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player!
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|
Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player!
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I come to you offering nothing but support, and you insult me.
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player
|
- sigh* Fine. Give me some advice.
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|
|
What would you like advice about, dear?
|
→ Life.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLife
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→ Romance.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRomance
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→ Reasons I shouldn't leave my tower.
|
|
I see. Now you're the one teasing me. I'll remember that.
|
|
- Do you never tire of looking at yourself?
Do you never tire of looking at yourself?
|
player
|
Do you never tire of looking at yourself?
|
|
Ahh, I never tire of looking at my cheekbones. High cheekbones are universally attractive, and mine are particularly fine.
|
|
Good bone structure is the foundation of beauty.
|
→ That's kind of creepy.
|
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCreepy
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→ I imagine you like that because it doesn't fade with age.
|
|
Very insightful. Now be a dear and never speak to me of age again.
|
→ Beauty comes from the inside.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerInside
|
|
Something bothering you?
|
player
|
Something bothering you?
|
|
Have you seen that absurd stall in the Meadow?
|
|
Run by... who is it... Doofy? The selection is so paltry.
|
→ What do you mean?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatDoYouMean
|
→ I like Goofy's Stall.
|
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeGoofyStall
|
→ Excuse me. His name is Goofy.
|
|
Whoever he is, he has an inexcusably sparse stock.
|
|
It's completely useless if you're in need of more... unique... ingredients.
|
→ Like what?
|
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeWhat
|
→ Are you gonna brew evil potions?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerEvilPotions
|
→ You could talk to Goofy about it.
|
|
I've spoken to that... individual. / I fear that whatever changes he attempts to make will be less than inspiring.
|
|
What's wrong?
|
|
Player, I'm feeling a bit run-down. Unappreciated...
|
|
Say something to make me feel better.
|
→ Your hair is so dark and glossy.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHair
|
→ Your dress sense is on point.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDress
|
→ You're capable and cunning.
|
|
Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more.
|
Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more.
|
|
Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more.
|
→ You're absolutely ruthless.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerRuthless
|
→ You're a strong, independent woman.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSIWoman
|
→ Your skin has very few wrinkles!
|
|
Correction, dear -- my skin has NO wrinkles. / Clearly, your eyesight leaves something to be desired.
|
|
|
- You look like you have a question.
You look like you have a question.
|
player
|
You look like you have a question.
|
|
Tell me, what do you think magic is, Player?
|
→ Power.
|
|
Oh, you couldn't be more wrong
|
→ Cheap trickery.
|
|
Ha! That skepticism will serve you well. But you're wrong.
|
→ I'm not sure.
|
|
Well, at least you're willing to admit your ignorance.
|
|
Magic is simply an advantage.
|
|
A tool to be utilized to meet one's goals.
|
→ That's very cynical.
|
|
Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical.
|
→ That's very practical.
|
|
Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical.
|
→ I believe there's more to magic than that.
|
|
And people will use that belief to take advantage of you.
|
|
You look worried.
|
|
Player! Did I see a gray hair in my reflection? Look at my hair. Is any of it gray?!
|
→ No gray hairs.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNoGray
|
→ I see one gray hair.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerOneGray
|
→ Lots of gray hairs!
|
|
No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered!
|
No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered!
|
|
No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered!
|
→ You look fine.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLookFine
|
→ There's nothing wrong with getting old.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNothingWrong
|
→ Yep.
|
|
So cruel. When YOU are old, I hope YOU have an unfeeling reprobate who taunts you with it.
|
|
|
- You seem to have a lot on your mind.
You seem to have a lot on your mind.
|
player
|
You seem to have a lot on your mind.
|
|
Player, good. Let's talk through a purely hypothetical situation.
|
|
If you were, say, tracking your wayward daughter through the forest...
|
|
How would you convince her to come home?
|
→ Ask her nicely.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAskNicely
|
→ Trick her.
|
|
Well, of course that's my instinct as well. I'm glad you agree, Player.
|
→ Let her go.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLetGo
|
|
Mickey & Friends
Donald Duck
Hello, Donald!
|
|
Hiya, Player! Say, who do you think's the best entertainer?
|
|
Mickey or me?
|
→ Mickey.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerMickey
|
→ You.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerYou
|
→ Me, of course.
|
|
Drat! I didn't see that coming.
|
|
- How do you like your neighbors?
How do you like your neighbors?
|
player
|
How do you like your neighbors?
|
|
Oh boy. My Uncle Scrooge is already here in the Village.
|
→ You don't sound thrilled.
|
|
Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things.
|
Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things.
|
|
Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things.
|
|
But he's my family, and you know what that means.
|
→ You have to stick together.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerStickTogether
|
→ Friends are more important.
|
|
It's not a competition. My friends AND my family are both important to me.
|
→ No, I don't.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNoIDont
|
|
→ He's been very helpful.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHelpful
|
→ He's kind of greedy.
|
|
I'm not sure about that. But he does love his money. He even has a special display case for the first dime he earned!
|
|
How is your day going?
|
player
|
How is your day going?
|
|
- sigh* Why do bad things always happen to me?
|
→ Because of your attitude!
|
|
WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?!
|
WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?!
|
|
WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?!
|
→ Face it, you're grumpy!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerGrumpy
|
→ Suuuuurrre you don't.
|
|
Sarcasm, huh? / Well, I only get mad when I have a reason! If everything's going the way I like it, I'm perfectly pleasant.
|
→ I'm sorry, Donald.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSorry
|
|
→ Look at all the good things around you!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLookAtGood
|
→ What happened this time?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatHappened
|
|
- Why do you look so upset?
Why do you look so upset?
|
player
|
Why do you look so upset?
|
|
Hey! Player! Who do you think you are? I just heard you call me a blockhead!
|
→ I didn't say that!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDidntSay
|
→ Donald, calm down. Don't be a hothead.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHothead
|
→ You are a blockhead.
|
|
Oh, that's the last straw!!! / WHAT?!!! Why I oughta...
|
|
Goofy
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
Gawrsh, we never had Night Thorns before the Forgetting. Why do you think they showed up?
|
→ They're just weeds.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWeeds
|
→ I think they're attracted to negative emotions.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerEmotions
|
→ They're probably a metaphor.
|
|
A metaphor? You don't say. And all along I thought they were more like a simile.
|
|
- Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
|
player
|
Do you have time to talk?
|
|
Gawrsh, Player, you've got a sort of curious look on your face. Do you have a question for me?
|
→ How do you stay so cheerful all the time?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerGoofyCheerful
|
→ Why did you open a Stall?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyStall
|
→ What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
|
|
Aw, that's easy. Every sandwich! Today, I'm really lookin' forward to the pickle and peanut butter on rye one I made last night.
|
|
- Tell me about your plans for the weekend.
Tell me about your plans for the weekend.
|
player
|
Tell me about your plans for the weekend.
|
|
Say, Player, have you ever gone camping before? It's one of my favorite things to do.
|
→ Absolutely. I love camping!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLoveCamping
|
→ Never. Is it fun?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNeverIsItFun
|
→ Camping? Like sleeping outside? Ew.
|
|
Well, if you ever change your mind, come find me. See ya around, Player!
|
|
- What can you tell me about yourself?
What can you tell me about yourself?
|
player
|
What can you tell me about yourself?
|
|
You know, the Goof family has a long and distinguished history.
|
→ Neat!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNeat
|
→ Really?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerReally
|
→ I don't believe you.
|
|
Aw, I'm not kiddin'.
|
|
If you like, I could tell you about my Uncle M. Angelo Goof, Cousin Wernher von Goof, or Aunt Goophelia!
|
→ M. Angelo Goof?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAngelo
|
→ Wernher von Goof?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerVernher
|
→ Aunt Goophelia?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerGoophelia
|
|
- What's it like to have a Stall here?
What's it like to have a Stall here?
|
player
|
What's it like to have a Stall here?
|
|
It's real inspiring to run a Stall in the same town as Donald's Uncle Scrooge. He's a savvy customer, and an even savvier businessman!
|
→ Yeah, he's awesome!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerScroogeAwesome
|
→ I don't like how miserly he is.
|
|
Gawrsh, I think he's just real proud of all the hard work he's done. And he's taught me a lot about how to run a Stall.
|
→ I don't know him very well.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDontKnowScrooge
|
|
He's even got a motto. Let me see if I can remember it. He says you gotta be smarter than the...
|
→ ...dummies
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDummies
|
→ ...smarties.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSmarties
|
→ ...robots.
|
|
Nah. I don't think that's it.
|
|
You look bored.
|
|
Gawrsh, Player, you sure do a lot of work around the Village. I'd love to help out more.
|
|
Is there anything I can do?
|
→ Cooking?
|
|
Aw, I'm a great cook! Folks especially love my meatballs and how I serve 'em. / I whack 'em towards ya with a ping-pong paddle so you can catch 'em in a bowl! Pretty fun, huh?
|
→ Building things?
|
|
I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties.
|
I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties.
|
|
I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties.
|
|
Though I oughta tell you: There've been a few accidents on some of the jobs I've worked.
|
|
Five hundred and thirty six. What're the odds, right?
|
player
|
... Maybe you can do something else.
|
|
→ Cleaning?
|
|
Sure, I'm real good at cleaning. Oh, except for the time the vacuum escaped and got the cat. / And the time I accidentally set the windows on fire by exploding a broom.
|
→ Fishing?
|
|
Oh, I go fishing all the time! And I catch lots of fish, too. / I've even got a signature cast I can show ya. / And you won't fall in more than nine times out of ten.
|
→ You know, never mind.
|
|
Are you sure? Well, let me know if you think of something I could help with.
|
|
Mickey Mouse
- Can I ask you something...
Can I ask you something...
|
player
|
Can I ask you something...
|
|
You can ask me anything. We're friends!
|
→ How are you so happy all the time?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSoHappyMickey
|
→ Have you ever gotten into trouble?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerTrouble
|
→ Who is your favorite friend?
|
|
Gosh, that's a tough one. I love all my pals. / Goofy makes me laugh, Donald's always there for me when I need him, and you're so easy to talk to. / And, of course, Minnie's the best sweetheart a fella could ask for.
|
|
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
Do you believe in magic, PLAYER?
|
→ Yes.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerYesMagic
|
→ No.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNoMagic
|
→ I literally know a wizard, Mickey.
|
|
Heh. Guess that was sort of a silly question. / I love watchin' him do magic. / You should see Merlin when he's packing for a trip. He can fit his whole house into just one suitcase!
|
|
How are you, Mickey?
|
player
|
How are you, Mickey?
|
|
Hiya, pal! How are you today?
|
→ Happy as usual!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHappy
|
→ I'm a little angry.
|
|
Gosh. Well, talking about it might help.
|
Gosh. Well, talking about it might help.
|
|
Gosh. Well, talking about it might help.
|
→ I have a lot of work to do.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWork
|
→ I'm in a fight with my friend.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFriendFight
|
→ Just one of those days.
|
|
I get it. Well, stick with me, and maybe we can turn a bad day into a good one!
|
|
→ I'm sad.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSad
|
|
- Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?
Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?
|
player
|
Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?
|
|
You think so? Gosh, I just like getting to do fun stuff and make friends.
|
→ What's your favorite part of being famous?
|
|
Aw, it's not about bein' famous. I'm just super lucky that I get to do stuff I love and that makes folks happy. / There's nothin' like putting a smile on somebody's face.
|
→ Do you like all the travel you get to do?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTravel
|
→ Can I have your autograph?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAutograph
|
|
Tell me about your past.
|
player
|
Tell me about your past.
|
|
You know, as an actor, I've gotten to do all sorts of fun jobs.
|
|
If you're curious about any of 'em, I'd be happy to tell you.
|
→ Steamboat operator.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSteamboat
|
→ Sorcerer's apprentice.
|
|
Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked.
|
Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked.
|
|
Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked.
|
|
But it got really fun after I made that big mistake...
|
→ What mistake?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatMistake
|
→ Did it involve brooms?
|
|
Yep, LOTS and LOTS of brooms. Ha-ha!
|
|
→ Musketeer.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeer
|
|
- What do you think of the Village?
Minnie Mouse
- Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
|
player
|
Do you have time to talk?
|
|
Did you need something, Player?
|
player
|
I was wondering...
|
→ What hobbies do you have?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHobbies
|
→ Do you like to travel?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTravelMinnie
|
→ Is it hard to walk in heels all the time?
|
|
I guess I'm just used to it. And I always make sure to have a wide heel so it's very comfortable and safe.
|
|
Do you like living here?
|
player
|
Do you like living here?
|
|
I've been thinking of writing a song about the Valley.
|
|
But I'm having trouble thinking of a good name for it.
|
→ "Dreamlight Ditty."
|
|
Oh, that's adorable! Thank you!
|
→ "The Valley Twist."
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerTwist
|
→ "Let It Go."
|
|
Hmm... Sounds familiar. Hee-hee!
|
|
I love your style!
|
player
|
I love your style!
|
|
I love polka dots. They're one of my favorite patterns.
|
|
What patterns do you like?
|
→ Solid colors.
|
|
Those are nice too. I quite like red and pink.
|
→ Polka dots, too.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerPolkaDots
|
→ Plaid.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerPlaid
|
|
- You seem to like bows a lot.
You seem to like bows a lot.
|
player
|
You seem to like bows a lot.
|
|
I just love bows! They're my favorite accessory. And there are so many kinds... Butterfly bows. Button bows. Ribbon bows.
|
→ I like big poofy bows.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerPoofy
|
→ I like small elegant bows.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerElegant
|
→ I'm not a bow kind of person.
|
|
Well, I'm sure you have your own particular style that's perfect for you!
|
|
- What do you think about the Village?
What do you think about the Village?
|
player
|
What do you think about the Village?
|
|
You know, Player, I'm actually glad we have some villains in the Village.
|
→ Me too.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerGladForVillains
|
→ They're dangerous.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerVillainsDangerous
|
→ Villains are cool.
|
|
Oh, I'm not sure I'd go that far. There's a reason they're called "villains"! Besides... / I think it means we have the chance to show them the value of kindness. / If they see how much good comes from helping others, maybe they'll change their perspectives.
|
If they see how much good comes from helping others, maybe they'll change their perspectives.
|
|
If they see how much good comes from helping others, maybe they'll change their perspectives.
|
→ That would be great!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerKindnessGreat
|
→ Kindness? Sounds boring.
|
|
Hmm... Well, I think if you tried it, you'd find it's very rewarding.
|
|
|
Scrooge McDuck
- Are you looking for something?
Are you looking for something?
|
player
|
Are you looking for something?
|
|
Player, have you seen my nephew Donald?
|
→ I was just talking to him.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerJustTalking
|
→ I saw him a while ago.
|
|
If you see him again, let him know I need his help with something.
|
If you see him again, let him know I need his help with something.
|
|
If you see him again, let him know I need his help with something.
|
→ Could I help you instead?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCouldIHelp
|
→ What do you need?
|
|
Oh, it's nothing urgent. Nothing Valley-shaking. I was just rather looking forward to some uncle-nephew bonding.
|
→ Why Donald?
|
|
Well, he knows just how I like the stock inventoried. And we have some catching up to do.
|
|
→ Who?
|
|
You haven't met? Oh, I thought you had.
|
You haven't met? Oh, I thought you had.
|
|
You haven't met? Oh, I thought you had.
|
|
He's a keen lad. Useful in a pinch. Partial to wearing his sailor's uniform.
|
→ Could I help you instead?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCouldIHelp
|
→ What do you need?
|
|
Oh, it's nothing urgent. Nothing Valley-shaking. I was just rather looking forward to some uncle-nephew bonding.
|
→ Why Donald?
|
|
Well, he knows just how I like the stock inventoried. And we have some catching up to do.
|
|
|
- The Village is perfect, don't you think?
The Village is perfect, don't you think?
|
player
|
The Village is perfect, don't you think?
|
|
You know what this Village needs? A money bin so I can go for a swim.
|
→ We can't afford that.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCantAfford
|
→ Answer2
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswer2
|
→ Answer3
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswer3
|
|
- What's your success story?
What's your success story?
|
player
|
What's your success story?
|
|
I'm Scrooge McDuck! I made my fortune being tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties.
|
→ How tough were the toughies?
|
|
Oh, they were the toughest. Yukon miners and Beagle Boy bandits! / But I out-hiked, out-swam, and out-explored them all!
|
→ How smart were the smarties?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSmarties
|
→ Never heard of you?
|
|
No? Well then, can you show me to the rock you've been living under? / I've made many a fortune exploring places remote and rarely traveled.
|
|
- You must have a lot of stories to tell.
You must have a lot of stories to tell.
|
player
|
You must have a lot of stories to tell.
|
|
Have I ever told you about any of my great adventures, Player? Searching a Scottish castle? Hunting for gold in the Klondike?
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→ What were you searching for in those castles?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCastle
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→ Did you find a lot of gold in the Klondike?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKlondike
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→ Tell me something different.
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Aye, I'll tell you the story of how I earned my first dime! / I was a young lad in Glasgow, earning my way shining shoes. My very first customer was a ditch digger with an inch of mud on his boots! / I scrubbed with all the strength in my small body and left his boots spotless. / But he paid me with an American dime, which was useless in Glasgow! The cheat! / I vowed then to always be honest in my dealings and earn my money square.
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- You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?
You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?
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player
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You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?
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Aye. Specifically, I consider myself an adventure-capitalist. I made much of my fortune searching for treasure, and investing it wisely.
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Do you have some questions about money? I'd be happy to answer 'em for you.
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→ How did you get so rich?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGetRich
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→ Why do you care so much about money?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCareAboutMoney
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→ How do I make as much money as you?
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Well, you have to work hard and be clever and stubborn, too. And it doesn't hurt to be lucky. But most importantly, you have to treat folks fairly. / Not like some who got where they are by cheating, and taking advantage of folks. And the more money they have, the more they cheat.
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Not like some who got where they are by cheating, and taking advantage of folks. And the more money they have, the more they cheat.
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Not like some who got where they are by cheating, and taking advantage of folks. And the more money they have, the more they cheat.
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→ How do we stop them?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerStopThem
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→ Why aren't you like that?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyNotLikeThem
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→ Cheating sounds fun.
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What?! Cheaters are nothing but no-good, spineless, rotten apples! Trust me: Nothing worthwhile ever comes from cheating.
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Toy Story
Buzz Lightyear
Got a question?
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Player, are you up for a test on the most important qualities of a Space Ranger?
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→ Sounds fun.
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TODOResponsetoAnswer1
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→ I hope I don't flunk...
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What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity?
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What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity?
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→ Bravery!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBravery
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→ Integrity!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIntegrity
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→ Aren't they the same thing?
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I don't believe so.
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I don't believe so.
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I don't believe so.
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Integrity is doing what's right. Bravery is acting, even when you're afraid.
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→ Bravery!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBravery
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→ Integrity!
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To be honest and principled. To live a life worthy of a Space Ranger. / Integrity is essential. / Though you also have to be brave so you can do the right thing even when it's hard.
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player
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Did I answer correctly...?
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It was a trick question, my friend.
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The truth is, you need both.
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Is there an emergency?
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player
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Is there an emergency?
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Attention, Player! This is a Zurg invasion drill!
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→ A what?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAWhat
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→ You know Zurg's not real, right?
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Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready.
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Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready.
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Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready.
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It's important to prepare for real threats, such as pets or over-enthusiastic younger siblings.
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→ Okay. Tell me about this invasion.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerContinue
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→ I don't think I need an invasion drill.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoDrill
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→ An invasion? Give me details!
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TODOResponsetoGiveDeets
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Emperor Zurg has sent three spacecraft to attack our Valley. They're armed with lasers and converging on the Castle.
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How will you respond?
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→ Ask Merlin to stop them with magic!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAskMerlin
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→ Ask Mickey to distract them and steal their spaceships!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAskMickey
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→ Invite them to a picnic!
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An... unconventional strategy. But it just might work. / Well done, Player. You've passed the invasion drill with flying colors. If this had been a real invasion, the Valley would be safe.
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Tell me about you.
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player
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Tell me about you.
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Going from Space Ranger to toy was a bit of an adjustment.
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But I've mostly got the hang of it now.
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→ You're a good toy.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodToy
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→ Look! An evil alien!
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WHERE? Get behind me, cadet! I'll shoot it with my laser! / ... Nice try. There is no alien. But I won't be fooled like that again.
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... Nice try. There is no alien. But I won't be fooled like that again.
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... Nice try. There is no alien. But I won't be fooled like that again.
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→ You're too smart.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTooSmart
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→ It's Emperor Zurg!
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EMPEROR ZURG! Where?! That intergalactic villain! He'll answer for his crimes--! / ... / You got me again.
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What are you doing?
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player
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What are you doing?
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Player, have you seen anything unusual in the Gamma Quadrant?
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→ All clear, sir!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAllClear
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→ I saw something odd near there.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSomethingOdd
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→ You DO know we're not really in space... right?
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Shh! Player, Gamma Quadrant's our code word for the Meadow. / Someone hasn't been studying the Star Command training handbook I wrote up.
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What's up?
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Player, would you like me to run you through a quick space-flight training scenario?
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→ Sure, sounds fun.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSureSoundsFun
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→ This sounds dangerous.
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It's all strictly hypothetical.
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The skills you learn from training scenarios like this will help you if you ever have to pilot a real interstellar spacecraft.
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player
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Okay. Hit me with this scenario.
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You're piloting a small starfighter. The hyperdrive has been damaged. Zurg's minions are on your tail, firing positron torpedoes at you.
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What sort of maneuver do you use to get away from Zurg's minions?
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→ I slingshot my starfighter around the Sun.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSlingshot
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→ I turn around and face them head-on.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHeadOn
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→ I lead them right into an asteroid field.
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A small interstellar spacecraft might be able to weave between the asteroids... / ...but Zurg's attack ships wouldn't stand a chance. / Smart thinking, Player.
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- You seem to have a lot of thoughts.
You seem to have a lot of thoughts.
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player
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You seem to have a lot of thoughts.
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Player, I have a question... Have you ever realized something new about yourself? Or something new about the world around you?
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Something that completely changed how you saw things?
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→ Yes, I have.
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Interesting. And how did you handle that change?
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Interesting. And how did you handle that change?
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Interesting. And how did you handle that change?
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→ I got really upset.
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That's understandable. I certainly... Let's just say I'm not proud of how I handled a few things in my past. / The less we speak of the Mrs. Nesbitt incident, the better.
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→ I asked for help.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAskForHelp
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→ I don't remember.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDontRemember
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→ No, I haven't.
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Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting.
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Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting.
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Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting.
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→ It is!
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Well, I'm happy for you, Player. You know, you remind me of Bonnie. She's never afraid to be herself. It's admirable.
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→ It's actually kind of boring.
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I guess having identity-shattering revelations does make life more interesting. Though I'm not sure it's the sort of interesting I want often.
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Woody
- Do you have any questions?
Do you like being a toy?
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player
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Do you like being a toy?
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Y'know, kids are amazing. It's great to get to watch 'em grow up.
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What were you like as a kid?
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→ A good kid.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodKid
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→ A brat.
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Oh, I don't know about that. Kids can be cranky or mischievous, but I think most kids are pretty good.
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→ I loved my toys.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLovedToys
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There comes a time in every toy's life when their kid just doesn't need 'em anymore.
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And that's okay. It means the kid's growin' up. But how do you deal with it when they're read to move on?
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→ You should move on too.
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Move on. Find the next kid. Keep being a toy. / Yeah. That's what we're made for... You're right. It's important to keep goin'. Thanks.
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→ Let yourself mourn.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMourn
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→ Feel your feelings.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFeelFeelings
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Got a question for me?
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player
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Got a question for me?
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Say, Player, have ya ever been to a rodeo?
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→ Yes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYesRodeo
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→ No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoRodeo
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→ Why do you ask?
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I'm just thinkin' about how much fun rodeos can be.
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All that riding, and lassoing, and sheep wrangling...
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And then at the end, you've gotta save the whole rodeo from a giant pig named Dr. Porkchop.
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→ Cool.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCool
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→ Wait, are you talking about real rodeos or pretend rodeos?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRealRodeo
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→ Um... giant pig?
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They don't have that tradition at real rodeos? / It was very popular at the rodeos in Andy's room.
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- So... What's it like being a toy?
So... What's it like being a toy?
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player
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So... What's it like being a toy?
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Y'know, I've been a toy for a long time, Player.
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And I like to think I've learned a thing or two about it. Go ahead: Ask me anything about being a toy.
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→ What are the best games?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBestGames
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→ How do you avoid people seeing you move?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAvoidPeopleSeeing
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→ How do you find the right kid?
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A lot of toys think there's only one right kid for them. I used to think like that, too. But not anymore. / You take care of the kid you're with. That's what it means to be a toy.
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What are you up to?
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player
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What are you up to?
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Say, Player, I'm tryin' to get some playtime goin'. I'm thinkin' a bank robbery in an old desert town.
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What role do you think you'd be best at?
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→ Heroic ranger.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHeroicRanger
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→ Diabolical villain.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDiabolicalVillain
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→ Cactus.
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Huh. Okay. Setting the scene. Well, that's important.
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What's on your mind?
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player
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What's on your mind?
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Hey, Player, do you need me to squeeze into any small spaces for you?
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Any nooks and crannies you want me to search? Or crawl spaces you need me to check out?
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→ Uh, not right now, but I'll let you know if I do.
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Sounds good. / Just know that if you need help with anything like that, I'm the toy for the job.
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→ You don't need to constantly make yourself useful, you know.
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TODO
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