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The Sword in the Stone
Merlin
- Did you hate the Middle Ages?
Did you hate the Middle Ages?
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player
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Did you hate the Middle Ages?
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It's rather pleasant to be living in an era with so many modern conveniences.
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Magic is useful, but pales before the wonder of indoor plumbing.
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Tell me, Player, what is your favorite invention?
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→ Airplanes.
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Magnificent machines! Ahh, to fly through the sky like a bird without all those itchy feathers.
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→ I agree with you... indoor plumbing.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPlumbing
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→ Cell phones.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPhones
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Do you have a question?
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player
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Do you have a question?
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Player, do you know the distinction between Dark and Light Magic?
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→ I do.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIDo
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→ I don't.
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It's a simple difference, really. Light Magic is performed for others. |
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Dark Magic is performed for yourself. Dark Magic is not necessarily evil, but is more easily turned to evil. |
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Now tell me: Which calls to you? Light Magic or Dark Magic?
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→ Light Magic.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLight
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→ Dark Magic.
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Dark Magic can be powerful and compelling, but must be managed carefully.
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→ Both.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBoth
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- Do you have time to talk?
- Have you ever time-traveled?
Have you ever time-traveled?
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player
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Have you ever time-traveled?
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I have traveled extensively through time, Player. I've visited the past, and I remember a great deal of the future.
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→ That sounds confusing.
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Well, it gives me a unique perspective. And makes me an extremely valuable advisor.
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→ That sounds useful.
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Well, it gives me a unique perspective. And makes me an extremely valuable advisor.
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→ Can I learn to time travel?
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Player, I do not believe in impossibility. So I will say merely that it is improbable.
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Let's do something fun!
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player
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Let's do something fun!
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Player... Now, I know you're not a wizard, but have you ever heard of a Wizards' Duel?
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→ Yes.
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Then you know how it works. |
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My last bout with Madam Mim... well, it... it was a bit of a grudge match, you might say. We needn't be so brutal. |
→ No.
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Well, it's a classic battle of wits, where each player takes turns changing into different things. |
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The goal is to defeat the other player's form! |
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Since you can't change forms, we'll just say the names of what we WOULD change into. And let's stick to animals, shall we?
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Here, I'll start... I choose the form of a tortoise!
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→ Raccoon.
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A reasonable choice... A raccoon might be able to prey on a young tortoise. |
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But I assure you I am an old, venerable tortoise and quite immune to your raccoon attacks. |
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I win this duel. |
→ Rabbit.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRabbit
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→ Elephant.
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Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise.
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Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise.
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Seems a bit extreme, but I suppose in a contest of brawn an elephant would win against a tortoise.
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Then I shall become a mouse and terrify your elephant.
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→ Cat.
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Yes, that is a classic response. Cat catches mouse.
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→ Dog.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDog
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→ Robot.
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A robot is not an animal. I win by default!
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- Time for another philosophical question!
Time for another philosophical question!
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player
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Time for another philosophical question!
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Have you ever considered being a squirrel?
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→ Sounds fun!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFun
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→ Sounds dangerous.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDangerous
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→ Can you do that?
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I could. Though I won't; not now. We have other things to do. |
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But I still encourage you to CONSIDER being a squirrel. Think about it... |
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The squirrel's life is hazardous. Downright dangerous!
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Almost all the world is larger than the creature, and a good portion wants to eat it!
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Now, what do you think we can learn from a squirrel?
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→ Empathy for the vulnerable.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEmpathy
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→ How to survive.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSurvive
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→ Walnuts are good.
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I suppose that's technically true, but not really what I was driving at.
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You had a question?
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player
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You had a question?
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Tell me, Player... what do you think is the most important quality for being a good leader?
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→ Pulling a sword from a stone.
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Heh-heh. Yes, I see you know how to play to your audience. But Arthur could never have done that if he didn't inherently have the quality of compassion!
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→ Taking care of people.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTakingCare
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→ Being awesome.
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Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"?
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Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"?
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Awesome? Hmph. But for what purpose are you being "awesome"?
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→ To do good.
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Yes! That is the very essence of leadership! Having a true purpose to care for the people that you lead.
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→ To feel awesome.
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You, my friend, have a lot to learn.
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WALL-E
WALL-E
Do you have a question?
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player
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Do you have a question?
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Yoo-hoo! Uhh...
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player
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What is it, WALL-E? You have a question?
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player
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Hmm. He's pointing at...
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→ Me.
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player
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPointingMe
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→ My hands.
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player
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These are my hands, WALL-E.
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These are my hands, WALL-E.
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player
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These are my hands, WALL-E.
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Hmmm...
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player
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Yeah, they're not like yours.
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→ Mine aren't made of metal.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotMetal
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→ Look how many fingers I have!
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Whoa!
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→ These little things are called fingernails.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFingernails
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→ My clothes.
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player
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPointingClothes
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- Got something to show me?
Got something to show me?
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player
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Got something to show me?
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Oh! Oh!
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player
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WALL-E's showing me something. It's a...
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→ Sandwich.
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That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?!
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That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?!
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player
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That's a sandwich, WALL-E. Where did you find that?!
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Uhh...
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→ A kind of food. Like what Remy makes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKindofFood
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→ Not really relevant to you.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotRelevant
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→ Delicious! Is this pastrami?
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Huh...?
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Huh...?
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Huh...?
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player
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Right... you wouldn't know what pastrami is. Don't worry about it.
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→ Light Bulb.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLightBulb
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→ Leaf.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLeaf
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How are you?
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WALL-E!
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→ I don't know what you're saying!
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WALL-E! WALL-E! WALL-E!
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WALL-E! WALL-E! WALL-E!
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WALL-E
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→ What other words do you know?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatOtherWords
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→ What means "yes"?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHowSayYes
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→ How do you say "no"?
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No.
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No.
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No.
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player
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We'll continue this another time...
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→ But it's a start.
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Whoopee!
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→ I'll never understand you.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIllNeverUnderstand
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→ I'm gonna guess what you're saying!
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*whistles*
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→ You want to be best friends!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBFFs
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→ You want to go swimming!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSwimming
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→ It was Belle in the library with a candlestick!
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Huh?!
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Huh?!
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Huh?!
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→ I got it!
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Whoopee!
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→ This could use more work at another time.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMoreWork
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→ I understand completely.
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TODOResponsetoAnswer3
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Is everything okay?
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player
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Is everything okay?
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Aww...
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player
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WALL-E looks a little sad today. I should try to cheer him up.
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Huh?
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→ You're adorable!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAdorable
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→ You're doing a great job!
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[no answer, dialogue closes]
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→ You're great at compacting trash!
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[no answer, dialogue closes]
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- Is there something you need?
Is there something you need?
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player
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Is there something you need?
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Yoo-hoo! Uhh...
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player
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What is it, WALL-E? You have a question?
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player
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Hmm. He's pointing at a...
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→ Bird.
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player
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBird
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→ Squirrel.
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player
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That's a squirrel, WALL-E.
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That's a squirrel, WALL-E.
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player
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That's a squirrel, WALL-E.
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Huh?!
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player
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Well, a squirrel is...
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→ A small mammal that climbs trees.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMammal
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→ A cute critter that eats nuts.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCritter
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→ Like Remy but with a bushy tail and less cooking experience.
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Ooh!
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→ Tree.
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player
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That's a tree, WALL-E.
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That's a tree, WALL-E.
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player
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That's a tree, WALL-E.
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Huh?!
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player
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Well, a tree is...
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→ A big plant that's been growing for a long time.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBigPlant
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→ A telephone pole, but you don't have to build it.
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Ooh!
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→ Where wooden things come from.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWoodenThings
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- Let's try to speak again!
Let's try to speak again!
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player
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Let's try to speak again!
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WALL-E.
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player
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Let's try one WALL-E for yes and two WALL-E's for no.
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→ Do you like the Village?
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WALL-E!
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WALL-E!
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WALL-E!
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player
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One WALL-E means "YES"! So, do you prefer...
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→ Fishing?
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WALL-E, WALL-E!
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→ Gardening?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGardening
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→ Meeting new people?
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Oh... WALL-E?
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Oh... WALL-E?
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Oh... WALL-E?
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→ I finally understand you!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFinallyUnderstand
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→ Thank you for playing along!
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Whoopee!
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→ Do you miss your world?
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EVE-ah...
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EVE-ah...
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EVE-ah...
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→ Your friend?
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WALL-E!
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WALL-E!
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WALL-E!
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player
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She IS your friend!
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→ I finally understand you!
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Whoopee!
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→ Thank you for playing along!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPlayingAlong
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→ Another robot?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAnotherRobot
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→ Would you like to go on adventures with me?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAdventures
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{{labeledDialogueBox|title=You look happy today!|
player
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You look happy today!
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Da dada...da da da!
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player
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WALL-E's singing and doing a little dance! I should...
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→ Join him!
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Da da dada da...
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Da da dada da...
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Da da dada da...
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→ Da de-da-da!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDaDeDaDa
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→ Ba dum dum dum!
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Da de da do de-da dah doo-day!
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→ Nice moves, WALL-E!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNiceMoves
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→ Just watch.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJustWatch
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→ Applaud!
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Da da dada da....
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Da da dada da....
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→ Da de-da-da!
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Da de da do de-da dah doo-day!
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→ Nice moves, WALL-E!
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TODOResponseNiceMoves
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- You want to tell me something?
You want to tell me something?
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player
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You want to tell me something?
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Yoo-hoo! WALL-E!
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player
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What's that, WALL-E? Oh, it's a toaster.
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Huh? ... Ooh! Ooh!
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player
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Yeah, those are the dials. You turn them to set how toasted you want your toast.
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player
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Wait. You probably don't know what toast is. Toast is bread that you cook and then eat.
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Uhh...
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player
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Bread is human food. It gives us energy.
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→ Like you get energy from the sun!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEnergyFromSun
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→ It's great with jam or peanut butter.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJamOrPB
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→ It's an essential part of any good sandwich.
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Whoa!
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Lilo & Stitch
Stitch
- How are you feeling today?
Something on your mind?
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player
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Something on your mind?
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Player, you hula dance?
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→ Yes, I do!
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Oooh! Stitch too! We hula together soon!
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→ No, I don't.
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TODOResponseNo
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→ I don't, but I admire the art.
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Yes. Hula is very good art. Stitch will hula some time so you can admire.
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Something on your mind?
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player
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Something on your mind?
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Ooh! Ooh! Player, I have idea for cooking!
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You put food in stove to cook. Right?
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But if shoot food with LASERS, it cooks FASTER!
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→ That's an amazing idea.
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YES! Stitch go tell Remy!
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→ That's an extremely unsafe idea.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerUnsafeLaserCooking
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- Stitch, I was just thinking...
Stitch, I was just thinking...
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player
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Stitch, I was just thinking...
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player
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You have a lot of cool powers.
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Yeah, Stitch is strong. Fireproof. Can look like doggy. And see in dark!
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→ ...being so strong?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerStrong
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→ ...being so tough?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTough
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→ ...being able to see in the dark?
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Mmmm. Usually good. Good for hide-and-seek. / But sometimes, Stitch wake up in middle of night... / ...and see too many scary shadows. / Then night vision not good.
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- What are you up to today?
What are you up to today?
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player
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What are you up to today?
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Stitch wants to surf but cannot swim.
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→ You could wear a life jacket?
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Life jacket? Life floaties? So Stitch float in water? / Okay. Will try. But Stitch is VERY heavy.
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→ You should surf with someone.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSurfWithSomeone
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→ Just be careful.
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Careful is hard, but I will try.
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- What did you want to do today?
What did you want to do today?
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player
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What did you want to do today?
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You take photos with camera.
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What are best things to photo?
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→ I like taking pictures of landscapes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLandscapes
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→ I like taking portraits.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPortraits
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→ You, Stitch!
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Me? Okay! Ahem. Ready for my close-up!
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- What do you like to do as a hobby?
What do you like to do as a hobby?
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player
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What do you like to do as a hobby?
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Player, want to learn fire spinning with me? Very fun.
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→ Yes.
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Good! Here's how...
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Good! Here's how...
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Good! Here's how...
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First: Find something and set it on fire.
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Then: Spin it!
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player
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On second thought, I'll leave it to the professionals.
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→ No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoFireSpinning
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→ That sounds dangerous.
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Yes. Dangerous... sometimes. |
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Want to learn? |
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What's on your mind?
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player
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What's on your mind?
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He-he-he. Stitch have ideas for new prank on Donald Duck.
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Hide squirrel in his hat. OR! Put spicy pepper in lunch!
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But which to do first? Hmm...
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→ Squirrel in hat, definitely.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSquirrel
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→ Pepper. Go with pepper.
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Okay! Yeah! Gotta go find pepper. Bye!
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→ Stitch, it's not very nice to prank Donald.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotNice
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- What's on your mind, Stitch?
What's on your mind, Stitch?
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player
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What's on your mind, Stitch?
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Stitch is fluffy! Cute and fluffy. Right?
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→ I wish I were fluffy.
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Okay. Just need evil genius scientist. |
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They help you be cute and fluffy, like Stitch. |
→ Yeah! You're fluffy and adorable!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYeahFluffy
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→ Sure. I'm glad being fluffy works for you, but I'm happy how I am.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodForYou
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- What's your plan for today?
What's your plan for today?
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player
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What's your plan for today?
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Hello, Player! Stitch making new hula dance!
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What should dance be about?
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→ Flowers.
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Yeah! Stitch's family likes flowers. |
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Flowers are good for hula. Flowers mean family! |
→ Family.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFamily.
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Moana
Maui
Do you have a question?
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player
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Do you have a question?
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Player, I need to ask you something VERY important. It's to settle a little disagreement with Moana.
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If you had to name one thing you like MOST about me, what would it be?
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→ Your tattoos.
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Great answer. My tattoos are kind of a chronicle of all my feats. |
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They show up when I earn them. |
→ Your heroics.
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They don't call me "hero to all" for nothing! |
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And I've got the tattoos to prove it. |
→ Your humbleness.
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Huh... Now that you mention it, I am INCREDIBLY humble for a demigod. I mean, NO ONE'S more humble than I am.
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Thanks, Player!
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How are you today?
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player
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How are you today?
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I can tell what you're thinking. How does he have such great hair? It's kind of my thing.
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→ That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEXACTLYGreatHair
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→ That's NOT what I was thinking. At. All.
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Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos.
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Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos.
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Oh? Then you were admiring my tattoos.
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→ Your hair's a bit flat today.
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What?! How did that happen? Too much salt spray? I've, er... gotta go. Bye!
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→ You're too full of yourself.
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Hey, it's hard being this perfect all the time. Maybe that's my flaw... I'm too perfect.
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→ Just keep doing what you're doing!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerKeepDoing
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I have a question...
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player
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I have a question...
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Saw you eyeing my magical fishhook. Nice, isn't it?
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→ It's very impressive.
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EXTREMELY impressive. And I'm the only one who has one. |
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It's an exclusive club. Population: Maui. |
→ It's just a hook.
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Ah. Excuse me. the word "just" has no place in that sentence. This fishhook lets me shapeshift into a SHARK!
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Ah. Excuse me. the word "just" has no place in that sentence. This fishhook lets me shapeshift into a SHARK!
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Ah. Excuse me. the word "just" has no place in that sentence. This fishhook lets me shapeshift into a SHARK!
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What do you say to that?
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→ That's actually pretty impressive.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerActuallyImpressive
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→ Meh.
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Meh? Meh?! Nothing about Maui is "meh"! |
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You wouldn't know awesome if it bit you. With shark teeth! |
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- So I have a few questions.
So I have a few questions.
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player
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So I have a few questions.
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I know being face to face with a demigod is a lot. But you gotta relax! I'm just an ordinary guy who happens to be a demigod. Ask your questions.
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→ What's the biggest monster you've ever fought?
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If you're talking about raw size, the award definitely goes to the lava monster. It was like mountain-big!
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→ Tell me about your tattoos.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTellTattoos
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→ How did you become a demigod?
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That is a sad and personal story. And I have a limit of only one sad personal story per year. |
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Moana used up this year's supply. Check in with me in a decade or so. |
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- Tell me something about yourself...
Tell me something about yourself...
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player
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Tell me something about yourself...
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So one of the great things about being a shapeshifter is that I know what it's like to be a bunch of different animals.
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Ever wonder what it's like to be a shark? Tell me which of my animal forms is your favorite, and I'll tell you about it.
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→ Hawk.
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The giant hawk is possibly the greatest. You've got flight, which is helpful and awesome! |
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And also sharp talons for putting the hurt on giant shiny crabs. |
→ Shark.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerShark
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→ Iguana.
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The iguana is a vastly underrated animal. It's small, sure, but it's a good climber. |
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And sometimes it helps to be small so you can wriggle through tiny spaces. |
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- You look like you have a question.
You look like you have a question.
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player
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You look like you have a question.
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Player! Got a question for you. Which of these do you think is the BEST animal to turn into...
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Sneaky beetle? Fearsome shark? Or awesome, powerful, giant hawk?
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→ Definitely the hawk.
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Good choice! You have power, you have flight. There is literally no downside to being a hawk.
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→ I like the idea of sneaking around as a beetle.
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It has its uses. But you gotta be careful when you're tiny. A chicken might try to eat you.
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→ I personally like the shark head.
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You like... Oh great. Moana told you about that, didn't she? I make a mistake shape-shifting one time, and I never hear the end of it!
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Moana
Are you okay, Moana?
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player
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Are you okay, Moana?
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I was just thinking about my Gramma. I still really miss her.
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→ Who is that?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhoGramma
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→ The grief will pass.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerGriefPass
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→ You'll always have her memory.
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|
You're right. And that's really comforting. She wouldn't want me to stay sad. And I won't. |
|
But she was important. I don't want my heart to forget her. |
|
- Did you always want to sail away?
Did you always want to sail away?
|
player
|
Did you always want to sail away?
|
|
When I was young, my father wanted me to be happy where I was. To focus on my responsibility to our people.
|
|
But there was something inside me that called me to the ocean. I found a way to bring those two things together. Our people are voyagers again.
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→ I'd like to voyage someday.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerVoyageSomeday
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→ I'm happy right where I am. No voyaging for me.
|
|
I know a lot of people who feel that way. And I love Motunui. I'm always happy there. And in your Village, too. |
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But the ocean is always calling to me to sail and explore. |
→ I'm glad you found a way to bring those two things together.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBringTogether
|
|
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
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|
Player, I'm curious. Have you ever sailed on the ocean?
|
→ I'm afraid of the water.
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|
That's understandable. The ocean can be frightening, especially in a storm. |
|
But if you get to know the currents and learn to sail, it can be amazing! |
→ Never, but I want to!
|
|
That's great! Maybe someday we can take a voyage together.
|
→ Of course I have! The water calls me.
|
|
Me too! |
|
When I was little, I'd go to the shore every chance I got. And one day... the ocean introduced itself to me! / At least that's what Gramma Tala said. I was just a baby, so I don't really remember. |
|
Let's talk about nature.
|
player
|
Let's talk about nature.
|
|
Ever since I was a little girl, I could feel the ocean calling to me.
|
|
Is there a place in nature that makes you happiest?
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→ It's hard to decide. I love nature!
|
|
That's great! For me, it's definitely the ocean. Even if sometimes I have a hard time figuring out what it wants.
|
That's great! For me, it's definitely the ocean. Even if sometimes I have a hard time figuring out what it wants.
|
|
That's great! For me, it's definitely the ocean. Even if sometimes I have a hard time figuring out what it wants.
|
|
But if you HAD to choose, what's your favorite place in nature?
|
→ I love the forest.
|
|
Really? I'd love to learn more about the forest. I've seen so many new trees just in the Village!
|
→ I love the ocean.
|
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TODOResponsetoAnswerOcean
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→ I love the mountains.
|
|
I've seen the mountains here in the distance, but I haven't been there yet. I bet the view is amazing!
|
|
→ I like the indoors best!
|
|
Really? What do you like to do indoors?
|
Really? What do you like to do indoors?
|
|
Really? What do you like to do indoors?
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→ I like to read books.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRead
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→ I like to cook.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCook
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→ I play video games.
|
|
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. But it sounds interesting.
|
|
|
- Tell me about food on Motunui?
Tell me about food on Motunui?
|
player
|
Tell me about food on Motunui?
|
|
Do you ever think about coconuts? I mean, REALLY think about them?
|
→ Yes.
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|
You do?! Oh... Well, what do you think of coconuts?
|
→ No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoCoconuts
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→ I'm allergic.
|
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAllergic
|
|
What's on your mind?
|
player
|
What's on your mind?
|
|
Now that we have coconuts in the Valley, I hope everyone gets a lot of use out of them.
|
|
They're pretty good for just about anything.
|
→ Coconut soup.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSoup
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→ A coconut helmet.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHelmet
|
→ Nets out of the fibers!
|
|
Yes! Wait -- I think I taught you that one.
|
|
- Will you go sailing today?
Will you go sailing today?
|
player
|
Will you go sailing today?
|
|
I'm not sure if I'll go sailing today. It depends on the weather.
|
→ Have you sailed in storms?
|
|
A few. It's dangerous. |
|
...and maybe a little bit exciting. |
→ What's the best weather for sailing?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBestWeather
|
|
You look a little down.
|
player
|
You look a little down.
|
|
When I miss Gramma Tala, I go to the ocean shore. She loved to dance in the shallows.
|
|
What do you do when you miss someone?
|
→ I tell stories about them!
|
|
That's really smart. We tell lots of stories on Motunui. Gramma Tala was an amazing storyteller.
|
That's really smart. We tell lots of stories on Motunui. Gramma Tala was an amazing storyteller.
|
|
That's really smart. We tell lots of stories on Motunui. Gramma Tala was an amazing storyteller.
|
→ What kinds of stories did she tell?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerKindsOfStories
|
→ Do YOU tell stories now?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDoYouTellStories
|
→ Did you have a favorite story?
|
|
I do. It's about how Gramma Tala came to me when I lost my way. She really helped.
|
|
→ I call my friends to hang out with them.
|
|
I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me.
|
I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me.
|
|
I have a lot of people to talk to, too. But Gramma Tala was... different. She really understood me.
|
→ What did you like best about her?
|
|
She didn't care if people thought she was different. She was just so much... herself.
|
→ Do you think you're like her?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswer2
|
|
|
Ratatouille
Remy
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
Is there an organization that inspects food safety in the Valley?
|
→ I don't think so.
|
|
Well, we need one. I want people to know it's safe to eat at my restaurant. / Actually, you've cooked with me. Maybe you could give the restaurant a safety rating?
|
→ I can do that.
|
|
Great! All right. I'm ready. Go ahead.
|
→ Why would you want that?
|
|
Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe."
|
Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe."
|
|
Because I want my restaurant to be certified "safe."
|
|
I want people to feel confident eating there.
|
|
Actually, you've cooked with me. Maybe you could give the restaurant a safety rating?
|
|
|
How would you rate my restaurant on safety?
|
→ Extremely safe.
|
|
Excellent! / I was certain everything was up to code, but it's nice to have the reassurance.
|
→ Pretty safe.
|
|
Excellent! / I was certain everything was up to code, but it's nice to have the reassurance.
|
→ Unsafe, but only when villains eat there.
|
|
Oh. That's a good point. Maybe I should put up rules for villains? / But they're villains, so they'll just break the rules... / I need to think about this.
|
|
- How are the new recipes going?
How are the new recipes going?
|
player
|
How are the new recipes going?
|
|
You've gotta taste this! It's not really a smoky taste. It's more of a...ZAP-KAPOW kind of taste!
|
|
What do you think?
|
→ Delicious!
|
|
Right?! Go ahead! It's all yours.
|
→ Definitely ZAP-KAPOW.
|
|
Right?! That's what I'm saying. I got it that way by being struck by lightning while I was cooking. / It was intense, but worth it for the flavor!
|
→ Needs salt.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNeedsSalt
|
|
- Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?
Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?
|
player
|
Is running a restaurant as easy as cooking?
|
|
So, it turns out that running a restaurant is a lot different than cooking.
|
→ It is?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerItIs
|
→ That makes sense.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerMakesSense
|
→ Aren't they the same thing?
|
|
When you're cooking, you can focus on just the food. But a restaurant... is an entire experience! You have to decorate the space... / ...manage the customers, order supplies, shop for ingredients... It's a lot of work.
|
→ Do you need help?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNeedHelp
|
→ Is it worth it?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWorthIt
|
→ Maybe you should take a break.
|
|
No way! I love the work. / Having my own restaurant lets people experience my cooking. And watching them enjoy my food... there's nothing like it.
|
|
Let's talk about flavor!
|
player
|
Let's talk about flavor!
|
|
Player, do you prefer savory things or sweet things?
|
→ Savory.
|
|
Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy.
|
Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy.
|
|
Good choice. That gives you an extremely wide variety of flavor profiles to enjoy.
|
|
Okay, do you enjoy salty, savory things? Or fermented things like cheeses? Or spicy stews?
|
→ Salty.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSalty
|
→ Fermented.
|
|
I agree. I hate to be a cliché, but I am INCREDIBLY fond of aged cheese.
|
→ Spicy stews.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSpicy
|
|
→ Sweet.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSweet
|
|
Teach me about baking!
|
player
|
Teach me about baking!
|
|
Today is all about pastries.
|
|
I'm gonna try and push my restaurant's pastry game to the next level.
|
|
But I need to focus on one at a time. What's your favorite pastry, Player?
|
→ Croissants.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCroissants
|
→ Donuts.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDonuts
|
→ I like them all!.
|
|
Ha! You sound just like my brother, Emile. He'll eat just about anything.
|
|
- Tell me more about your job!
Tell me more about your job!
|
player
|
Tell me more about your job!
|
|
Do you know how many different kinds of cooks there are?
|
|
You've got sous chefs, sauciers, pastry chefs... The list goes on!
|
→ What's a sous chef?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSousChef
|
→ What's a saucier?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSaucier
|
→ Do pastry chefs only make pastries?
|
|
Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important.
|
Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important.
|
|
Yes. But there's no such thing as "only" a pastry. Pastries are very important.
|
|
Dessert is a customer's final experience with the restaurant.
|
→ A last chance to make a good impression.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLastChance
|
→ I love dessert.
|
|
You and most of Paris! Which is why pastry chefs are so important.
|
|
|
- Where did you learn to cook?
Where did you learn to cook?
|
player
|
Where did you learn to cook?
|
|
Have you ever heard of Auguste Gusteau?
|
→ Yes.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerYes
|
→ No.
|
|
Well, Gusteau is an amazing chef! And my idol.
|
→ Isn't he dead?
|
|
Well, yeah, he is. But while he was alive, he was an amazing chef.
|
|
I learned so much from him. About good food, savoring everything, and being brave.
|
→ Good food?
|
|
Yes! He used to say: "Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell!" / Eating is a full body experience. You have to engage all the senses!
|
→ Savoring everything?
|
|
Yes! He used to say, "There is excellence all around you! You need only be aware to stop and savor it." / So I always try to stop and savor everything.
|
→ Being brave?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBeingBrave
|
|
You seem preoccupied...
|
player
|
You seem preoccupied...
|
|
Hey, Player. I've been thinking...
|
→ What about?
|
|
About cooking. Of course, I'm always doing that...
|
→ A dangerous pastime.
|
|
Yeah. That's what my brother always says.
|
|
But this time I was thinking about the Night Thorns and how we need to get rid of them.
|
|
So... what if I found a way to cook them?
|
→ I think they're poisonous.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerPoisonous
|
→ I think they're mystically dangerous.
|
|
Mystical, huh? That sounds a little beyond me. Guess I better not mess with the Night Thorns.
|
→ I think they'd taste bad.
|
|
You'd be surprised at how bad some raw ingredients can taste. But sauté them, add a little garlic, and they can totally transform.
|
|
The Lion King
Scar
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
Tell me, oh noble leader... What do you enjoy most about ruling over this Village?
|
→ Helping people.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHelping
|
→ Being in charge.
|
|
I couldn't agree more. Power and control are the true joys of leadership.
|
→ Talking to everyone.
|
|
Really? You enjoy talking to these lackwits? Well, there's no accounting for taste.
|
|
Everything okay?
|
|
Player,why don't the fools around here respect my natural superiority?
|
→ What makes YOU so superior?
|
|
Well, I am at the top of the food chain. And of course, there's my cunning and brilliance.
|
→ People don't recognize your brilliance.
|
|
They don't, and it's such a tragedy. A loss to the entire community.
|
→ Maybe it's because you're a jerk to everyone.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerJerk
|
|
If only I were given what I deserve, life here would be sublime.
|
→ What do you think you deserve?
|
|
Respect... / Admiration... / And to be made king of all I survey. / Everyone would benefit. I assure you.
|
→ Are you sure?
|
|
Of course. When I have what is rightfully mine... / ...all will be as it should be.
|
→ That sounds reasonable.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerReasonable
|
|
Something on your mind?
|
player
|
Something on your mind?
|
|
I have a little thought exercise for you.
|
|
Which Villager do you think would be the most delicious?
|
→ Bad kitty!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBadKitty
|
→ This isn't a fun thought exercise!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNotFun
|
→ YOU CAN'T EAT THE OTHER VILLAGERS.
|
|
Ugh, I'm excruciatingly aware. / This is all strictly hypothetical, of course. / Though it does feel as if my diet has been strictly hypothetical lately.
|
|
You put so many limitation on who... ahem... WHAT I"m allowed to eat.
|
|
I'm practically skin and bones.
|
→ How about some delicious vegetable snacks?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerVeggieSnacks
|
→ You look fine to me.
|
|
Well, I'm not. I'm famished! / And all the fish in your waters aren't going to change that.
|
→ Go catch some fish.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCatchFish
|
|
Tell me about you.
|
player
|
Tell me about you.
|
|
You're staring at my scar, aren't you? Want to know how I got it?
|
→ Yes.
|
|
Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark.
|
Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark.
|
|
Oh, there are many dangers that can leave a mark.
|
|
Let's play a game. Guess how I got my scar.
|
→ Cobra.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCobra
|
→ Cape Buffalo.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBuffalo
|
→ Mufasa.
|
|
You think my brother Mufasa gave me this scar? An accident while we were cubs? / Or not such an accident when he became king? / Perhaps. But I'll never say. It's far too private a memory.
|
|
→ No.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDontWantToKnow
|
|
What's on your mind?
|
player
|
What's on your mind?
|
|
Player, do you have a Villager you're not particularly fond of?
|
|
Perhaps someone who annoys you incessantly? Who you'd rather not have around?
|
→ No. I like everyone.
|
|
Everyone? Really? Absolutely everyone?
|
Everyone? Really? Absolutely everyone?
|
|
Everyone? Really? Absolutely everyone?
|
→ Really. Absolutely everyone.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerReallyEveryone
|
→ ... Are you drooling?
|
|
Of course not. I do not drool. / I was merely... savoring the thought of... something.
|
|
→ Why do you ask?
|
|
Oh, no reason. Just an idle curiosity.
|
What's on your mind?
|
→ Well, I like everyone.
|
|
How disappointing.
|
→ ... Are you drooling?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAreYouDrooling
|
|
→ ... Are you drooling?
|
|
Of course not. I do not drool. / I was merely... savoring the thought of... something.
|
|
What's wrong?
|
|
Ursula is being absurd.
|
|
She's told me that there are beasts beneath the sea who are far more ferocious than any lion.
|
|
Creatures called "sharks".
|
→ Sharks are more ferocious than lions.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSharks
|
→ Lions are more ferocious than sharks.
|
|
Precisely. They sound like nothing more than overgrown fish. / I'm sure I'd make quick work of any shark. / Hmm. Just thinking about it makes me hungry.
|
→ Sharks and lions are both pretty dangerous.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSharksLions
|
|
- Why are you looking at me like that?
Why are you looking at me like that?
|
player
|
Why are you looking at me like that?
|
|
Why don't I ever see you with a wildebeest slung over your shoulder?
|
|
When, exactly, do you hunt?
|
→ I don't hunt.
|
|
You don't hunt? But then...
|
→ That's not something I can do.
|
|
You can't hunt? How tragic.
|
→ I don't like wildebeest.
|
|
Then zebra. Or gazelle.
|
Then zebra. Or gazelle.
|
|
Then zebra. Or gazelle.
|
player
|
Not a fan of any of those. Sorry.
|
|
|
What do you eat?
|
→ Anything with chocolate.
|
|
I'm afraid I've no idea what that is... / But it does sound... intriguing.
|
→ Sandwiches.
|
|
What is a "sandwich"?
|
What is a "sandwich"?
|
|
What is a "sandwich"?
|
player
|
It's like... food, but with two pieces of bread around it.
|
|
So, if I were to put two pieces of this "bread" around a wildebeest... that would be a sandwich?
|
player
|
Um... that's a very philosophical question...
|
|
→ Salads.
|
|
Salads...?
|
Salads...?
|
|
Salads...?
|
player
|
You know... some lettuce, tomatoes, maybe a little dressing...
|
|
You've just described a bowl of leaves. How wretched.
|
|
|
You look angry.
|
|
I should have always been King of Pride Rock, not my brother. And certainly not my fool of a nephew.
|
|
I had the lion's share of intelligence, and that's far more important in a leader than brute strength.
|
→ You're ill-suited.
|
|
Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me!
|
Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me!
|
|
Ill-suited? Bite your tongue! Name one thing that Simba has that would make him a better king than me!
|
→ Kindness.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerKindness
|
→ Respect.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerRespect
|
→ Friends.
|
|
Ugh, you mean the meerkat and the warthog? If they're what passes for friends these days, I far prefer solitude.
|
|
→ Get over it.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerGetOverIt
|
→ Maybe you're right.
|
|
Finally! Someone who sees me for all that I am! I should have been king. I SHOULD be king.
|
|
You look sad.
|
|
Life's not fair, is it? I have to contend with countless fools trying to deny me my rightful place as king...
|
|
...and you have to deal with a bumbling parade of incompetents stumbling through your Village.
|
→ I like the Villagers.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeVillagers
|
→ You're just bitter.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBitter
|
→ As you like to say, "I'm surrounded by fools."
|
|
Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us.
|
Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us.
|
|
Yes, it's our lot in life to suffer, surrounded by incompetents not worthy of us.
|
|
Perhaps you could give me control over more of the Valley.
|
|
Wouldn't it be a refreshing change to work with someone... capable?
|
→ No way.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNoWay
|
→ I'll consider it.
|
|
Consider it quickly. I'm in a generous mood, but it won't last forever.
|
|
|
The Little Mermaid
Ariel
- Do you have a question, Ariel?
Do you have a question, Ariel?
|
player
|
Do you have a question, Ariel?
|
|
You're a human, Player. What would you say your favorite human thing is?
|
→ Probably fire.
|
|
Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it?
|
Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it?
|
|
Before I saw it, I was so curious about it. I know it can be helpful and also hurtful. What do you like about it?
|
→ It's warm and cozy.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCozy
|
→ It's bright and beautiful.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBright
|
→ It's useful.
|
|
Yes! It provides light and heat, and I know humans like to cook their food over it. / If I'm on land when it gets cold, I like being near a warm fire.
|
|
→ Shoes are nice.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerShoes
|
→ It's hard to choose just one!
|
|
I would have trouble choosing, too. But please do try. At least tell me one you like a lot.
|
|
Do you like living here?
|
player
|
Do you like living here?
|
|
I've been learning so much more about human stuff since I came to this Village!
|
|
Why don't you give me a test?! Tell me the name of a human object, and I'll tell you what it's used for.
|
→ Fork.
|
|
Oh, that one's easy! It's for combing your hair. / And I believe the more common term for "fork" is "dinglehopper."
|
→ Shoes.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerShoes
|
|
Now it's my turn. I'll tell you the name of a human object, and you tell me what it does.
|
|
Do you know what a snarfblatt is?
|
→ A fish.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFish
|
→ A shark.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerShark
|
→ A trumpet.
|
|
That's right! Wow, you really know your human stuff.
|
|
Do you need any help?
|
player
|
Do you need any help?
|
|
Player, I want to get a present for Eric. But I could use your advice. What sorts of things would a human man like?
|
→ Something from under the sea?
|
|
Do you think so? He IS very curious about my world. Almost as curious as I am about his! Maybe I could find him a beautiful shell. Or sea glass!
|
→ Something from your collection?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCollection
|
→ Eric likes your singing.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSinging
|
|
Have you got a question?
|
player
|
Have you got a question?
|
|
Player, I have a very important question for you. What's your favorite thing to do on land?
|
→ Dance.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDance
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→ Ski.
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Oh, Merlin told me about skiing! / You put sticks on your feet and throw yourself down a mountain. / That sounds so exciting! I'd love to try it someday.
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→ Fly kites.
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Oh, I've seen those! They're almost like the sail of a boat, but in the sky.
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There are so many interesting things to do on land.
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→ Yeah, it can be pretty cool.
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Thank you for telling me about it!
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→ I think the sea is better.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSea
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→ I think they're both amazing in their own ways.
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I guess you're right. There are lots of fantastic things about both of them.
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- How is your collection going?
How is your collection going?
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player
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How is your collection going?
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Since I can go on land whenever I'd like now, I want to find things to add to my collection. What do you think I should start looking for?
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→ Stamps?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerStamps
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→ Hats?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHats
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→ Thingamabobs?
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I already have twenty thingamabobs. I'd really like to collect something different.
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|
- I've got a question for you!
I've got a question for you!
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player
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I've got a question for you!
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Hello, Player. Do you have a question for me?
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→ How many merpeople are there?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNumberMerpeople
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→ Do you get tired swimming all the time?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTiredOfSwimming
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→ What's the biggest fish you've ever seen?
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Well, I've seen some pretty big whales. But fish... I guess I'd have to say a whale shark, which is actually a fish, not a whale. Isn't that confusing?
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Let's talk about you.
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player
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Let's talk about you.
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I have an idea, Player! Let's see how much we know about each other.
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It can be a game! I'll start...
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I'm the daughter of the king of the ocean. What's my father's name?
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→ Poseidon.
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TODOResponsePoseidon
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→ The Tuna King.
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TODOResponseTunaKing
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→ King Triton.
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That's right! Okay, the next question is a little more difficult...
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How many sisters do I have?
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→ You have six sisters.
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TODOResponsesixsisters
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→ You have two brothers: Flounder and Sebastian.
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TODOResponse2brothers
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→ You're an only child.
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No, I have six older sisters: Aquata, Audrina, Arista, Attina, Adella and Alana. But that was a tough one. / I promise the next question is easier!
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I have a collection of gizmos and thingamabobs and all sorts of stuff. Do you know what the things in my collection have in common?
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→ They're coral.
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TODOResponseCoral
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→ Shark teeth, of course.
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TODOResponseSharkteeth
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→ They are things found on land.
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You're right! I think human stuff is very interesting. / Okay, two out of three is very good! Let's see if you can answer the next question!
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What did Ursula want from me when I asked her to give me human legs?
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→ Your father's trident.
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TODOResponsefatherstrident
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→ Your voice!
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TODOResponseVoice
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→ Your fins.
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Oh, I'm sorry Player. She did give me legs, but she asked for my voice in return. Are you ready for the next one?
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What's the name of the human I saved from drowning?
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→ Flotsam.
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TODOResponseFlotsam
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→ Eric.
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TODOResponseEric
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→ Max.
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No. You're thinking of his dog. I saved Prince Eric.
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You do know some things about me! I hope you had fun. [2/5 correct]
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Let's talk again soon! I can't wait to learn more about you.
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|
- Tell me about your hobbies.
Tell me about your hobbies.
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player
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Tell me about your hobbies.
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I love to sing. And Sebastian says I'm pretty good at it. Do you like to sing?
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→ Yes.
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That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song?
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That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song?
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That's fantastic! Tell me, what's your favorite kind of song?
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→ Love songs.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLoveSongs
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→ Dance songs.
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Oh, I love those too! Sebastian is really good at writing dance songs. He can get the whole ocean dancing!
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→ Rock anthems.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRockAnthems
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→ No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoSinging
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→ Badly.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBadSinging
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- What are you thinking about?
What are you thinking about?
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player
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What are you thinking about?
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I've always been so curious about the human world. And I just realized...
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You might be curious about my underwater world!
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Is there anything you'd like me to tell you about?
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→ What's the deepest you've ever dived?
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Well, I've explored an underwater trench. It was very dark and very cold.
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→ What's it like being friends with fish?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFishFriends
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→ How do you breathe?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBreathe
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What's up?
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Where would you most like to go exploring, Player?
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→ The forests.
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Oh, I'd love to do that too! What do you like about the forest?
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What do you like about the Forest?
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What do you like about the forest?
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→ Theyre dark and green.
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Hmmm...I've been in kelp forests like that.
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→ Forest2
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TODOResponsetoAnswerForest2
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→ Forest3
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TODOResponsetoAnswerForest3
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→ The tundra.
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That sounds so interesting! What do you like about the tundra?
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That sounds so interesting! What do you like about the tundra?
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That sounds so interesting! What do you like about the tundra?
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→ It's nice and cold.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCold
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→ There's so much snow.
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I'd like to see that. It snows over the ocean sometimes. / My father took me very far north once, and there was ice on the water!
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→ There are gorgeous mountains.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMountains
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→ The desert.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert
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→ Desert1
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert1
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→ Desert2
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert2
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→ Desert3
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDesert3
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You look very happy.
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player
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You look very happy.
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Eric is wonderful, isn't he?
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He has the warmest smile and the kindest heart. What do you think about when you think of Eric?
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→ His smile.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHisSmile
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→ His personality.
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Me too! He loves exploring, just like me! And he's so understanding. When I couldn't talk, he was very patient. / I'm really looking forward to discovering all the things we have in common and what our differences are too.
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|
You seem preoccupied.
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player
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You seem preoccupied.
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What do you do when you feel homesick, Player?
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→ Visit friends.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerVisit
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→ Look at mementos.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMementos
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→ Distraction.
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|
You mean that if you don't think about home, you won't have time to miss it? / I guess that makes sense.
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Prince Eric
Do you like living here?
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player
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Do you like living here?
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I love Dazzle Beach. The salty sea air. The wind blowing in your face! There's nothing like it.
|
→ I love the ocean.
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|
You do? We're pretty similar then. What's your favorite thing about the sea?
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Dialogue
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You do? We're pretty similar then. What's your favorite thing about the sea?
|
→ I get seasick.
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Oh, I'm sorry about that. I don't get seasick myself, but I have a friend who does. / I know it's pretty unpleasant. Well, I hope you can enjoy the ocean from the shore.
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|
- Do you want to talk about anything?
Do you want to talk about anything?
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player
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Do you want to talk about anything?
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|
There's this old riddle we used to ask new sailors on our ship. Would you like to hear it?
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→ Yes.
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Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop?
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Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop?
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|
Okay, here you go: What do you throw out to use and take back to stop?
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→ Trash.
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Huh? That's an interesting answer. It's not the one the old sea dogs taught me, though.
|
→ An anchor.
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|
Yes! That's the answer. Pretty clever, huh?
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→ A net.
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|
Huh? That's an interesting answer. It's not the one the old sea dogs taught me, though.
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|
→ No.
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|
Guess you're not a riddle sort of person. That's okay.
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Ursula
- Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
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player
|
Do you have time to talk?
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|
What is it?
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|
Well, speak up! Mustn't lurk about, silent as a clam. It's rude. If you have something to ask me, ask!
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→ How did you learn magic?
|
|
Oh, I've always had a natural talent for it. When I live in Atlantica, I did research on magic and alchemy. |
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And after I was banished, I experimented on anyone-- I mean, anything I could find. |
→ Why do you turn merpeople into those shriveled gray beings?
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|
You're talking about my garden? The unfortunate souls who failed to meet the terms of our agreements? It's simple really. |
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I can't let word get out that my contracts are breakable. Besides, it makes me happy to see Triton's subjects writhe on my particular type of hook. |
|
- What are you thinking about?
What are you thinking about?
|
player
|
What are you thinking about?
|
|
Oh, Player, it's you. I was just musing over the distant past. Did you know that I used to live in Atlantica? In the palace, in fact.
|
→ Why did you leave?
|
|
It wasn't by choice, you can be sure of that. King Triton, the tyrant, exiled me.
|
→ Did you like it there?
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|
Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call.
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Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call.
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Of course! It's a palace! Oh, I miss the comforts. The feasts, the festivals. Servants at my beck and call.
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|
What would you miss if you were driven off and forced to live in the... well, I suppose for you it would be the woods?
|
→ Ice Cream.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIceCream
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→ Television.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerTV
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→ Video games.
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|
I have no idea what that is. But I do enjoy games. Especially when I get to make the rules.
|
|
→ Why do you look different?
|
|
You mean why am I not a waifish merperson with a dinky little green tail? |
|
I look different because I AM different, dear. / Not just different. Better! |
|
What are you working on?
|
player
|
What are you working on?
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|
I need a new potion to attract customers. Player, what sort of magical potion do you think would be most in demand here?
|
→ Love Potion.
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|
Oh, those tired old things. I've made a million of them. Though I suppose I could make one that's designed just for the Villagers here. They're not all merfolk, after all.
|
→ Beauty Potion.
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|
That's called makeup, angelfish. Though I suppose I could add a little magic to some. / Maybe a cheek color that only blushes when you want it to. Hmm... that might be quite the seller.
|
→ Luck Potion.
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|
Luck spells are tricky, but they do sell well. Not a bad idea.
|
|
- You seem lost in thought.
You seem lost in thought.
|
player
|
You seem lost in thought.
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|
I came so CLOSE to becoming ruler of all the ocean!
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|
I had the trident in my hand and the crown on my head!
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|
Can you imagine the power?
|
→ I don't want that kind of power.
|
|
You're lying to yourself, dear. Domination over the seven seas.
|
You're lying to yourself, dear. Domination over the seven seas.
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|
You're lying to yourself, dear. Domination over the seven seas.
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|
If you tasted that power, you'd crave it as much as I do.
|
→ No way.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPowerNoWay
|
→ ... Maybe.
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|
That's what I thought.
|
|
→ That sounds amazing.
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|
It was. It was! / And then that insipid little princess and her petty prince ruined it all. / But I'll get my revenge. Just you wait and see.
|
→ That's probably why you lost... You got distracted by power.
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDistracted
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|
Frozen
Anna
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
|
→ Egg sandwiches.
|
|
Good choice! I especially like them with cheese.
|
→ Bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
|
|
Oooh. That sounds good! I kind of want one of those right now.
|
→ Hamburger.
|
|
Huh. I've never heard of them, but I definitely want to try one!
|
|
I've been thinking a lot about sandwiches lately. Sometimes, when you share a love for something fantastic -- like sandwiches -- with a horrible person, it can ruin that thing.
|
|
You try to enjoy sandwiches, and you find yourself thinking about that horrible ex-fiancé... err, person. And what do you do then?
|
→ Stop eating sandwiches.
|
|
No! I refuse! Sandwiches are too good to give up!
|
→ Keep eating sandwiches.
|
|
EXACTLY! I WON'T let anyone ruin sandwiches for me!
|
→ Eat more sandwiches.
|
|
EXACTLY! I WON'T let anyone ruin sandwiches for me!
|
|
- Do you need to talk, Anna?
Do you need to talk, Anna?
|
player
|
Do you need to talk, Anna?
|
|
Player! You've been working so hard, I wanted to check in with you.
|
|
Have you eaten lately? Stretched? Had plenty of fluids?
|
→ I feel okay!
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFeelOkay
|
→ Oh! I'm thirsty.
|
|
Then you should go get something to drink -- right now! It's easy to get dehydrated. It's even happened to Elsa. / You would think that since she has ice powers it wouldn't, but it doesn't work that way. I have to remind her to drink water a lot.
|
→ I haven't stretched in a while.
|
|
Oh, then you should do that and move around! Don't want you getting cramps or pulling any muscles. / I always stretch before Kristoff and I go hiking. Or skating. Or swimming. Basically, I stretch a lot.
|
|
- Is there anything you want to ask?
Is there anything you want to ask?
|
player
|
Is there anything you want to ask?
|
|
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have powers, like Elsa does. If you could have any power, what would you choose?
|
→ Flying.
|
|
Oh, that would be amazing! Can you imagine soaring through the sky free as a bird? It would have made following Elsa up that mountain a lot easier.
|
→ Shapeshifting.
|
|
Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer!
|
Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer!
|
|
Oooh. You could turn into a bird! Or a squirrel. Or a reindeer!
|
|
But I shouldn't choose. It's your power. What would you turn into?
|
→ A bird.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBird
|
→ A reindeer.
|
|
Now that would be fun! You could gallop across the snowy meadows with the other reindeer and you wouldn't even need boots!
|
→ A squirrel.
|
|
Yes! You could climb any tree you want and never tear your clothes or scrape your knees!
|
|
→ Ice powers.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerIce
|
|
Let's talk food!
|
|
Player! You have to tell me -- what's your favorite food?
|
→ Pizza.
|
|
Pizza? What's that? Because it sounds delicious. / Maybe Remy could make me a pizza so I can try it.
|
→ Fresh bread.
|
|
Mmmm. Fresh bread, right from the bakers. Good choice!
|
→ Chocolate.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerChocolate
|
|
Ooh, but what I'm really hungry for right now is krumkake! It's a waffle cookie shaped like a cone.
|
|
And you can put anything inside of it!
|
|
Fruit, ice cream, chocolate -- change the filling and it becomes a completely new dessert!
|
|
Elsa
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
You spend a lot of time talking to people, don't you? I still find that difficult sometimes.
|
→ It's easy.
|
|
That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you?
|
That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you?
|
|
That's what Anna says. What makes it easy for you?
|
→ Trust.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerTrust
|
→ Indifference.
|
|
I guess it is easier to talk if you don't care about the people you're talking to. / Fortunately, I am seldom in that position.
|
|
→ Just say what you feel.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSayFeel
|
→ Just start.
|
|
Well, that's what Anna and Olaf do. They just start talking. It's almost like they jump off a cliff into words. / It's kind of impressive and...really brave.
|
|
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
Player. What do you think of Kristoff?
|
→ He's a stand-up guy.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerStandupGuy
|
→ He's a bit of a fixer-upper.
|
|
You think so? I guess he's a bit rough around the edges. / But he seems to make Anna happy. So I like him.
|
→ He smells like reindeer.
|
|
He does. I suppose that's something of a drawback. / But he seems to make Anna happy. So I like him.
|
|
- Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?
Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?
|
player
|
Elsa... have you ever considered getting into fashion design?
|
|
What do you mean?
|
player
|
You've made so many beautiful dresses!
|
→ I love the shimmery blue dress you made.
|
|
Ha! I enjoyed that one. It was important to me to wear something new. |
|
Though thinking back on what I did back then is embarrassing. |
→ I like the white dress with the diamond pattern.
|
|
Thank you. I was very proud of that one.
|
→ The dresses you wear around Arendelle are so pretty.
|
|
Oh, I don't make those. Those are normal dresses. Other people sew them. I do commission them, though.
|
|
I enjoy thinking about the cut and shape of clothing, what it means and how it makes people feel.
|
|
When I was young, I used it to control myself. My gloves.
|
→ I'm glad you got rid of those.
|
|
I am too. They felt necessary at the time, but they were painful to wear. It's good to feel the breeze on my fingertips.
|
→ You wore those to keep Anna safe.
|
|
I did. I felt so guilty for so long. But I was a child. It's silly to blame a child for an accident.
|
→ Now you're older.
|
|
I am. And I know how to trust myself.
|
|
- Tell me about your powers.
Tell me about your powers.
|
player
|
Tell me about your powers.
|
|
Ice and snow. They come in so many shapes and textures. Hard ice. Soft flurries. Frost. Blizzards.
|
|
They're all distinct. They feel different when I control them.
|
→ What does ice feel like?
|
|
Ice is sharp and clear. It's very hard... it never bends, but it can curve. I enjoy working with ice. It's precise.
|
→ What does snow feel like?
|
|
Snow is light and airy. It's made up of so many little flakes. That can make it harder to control. I'm keeping track of many parts.
|
→ Does it feel different to create life?
|
|
Yes. It's strange... it's like there's this warmth within the ice. But it's not normal warmth. It's cold warmth. And it's aware. / You can probably tell... it's hard to describe.
|
|
- You know a lot about magic.
You know a lot about magic.
|
player
|
You know a lot about magic.
|
|
I've learned a lot about my powers in the last year. And about the Spirits of Nature. Would you like me to tell you about any of them?
|
→ Water.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWater
|
→ Fire.
|
|
The Fire Spirit appears as a tiny salamander who leaves a trail of fire as it runs. We call it Bruni. / Its flames can be frightening, but it only makes them in times of unrest of strife. Bruni likes it when I make snowflakes that it can eat.
|
→ Earth.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerEarth
|
→ Wind.
|
|
The Wind Spirit can be a playful, gentle breeze, or a swirling vortex. Olaf named it Gale. / My mother knew Gale when she was a young girl. Gale helped her save my father. / And Gale guided us at many points during our journey through the Enchanted Forest.
|
|
Kristoff
Can I help you?
|
|
What do you think's the most romantic way to spend an evening with someone you love?
|
→ Candlelit dinner.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCandlelitDinner
|
→ Playing charades.
|
|
Really? I think that's fun, but I'm not sure I'd call it romantic. Let me know if you have any other ideas.
|
→ Cuddling by a campfire in the snowy woods.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCuddling
|
|
- Do you need my advice on anything?
Do you need my advice on anything?
|
player
|
Do you need my advice on anything?
|
|
I'm hoping you can settle something for me...
|
|
What would you think if someone told you they'd gotten engaged to someone they'd just met that day?
|
→ Terrible idea.
|
|
Exactly! The first day you meet someone, they're practically a stranger! Thanks. I was pretty sure I wasn't alone in thinking that.
|
→ True love!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerTrueLove
|
|
Is everything okay?
|
player
|
Is everything okay?
|
|
Is talking about feelings as hard for you as it is for me? Why is that?
|
→ Because they're important.
|
|
I guess that makes sense. You don't want to mess up something that important. / And it's easy to get confused about feelings.
|
→ Because they're scary.
|
|
Wait -- why would feelings be scary? They can't bit you, like wolves. You can't fall off the side of a feeling and die. / They just sit inside of you, always there, haunting your every waking moment and changing everything. / ... Yep. You're right. Feelings can be terrifying.
|
→ Because they're weird.
|
|
You're right, feelings ARE weird. Things were so much simpler when it was just me, Sven and the trolls! / Simpler... but not as amazing. So I guess feelings are worth it.
|
|
How do YOU talk about feelings, Player?
|
→ Be honest.
|
|
I'm always honest. It's just sometimes the words I use don't end up saying what I really mean. / Like one time I called Anna crazy for getting engaged to a man she just met. / That wasn't the right word at all. I should have said "impetuous," or "eager," or "passionate"! Because Anna is all those things, and I love that about her.
|
→ Be sensitive.
|
|
Yeah, being sensitive isn't really something I learned while climbing mountains and harvesting ice. / But ever since I met Anna, I've been trying my best.
|
→ Just ignore your feelings.
|
|
Does that work? I don't know if that's a good idea.
|
|
Need any help?
|
|
Hey, Player. You know Goofy, right?
|
→ Yeah! We're friends.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFriendsGoofy
|
→ I know him.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerKnowGoofy
|
→ Who?
|
|
You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow?
|
You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow?
|
|
You know, Goofy. He runs the market Stall in the Meadow?
|
player
|
Of course I know Goofy. I'm just joking around. Why do you ask?
|
|
|
He seems like a nice guy. I'd like to get to know him better. It'd be great to make some more friends around the Village.
|
|
Does he have any hobbies I could talk to him about?
|
player
|
Hmmm. Goofy likes...
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→ ...fishing.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFishing
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→ ...talking to people.
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|
Oh... I'm not generally a big talker, but I am a good listener. Maybe that'll work. / Thanks, Player.
|
|
Something on your mind?
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player
|
Something on your mind?
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|
Player, some people think it's weird that I spend so much time in the woods. Do you?
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→ NotAtAll
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|
Good to know.
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→ Yeah, a bit.
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|
Oh, Hmm...
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→ It's okay to be weird.
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|
Thanks... I guess everyone's weird in their own way, right?
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|
The forest is just what I'm used to. It's simple there.
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|
Just me and Sven. The trees. The birds. A guy can really think, ya know?
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→ That sounds nice.
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|
It is. It's always worked for me.
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→ It's where you grew up, right?
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|
Yeah. The forest and Troll Valley. Guess that's why I feel at home there.
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→ Just don't stay alone for too long.
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|
I promise I won't. Don't want to lose touch with everyone I care about. And besides, there aren't a lot of carrots in the forest for Sven.
|
|
Something wrong?
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|
Player, you've seen those odd-looking, sharp plants, right?
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|
I think they're called Night Thorns.
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→ Believe, me, I've seen them.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYes
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→ They're kinda hard to miss.
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|
It seems like they're everywhere.
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→ I have to deal with them constantly.
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDealConstantly
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|
The trolls believe that everything in nature has a purpose.
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|
Do you think we could make something useful out of them?
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→ That would be dangerous. They're magic.
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerMagicDangerous
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→ Like what?
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|
Oh, I don't know... tea? Thorny wreaths? Actually... / I'll just leave dealing with the Night Thorns to the magic professionals. Mainly you.
|
→ Maybe if we purified them...
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerPurified
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|
- What are you thinking right now?
What are you thinking right now?
|
player
|
What are you thinking right now?
|
|
Reindeer are better than people. Agree or disagree?
|
→ Yeah. People suck.
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|
Well, that's kind of harsh. I mean a lot of people aren't great. |
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But most of them are okay. And a few are even incredible. |
→ People smell better.
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleSmellBetter
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→ I like both equally.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPeopleReindeerEqual
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|
- What are you up to today?
What are you up to today?
|
player
|
What are you up to today?
|
|
So, I was thinking of climbing an icy mountain today.
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→ That sounds fun.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMountainFun
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→ That sounds dangerous.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMountainDangerous
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→ Why?
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|
Why does anyone climb a mountain? To get to the top.
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|
I can't wait to look down and see the whole Valley in one glance.
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→ That sounds beautiful.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBeautiful
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→ I bet you'll enjoy that.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEnjoyThat
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→ Don't slip!
|
|
Don't worry. I'm an expert. I'll be fine.
|
|
You seem confused.
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player
|
You seem confused.
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|
Player. Do you think the magic here is strange?
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→ Very strange.
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|
Yes! Thank you!
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→ I think it's more magical.
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerMoreMagical
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→ I'm starting to think of it as normal.
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerStartingNormal
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|
This isn't the kind of magic I'm used to. some things here just don't make sense to me.
|
→ Yeah. Me neither.
|
|
Phew! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
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→ Is it different from the trolls' magic?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTrolls
|
→ Is it like Elsa's magic?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeElsa
|
|
Tangled
Mother Gothel
Anything you need?
|
player
|
Anything you need?
|
|
Player, you have my attention. Shall I give you some motherly advice?
|
→ Okay!
|
|
Oh, it's so nice to have someone appreciate my kindness! |
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Unlike some ungrateful children who will remain unnamed. |
→ You're not my mother.
|
|
True, but I give very good advice.
|
→ Your advice is kind of toxic.
|
|
Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player!
|
Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player!
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|
Toxic! Oh, I'm wounded, Player!
|
|
I come to you offering nothing but support, and you insult me.
|
player
|
- sigh* Fine. Give me some advice.
|
|
|
What would you like advice about, dear?
|
→ Life.
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|
Well, life is a race, Player. If you're not winning, you're losing. |
|
And most people are forever losing. You must make sure you win -- always. |
→ Romance.
|
|
Oh my advice about romance is simple... |
|
Don't. / It's never worth it. You can only depend on yourself. |
→ Reasons I shouldn't leave my tower.
|
|
I see. Now you're the one teasing me. I'll remember that.
|
|
- Do you never tire of looking at yourself?
Do you never tire of looking at yourself?
|
player
|
Do you never tire of looking at yourself?
|
|
Ahh, I never tire of looking at my cheekbones. High cheekbones are universally attractive, and mine are particularly fine.
|
|
Good bone structure is the foundation of beauty.
|
→ That's kind of creepy.
|
|
Only for those who don't share it, dear.
|
→ I imagine you like that because it doesn't fade with age.
|
|
Very insightful. Now be a dear and never speak to me of age again.
|
→ Beauty comes from the inside.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerInside
|
|
Something bothering you?
|
player
|
Something bothering you?
|
|
Have you seen that absurd stall in the Meadow?
|
|
Run by... who is it... Doofy? The selection is so paltry.
|
→ What do you mean?
|
|
The wares are nothing but bland, common items.
|
→ I like Goofy's Stall.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeGoofyStall
|
→ Excuse me. His name is Goofy.
|
|
Whoever he is, he has an inexcusably sparse stock.
|
|
It's completely useless if you're in need of more... unique... ingredients.
|
→ Like what?
|
|
Well, as a purely theoretical example... / A youth serum. / Or parsnips.
|
→ Are you gonna brew evil potions?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerEvilPotions
|
→ You could talk to Goofy about it.
|
|
I've spoken to that... individual. / I fear that whatever changes he attempts to make will be less than inspiring.
|
|
What's wrong?
|
|
Player, I'm feeling a bit run-down. Unappreciated. Alone.
|
|
Say something to make me feel better.
|
→ Your hair is so dark and glossy.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHair
|
→ Your dress sense is on point.
|
|
It is, isn't it? This is velvet, you know. / Go on. There must be more.
|
→ You're capable and cunning.
|
|
Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more.
|
Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more.
|
|
Mmm. That's true, I am. Go on. There must be more.
|
→ You're absolutely ruthless.
|
|
I'll assume you meant that as a compliment. / Ah, I feel much better now. Thank you, dear.
|
→ You're a strong, independent woman.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSIWoman
|
→ Your skin has very few wrinkles!
|
|
Correction, dear -- my skin has NO wrinkles. / Clearly, your eyesight leaves something to be desired.
|
|
|
- You look like you have a question.
You look like you have a question.
|
player
|
You look like you have a question.
|
|
Tell me, what do you think magic is, Player?
|
→ Power.
|
|
Oh, you couldn't be more wrong
|
→ Cheap trickery.
|
|
Ha! That skepticism will serve you well. But you're wrong.
|
→ I'm not sure.
|
|
Well, at least you're willing to admit your ignorance.
|
|
Magic is simply an advantage.
|
|
A tool to be utilized to meet one's goals.
|
→ That's very cynical.
|
|
Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical.
|
→ That's very practical.
|
|
Perhaps to you. To me, it's merely practical.
|
→ I believe there's more to magic than that.
|
|
And people will use that belief to take advantage of you.
|
|
You look worried.
|
|
Player! Did I see a gray hair in my reflection? Look at my hair. Is any of it gray?!
|
→ No gray hairs.
|
|
Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know.
|
Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know.
|
|
Oh, what a relief! One must be very careful about one's appearance, you know.
|
→ You look great!
|
|
That's kind of you to say. Of course it's true, but it's still sweet of you to say it.
|
→ How old are you?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHowOld
|
→ I see a wrinkle.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerISeeAWrinkle
|
|
→ I see one gray hair.
|
|
Grrr... I must find Rapunzel quickly. If only she cared about her poor, dear mother.
|
Grrr... I must find Rapunzel quickly. If only she cared about her poor, dear mother.
|
|
Grrr... I must find Rapunzel quickly. If only she cared about her poor, dear mother.
|
→ You're such a good mother.
|
|
I am, aren't I? Why ever would Rapunzel run away? She's terribly ungrateful.
|
→ You only want her hair.
|
|
TODOResponsetoOnlyWantHair
|
|
→ Lots of gray hairs!
|
|
No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered!
|
No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered!
|
|
No. NO! I'm becoming old and withered!
|
→ You look fine.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLookFine
|
→ There's nothing wrong with getting old.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNothingWrong
|
→ Yep.
|
|
So cruel. When YOU are old, I hope YOU have an unfeeling reprobate who taunts you with it.
|
|
|
- You seem to have a lot on your mind.
You seem to have a lot on your mind.
|
player
|
You seem to have a lot on your mind.
|
|
Player, good. Let's talk through a purely hypothetical situation.
|
|
If you were, say, tracking your wayward daughter through the forest...
|
|
How would you convince her to come home?
|
→ Ask her nicely.
|
|
Yes, I'll just ask her politely to stop acting out and sit in her tower like a good girl. / You've obviously never met a teenager.
|
→ Trick her.
|
|
Well, of course that's my instinct as well. I'm glad you agree, Player.
|
→ Let her go.
|
|
Never! Rapunzel belongs with me, and NOTHING will ever change that.
|
|
Mickey & Friends
Donald Duck
Hello, Donald!
|
|
Hiya, Player! Say, who do you think's the best entertainer?
|
|
Mickey or me?
|
→ Mickey.
|
|
Aw phooey! Everybody always picks Mickey.
|
→ You.
|
|
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Thanks, Player!
|
→ Me, of course.
|
|
Drat! I didn't see that coming.
|
|
- How do you like your neighbors?
How do you like your neighbors?
|
player
|
How do you like your neighbors?
|
|
Oh boy. My Uncle Scrooge is already here in the Village.
|
→ You don't sound thrilled.
|
|
Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things.
|
Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things.
|
|
Well, Uncle Scrooge and I don't always agree on things.
|
|
But he's my family, and you know what that means.
|
→ You have to stick together.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerStickTogether
|
→ Friends are more important.
|
|
It's not a competition. My friends AND my family are both important to me.
|
→ No, I don't.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNoIDont
|
|
→ He's been very helpful.
|
|
That's great. But I'd be surprised if he helped you do anything for free.
|
→ He's kind of greedy.
|
|
I'm not sure about that. But he does love his money. He even has a special display case for the first dime he earned!
|
|
How is your day going?
|
player
|
How is your day going?
|
|
- sigh* Why do bad things always happen to me?
|
→ Because of your attitude!
|
|
WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?!
|
WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?!
|
|
WHAT?! I don't have an attitude! What makes you think I have an attitude?!
|
→ Face it, you're grumpy!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerGrumpy
|
→ Suuuuurrre you don't.
|
|
Sarcasm, huh? / Well, I only get mad when I have a reason! If everything's going the way I like it, I'm perfectly pleasant.
|
→ I'm sorry, Donald.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSorry
|
|
→ Look at all the good things around you!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLookAtGood
|
→ What happened this time?
|
|
I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms...
|
I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms...
|
|
I was reeling in a great big fish when Goofy came by, tripped over my bucket of worms...
|
|
Knocked the bait in the water, and scared away all the fish!
|
|
A whole day of fishing, and I've got nothing to show for it.
|
→ I'm sorry, Donald.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSorry
|
→ Maybe bad things DO always happen to you!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerMaybeTheyDo
|
→ HA! I wish I saw that.
|
|
I guess it was pretty funny. Ha-ha-ha!
|
|
|
- Why do you look so upset?
Why do you look so upset?
|
player
|
Why do you look so upset?
|
|
Hey! Player! Who do you think you are? I just heard you call me a blockhead!
|
→ I didn't say that!
|
|
You didn't? I could've sworn I heard you say that.
|
You didn't? I could've sworn I heard you say that.
|
|
You didn't? I could've sworn I heard you say that.
|
→ I didn't.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerIDidnt
|
→ You misheard.
|
|
Hmm... maybe. But I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
|
→ I called you a nincompoop.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNincompoop.
|
|
→ Donald, calm down. Don't be a hothead.
|
|
I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!!
|
I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!!
|
|
I'm perfectly calm! Don't say that I'm not calm!!!
|
|
First you call me a blockhead, and then you say I'm a hothead?!?!
|
→ I didn't call you anything!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDidntCall
|
→ You are clearly angry.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerClearlyAngry
|
→ What a blockhead.
|
|
WHAT?!!! Why I oughta...
|
|
→ You are a blockhead.
|
|
Oh, that's the last straw!!! / WHAT?!!! Why I oughta...
|
|
You look agitated.
|
player
|
You look agitated.
|
|
My friends always say I have a bit of a temper, but I don't know what they're talking about.
|
|
What do YOU do when you're really mad? Not that I"m asking for any particular reason...
|
→ I meditate to try to calm down.
|
|
Meditate? How do you do that?
|
Meditate? How do you do that?
|
|
Meditate? How do you do that?
|
→ Close your eyes and breath deeply... in... out...
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBreatheInOut
|
→ Stand on your head and spin for three minutes.
|
|
Oh, I knew that!
|
→ I just listen to music and zone out.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerMusicZoneOut
|
|
→ I punch a pillow.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerPunchPillow
|
→ I yell and flail around.
|
|
So do I! Wait, are you making fun of me?!
|
|
Goofy
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
Gawrsh, we never had Night Thorns before the Forgetting. Why do you think they showed up?
|
→ They're just weeds.
|
|
You think? Well at least we can get rid of 'em like weeds! Cut 'em down, dig 'em up, and make the Valley safer for nicer plants.
|
→ I think they're attracted to negative emotions.
|
|
Hmm... that's an interesting idea. I know I'm unhappy when Thorns are around. / But am I unhappy 'cause of the Thorns? Or are there Thorns 'cause I'm unhappy? Gawrsh, that's a pickle of a question.
|
→ They're probably a metaphor.
|
|
A metaphor? You don't say. And all along I thought they were more like a simile.
|
|
- Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
|
player
|
Do you have time to talk?
|
|
Gawrsh, Player, you've got a sort of curious look on your face. Do you have a question for me?
|
→ How do you stay so cheerful all the time?
|
|
Well, I'm not always cheerful, but I sure try to be. / If I'm feelin' down, I try to think about a real good memory of spending time with my friends. That's sure to put a big smile on my face!
|
→ Why did you open a Stall?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyStall
|
→ What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
|
|
Aw, that's easy. Every sandwich! Today, I'm really lookin' forward to the pickle and peanut butter on rye one I made last night.
|
|
- Tell me about your plans for the weekend.
Tell me about your plans for the weekend.
|
player
|
Tell me about your plans for the weekend.
|
|
Say, Player, have you ever gone camping before? It's one of my favorite things to do.
|
→ Absolutely. I love camping!
|
|
Gawrsh, that's great! What do you like doin' best when you're camping?
|
Gawrsh, that's great! What do you like doin' best when you're camping?
|
|
Gawrsh, that's great! What do you like doin' best when you're camping?
|
→ Fishing, of course.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFishingOFC
|
→ Going swimming!
|
|
Yeah, swimming's usually the first thing I do once I get to the campsite.
|
→ Cooking by the fire.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFireCooking
|
|
→ Never. Is it fun?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNeverIsItFun
|
→ Camping? Like sleeping outside? Ew.
|
|
Well, if you ever change your mind, come find me. See ya around, Player!
|
|
- What can you tell me about yourself?
What can you tell me about yourself?
|
player
|
What can you tell me about yourself?
|
|
You know, the Goof family has a long and distinguished history.
|
→ Neat!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNeat
|
→ Really?
|
|
For really really!
|
→ I don't believe you.
|
|
Aw, I'm not kiddin'.
|
|
If you like, I could tell you about my Uncle M. Angelo Goof, Cousin Wernher von Goof, or Aunt Goophelia!
|
→ M. Angelo Goof?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAngelo
|
→ Wernher von Goof?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerVernher
|
→ Aunt Goophelia?
|
|
Dear old Aunt Goophelia... She brings her kitchen with her whenever she visits. / Ooh, and you should taste her Torpedo Chicken. It's guaranteed to sink the strongest stomach.
|
|
- What's it like to have a Stall here?
What's it like to have a Stall here?
|
player
|
What's it like to have a Stall here?
|
|
It's real inspiring to run a Stall in the same town as Donald's Uncle Scrooge. He's a savvy customer, and an even savvier businessman!
|
→ Yeah, he's awesome!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerScroogeAwesome
|
→ I don't like how miserly he is.
|
|
Gawrsh, I think he's just real proud of all the hard work he's done. And he's taught me a lot about how to run a Stall.
|
→ I don't know him very well.
|
|
Then you can take my word for it! Scrooge has taught me a lot about how to run a Stall.
|
|
He's even got a motto. Let me see if I can remember it. He says you gotta be smarter than the...
|
→ ...dummies
|
|
Nah. I don't think that's it.
|
→ ...smarties.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSmarties
|
→ ...robots.
|
|
Nah. I don't think that's it.
|
|
You look bored.
|
|
Gawrsh, Player, you sure do a lot of work around the Village. I'd love to help out more.
|
|
Is there anything I can do?
|
→ Cooking?
|
|
Aw, I'm a great cook! Folks especially love my meatballs and how I serve 'em. / I whack 'em towards ya with a ping-pong paddle so you can catch 'em in a bowl! Pretty fun, huh?
|
→ Building things?
|
|
I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties.
|
I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties.
|
|
I'm great at construction work! Hammering, and sawing, and pouring cement are my specialties.
|
|
Though I oughta tell you: There've been a few accidents on some of the jobs I've worked.
|
|
Five hundred and thirty six. What're the odds, right?
|
player
|
... Maybe you can do something else.
|
|
→ Cleaning?
|
|
Sure, I'm real good at cleaning. Oh, except for the time the vacuum escaped and got the cat. / And the time I accidentally set the windows on fire by exploding a broom.
|
→ Fishing?
|
|
Oh, I go fishing all the time! And I catch lots of fish, too. / I've even got a signature cast I can show ya. / And you won't fall in more than nine times out of ten.
|
→ You know, never mind.
|
|
Are you sure? Well, let me know if you think of something I could help with.
|
|
Mickey Mouse
- Can I ask you something...
Can I ask you something...
|
player
|
Can I ask you something...
|
|
You can ask me anything. We're friends!
|
→ How are you so happy all the time?
|
|
Actually, I'm not. I get mad and sad like everybody else. But I always try to find the good in every day and everybody.
|
→ Have you ever gotten into trouble?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerTrouble
|
→ Who is your favorite friend?
|
|
Gosh, that's a tough one. I love all my pals. / Goofy makes me laugh, Donald's always there for me when I need him, and you're so easy to talk to. / And, of course, Minnie's the best sweetheart a fella could ask for.
|
|
Do you have a question?
|
player
|
Do you have a question?
|
|
Do you believe in magic, Player?
|
→ Yes.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerYesMagic
|
→ No.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNoMagic
|
→ I literally know a wizard, Mickey.
|
|
Heh. Guess that was sort of a silly question. / I love watchin' him do magic. / You should see Merlin when he's packing for a trip. He can fit his whole house into just one suitcase!
|
|
How are you, Mickey?
|
player
|
How are you, Mickey?
|
|
Hiya, pal! How are you today?
|
→ Happy as usual!
|
|
Hot dog! Then I'm happy YOU'RE happy! Ha-ha!
|
→ I'm a little angry.
|
|
Gosh. Well, talking about it might help.
|
Gosh. Well, talking about it might help.
|
|
Gosh. Well, talking about it might help.
|
→ I have a lot of work to do.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerWork
|
→ I'm in a fight with my friend.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerFriendFight
|
→ Just one of those days.
|
|
I get it. Well, stick with me, and maybe we can turn a bad day into a good one!
|
|
→ I'm sad.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSad
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- Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?
Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?
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player
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Mickey... you're really famous, aren't you?
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You think so? Gosh, I just like getting to do fun stuff and make friends.
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→ What's your favorite part of being famous?
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Aw, it's not about bein' famous. I'm just super lucky that I get to do stuff I love and that makes folks happy. |
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There's nothin' like putting a smile on somebody's face. |
→ Do you like all the travel you get to do?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTravel
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→ Can I have your autograph?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAutograph
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Tell me about your past.
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player
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Tell me about your past.
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|
You know, as an actor, I've gotten to do all sorts of fun jobs.
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|
If you're curious about any of 'em, I'd be happy to tell you.
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→ Steamboat operator.
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That was the first job anybody got to see me do! And Minnie, too!
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That was the first job anybody got to see me do! And Minnie, too!
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That was the first job anybody got to see me do! And Minnie, too!
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I had a great time whistling and driving that steamboat down the river.
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→ Sounds fun!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSteamboatSoundsFun
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→ Sounds boring.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSteamboatSoundsBoring
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→ Sounds muggy.
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Well yeah, it was a steamboat! Ha-ha!
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→ Sorcerer's apprentice.
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Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked.
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Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked.
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Gosh, that one was a lot of work. Carrying all those water buckets was harder than it looked.
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But it got really fun after I made that big mistake...
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→ What mistake?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhatMistake
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→ Did it involve brooms?
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Yep, LOTS and LOTS of brooms. Ha-ha!
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→ Musketeer.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeer
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeer
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeer
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TODOFollowUpMusketeer
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→ Answer1
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeerAnswer1
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→ Answer2
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeerAnswer2
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→ Answer3
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMusketeerAnswer3
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- What do you think of my work?
What do you think of my work?
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player
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What do you think of my work?
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Gosh, Player, you sure are doing a swell job fixing up the Village.
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I know it's a lot of work! Are you gettin' tired?
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→ I'm raring to go!
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Awesome! Be sure to let me know how I can help.
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→ Maybe a little.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerALittle
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→ I'm exhausted.
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Oh no! You gotta pace yourself, Player. |
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Maybe you should take a nap. After all, you can't forget to take care of yourself. |
|
- What do you think of the Village?
What do you think of the Village?
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player
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What do you think of the Village?
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The Village looks amazing! You're doin' a great job, Player.
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→ Thanks, Mickey!
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You bet! Keep up the good work!
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→ I couldn't have done it by myself!
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Gosh, that means a lot comin' from you.
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→ I know!
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Heh-heh. Guess you're pretty confident, too.
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You seem preoccupied.
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player
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You seem preoccupied.
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Say, Player, do you have any friends who have a short temper?
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→ A few.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAFew
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→ No... All my friends are very calm
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoAllCalm
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→ There is Donald Duck.
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That's just who I was thinking about. / When he thinks something's not fair or somebody's being treated badly, he can get real mad real fast.
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|
What do you do when that happens?
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→ Empathize with them.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerEmpathize
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→ Give them space.
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That's probably smart. I know Donald never stays mad for long. / You sure are a great friend, Player.
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→ I'm not sure.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNotSure
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Minnie Mouse
- Do you have time to talk?
Do you have time to talk?
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player
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Do you have time to talk?
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Did you need something, Player?
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player
|
I was wondering...
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→ What hobbies do you have?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHobbies
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→ Do you like to travel?
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLikeTravelMinnie
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→ Is it hard to walk in heels all the time?
|
|
I guess I'm just used to it. And I always make sure to have a wide heel so it's very comfortable and safe.
|
|
Do you like living here?
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player
|
Do you like living here?
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|
I've been thinking of writing a song about the Valley.
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|
But I'm having trouble thinking of a good name for it.
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→ "Dreamlight Ditty."
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|
Oh, that's adorable! Thank you!
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→ "The Valley Twist."
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|
That would be a perfect name for a dance tune!
|
→ "Let It Go."
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|
Hmm... Sounds familiar. Hee-hee!
|
|
I love your style!
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player
|
I love your style!
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|
I love polka dots. They're one of my favorite patterns.
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|
What patterns do you like?
|
→ Solid colors.
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|
Those are nice too. I quite like red and pink.
|
→ Polka dots, too.
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|
How fun! We should wear matching outfits someday!
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→ Plaid.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerPlaid
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|
So you and Mickey...
|
player
|
So you and Mickey...
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|
Isn't Mickey the sweetest? I'm so happy that we're together.
|
→ Why do you like him?
|
|
Well, he cares about everyone, and he's so optimistic. And he always makes me laugh.
|
Well, he cares about everyone, and he's so optimistic. And he always makes me laugh.
|
|
What do you look for in a partner?
|
→ Humor.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHumor
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→ Intelligence.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerIntelligence
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→ Money.
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|
Oh. That's never been very important to us, but I hope you find whatever makes you happy.
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|
player
|
You seem perfect for eachother.
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|
I think we are! But every relationship takes work. Mickey can be rather impulsive. / And sometimes I can be a little stubborn. So, we do have the occasional argument. / What do you do when you argue with someone you love?
|
→ Try to win.
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|
TODOResponsetoWin
|
→ Try to understand.
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|
TODOResponsetoUnderstand
|
→ Cry.
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|
Oh, I can understand what you mean. Being upset with someone you love can hurt. / I hope you always find a way through it.
|
|
- You seem to like bows a lot.
You seem to like bows a lot.
|
player
|
You seem to like bows a lot.
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|
I just love bows! They're my favorite accessory. And there are so many kinds... Butterfly bows. Button bows. Ribbon bows.
|
→ I like big poofy bows.
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|
TODOResponsetoAnswerPoofy
|
→ I like small elegant bows.
|
|
Me too! My favorite small bows are a pair of little navy blue bows. I also have some gold ones I wear on my black shoes.
|
→ I'm not a bow kind of person.
|
|
Well, I'm sure you have your own particular style that's perfect for you!
|
|
- What do you think about the Village?
What do you think about the Village?
|
player
|
What do you think about the Village?
|
|
You know, Player, I'm actually glad we have some villains in the Village.
|
→ Me too.
|
|
I think it means we have the chance to show them the value of kindness.
|
→ They're dangerous.
|
|
I think it means we have the chance to show them the value of kindness.
|
→ Villains are cool.
|
|
Oh, I'm not sure I'd go that far. There's a reason they're called "villains"! Besides...
|
|
I think it means we have the chance to show them the value of kindness.
|
|
If they see how much good comes from helping others, maybe they'll change their perspectives.
|
→ That would be great!
|
|
Wouldn't it? Let's be sure to set good examples.
|
→ Kindness? Sounds boring.
|
|
Hmm... Well, I think if you tried it, you'd find it's very rewarding.
|
|
Scrooge McDuck
- Are you looking for something?
Are you looking for something?
|
player
|
Are you looking for something?
|
|
Player, have you seen my nephew Donald?
|
→ I was just talking to him.
|
|
Ah! Then he must be close by. Good. I need his help with something.
|
→ I saw him a while ago.
|
|
If you see him again, let him know I need his help with something.
|
→ Who?
|
|
You haven't met? Oh, I thought you had. / He's a keen lad. Useful in a pinch. Partial to wearing his sailor's uniform.
|
|
[Response to previous question]
|
→ Could I help you instead?
|
|
That's kind of you, but I need Donald for this. He knows just how I like the stock inventoried. / And it's high time we did a little uncle-nephew bonding.
|
→ What do you need?
|
|
Oh, it's nothing urgent. Nothing Valley-shaking. I was just rather looking forward to some uncle-nephew bonding.
|
→ Why Donald?
|
|
Well, he knows just how I like the stock inventoried. And we have some catching up to do.
|
|
- The Village is perfect, don't you think?
The Village is perfect, don't you think?
|
player
|
The Village is perfect, don't you think?
|
|
You know what this Village needs? A money bin so I can go for a swim.
|
→ We can't afford that.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCantAfford
|
→ You can't swim in money.
|
|
Not with that attitude you can't! / I've spent many a year perfecting diving and backstroking through gold.
|
→ You could swim in the ocean.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSwimOcean
|
|
- What's your success story?
What's your success story?
|
player
|
What's your success story?
|
|
I'm Scrooge McDuck! I made my fortune being tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties.
|
→ How tough were the toughies?
|
|
Oh, they were the toughest. Yukon miners and Beagle Boy bandits! / But I out-hiked, out-swam, and out-explored them all!
|
→ How smart were the smarties?
|
|
Oh, they were the smartest. Cunning foxes and ruthless entrepreneurs. / But I outfoxed the foxes and out-ruthed the ruthless. / Is "out-ruthed" a word? Well, if it is, I did it!
|
→ Never heard of you?
|
|
No? Well then, can you show me to the rock you've been living under? / I've made many a fortune exploring places remote and rarely traveled.
|
|
- You must have a lot of stories to tell.
You must have a lot of stories to tell.
|
player
|
You must have a lot of stories to tell.
|
|
Have I ever told you about any of my great adventures, Player? Searching a Scottish castle? Hunting for gold in the Klondike?
|
→ What were you searching for in those castles?
|
|
I was searching for a family treasure hidden in the McDuck family's ancestral castle in Scotland. |
|
The treasure had been lost for years, but I found it with an X-ray machine! There was also a meddling ghost, but Donald and I got the better of him! |
→ Did you find a lot of gold in the Klondike?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerKlondike
|
→ Tell me something different.
|
|
Aye, I'll tell you the story of how I earned my first dime! / I was a young lad in Glasgow, earning my way shining shoes. My very first customer was a ditch digger with an inch of mud on his boots! / I scrubbed with all the strength in my small body and left his boots spotless. / But he paid me with an American dime, which was useless in Glasgow! The cheat! / I vowed then to always be honest in my dealings and earn my money square.
|
|
- You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?
You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?
|
player
|
You're a businessman, right, Scrooge?
|
|
Aye. Specifically, I consider myself an adventure-capitalist. I made much of my fortune searching for treasure, and investing it wisely.
|
|
Do you have some questions about money? I'd be happy to answer 'em for you.
|
→ How did you get so rich?
|
|
By being smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies! I'm not like some folks, born to riches. / I was born to a poor family in Scotland and earned every dime I've got!
|
→ Why do you care so much about money?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerCareAboutMoney
|
→ How do I make as much money as you?
|
|
Well, you have to work hard and be clever and stubborn, too. And it doesn't hurt to be lucky. But most importantly, you have to treat folks fairly.
|
|
Not like some who got where they are by cheating, and taking advantage of folks. And the more money they have, the more they cheat.
|
→ How do we stop them?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerStopThem
|
→ Why aren't you like that?
|
|
Aye, well... I've done some things I'm not proud of. But I like to think I've learned my lesson. / I suppose it's my family, and the good folks I've worked with. I wouldn't want to do anything to change how they see me.
|
→ Cheating sounds fun.
|
|
What?! Cheaters are nothing but no-good, spineless, rotten apples! Trust me: Nothing worthwhile ever comes from cheating.
|
|
Toy Story
Buzz Lightyear
Got a question?
|
|
Player, are you up for a test on the most important qualities of a Space Ranger?
|
→ Sounds fun.
|
|
What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity?
|
→ I hope I don't flunk...
|
|
What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity?
|
|
What do you think is more important? Bravery or integrity?
|
→ Bravery!
|
|
To act boldly when necessary, regardless of fear! You're right -- bravery is essential. / Though integrity is also extremely important. / It helps you to be sure you're being brave fo the right reasons.
|
→ Integrity!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerIntegrity
|
→ Aren't they the same thing?
|
|
I don't believe so.
|
I don't believe so.
|
|
I don't believe so.
|
|
Integrity is doing what's right. Bravery is acting, even when you're afraid.
|
→ Bravery!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBravery
|
→ Integrity!
|
|
To be honest and principled. To live a life worthy of a Space Ranger. / Integrity is essential. / Though you also have to be brave so you can do the right thing even when it's hard.
|
|
player
|
Did I answer correctly...?
|
|
It was a trick question, my friend.
|
|
The truth is, you need both.
|
|
I could use your help...
|
|
Player, I could use your help. / Which is more difficult? Riding a horse or piloting an interstellar starcraft?
|
→ Riding a horse.
|
|
TODOResponseHorse
|
→ They're both hard in their own ways.
|
|
TODOResponseBoth
|
→ Piloting an interstaller starcraft.
|
|
TODOResponseStarcraft
|
→ They're called reins.
|
|
Well, whatever they're called, they're not as complex as the steering interface of an interstellar craft.
|
→ It's not easy to keep control of a horse.
|
|
TODOResponseControlofhorse
|
→ Buzz, are you and Woody debating again?
|
|
TODOResponseDebating
|
|
Is there an emergency?
|
player
|
Is there an emergency?
|
|
Attention, Player! This is a Zurg invasion drill!
|
→ A what?
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAWhat
|
→ You know Zurg's not real, right?
|
|
Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready.
|
Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready.
|
|
Yes. I'm well aware that I'm a toy and Zurg -- if he were here -- would also be a toy. However, Zurg attack drills help keep everyone alert and ready.
|
|
It's important to prepare for real threats, such as pets or over-enthusiastic younger siblings.
|
→ Okay. Tell me about this invasion.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerContinue
|
→ I don't think I need an invasion drill.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNoDrill
|
|
→ An invasion? Give me details!
|
|
TODOResponsetoGiveDeets
|
|
Emperor Zurg has sent three spacecraft to attack our Valley. They're armed with lasers and converging on the Castle.
|
|
How will you respond?
|
→ Ask Merlin to stop them with magic!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAskMerlin
|
→ Ask Mickey to distract them and steal their spaceships!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAskMickey
|
→ Invite them to a picnic!
|
|
An... unconventional strategy. But it just might work. / Well done, Player. You've passed the invasion drill with flying colors. If this had been a real invasion, the Valley would be safe.
|
|
Something on your mind?
|
player
|
Something on your mind?
|
|
Going from Space Ranger to toy was a bit of an adjustment.
|
|
But I've mostly got the hang of it now.
|
→ You're a good toy.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodToy
|
→ Look! An evil alien!
|
|
WHERE? Get behind me, cadet! I'll shoot it with my laser!
|
|
Above conversation tree can also be prompted from "Tell me about you".
Tell me about you.
|
player
|
Tell me about you.
|
|
Player, I have some knowledge of intergalactic travel.
|
|
But I wonder if I should learn more about traveling the seas so I can look out for dangers in the waters around the Valley.
|
|
What do you know about ships of a more... nautical nature?
|
player
|
Hmm. Well, you'll need a boat like Moana's and...
|
→ ...a sail.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSail
|
→ ...some oars to row it.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerOars
|
→ ...a motor.
|
|
A gasoline-powered combustion engine? / That's a bit old-fashioned, and considering I'm a foot tall, I'm not sure I could control it.
|
|
I'll have to search for a toy-sized solution to this challenge.
|
|
What are you doing?
|
player
|
What are you doing?
|
|
Player, have you seen anything unusual in the Gamma Quadrant?
|
→ All clear, sir!
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAllClear
|
→ I saw something odd near there.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSomethingOdd
|
→ You DO know we're not really in space... right?
|
|
Shh! Player, Gamma Quadrant's our code word for the Meadow. / Someone hasn't been studying the Star Command training handbook I wrote up.
|
|
- What's on the agenda for today?
What's on the agenda for today?
|
player
|
What's on the agenda for today?
|
|
Player, I was hoping we could run through a short training scenario together.
|
|
I'll play a Space Ranger patrolling the sector for signs of villainy. You'll be one of the minions of the evil Emperor Zurg.
|
→ Initiate training scenario.
|
|
Initiating training scenario XR-452...
|
Initiating training scenario XR-452...
|
|
Initiating training scenario XR-452...
|
|
Ahem... "Halt! There's a warrant out for your arrest in ten sectors!"
|
→ "You'll never apprehend me, Lightyear! Take this! Pew pew!"
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerPewPew
|
→ "Buzz...I am your best friend."
|
|
"My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?"
|
"My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?"
|
|
"My best friend...? What sort of devious lie is that? Did Zurg tell you to say that?"
|
→ "You got me. Guess I'll just have to blast you with my laser!"
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBlast
|
→ "Search your feelings. You know it to be true."
|
|
"Can it be possible...?"
|
"Can it be possible...?"
|
|
"Can it be possible...?"
|
→ "Ha! I tricked you into letting your deflector shields down! Eat laser beams!"
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerBeams
|
→ "We've got a lot of catching up to do."
|
|
Wait, wait... Pause training scenario... / This whole simulation is so implausible that I question its utility for training purposes. / Perhaps we can run it again once we do some retooling.
|
|
|
|
→ Maybe some other time.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAnotherTime
|
|
What's on your mind?
|
player
|
What's on your mind?
|
|
Player, do you ever look up at the stars and wonder at their infinite possibility?
|
→ Absolutely.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerAbsolutely
|
→ Not really.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerNotReally
|
→ Wow, Buzz. That's really deep.
|
|
It is? / Huh. I guess it is. / Well, I stand by what I say. / Beyond this planet, there are worlds we can't possibly imagine.
|
|
What's up?
|
|
Player, would you like me to run you through a quick space-flight training scenario?
|
→ Sure, sounds fun.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSureSoundsFun
|
→ This sounds dangerous.
|
|
It's all strictly hypothetical.
|
|
The skills you learn from training scenarios like this will help you if you ever have to pilot a real interstellar spacecraft.
|
player
|
Okay. Hit me with this scenario.
|
|
You're piloting a small starfighter. The hyperdrive has been damaged. Zurg's minions are on your tail, firing positron torpedoes at you.
|
|
What sort of maneuver do you use to get away from Zurg's minions?
|
→ I slingshot my starfighter around the Sun.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerSlingshot
|
→ I turn around and face them head-on.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerHeadOn
|
→ I lead them right into an asteroid field.
|
|
A small interstellar spacecraft might be able to weave between the asteroids... / ...but Zurg's attack ships wouldn't stand a chance. / Smart thinking, Player.
|
|
- You seem to have a lot of thoughts.
You seem to have a lot of thoughts.
|
player
|
You seem to have a lot of thoughts.
|
|
Player, I have a question... Have you ever realized something new about yourself? Or something new about the world around you?
|
|
Something that completely changed how you saw things?
|
→ Yes, I have.
|
|
Interesting. And how did you handle that change?
|
Interesting. And how did you handle that change?
|
|
Interesting. And how did you handle that change?
|
→ I got really upset.
|
|
That's understandable. I certainly... Let's just say I'm not proud of how I handled a few things in my past. |
|
The less we speak of the Mrs. Nesbitt incident, the better. |
→ I asked for help.
|
|
I did too. And I got help from a good friend. That made all the difference. |
|
It's a... long story. |
→ I don't remember.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerDontRemember
|
|
→ No, I haven't.
|
|
Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting.
|
Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting.
|
|
Then I suppose you've always known who you are. Who you're supposed to be. That must be... comforting.
|
→ It is!
|
|
Well, I'm happy for you, Player. You know, you remind me of Bonnie. She's never afraid to be herself. It's admirable.
|
→ It's actually kind of boring.
|
|
I guess having identity-shattering revelations does make life more interesting. Though I'm not sure it's the sort of interesting I want often.
|
|
|
Woody
- Do you have any questions?
Do you have any questions?
|
player
|
Do you have any questions?
|
|
Y'know, kids are amazing. It's great to get to watch 'em grow up.
|
|
What were you like as a kid?
|
→ A good kid.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerGoodKid
|
→ A brat.
|
|
Oh, I don't know about that. Kids can be cranky or mischievous, but I think most kids are pretty good.
|
→ I loved my toys.
|
|
TODOResponsetoAnswerLovedToys
|
|
There comes a time in every toy's life when their kid just doesn't need 'em anymore.
|
|
And that's okay. It means the kid's growin' up. But how do you deal with it when they're read to move on?
|
→ You should move on too.
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Move on. Find the next kid. Keep being a toy. / Yeah. That's what we're made for... You're right. It's important to keep goin'. Thanks.
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→ Let yourself mourn.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerMourn
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→ Feel your feelings.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerFeelFeelings
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Do you like being a toy?
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player
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Do you like being a toy?
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Say, Player, I was tryin' to talk to that funny little fella, WALL-E, but he just kept sayin' the same few words and makin' sounds. Do ya know if he's a toy?
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→ He's a toy.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWALLEToy
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→ He's a robot.
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A non-toy robot, you mean? / Well, I guess that explains why he's so comfortable moving around when everyone's looking. / I know the rules are different here, but it still takes a little gettin' used to.
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→ He's a friend.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWALLEFriend
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Do you like living here?
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player
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Do you like living here?
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It sure is strange being able to move when people are around.
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Usually we have to freeze when humans are in the vicinity.
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→ Why?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerWhyFreeze
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→ Sounds inconvenient.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSoundsInconvenient
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→ [Freeze when he looks at you.]
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Hey. Why aren't you saying anything? ... Oh. Ha-ha. Very funny! Nice toy imitation.
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Got a question for me?
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player
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Got a question for me?
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Say, Player, have ya ever been to a rodeo?
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→ Yes.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerYesRodeo
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→ No.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerNoRodeo
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→ Why do you ask?
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I'm just thinkin' about how much fun rodeos can be.
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All that riding, and lassoing, and sheep wrangling...
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And then at the end, you've gotta save the whole rodeo from a giant pig named Dr. Porkchop.
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→ Cool.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCool
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→ Wait, are you talking about real rodeos or pretend rodeos?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRealRodeo
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→ Um... giant pig?
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They don't have that tradition at real rodeos? / It was very popular at the rodeos in Andy's room.
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- So... What's it like being a toy?
So... What's it like being a toy?
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player
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So... What's it like being a toy?
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Y'know, I've been a toy for a long time, Player.
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And I like to think I've learned a thing or two about it. Go ahead: Ask me anything about being a toy.
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→ What are the best games?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBestGames
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→ How do you avoid people seeing you move?
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAvoidPeopleSeeing
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→ How do you find the right kid?
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A lot of toys think there's only one right kid for them. I used to think like that, too. But not anymore. / You take care of the kid you're with. That's what it means to be a toy.
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Something on your mind?
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player
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Something on your mind?
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Player, I just want you to know...
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...you're doin' a great job leading the folks of this Valley.
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We can tell you care. It really shows.
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→ Thanks, Woody!
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I'm just sayin' what everyone's thinkin', partner.
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→ I wish I could do more...
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Hey now, you're already doin' a lot. |
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Take it from somebody who's had to coordinate a whole room of toys for Moving Day. / You gotta make sure to look after yourself, too. |
→ Aww. I'm just doing my job.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDoingJob
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Something on your mind?
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player
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Something on your mind?
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Hey Player -- be a pal and settle a little disagreement.
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player
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Which is harder: ridin' a horse or flyin' a spaceship?
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→ Riding a horse.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRidingHorse
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→ Flying a spaceship.
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What?! No, no, no! Spaceships are all just buttons and blinky lights.
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What?! No, no, no! Spaceships are all just buttons and blinky lights.
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What?! No, no, no! Spaceships are all just buttons and blinky lights.
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When you're ridin' a horse, you've gotta understand the horse, guide 'em, protect 'em.
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You really have to get to know your steed. They're your partner.
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→ Hm. Relationships ARE complicated...
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRelationshipsComplicated
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→ I guess it depends on the horse.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerRelationshipsDependsOnHorse
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→ What about... a space-horse?
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A space-horse? Have they got those now? / I'll have to ask Buzz. They must be sold separately.
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→ They're both hard in their own ways.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerBothHard
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What are you up to?
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player
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What are you up to?
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Say, Player, I'm tryin' to get some playtime goin'. I'm thinkin' a bank robbery in an old desert town.
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What role do you think you'd be best at?
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→ Heroic ranger.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerHeroicRanger
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→ Diabolical villain.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerDiabolicalVillain
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→ Cactus.
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Huh. Okay. Setting the scene. Well, that's important.
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- What's on the agenda for today?
What's on the agenda for today?
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player
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What's on the agenda for today?
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Hey, Player, I was thinkin' maybe you and I are overdue for some playtime.
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What do ya say? I'll be the sheriff and you be the bank robber hidin' out at the old stables.
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→ Sure. Let's play.
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Oh, oh, this is gonna be great!
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Oh, oh, this is gonna be great!
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Oh, oh, this is gonna be great
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Ahem... '"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, partner! It's time to surrender."'
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→ "I ain't gonna turn myself over to some lily-livered coward like you!"
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"Looks like what we got here is a good old-fashioned standoff."'
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→ "You got the wrong person! I'm innocent, I tell ya!"
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TODOResponsetoAnswerInnocent
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Psst. Player. We need a big stunt. You got any ideas?
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→ A daring chase!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerChase
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→ A jump from the hayloft!
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TODOResponsetoAnswerJump
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→ I get in my spaceship and fly away.
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Wait, wait, wait... Time out... / Spaceships are really Buzz's territory. / Maybe we should reschedule and invite him if we wanna include space stuff.
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→ Maybe some other time.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerAnotherTime
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What's on your mind?
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player
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What's on your mind?
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Hey, Player, do you need me to squeeze into any small spaces for you?
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Any nooks and crannies you want me to search? Or crawl spaces you need me to check out?
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→ Uh, not right now, but I'll let you know if I do.
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Sounds good. / Just know that if you need help with anything like that, I'm the toy for the job.
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→ You don't need to constantly make yourself useful, you know.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerUseful
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You look confused.
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player
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You look confused.
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Say, Player, is there a favorite toy around here?
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→ We'd need a kid to have a favorite toy.
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TODOResponsetoKid
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→ What does it mean to be a favorite toy?
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Well, when you're a kid's favorite toy, you have responsibilities. You've gotta take care of the other toys. Make sure they're safe. / Keep things organized. And whatever you do, make sure no one gets lost!
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- You seem to have a lot on your mind.
You seem to have a lot on your mind.
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player
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You seem to have a lot on your mind.
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Every now and then, Buzz and I like to have a little debate. How 'bout givin' your opinion... Which toys are the most fun: cowboys or Space Rangers?
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→ Cowboys.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerCowboys
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→ Space Rangers.
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What?! Seriously?! Who prefers Space Rangers? They're just... / No. No. I'm past this. I'm not gonna get jealous. It's just... It's fine. / I can accept that you prefer Space Rangers. Every kid has their favorite.
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→ Both are good.
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TODOResponsetoAnswerSpaceCowboys
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