Mike Wazowski

Mike Wazowski
Monsters, Inc.
Information
Type:	Character
Collection:	Dreamlight Valley
From:	Monsters, Inc.
Voiced By:	Carlos Alazraqui
House:	Mike and Sulley's Apartment
Unlock Quest:	Eye on the Prize

“	“Life's just full of twists and turns. I went from studying like crazy at Monsters University to the mailroom at Monsters, Inc. And now, I'm the All-Time Laugh Record holder.”
	— Mike Wazowski

Mike Wazowski is a character from the Disney-Pixar film Monsters, Inc. (2001), and its franchise. He is unlocked after opening the Monsters, Inc. Realm and completing the quest Eye on the Prize.

His home is a large brick apartment building where he lives together with Sulley. Once unlocked, he will be added to the Dreamlight Valley Characters Collection.

Unlocking

He can be unlocked by completing the Monsters, Inc. realm quest Eye on the Prize. It is available after unlocking the Monsters, Inc. Realm. During the quest Mike and Sulley's Apartment must be constructed for 20,000, and after the construction is complete Mike Wazowski will move to the Valley.

Schedule

Main article: Time

	Time	Location
	12:00 AM	Wandering the Valley or visiting his home.
	1:00 AM	Inside his home.
	5:00 AM	Wandering the Valley or visiting his home.
	8:00 AM	Scrooge's Store browsing clothing and furniture items for sale.
	10:00 AM	Wandering the Valley or visiting his home.
	12:00 PM	Chez Remy or Tiana's Palace eating inside the Restaurant.
	2:00 PM	Wandering the Valley or visiting his home.
	7:00 PM	Chez Remy or Tiana's Palace eating inside the Restaurant.
	9:00 PM	Wandering the Valley or visiting his home.

Friendship Rewards

Mike Wazowski will award the following rewards when Friendship levels are reached. Friendship can be leveled up through gifts, quests, conversation, or by hanging out.

Lvl	Image	Name	Type
		Laugh Floor Chair	Furniture
		Design Motif	Motif
	500
		Knitted Mike Hat	Clothing
		Design Motif	Motif
	1,000
		Monsters, Inc. Phone	Furniture
		Design Motif	Motif
		Monstrous Mini Dress	Clothing

House

Mike and Sulley's Apartment

Main article Mike and Sulley's Apartment

Mike Wazowski lives in a large modern brick apartment building that is unlocked during the Monsters, Inc. Realm quest Eye on the Prize and costs 20,000 to construct. He shares the building with his best friend and roommate Sulley.

Quests

Realm Quests

• Eye on the Prize 

Friendship Quests

• Germs Abound ( Mike Wazowski Level 2)
• Monstrously Good Taste ( Mike Wazowski Level 4)
• A Comedic Proposition ( Mike Wazowski Level 7)
• Have Your People Talk to My People ( Mike Wazowski Level 10)
• Villager of the Month: Mike

Dream Styles

Style	Name	Unlocked
	Mike Wazowski	Default appearance
	Monsters University Varsity Mike	Lovely Monsters Star Path for 100 (T6)

Character Dialogue

General Dialogue

Greetings: Hey hey, it's the new intern! [in Monsters, Inc. Realm] Keep it up and you'll be Jokester Assistant of the Year! [in Monsters, Inc. Realm] Hey, pal! Nice to see ya! Hey, hey, hey! How ya doin'? Hey, Player! Great to see ya! Lookin' good today! Hey, if it isn't my good pal, Player! What's goin' on? Good morning, Valley! [at morning] Rise and shine! [at morning] *yawn* Time to get some shut-eye. [at night] A good Jokester knows... to make people laugh tomorrow, you need a good night's sleep tonight! [at night] Rainy days are made for staying inside and catching up on comedy classics. [while raining] Rain, huh? Well, Sulley's not gonna need any odorant. He'll smell like wet fur all day. [while raining] Couldn't ask for a better day. [while sunny] Another bee-UTIFUL day! [while sunny]

Gift Responses: Hey, I always wanted one of these! Hey, thanks! Wow, this is really thoughtful. Thanks, PLAYER. You shouldn't have! But do it again whenever you want.

Hang Out Start Response: I thought you'd never ask! I'm your monster! Sure! And while we're at it, can I run a few jokes by ya? You betcha!

Hang Out End Response: Hey, you've been a terrific audience. Never a dull moment with you, PLAYER! That was great! Remember: You can call me anytime! Time of my life!

Float Text Dialogue: Greetings and salutations! You, my friend, are on a roll! Got a joke for me? Ahem... "I'm Monsters, Incorporated!" How'd that sound? Don't forget — keep your focus! Never lose your focus. My Schmoopsie-Poo would love this place! Nobody move! I lost my contact lens... ... Did I forget to file my paperwork? Did I ever tell you about the time I was on television? ... Would I look good with a monocle? Think funny thoughts. Banana peels... burps... rubber chickens! Up and at 'em! [at morning] Time to hit the hay! Now where's my Little Mikey bear...? [at night] Yeesh, rain. [while rainy] Ah! The sun's in my eye! [while sunny]

player

Player Goodbye Options: Sorry, I can't right now.

Scramblecoin Text

Scramblecoin Request Response: You are about to meet your match, my friend! Scramblecoin Eager Float Text: Heya, pal! Scramblecoin, you and me! You in? Scramblecoin Player Victory Float Text: What a game! You're what we in the comedy biz like to call a headliner! Scramblecoin Player Defeat Float Text: I can't believe it... I actually won! Don't take it too hard, pal. You've got definite potential.

Daily Discussions

Are you looking for something?

I'm scopin' out the comedy talent around here. Who makes you laugh around here the most? Other than yours truly, of course! →  WALL-E. The little rolling box? Says his name a lot? Huh... Well, his plant routine is pretty cute. And cute works for him. Not like me... I've been told I'm TOO devastatingly handsome to pull off cute. →  Mickey Mouse. Fair enough! I gotta say, there's something charming about the guy. He can do it all! Dance, sing, mime, whistle. A true Renaissance fella. →  Goofy. Goofy? Makes sense — it's right there in the name! And he's a genius at pratfalls. Those falls are intentional, aren't they?

Are you squinting?

Yeah, I think my eyesight's getting worse. →  Oh no! Oh, don't worry. I just need to go in and get my eye checked. Maybe get a new prescription... →  That'll be a big problem for you. Yeah, since I'm mostly eyeball. →  Was it already bad? Nah. I do wear a contact lens. But it's not that bad. I probably just need a new prescription. Do you think I could pull off glasses? Er... glass? →  You'd look great! Really? Huh... I gotta think about this. →  You'd look a little funny... Funny's perfect! Huh... Ya know, this just opened up a completely new world of comedic possibilities! →  The contact lens is working for you! You're right! Why cover up such a handsome face? Thanks, pal!

How would you improve the Valley?

You know what the Valley needs? More roads for cars! →  Why? So I can drive my car! I have got the sweetest ride in all of Monstropolis! →  But we walk everywhere. Sure, but walking's not as fun as driving! And... I have got the sweetest ride in all of Monstropolis. →  I kind of like that there's no traffic here. Sure, but no traffic means no cars! And my car is the sweetest ride in Monstropolis. →  Tell me about your car! She’s red and fast and purrs like a puma. I'd take you for a ride... if we had roads here. Just think about it! →  I don't like cars. You don't?! But they're fast and shiny — what's not to like? Wait... I know what this is. Sulley told you to say that, didn't he? He just doesn't appreciate that a good vehicle is more than the energy it uses. It's... an extension of your personality. A statement. →  What about a bicycle? Do you know how funny I'd look on a bicycle?! ... Hey, maybe you're onto something!

Let's talk humor.

Okay. Well... let's say, just as a hypothetical, I wanted to make you laugh. What's the best way to do it? →  I like slapstick comedy! Good to know. You're just like Boo. I better go over the company insurance policy again... →  I like my humor on the dry side. Dry? Hmm... My old colleague Roz says that's her favorite kind of humor too. Which is ironic since she's a slug monster. →  I like weird, absurdist humor! I... I am not sure what to do with that. But I AM a walking, talking eyeball so... Any chance you're already laughing?

Something on your mind?

Oh, I was just thinking about my best friend Sulley. He's got a heart even bigger than he is. Say, what's your best friend like? →  Super sweet and kind. That's great! Nothing better than a friend who'll be good to you if something goes wrong. →  My best friend keeps me in line! Nice. Everybody needs a pal to call 'em out when there's something they need to hear. ... Not that I'm speaking from experience. →  I'm my own best friend! Ha, way to be, Player! Love that confidence!

What are you so happy about?

Well, I'm generally a happy guy. But today, I am particularly happy I don't have fur. →  Why is that? Because every day I get to sleep in for 30 minutes more than Sulley! He gets out of the shower, and it's at least half an hour with the blow dryer. →  You mean like Sulley? Exactly! He finally invested in one of those high-powered blow dryers. Now it only takes 30 minutes after a shower, not an hour. Plus, all the shedding! I made him take vacuuming duty the first day we became roommates. I swear, he sheds more in a week than I weigh! →  You'd look cute with fur! Ya think so? Hmm... Well, if Celia said she liked it...

What're you up to today?

I'm working on something for Sulley. See, he used to be Monsters, Inc.'s top Scarer -- so he was always workin' out to stay in great shape. But now that he's in management, workouts aren't part of his day. So, I'm gonna make him a new exercise regimen for the Valley! He loves a routine. Any ideas for exercises, Player? →  Gardening. That's more of a hobby than an exercise... But hey, it's outdoors and it's active! I'm putting it down! →  Push-ups. An all-time classic. Maybe Sulley can go for a new personal best! →  Sleeping. You know... You're right! Rest IS an important part of every regimen. I'm adding it in!

You have a question?

Ya know, back home, we have this GREAT restaurant called Harryhausen's. It's my girlfriend Celia's favorite. She's a real gourmand. But talk to me about you – you got a favorite kinda food, Player? →  Fast food! I hear that! I could go for a rot dog with some fly fries right about now. Nothing like the classics, am I right? →  Fancy food! Well then, you've got great taste, just like Celia! Keep it classy, Player! →  I don't think about food much. You're an "eat to live" not "live to eat" type, huh? Sulley's kinda like that.

You know a lot about comedy, right?

Do I? I literally wrote the manual on it. Let me tell you a secret about jokes - success is all about reading your audience. I'll give you an example - pick someone, anyone in the Valley. →  Merlin. Okay... Well, Merlin's a brainy guy. All about learning and books. For him, I'd do some wordplay. High-brow stuff. Ya know, take out the thesaurus for the punch line. That'll get him chuckling! →  Stitch. Stitch is easy! Two words... Physical. Comedy. One pratfall would have that guy in stitches. Ha! Stitch in stitches! I kill me. →  Mother Gothel. Ooh... She'd probably laugh at anything mean. Ya know, insult comedy. Some comics say that a laugh's a laugh, but that's really not my brand.

You seem deep in thought, Mike.

Well, ya know, life's just full of twists and turns. I went from studying like crazy at Monsters University to the mailroom at Monsters, Inc. And now, I'm the All-Time Laugh Record holder. →  That sounds like a wild journey! Oh, it was! Taking on the Scare Games, scaring a summer camp, uncovering a major corporate scandal, and getting unofficially exiled to the Himalayas! ... Wow. I think I need to start working on my autobiography. →  Dreams come true in strange ways sometimes. Exactly, Player! You get me! Life doesn't always look like we imagine it will, but boy it sure does deliver. →  You should be proud of yourself. Aw, thanks pal. I AM proud of me. AND Sulley too. He's been with me all this time. A guy couldn't ask for a better friend.

You're a funny guy, right?

Personally and professionally! Ya wanna hear a joke? →   Sure! Okay okay. So... why do cows wear bells? →  I don't know — why? Because their horns don't work! Get it? Cows? Horns? Funny, right? →  That's enough joking around for now. Wow, tough crowd. Here's another. What do you call an angry carrot? →  What do you call it? A steamed veggie! →  That's enough joking around for now. XXXXXX Last one... Where does the Abominable Snowman keep his money? →  Where? In a snowbank! Ha! Told ya I'm a comedy genius! →  A snowbank? XXXXXX →  Actually, I think I'm good for now. XXXXXX →  No thanks. Wow, tough crowd.

Why are you grinning like that?

I've got some more jokes for ya! Hot off the press! →   Let's hear them! What's a drummer's favorite vegetable? →  I don't know — what? Beets! Good, right? →  Actually, that's enough joking around for now. XXXXXX For my next one... Why can't you trust Scar? →  Because he's a villain? Well yeah... But also — he's always lion! →  Why? Because he's always lion! →  That's enough comedy for now. XXXXXX Last one: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? →  How many? Ten-tickles! Get it? Because octopuses have tentacles? That's gotta be a new classic. player But octopi only have eight arms? And they're not tentacles; you're thinking of squid. And you're OVERthinking this joke! Sheesh! →  ... I hope you didn't tickle Ursula. No way. I am not messing with her! →  That's enough joking around for now. XXXXXX →  Hmm, maybe later... XXXXXX

Observed Conversations

General

With Sulley

Randall! Exactly. That guy was a piece of work. Sometimes I still see him moving in the corner of my eye. One jump scare too many, huh?

Quests

With Sulley

Missing the Laugh Floor ( Escape Claws) Ya know, bein' CEO's great, but it's kinda nice to be back on the Laugh Floor. Well, we miss ya down here, pal. And seein' you – and what a great Jokester you are – I couldn't be prouder of ya, Mikey. Keep it together, you sentimental throw rug. I can't feel my feelings right now – there's jokes to tell! Talking about Mike's big burp ( Eye on the Prize) This burp is gonna be huge! Bigger than that time you drank that fish tank full of Drooler Cool at Oozma Kappa? Oh, right! That one was a classic. Totally. You put a dent in the ceiling! Sharing a Gourmet Rot Dog ( Monstrously Good Taste) Hey, Mikey! I smelled something INCREDIBLE from across the Valley. What ya got there? Feast your eyes and stomach on this delicacy — a classic rot dog! Oh wow... this takes me back. Second semester? Remember the eating contest? Hey, if those rot dogs tasted like these, I might've done better! Maybe I'll share the recipe with MU next time I visit.

With Sally ( Decay to Grow)

Mike, you were eating the compost? Yeah, it's great on sushi, burgers, salads — you name it! My compliments to the chef! But Mike... I need that compost for my garden. My plants won't grow without it. Wait... you're telling me you're NOT eating this?! No. It's fine if you want a bit of it, but please leave some for the garden too. Okay. Your loss. But sure, I can share!

With Vanellope ( Have Your People Talk to My People)

Welcome, Player, to the very first Village comedy night! Hope you're ready to laugh! Yep, in just a sec, you're gonna be laughing WITH me and AT him! Wow, talk about some rookie confidence! Vanellope, don't you have some props to dust off? Mike, your style of comedy is so old, it just offered me a hard candy. Ha! That's actually a good one! ... Really? You're not mad at me? Mad? Why would I be mad? It was a great joke! Huh, maybe I misjudged you, you walking ball of moss! Ahh, same here, candy aisle. Time of my life! Keep going! Show me what ya got, old timer. Okay, whippersnapper. Ahem. Back at Monsters Inc., we used to scare kids for scream energy. And I wanted to be a Scarer ever since the first grade. Talk about BIG dreams! Look at me. The only kids I could scare are the ones afraid of eye contact! What was I gonna do? Challenge 'em to a staring contest? Ha-ha-ha! Not bad for an animated jawbreaker. Ya know, kid, forget rubber chickens. I think your REAL talent might be roasting. Really? But I've never even played a cooking simulator. Ha! Roasting is when one comic ribs another... Gently. Roast? Ribs? Are you sure you aren't hungry, pal? Where's your stomach, anyway, you giant gumball?! Ha-ha! That's it! What do I look like? Tell me another. You look like... a mutant tennis ball? Dig a little deeper! You look like... a green apple with toothpicks for arms and legs! Seriously, how do those freakishly stick-y limbs carry you around? You're about to fall on your face and knock me over like a bowling pin any second! Ha! Nice, kid! I was right — you're a natural roast comic. I can see why Sulley likes you. Because I'm hilarious and adorable? Guh-doy! I was gonna say because you KINDA remind me of me! What? Ha-ha-ha! Now THAT'S hilarious! I think it's about time we wrap this up, don't you think? One last joke; you do the honors! Okay... My mother used to say, "beauty's in the eye of the beholder." Since she's mostly eyeball like me, I thought I was the most beautiful monster in history! Now I have a girlfriend named Celia. She's cycloptic too. She always tells me: "I only have eye for you!" And I say: "We each only have one eye! Who ELSE could we be looking at?" That's all we've got, Dreamlight Valley! WE'VE been great and YOU'VE been an audience! See ya in the funny papers! That was AMAZING! You're a natural, kid! Trust me; this show will be the first of many. ... Sorry I filled your House with rubber chickens. Hey, pranking is a form of comedy too! ... Just don't ever do that again. Oh, don't worry; I won't... I'll plan something WAY BETTER! Oh boy, I've created a monster. Actually... I'm kinda proud.

With Belle ( Wild, Wild Wishes)

Hiya, Belle! Ya know, you're such a good listener. I was wonderin' if we could talk about somethin' serious? Ha... Ha-ha... Belle, this is for real. I've been feelin' kind of lonely, and— Ha-ha-ha! Oh dear, I can't stop laughing! I'm truly sorry. Ha ha!!! Belle, please! I'm bein' serious! HA-HA-HA! Mike, please! Stop! I'm laughing so hard it hurts! HA-HA!

With Mulan ( Wild, Wild Wishes)

Hey, Mulan. I've been feelin' really down lately. Can I talk to you about it? Oh! Ha! Ha-ha-ha... I mean, if you're just gonna laugh at me, then what's the point? HA-HA-HA!!! Oh no, Mike! Stop it; I can't help it! I'm sorry! Really sorry! HA-HA-HA! Ahhh! This is such an isolating experience!

With Jasmine ( Wild, Wild Wishes)

Hello, Mike. How are you feeling today? Terrible! I don't even feel like telling jokes! Oh dear. I'm so sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do? I don't know, I just— HA! You're not laughing! I'm cured! WOO-HOO!!! I'm glad to see you're doing better.

History

• 1.9: Added